>when you have sex with your cousin.

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>>39295001
Sounds oriligantly comfy.

>>39295001
I remember that thread where that anon greentexed the time he fucked his cousin from another country or something. Got me diamonds

im going to marry my cousin, does that count as hot?

>>39296213

Marriage is never hot.

I've always wondered if that gif has any sauce. Sauce?

>>39296248
Retard. Marriage is literally the hottest. You have plebeian taste

>>39296213

No you filthy paki

My Chad brother fucked my cousin a few times.
Neither of them seemed to care that they're related

>>39295139
which was that?

>>39296282
her name is stoya

>tfw meet Stoya in a psych ward last year

It's the only remotely interesting thing that happened in my life in years.

>>39296854
did you talk? why was she in there? can you tell anythin about her. does she still looks good?

>>39296366
how did you find that out? did they just openly admit it

>>39297100

Just small talk, nothing worth mentioning. I think she had some sort of break down because she was freaking the fuck out when she first came in but she quickly calmed down like a hour in. She was pretty qt but extremely skinny.

>>39297214

what is she schizophrenic or bipolar? or did you not talk to her enough to find out?

>>39297132
Pretty much. My brother openly bragged about it, and my cousin is an airhead who didn't think she did anything out of the ordinary

>>39297333
>My brother openly bragged about it

And nobody thought this was weird?

>>39297312

It was just casual small talk. I'm not bold to ask why someone was in there but it didn't seem like she was schizophrenic or bipolar.

>>39297349
Parents/aunt uncle don't know. Only me and her brother know.
...Possibly my brother's friends.

>>39297413
Her brother doesn't care? wtf kind of family is this

>>39295001
My only female cousin is fucking foul hellspawn with drug issues and broken teeth.
My half-sister though? Prime meat, have had the hots for her ever since puberty

>>39297395
>it didn't seem like she was schizophrenic or bipolar.

maybe she was there for drug addiction/psychosis or shes borderline or something.

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>>39295001
Can I get the source of that gif?

>>39295139
I have a greentext but because that stupid chink made the image limit 2 MB I can't upload so here is a link instead
https://imgur.com/a/62Omd

>>39297601

Maybe borderline, when she came in she was crying and wouldn't leave the vicinity of the nurse station. She would freak out if anyone approached her and kept calling herself a whore.

>>39297644
>https://imgur.com/a/62Omd
couldnt you break it into two images?

>>39297659
Then I would have had to made 2 original posts and I'm not creative enough to do that
But you got the image right?

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>>39297672
Oh well I did it myself in the end

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>>39297764
Two bloody great handfuls

>want to fuck my banging hot 13 year old cousin
>she tells her mom everything, not sure if she will keep quiet

What do?

>>39297799
don't fuck her or wait until she gets older

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>>39297799
Fuck her anon. Fuck her hard.

>>39297764
>>39297776
My dick isn't designed to handle all this

>>39297863
I know right? Just done reading it on Imgur. What a ride

>>39297942
cousincest always makes the best smut material. Their relation is just close enough that it has that taboo factor to it but they're distant enough that it isn't gross.

>>39297655
>kept calling herself a whore.

at least shes honest. imagine how famous youd be right now if you got to fuck stoya in there. youd be a god on 4chan but also called a normie on /r9k/ and told to leave with a ree.

>>39297655
Is being insane like a requirement for pornstars?

>>39295001

>tfw my cousin was the first girl I was attracted to

It's probably pretty common.

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>>39295001
>cousin teases me "jokingly" ever since we know each other
>once she hit puberty it escalated to literal groping sometimes and even grinding
>when we slept in the same room on trips she'd always only sleep in underwear
>lost virginity with another cousin of hers
>chad thundercock he is
>she says he's jealous of our relation
>in fact, we're almost like brother and sister
>but it's getting wierd
>everytime something goes wrong i usually say "well if you want to fuck me just have to ask"
>90% of the times she replies with "why didn't you tell me it was as simple as that?" with those lust filled eyes
>dick grabbing is almost her job
>even pushed her ass into my groin in front of her BF
>TFW when confronted about it she always say i'm never going to be her target
>TFW fear of she tellin' everyone about it if i try hold me back
>TFW slight suspicion she's waiting for me to pound her like there's no tomorrow

this is hell

>>39295001
I unironically slept with my cousin for a few nights. We didn't bang although there was some fondling

Still the farthest I've gone with a girl

>>39296835
>tfw can't find the video

I know it's stoya but the video...

>>39300965
anon you know what you must give her
.....
D

>>39300965
I know the feeling anon, it sucks when you feel like you're on the verge of some hot incest but you can't tell if she's serious or joking. The tension is just unbearable

>>39296366
This is creepy...it's like watching people eat glue...you know it's bad for them...

