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Tell your sister/mother she's beautiful, post results. If she's not near, call or text her.
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>tfw my mom will never dominate me with her juicy tits and round ass
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>>39286511
Anon please talk about that somewhere else. This is a pure thread.
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>>39286511
You forgot your trip, Story
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Repost because thread died right after I posted

>>39287021
>I like the wetness
Laura 2017
Nice to see you haven't been kidnapped yet. How's your dad been since you tried to kiss him again?
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>>39286296
>"Shut up"
Wowow such amazing results senpai ima do this all the time now.
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>>39287181
You should do that every day from now on.
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>>39286511
Mom/son is truly the best pairing and it's a shame nobody loves their mom in the thread
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>>39286296
>want to confess to my cousin
>we work together at a family store
>cant hug her because I NEVER hug anyone
>I think she thinks I don't like her
It's worse that we live on the west coast, the people here treat incest the same whether its a cousin or your sister. We were alone in the office for a couple hours before we both left work, it was nice.
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>>39286296
Told my sister I love her and started sniffing her hair

>"wtf is wrong with you anon" and slaps me
>Aggrivated so I knocked her out cold
>Luckily my mom is at work and nobody was able to see
>I tie her up and put her in my room
>She wakes up and is greeted by the stench of my urine and cum
>She tears up and tried to scream for help
>I punch her and knock her out again to keep her quiet
>Get her undressed to sniff and lick her butthole


As you can see guys, I'm a little bit of a pickle. She hasn't woken up yet but I just know she's gonna tell everyone about what happened. Is there a way to make her forget about it? I'm so lost, what do I do robots? My mom comes home in 2 hours.
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>>39287508
Pics or didnt happn
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>>39287508

Das it, mayne.

Get drunk and fuck, you're screwed either way.
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>>39287508
Stop being mean to Kirino, Kyousuke!
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She put me in a headlock and called me an adopted homo

Love this bitch
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>>39287508
Fuck her until you're satisfied then kill her. Dump her body in a lake after you yank her teeth and cut off her hands.
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>>39287508
Close her in your basement so she won't tell anyone, you're in risk of losing your good boy points so be careful.
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>>39287630
Are you adopted? Or homo?
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>>39287643
>yank out her teeth
>instead of cutting her head off completely and burying it under an animal carcass in the woods
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I accidentally told my sister she's a wonderful person instead and now she's happy.
Wat do?
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>>39288550
Tell her she's beautiful and that you love her.
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>>39288550
Go hug her anon. Post results.
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Kissy scares me
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>>39287508
Make her drunk and fuck her
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>>39289090
Why is that anon?
She's a little abrasive, but nice enough I think
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>>39289337
Very scary, she might bite my head off
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I ordered my sister a knock off jersey of the player she's been following. Do you think she'll care? A real once is like a fourth of my paycheck. We're also going camping leaving tomorrow. Don't have much planned. I'm hoping we can just get into an exploring mood or something.
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>>39289423
>an exploring mood or something
Bodyexploring?
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>>39289423
did you order her a normal one or color rush one?
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>>39289685
I was thinking about trying to hike and see if we can kill a lot of time out and about.

We have separate sleeping bags.

>>39289715
It's an away jersey.
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>>39289423
>a fourth of my paycheck.
Oh, so you don't love her.
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>>39289805
I'd get angry at somebody for spending so much money on me
Love is not wealth
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>>39289827
So is this why my sister doesn't want me to get her a ring?
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>>39289805
I need to help provide necessities. My grandmother's social security and disability doesn't cover nearly enough.
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>>39289827
>love is not wealth
Commies OUT.
Just kidding. I agree, you don't have to show your appreciation to your loved ones with fancy goods. But then again, there's nothing wrong with it if you want to, I think.
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>>39289889
You have no say you rich-by-proxy cunt
:^(
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>>39289373
Depends on which head you mean

>>39289889
>Commies OUT
pic very related

So how was everyone's day?
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Yeah, that text wasn't very fun. All I got was a "huh" before I drove back home.
>Came home to my sister asking what the text was about
>"I dunno"
>Went back to get some take out I got and as I was going she told me to not come back
>Asked her if I did decide not to come back
>The farther I walked I heard her pipe up
>H: "Wait, come back"

Should really stop falling asleep with her in the afternoons. Really does feel like we're wasting the day, especially since she's getting busier.
>>39289805
Oh, comes off it. It's a nice gift. Shouldn't matter if it's the real thing or not. A kind act is a kind act, no matter the amount. Plus, some people do get annoyed about the money spent on gifts. She could be the same.
I still get bugged from my sister asking how much I spent for her ring.
>>39289975
We're both cool and groggy from waking up.
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>>39289906
Oh, so just because I'm relatively close to a relatively wealthy relative, I'm not allowed to join the discussion? Classism, that is.

