My tinder date told me before she meets me for a drink at a bar

>>39286458
>has to get blazed and drunk to socialize
don't bother

Jesus man run as fast as you can.

>>39286458
call it off or stand her up, dont give her your fucking time.

It's an opportunity. Wear the weirdest shit you can find. Play it straight and deflect questions about it. Drink your beer with a straw. Show her pictures of ducks. 1000s of them. Try to work in duck related stories into everything you talk about. Wear long duck socks pulled all the way up. Tuck your pant legs (or just one leg) into them at some point. Carry salt packets in your pocket and offer her some when she's starting to get really uncomfortable.

I did something similar when my friend was too drunk and trying to hook up with really fat chicks. I was supposed to wingman the fatter one and that's when I asked for a straw from the bartender and offered them the salt, etc. It was funny to see him that mad about not fucking an ugly fatass and watching beggars become choosers.

>>39287138
Ask her if she "smokes drugs often" and never call it weed or anything, just drugs, or marijuana cigarettes. Use an air of pomposity when you say the words. Think Hank Hill.

>>39286731
>implying robots are able to socialize without some form of performance enhancing substance.
Fuck off.

>>39287515
>implying robots socialize
nice disguise, chad, almost got me

Op here went for it.. decided to wear a shirt with hamburgers on it and not give a fuck wish me luck lads

>>39287515
>implying robots know how to get drugs
You would need a friend for that or to talk to people.

dont do it.
I dated a girl exactly the same.
worst experience of my life.
turns out she was getting her weed for free if you know what I mean.