>>39301228
but theres nothing really wrong with it, its totally harmless unlike eating glue

>>39301259
>Sex with cousins is harmless

Inbreeding is creepy although this is /r9k/, there's a world out there I know nothing about

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>>39301198
it's gonna go on until i manage to sneak out and have some alcohol with her, them pretend i'm and use it as excuse to pistonfuck her until dawn
it's foolproof this tactic, everyone knows you get horny when drunk so as long as my acting is perfect i won't get into any trouble
besides, if i do her good i might even NTR chad himself

>>39301303
you can have sex and not have kids

also the defect rate for cousin incest is tiny, barely any different from the rest of the population. people blow it out of proportion

>>39301315
try and get her into a netflix and chill situation, get her alone and watch something while cuddling her and shit. don't be too overt but flirt with her in a way that has plausible deniability and get playfully physical with her, tickling and such

>>39301372
can confirm this
for the past 5 gens my family only married between cousins, and so far each couple had at least 4, all healthy
it's a good way to keep the family blood clean

>>39301402
already had many a oportunity but the problem is the doubt she'd sell me out senpai
basically it went like this

>trip to buttfuck nowhere
>get some movies to watch 2am because there's nothing to do
>as said before, she's always in her underwear
>even if the bed was a single's, she'd ask to join both together
>when the clock hits about 4am i'd take a bath to sleep and she'd try to sleep first
>in reality she'd just wait until i got out to sleep, passing time on her phone
>one day i said fuck it and decided to get out of the bath with a fully erect boner
>there's no fucking way she didn't notice
>yet nothing happens, not even an comment on it
>pull an all nighter because dick too hard to sleep
>wake up a shell of a man

>>39301505
didn't you cuddle her or anything? no massages?

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>>39301549
not really, only during the movie
managed to fondle her tits a little, although she quickly took my hand off once noticed
didn't complain tho

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>>39301605
>managed to fondle her tits a little, although she quickly took my hand off once noticed

Ah, yeah I don't think she's down for it.

It might be because she has a boyfriend, I know my cousin was flirting like hell with me but was a bit standoffish because she had a boyfriend. Got a lot more friendly once she dumped him.

>>39299541
>Is a degenerate who sells her body for money mentally unstable?

I didn't know people were starting to do 'small talk' online.

How's the weather there faggot?

>>39301638
i'll vulture the fuck out of her if that's the case

>>39301663
when have women ever had a problem with selling themselves

>>39301692
yeah she might want it but just doesn't want to cheat, so you just gotta wait out the storm anon and then try once he's out of the picture

>>39297764
>>39297776
My life is unfair. I will never get to experience anything like this.

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>>39302132
not with that attitude you won't, get in there lad

I actually did have sex with a cousin.
It was a family reunion, we didn't know each other before hand and were the only young people there.

>>39297799
Don't bother. You'll never get her dtf in the first place

>>39302173
is there any chance greentext desu?

Long story short from 8-14 my brother older brother and I would bet on random games. (board or videos) the loser would have to do what ever the winner wanted to do. My brother almost always won and would have me suck on his cock or fuck him. I didn't know what that what we were doing at the time.

>>39302269
Jeez what a faggot. How are things with your brother now?

>>39301372
>>39301413
>That's like your cousin

It's better when there's no blood relation, because it's like a new world

Incest is nasty

>>39302496
>It's better when there's no blood relation, because it's like a new world

but the bond isn't as strong, outsiders are fickle

>>39301413
>keeping family bloos clean

By increasing the chance for genetic birth defects? Purifying blood like purifying swords may get rid of good genes in favor of bad genes...diversity inb4 people start calling me a shill

>>39295001
am i really only the person that wants sauce on OP?

>>39302571
whatever it is, it cant compete with this amazing expression she does. Fuck sauce, just stare at the gif

>>39302269
We have a good relationship ironically.

>>39302532
White people only exist because of "defects" I bet we can make a super race of people if we keep inbreeding.

>>39302209
>be 15
>forced to weekend family reunion
>go to middle of bumfuck no where with bunch of cabins by a lake
>no tv, no internet, nearest "fun" thing is a bowling alley which would take nearly an hour to walk to
>literally all old people except for me and cousin
>parents wants us to do boring shit with them
>fuck that shit and we run off just to chill
>throwing rocks at a lake got boring fast
>by first night we were just chilling, complaining about how fucking boring this shit is
>ask if she wants to make out
>make out for a while then she offers to suck my dick
>let the little freak suck me
>next day we go running off again and make out some more
>she pulls out a condom and asks if I want some fuck
>no brainer there
>we fucked again later that day, then one last time on Sunday before we all left

>>39297764
>>39297776
Why did I decide to read this? Gonna have to break my no fap now, was 3 days in already. Anyone got some nice loli's?