>>39289975
Hello cow.
My day was okay, thanks. Parents came back home but nothing very interesting happened otherwise. Currently sleepless but comfy.
And yours?
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>>39290010
You and your sister are adorable. Hows your sister feeling since the friend incident? And hows the friend feeling?
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>>39290010
>that text wasn't very fun
Puns are great though. Glad you two are enjoying yourselves though.

>>39290021
Kinda tired. My brother has been exercising with me a lot. I tried that whole sitting on his lap while he bench presses but I almost made him drop his weights on himself because he got distracted so that didn't pan out so well. Guess that's more of a "good idea in pictures not so good in real life" thing.
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>>39289975
Please don't touch my penis that's what I'm afraid of, too
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>>39290247
>choice between kissy biting off genitals mid-coitus or head post-coitus, praying mantis style
I don't envy you much.
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>>39290117
She's still in a bit of a slump ever since we told her friend about this. Just glad I got that text from her. As dumb as her jokes and stuff she sends me can be, it makes me happy knowing she's getting her mood back up.
>hows the friend feeling
We haven't talked to her much since we went out on Saturday, and even then things were quiet between us. Which was pretty strange since they both can't shut up when they're together. Don't exactly know what to do, but I guess we'll figure it out slowly.
>>39290149
>Puns are great though
But it's like she's stabbing me in the heart, but thanks.
>he got distracted
whatcha mean?
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>>39290411
I mean if it was a good fuck (which I have no doubt kissy is) then I guess it's not so bad
I probably deserve whatever happens
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>>39290411
>much
nee-san busy or why do you sound so undersexed?
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She is fat and ugly,and I never lie
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>>39290644
I just wanted to post this image all hail the sex god/rape god/ degenerate god
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I wanted to post this lewd image
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>>39290577
Besides blowjobs and titfucks, I can't imagine she's all that good.

>>39290644
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Hug her, anon.

>>39290728
>>39290737
Why?
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>>39290622
>undersexed
I don't see how that's any of your beeswax, anon.
Haven't been in the mood a lot in the last few days, plus she's actually been busy as well yes. But it's not like I'm dying for it.
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>>39290772
She seems like she would be a bit of a dead fish. To be fair I think all the girl trips would just lay back and let you do what you want as long as it's missionary and slow.
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>awake at 5 am again
Hypnos grant me this one wish, I just want to sleep
Any good ways to knock myself out
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>>39290828
I usually smoke weed if I'm having trouble sleeping
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>>39290825
Anon, you've read some of Laura's fantasies, right?

>>39290828
Try injecting a few weeds.

>>39290854
Kill yourself desu
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>Jumped big sis when she got outta the bath, tryna tickle her
>Towel slipped, decided to snatch it and run away to avoid towel whipping and naked weirdness and shit
>Heard her behind me start to chase me, then she said shit and ran to her room instead
>She called me an ass later but wasnt that mad, thought I was good
>Took my own shower, she came in for a minute, shoulda suspected something but I thought she was just pissing
>Oh wow no towel or clothes fucking great I thought she was the adult here
>Did the Dickcover Shuffle to the towel closet while sis cackled like a demon
Don't fuck with people if you don't wanna get fucked with I guess.
>>39290411
Nigga don't bite dicks off that shit's gay.
>>39290010
Man that's cute but I almost feel bad for the chick.
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>>39290772
Because of this whore im living in this shit timeline and im poor,I am not going to hug her fuck off
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>>39290907
Did you get an eyefull of titty?

>>39290911
Anon, she loves you.
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>>39290854
I don't like those kinds of substances though
>>39290886
Do you have an injection needle near your bed
I don't unfortunately
>>39290907
I mean did you really expect any different
Mess with her more in return
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>>39290982
Not him but +1 on weed. I don't really know if you have "real problems" like "Will we have to skip a meal this week" or "I hope I have enough for all our bills" but it really helps cover that shit up. If you keep a reasonable supply instead of keeping an excess you don't abuse it and you don't have a problem. It will knock you out.
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>>39290970
Man why's that all you care about
Not really no
>>39290982
Girl ima fuck with her sometime but for now I'm scared she's gonna escalate somehow.
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>>39291030
I'm not worrying about any problems right now I'm just restless
I don't have anything against drug use but I personally don't like anything that affects my mind like that
>>39291035
>I'm scared she's gonna escalate somehow
You know exactly what people are going to say to that aren't you
If she goes too far you can just be real and tell her that
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>>39291030
Not her but -1 on weed. Instead of trying to escape your problems, try harder to fix them.

