One day into college and everyone already hooked up and

>>39286451
>actually going to post secondary
log the fuck out norman

>>39286451
people get engaged in high school now and go to the same colleges together
if you haven't found your life partner by 14, you're fucked

What did you do wrong? Teach me to not make your mistake

>>39286451
yeah and one week into college everyone will break up because having a committed relationship fucking sucks at that time. but I don't think you'd be able to pull any single girls anyway

>>39286533
I just be'd myself.

I'm hoping things get better when classes start. Plus none of the clubs have really started yet.

>>39286524
That's fucking retarded

S. someone who lost their virginity at 14

>>39286451
Tell me about college. Senior year of high school was hell for me. How is it actually? You go in any dorms?

>>39286595

Did you drink in your halls/flat with your flatmates?

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In a week my second year of uni will start. Second year of /nofriends/ fuck this shit

>>39286714
One of my roommates hasn't even moved in yet. The other one is barely here.

>>39286516
>robots cant attend college

You're just a strawman normie trying to split trurobots up.

KYS

In fact, it is even more painful for a robot to attend college. Your social inadequacies come into even starker relief.

I think I lucked out despite being a fucking autist. My suitemates didn't shun me and everyone is always around and doing things with each other. We bonded over drinking. It's still hard to hold a conversation but things are getting better. Just keep trying

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>>39286451
College is just like high school for me. No friends, sit alone, barely talk to anyone. If you think you can turn things around as a robot in college good fucking luck. Some of us are just hardwired losers like Elliot Rodger.

>>39287280
I've seen this image posted before. It is also just like me. I think about 40% of this board is like me, the guy in that image.

>>39287280
>Usually attractive
Lol kys. The rest is pretty good tho

>>39287280
>Not ugly and usually attractive
Nope, am definitely ugly

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I'm dreading the icebreakers I'm certain my professors will force us to participate in tomorrow. Makes the first day all the more painful.
>>39286935
Three years and still not a single friend here. It doesn't get better, anon. The worst part is that I can recognize people who share my major and see that they've become close while I remain on the fringe.

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>go to top Uni
>went to shitty public school
>most people already know each other
>international students all don't speak English so can't be friends with them
>at the end of every semester people always transferring/graduating/doing other classes so never see them again
>1 more semester to go
>haven't made a single (lasting) friend

to be fair I'm not an American and think I've been sort of brainwashed by the whole U.S. college experience, at least we have freedom and no "campus rules" bullshit

Kind of want to finish Uni already and get a job, but 9-5 is brutal and Uni life can be pretty comfy for the most part

>>39286935
There's no way you can actually let this persist for more than a year.