>>39302668
>white people try to make race of super people by inbreeding
>proceed to start wars and fight amongst and kill each other for tiny shit while a few decide to mixbreed with other races and ethnicities
>the inbreds kill the mixed races whenever there's even a teensy bit of difference or uniqueness seen
>beforehand the inbreds obsess over the different cultures of the mixed breeds and try to worm their way into their cultures
>They still mixbreed while trying to steal traditions

What's superiority but inferiority

>>39302571
It's stoya but I can't find the source

>>39302841
>race of super people from imbreeding
Your mom probably drank while she was pregnant

Source for all that are interested:

https://www.pornhd.com/videos/2505/stoya-fighting-against-the-glass-ceiling-hd-porn-video

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>have really hot cousin and sperg group of friends
>we get drunk one night and talk shit about her for being a woman
>she asks why we're always so mean to her
>"we get nervous because you're an attractive woman"
>"okay, but why would YOU be nervous anon?"
>say "I'm just trying to fit in"
She doesn't suspect a thing

>>39303054
HD porn is just gross

>>39303090
THESE incest threads ARE gross.

You fags should die and burn in hell.

>>39303008
If people don't drink some form of liquid they die don't they? Hydration is a necessity for life.

I know for a fact my father drank throughout his life

>>39303115
theres no need to be upset anon, dont cry

>>39303115
Incest is nasty

Somehow I don't have a problem with HD porn

>>39303115
I'm actually not into incest at all

my first kiss was with my cousin by marriage at my sister's wedding and 10 years later there's still weird sexual tension when we hang out

>>39303120
Inability to pick up social cues is a sign of autism.

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Fuck you niBBa

>>39295001

> Be me
> Early to Mid 20s
> Single for a few years
> Have this lonely, ugly female cousin who looks 10 years older than she is.
> Out of nowhere she keeps messaging me everyday on Facebook
> I make our convos as boring as possible so she can leave me alone
> One day she says to me "It's too bad we are cousins, otherwise I'd totally date you right now".
> I tell her I'd be down to hook up (I was desperate then) if we kept things under wraps, she gets excited.
> I clear my head after fapping and realize that this isn't a good idea
> I backtrack on on the idea. She gets upset.
> She defriends me after I ignore her Facebook messages thereafter.
> Fast forward a few years, she gets knocked up by some random Tyrone
> Confuses her pregnancy with weight gain for several months
> Has baby and decides to keep it, despite Tyrone being outta the picture
> Doesn't even remember father's name, so can't claim child support

>>39303214
Social cues evolve and are different by location

No two people are exactly the same

>>39303214
Also this is 4chan, people considered strange in the real world originally came here, go enjoy social cues at a fraternity party or some orgy if you don't like it here

>>39302496
its weird how r9k supports all sorts of sick perverted shit but fucking or being romantic with a cousin is considered nasty

>>39303255
Do you understand what you're saying at all ?! You speak as a degenerate YOU ARE FUCKING SCUM!
You Are crazy, you KNOW? Ah! YOU, WHAT YOU LIKE, fuck?
Who are you, Fucking scum? fuck, so it's worth it, talking about IT, bitch? Are you a freak, a fool, or a fuck? Fuck, you're real, EXCLUDED! YOU WHAT, FUCKING, BITCH?
fuck. Fuck your mother in the ass, bitch, BULLSHIT I specialize in incest, so that is your story?
Are you brave, beat, fuck? CHAD? You asshole fuck! Degenerate, fucking degenerate!
That's why you did it, fucking moron, eh?
Fuck, some kind of fucking shit, your fucking mouth, ah.
oh-huh? YOU WERE AWARE
You are fucked in here. This one is sitting there, talking about HIS COUSIN, thinking about this shit? WHAT?
YOU DEGENERATIVE FUCKER
Fuck your mother! WHAT DO YOU LOVE? WHAT, YOU BITCH?

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>>39295001
> Make out with cousin once in middle school
> Lots of flirting/flaunting herself at me in early high school
> She gets bf
> We're still close, although she's getting married to him in a few months and doesn't give any signs of attraction to me
> Been jerking it for the past decade thinking about her

I didn't ask for a hot cousin, should've gone after it when I had the chance.

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>>39303377

All I'm reading here is OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGAH!

>>39303377
what the fuck ?

english please?

>>39303345
you always get the anti degeneracy people blundering in from /pol/ in every thread.

>>39295001
Sauce?
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>>39297764
>>39297776
um if his mom is the milf's aunt, then he and the milf are cousins. the loli is his first cousin once removed. dumbass.