>>39291035
You have to escalate before she does.
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>>39290886
I wouldn't be smoking weed if I was gonna kill myself

>>39290982
Yeah, I understand, I don't really recommend it but it works very well for me, and I think it would help for you
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>>39291277
Problems don't get solved by themselves
You must have it real easy
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>>39291332
>Problems don't get solved by themselves
That's why I said try harder to fix them you fucking retard
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>>39291277
>instead of trying to escape your problems, try harder to fix them
I mean, I'm no fan of dude lmao myself but if her problem is sleeplessness, weed is a fix, not an escape. Technically.
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>>39290828
I just start praying to go to bed and eventually something answers. A serious answer would be that I don't know. It's never consistent and what works one late night doesn't work the next. Hope you hit the hay soon.
>>39290907
Nice. Both your act and the payback.
>towel closet
Kind of an odd question, but how many towels do you guys have?
>almost feel bad for the chick
Yeah, I get where you're getting at. Don't want to hurt her like that or anything, but it was just a bit of messing around on both sides. I love her too much to ever want mean that seriously.
I'm reminded of when we were pretty young and we'd fight a bit and she'd walk out the front door to "leave forever" but she always waited for me to open the door and invite her back in.
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>>39291251
>>39291277
A'ight you've convinced me, gonna toss all her clothes out the window, go big or go home am I right?
Spoilers I'm lying. Don't really wanna make a competition outta this, just saw an opportunity and took it.
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>>39286296
>don't have a bed so my imouto lets me sleep with her
suck it
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>>39291277
>Instead of trying to escape your problems, try harder to fix them.
Man I sure wish I had someone to tell me that every time my paycheck is smaller than I need it to be.
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>>39291414
Stop making excuses and find a better job or another source of income.
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>>39291399
Uhhh, like four normal towels and a couple beach towels? You're right, that is an odd question. Maybe I shoulda said "the closet with towels in it", there's other shit in there, it's not fuckin' bursting with towels.
You guys are cuter than this seal.
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>>39291437
If you don't have to worry about paying a bill or filling the fridge then you can't say shit. If you're not trapped in a shithole with no way out, no way to college, no way to success you can't say shit. It's real easy to say "stop making excuses" or "get a better job" when you haven't had to work to help provide since you were 16 and have no qualifications other than working at a god damn grocery store.
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>>39291452
Yeah, I was guessing around that amount since we have the same setup. Just that the towel closet comment brought the thought up is all.
Always thought we were dumb, not cute, but thanks. Nice deal though. Favorite animal I'm guessing?
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>>39291509
Don't act like you're the only one struggling. I've probably been through worse than you, and I worked my way up to having thousands extra to spend each month. Push yourself up the ladder for the people you care about.
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>>39291585
>I've probably been through worse than you
Bitch shut the fuck up I know you haven't had to deal with shit. The only people who say that shit are people who haven't ever faced anything. You're out here pretending like you're hard because you can't realize people have to deal with challenges you haven't faced. Quit acting like you know when you fucking don't. You probably came from a well off family with no problems. You got what you wanted and lived a life of luxury compared to me. Then you come here pretending like you've dealt with something real because you just want to feel good thinking that you changed someone. Fuck off man.
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>>39291285
A lot of things would probably help right now
I get what you mean though
>>39291386
Can't you sleep either
I don't like seeing anyone else up this late
I hope you're okay
>>39291399
I'll just have to wait. Waiting can be fun on its own
This just means I'll nap more during the day
>>39291452
I love all your seal pics
They're so cute and funny
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>>39291664
Will a virtual hug be welcome? I have one to offer
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>>39291664
>Can't you sleep either
I guess it's more not wanting to. I'm not really tired or sleepless, but I should give it a try soon, you're right.
I hope you manage to get some, too.
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>>39291654
Alright then struggle through life barely getting by until killing yourself in your 40s and see if I care. Doesn't make any difference to me. None of what youo've assumed about me has been true.

>>39291730
>I hope you manage to get some, too.
Don't we all.
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>>39291583
I dunno, they're better than spiders at least. I just have a bunch of pictures of 'em 'cause they're dumb looking.
>>39291664
Thanx.
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>>39291737
Quit pretending. I'm out here fucking providing and you're acting like you're something hot. I bet your struggles are some pussy shit like girls not wanting you. You ain't ever seen people you love die, you ain't ever seen your family deal with hunger pains, you ain't ever gone without power because you couldn't pay that bill, you ain't ever been forced to take cold showers so the gas bill stays down, fuck off and quit pretending.
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>>39291818
Still not a damn thing you've assumed about me has been true.
I'm not responding to you anymore. You're not worth my time.
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>>39286296
1. Where do I acquire a sister/mother?
2. How can I add subtitles to silent WebMs?
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>>39291691
Always
Squeeeze
>>39291730
I'm sorry. I hope you fall asleep quick
I'm sorry for everything you have to go through, I don't like hearing you're in pain. I hope they find a cure and you can be happy forever
I don't know if that means anything to you. I just wanted to say it
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>>39291881
Good. I'm glad you decided to quit pretending like your fat ass means shit. Go say thank you to mommy for getting your tendies ready for dinner and then shove your head right up your ass. Fuck you for thinking you know shit about anything.
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3. Do sisters/mothers friendzone their sons/brothers?
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>>39291923
4. Who is "Ella"?
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He says, still assuming dozens of things about my life when I didn't assume anything about his.
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>>39291923
Thanks Ella. That definitely means something, I don't know how I deserve such a qt caring for me.
Seriously though, thank you, really.
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>>39291923
You're so sweet, ella
You deserve to be just as happy for just as long, even if you don't think you do

Virtual hug incoming, I'm gonna squeeze until you're ready to go to sleep!!
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>>39291956
Me
I think
>>39292188
Aww you didn't have to call me that
Thanks though, you deserve to be happy
Sleep well
>>39292307
You're sweeter
Thanks, I hope you'll be happy too

Aaa I think I'll fall asleep soon
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>>39292621
>Me
>I think
No that's me

Goodnight Ella
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>>39292621
I guess reading the thread is a good way to get sleepy. Positive vibes.
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>Yeh boy I'm gonna steal big sis's work clothes and put 'em somewhere she'll never find 'em
>Ohshit that's actually gonna stress her out a lot tomorrow morning and probably ruin her whole day, gonna put these back
I'm bad at this.
>>39292621
>>39292693
Nah Im probably Ella, it only makes sense.
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>>39293029
After she leaves, put all of her bras, panties, and sex toys behind the towel stack.
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>>39293062
Bruh that's not even a bad idea.
I dont think she has any sex toys tho, would've found one by now
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Been looking for this thread under "hug", I just assumed there wouldn't be one tonight
>39287062
I meant my hair
We've been alright, we haven't been as physical lately, so I've lost a fair amount of dad snuggling
I hate it but it's my fault and I can't do anything about it but stop being stupid and develop some sort of self control
>>39292188
>>39292621
Goodnight and good luck to you two
>>39290886
What're you trying to say anon?
>>39290010
Cute
>>39290907
Funny
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>>39293190
That you'd be a very active sub, good in bed, and wouldn't be a "dead fish"
Assuming you ever have sex, that is
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>>39293227
Oh
I'm not entirely sure what I'd do but I'd figure it out eventually
I'll have sex one day
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>>39293431
>but I'd figure it out eventually
Got you covered as always, senpai.
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>>39293561
If Laura can follow these steps I would totally make live with her
But if but I'd be extremely disappointed
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>>39290907
You should've strolled out there full mast
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>>39293561
Took me forver to figure out what those severed heads were doing, time to pass out I guess.
>>39293685
Yeah no nothing about that situation was giving me a full mast.
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>>39293746
>severed heads
They're just taking it easy. Night to everyone.
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Laura could you tell me what hours you work?
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I am disowned and hated by my family
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>>39294124
What did you do to get disowned?
Apparently other people have been disowned and someone cared enough to ask why.
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>>39294124
That sounds like a relief to me desu
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Bump for loud bunnies keeping me awake
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>>39290828
>went to bed at 5 am again
I wish I had the mental fortitude to just go and get things done instead of waisting all my time behind this screen only to be angry at myself again at 5am because I had to get up at 9. Sleep problems are the worst. Funny you wake up early though, instead of going to be too late. Waking up too soon is a problem characteristically known to elderly.
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I'm going to bed too late
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>>39293431
>spoiler
Are you really sure about that?
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Fall asleep, damn myself
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>>39294988
I know that feel
I didn't wake up early I just couldn't go to sleep

It's so hard to stay awake now on 5 hours of sleep, thanks brain, and sisters for pulling me awake. Just let me sleep.
>>39296253
Count sheep
I'll start
Baa
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>>39296413
Alright
Two
Three
I love little Ellie and I want to hug her every day
Nine
Eleven
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>>39296461
That's cheating, I'm not little I'm a legal adult

I hope you fall asleep soon
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>>39287181
werent you bragging about how she wanted to fuck you a few days ago
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1 day till I have to see my dad at the wedding. Gotta mentally prepare myself so I don't lose compusure when he hugs and kisses me. I just hope he kisses no where near my lips, been holding back images of him slipping his tongue into my mouth but god if I don't want it so badly.
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>>39297080
Aren't you the polish faggot from /bant/ that kept posting that shitty cartoon?
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>>39297090
No, I don't even browse /bant/ I'm the one that struggles with my incestous feelings with my gather, friends with Laura.
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Good morning thread! How is everyone doing?
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>>39298047
I'm doing fine, just painting my nails, sister told me not to come to her wedding if my daddy issues were that bad. She is just happy I'm in town with her.
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That's So Raven has a sequel now
*dongers*
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>>39298047
Hey there. I'm doing pretty well today. Nothing much going on except a hair stylist appointment and then playing waitress for my parents and guests later tonight.
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>>39298997
You're such a sweet young girl. I wish I had a daughter like you.
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>>39298047
I'm okay, my oldest sister wanted to go out but I've been super grumpy and crampy this afternoon so I'm just lying down
>>39298997
>playing waitress
That's adorbs
Are you going to wear nice clothes?
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>>39299041
>I wish I had a pill-popping insomniac dyke daughter
Well you're weird anon.

>>39299228
>adorbs
Not really, I just don't have much choice. But it's not so bad. But no, no costume or anything. Unfortunately.
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>>39299267
Just thought it sounded kinda cute, with or without a costume
Hope it goes well anyway
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>>39286296
>"You want food or something?"
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>>39299540
>not saying you want to eat her out
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>>39299540
What did you respond to her with?
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>>39299685
>"No some guys online told me to tell you you're beautiful and see your reaction."
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>>39286296
>Tell your sister/mother she's beautiful
That would be so out of character they'd probably ask if I feel ok.
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>>39300364
Whyyy would you say that? :( Now she's self conscious about her beauty.

>>39300401
Try it and find out :)
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>>39300415
My mom and I insult each other jokingly on a constant basis. She knows I love her so we talk shit constantly. This stunt is nothing new.
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>>39300415
Fuck no, I haven't told them "I love you" since I was 13. These kind of threads make me feel inadequate about my relationship with them but among my daily delusions and incest fetish things are probably better like that
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>>39300477
Learn to separate fiction from reality. Tell your family you care about them.
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>>39300512
The thought is horrifying. I'll just say it to my dad since he is the only one that goes out of his way to say it to me. It's actually way easier to say I love you to someone as a response than just be the one initiating it.
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>>39300605
You're making progress, anon! I'm so proud of you!
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>>39300477
>I haven't told them "I love you" since I was 13.
oh, wow that reminds me that i only told my mom that i love her once in my life. it was after we had a pretty bad argument. i only said it to make her feel a little better, it sounded so fake and forced to me because it was, don't know if she picked up on it.
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Oh my god it's time for a love bump
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I still haven't seen Laura as far as I can tell
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>>39300477
Reminds me of me
Honestly, you don't need to if you don't want to
People should have to deserve your love
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>Woke up with big sis upside down and hugging my damn legs
A'ight.
Hid all her underwear, if I get fucked up it's anons fault.
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>>39301993
>not giving her your underwear to wear
It'll be like indirect sex.
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>>39302007
Bruh what's that even mean.
If she wants 'em she can have 'em I dont give a fuck.
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>>39302125
>I-It's not like I even want you to wear my underwear, b-baka!
I can't believe I didn't notice this earlier. I see now why your sister is the way she is.
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>>39302188
Nigga no, I aint a damn tsundere.
I feel like she wore my underwear once tbqh, tryna remember when or why or if 'm making it up.
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>>39302234
What? It's fine. These threads could use a tsundere little brother.
>why
Because sharing is caring?
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>>39302125
>what's that even mean
Well an indirect kissu is something both your lips have touched, like sharing an ice cream or something.
So indirect sex would be wearing something both your genitals have touched.
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>>39302462
I dunno. Seems like a bit of a stretch.
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>>39302514
I guess that depends on the underwear. He could always make it direct though.
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>>39302285
Yeah I dunno bruh.
I feel like she was making fun of my boxers for some reason and wore 'em to make a shitty point, I dunno.
>>39302462
Girl I get it, always thought people getting weird about that indirect shit were dumb tho. Indirect sex only makes sense if I'm like jizzing my pants or something.
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>>39302539
Then wear her underwear and jizz in them. Get another pair and wear it on your head to show her who's boss.
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>>39302539
>if I'm like jizzing my pants
Well that's just gross my nigga.
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>>39302530
>depends on the underwear
I'm drawing a blank here as usual. Help?
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>>39302695
I'll let Austria take over from here.
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>>39302719
>>39302695
I'm not sure I'm a lot of help here. Do you mean wearing panties/boyshorts or anything tight so there'd be direct contact from both sides? Dunno.
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>>39302662
But its not when you replace 'my pants' with 'in my sister's vagina'?
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>Big sis is home
>"Okay anon I'm taking a nap, please dont wake me up"
Shoulda anticipated this.
>>39302662
Yeah no shit, that's why I don't do that anymore, I aint twelve no more.
>>39302561
No.
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>>39302769
Well yeah, I assume most heteros clean themselves up after the do.
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>>39293561
Oh yea I totally understand that, every bit
Thanks bearg
>>39295671
Yes, that's how babies are made
fuck, that reminds me of this time maybe 4 years ago, I don't remember the context but I was joking about how I ended up there (first by a stork than in a wicker basket, I think I made a joke about them strolling to an orphanage or something) and my mom just bluntly said "no Laura, your father and I had sex"
>>39297181
>friends with Laura
Yay I made a friend
>>39298997
That sounds like work, good luck
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>>39302736
Still wouldn't make sense though. It just doesn't work, man. Just leave it off as an indirect kiss and nothing more.
>>39302821
Not immediately.
>>39302870
I'm gonna trust that you do understand completely with no bit of doubt.
>spoiler
Kek
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>>39303027
>wouldn't make sense
Only if you haven't worn each others' underwear. Which you clearly haven't.
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>>39302870
Nah, moms and dads cant fuck, only hot young people can fuck, shit's the law. Babies are a lie from the government.
>>39302821
I mean real talk, can think of two separate times I caught sis with jizz on her head, they prolly dont clean up at all tbqh.
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>>39303027
Yep, every word
>>39303239
Of course, the ones on the street are just cameras
>spoiler
That must've been awkward
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>>39303239
>jizz on her head
Please be a typo.
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>>39303280
Kinda. Second time I mentioned it to her, the ho ran to the shower without saying a damn thing and never mentioned it after, was kinda funny.
>>39303283
Nah. Shoulda said hair instead of head tho.
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>>39303283
Not him but I used to have a college gf who was into exhibition shit. I used to bust a nut on her face and she would go use the bathroom on the ground floor and come back. Maybe it was a low effort version of that.
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>>39303239
>two separate times I caught sis with jizz on her head
Make sure, for the third time, it's yours.
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>>39286296
I can't text nor call the dead.
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>>39303146
Nah, I'm alright with just giving her some of my old clothes to sleep in.
>>39303239
>spoiler
This is a fun Friday.
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>tfw you tell dad he's handsome and he just looks confused
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>>39303348
>third time
>just the third
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>daddy still values physical intimacy over what's appropriate
>still cuddles and spoons me
>gives me bear hugs and little kisses too

Being a princess is the best
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>>39303373
I mean today's fuckin' boring irl so I welcome all this dumb stuff.
>>39303348
Man that wouldnt make it any less gross, jizz is jizz.
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>>39303536
How can your sister say she loves you if she won't catch your jizz in her hair?
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>>39303441
How jelly is your mom
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>>39303633
Jelly enough to be dead. That's why he's so close to me. She died during my birth so there's a lot of extra need that I satisfy in terms of emotional connections and general intimacy.
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>>39303321
>>39303330
Heteros are a weird bunch.
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I swear to fucking god I'll murder all of the tripfag attentionwhore LARPers in this thread just you motherfucking wait
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>>39303788
Seems like a lot of work for virtually no reason.
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>>39303675
>emotional connections and general intimacy
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>>39303797
Oh yes, no reason at all motherfucker
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>>39303842
In my dreams. He has so much self control it's painful. Like maybe I decide to just wear panties and lay down with him, all I get is an arm behind my head. Pajama pants, full wrap around might as well stick it in. Not to mention it's probably massive because I can feel his soggy bratwurst on my butt every time I get in bed with him. He's a firefighter which is super sexy and he raised me to be a shut in because he was so protective. Basically he's all I have and I want it but it won't happen.
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>>39303909
>soggy bratwurst
Damn, never heard that one before
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>>39303909
What do you expect him to do? Even if does anything, what then?
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>>39303958
Floppy cucumber, old banana, cheese log, meatloaf whatever you want to call it.

>>39304077
What do I expect him to do? Probably nothing because he has all the self control in the world. I want him to use me though. He hasn't been able to love a woman for 18 years. He's so loyal to my mom. I just want him to unload on me and give me all of his pent up love.
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>>39303743
Is being pegged relentlessly gay enough for you?
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told my sister she's beautiful. she hugged me and started tearing up saying she knew she'll get her brother back one day (I usually don't talk to her and don't leave my room bc NEETcel). then she asked whether I want to go to the park and play Frisbee like when we were kids. I said no and went back in my room
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>>39304177
That's totally gay son
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>>39304193
>I said no and went back in my room
I hope this is bait.
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>>39304193
Damn nigga, you sure showed her.
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>>39304113
Are you a boy or a girl, though?
Please be a boy
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>>39304217
>Please be a boy
Read, nigga, read
>>39303441
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>>39304217
I'm a girl. I'm weird for sure, but I'm a girl.
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>>39304177
If you're a girl getting pegged, yes.
Otherwise, not super gay.
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>>39304257
Boys can be princesses too

>>39304293
Well, regardless, what's your favourite dinosaur?
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>>39304367
>Boys can be princesses
No they can't.
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>>39304389
Sure they can, they just need somebody to call them one and treat them like one
You wanna be a princess?
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>>39304113
Has every boyfriend you've had looked like your father?
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>>39304367
Ummmmmmmmmm the cutest kind

>>39304444
>boyfriend
lol

Crushes? Pretty close
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>>39304437
I'm a grown man. With little sisters, so I am definitely not the princess here.
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>>39304486
cuteness is subjective so nobody can tell you what the cutest dinosaur is
but there's a lot of super cute modern birds
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>>39304512
Compsognathus are pretty cute desu
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>>39304512
I guess. Are there cute dinosaurs? There are definitely very cute birdies though.
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>>39304628
Well, birds are dinosaurs so I think all of the cute birds count
I personally think most dinosaurs have the capacity to be cute.. I like big herbivore dinosaurs and think they're cute in the same way a cow might be
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>>39304628
>Are there cute dinosaurs?
Yup. Here's have the cutest of them all. Here she is.
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>>39304512
>but there's a lot of super cute modern birds
PUFFINS!
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>>39304838
oh yeah they're one of the cutest dinosaurs for dang sure
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We've got another daddy lover? Cool.
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>>39304999
In what way is this cool?
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>>39303743
Girl is that so much worse than getting fuckin' pussy juice all over your face or whatever it is you do?
Also the cutest dinosaur is the trex from Dino Rex, next question.
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>>39305251
Why do you refuse to tenderly love your sister?
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>>39305152
Laura made two friends this month. I'm pretty sure that's a record for her.

>>39305296
Please no bully :(
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>>39305312
What two friends are those?
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>>39305251
Definitely, because a) purest form of love and b) girljuice isn't all that...gooey. Easier to wash off and whatnot. I'm told.
I'm not a homo elitist or anything promised.
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>>39305296
I do tho, I just dont fuck her because that's not cool, next question.
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>>39305373
That's exactly what tender love is. What so uncool about fucking her?
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>>39305350
Oddly enough, the two princesses.

>>39305400
Please no bully :(
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>>39305426
What other princess is there aside from the one in this thread?
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>>39305358
A'ight well whatever, maybe I should tell the ho to get a girlfriend so she wont embarass her ass with hairjizz anymore.
>>39305400
She doesnt want me to.
inb4 ask her, no.
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>>39305448
The one attending her sister's wedding or whatever
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>>39305494
>She doesnt want me to
You know you don't know that. You should ask her.
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>>39286296
I had a nice day babysitting my little sister today

>We showed each other what music we liked
>I taught her how to play poker
>We then went to the store to get some food and shit
:>She acted as my diet coach and wouldn't let me buy any soda or candy because she knew I was trying to get healthy
>I bought her a monster high doll because I love her
>We then went home and made hot dogs
>She showed me some medical show for kids where I learned some interesting facts about donating blood


Overall pretty wholesome day. I'm glad she got me out of the house
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>>39305733
How often do you have fun days with her? How old are you two?
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>>39305312
I know right?
seriously though, it does make me feel a bit less weird about it, so it is pretty cool
>>39304113
>I want him to use me
>I just want him to unload on me
Good taste
Sounds like you and him have a good relationship, that's cool
You ever wanna talk about dad stuff I'm here most of the day
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>>39305845
>Good taste
Only you, Laura. Only you.
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>>39305845
I missed you again? I will try again Monday. Wear something brightly colored so you're easier to see, please.
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>>39305780
>How often do you have fun days with her?
Not that often sadly enough. We barely spend any time together, she'll tag sometimes when I walk the dog. But when we do have fun days we both have a blast

>How old are you two?
9 and 20
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>>39305952
Plot twist this guy is 9 and is shockingly advanced for his age while his sister is mentally handicapped making her seem 9 instead of 20.
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>>39306080
Sister, what are you on?
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>>39286296
No mother/sister available. Just called my huge bearded coach beautiful, but he started talking about how all those chemicals in the water make frogs gay
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>>39304207
can't browse 4chan with a frisbee, can I?
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>>39306435
Frisbee in one hand, phone in the other
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>>39306435
>not browsing 4chan with your sister
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>"Did you have fun playing with my bras and panties anon?"
Okay no more pranks this bitch wins every time.
>>39306507
Nigga that'd have to be the world's least fuck-giving sister.
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>>39307152
How did you respond?
Don't give up. You have to come up with something good.
For now, tell her she's the sexiestho you've ever seen. Post reaction.
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>>39307152
You're sister doesn't browse 4chan?
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>>39307205
>how did you respond
>"What the fuck you talking about"
>"Put them back when you're done next time"
>"Bitch it's a joke"
>"Riiiiiiiight"
>Don't give up
Nah I'm bad at this.
>tell her she's the sexiestho
Mite be a bad idea but for some reason im tempted.
>>39307231
Jesus I hope not.
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>>39307320
>Mite be a bad idea
You saying it isn't true?
>I hope not
Why, because she might come across this thread, and read about how you want to ravish her?
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>>39307436
>You saying it isn't true
Bruh leaving myself out of this, she's "a" sexy ho, there's prolly a sexier one out there.
>Why, because she might come across this thread, and read about how you want to ravish her?
Nah I dont think she would see that since I didn't say anything like that shit.
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>>39307753
>there's prolly a sexier one out there
What heresy is this? How could you say that about your sister?
>I didn't say anything like that shit
Now's your chance.
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>>39307879
Please stop bullying white nigga
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>>39308509
>bullying
No way fag
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Daddy's getting in the shower which means shirtless daddy cuddle time once he finishes. We had a big meal of meatloaf and I'm just ready to pass out.
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This hurricane effecting anybody? Sis's acting like nobody told her about the thing and she's freaking out a little, even tho we're nowhere near it.
>>39308509
Nah it's fine, aint feeling overly bullied. Weird niggas are fun to talk to when you're bored.
>>39307879
Well this ho's an 8 on a good day, unless we're talkin' an 8 point scale then there must be a hotter ho that exists.
>Now's your chance
I said wassup sexy ho when she got outta the bathroom, she ignored my ass.
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>>39309006
Sounds fun, luck you
My dad doesn't go shirtless often, but when he does it's great
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>>39309295
>she's freaking out a little
A perfect chance to cuddle. Now step your game up.
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>>39309335
You spelled "fuck you" wrong.
Why doesn't he go shirtless? Shirts are top uncomfy.
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>>39309295
>wassup sexy ho
This nigger. What does the OP say? Don't be like that.
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>>39309341
Sure whatever, cuddling's chill.
>>39309395
Bruh I did that already and she told me to shut up.
Shoulda replied to this tho, got my context mixed up >>39307205
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>>39309452
>not doing it while pretending to go in for a kiss and looking longingly into her eyes
Never gonna make it.
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>>39309491
You are legitimately the most annoying person in this thread.
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>>39309491
Okay sir you can just calm down with that romancey shit.
I changed my mind I feel bullied, later niggas.
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>>39309524
>>39309532
Never gonna make it, guys.
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>>39309380
I don't know, if I were him I wouldn't wear a shirt ever, especially with his body
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>>39309691
You should steal all of his shirts
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>>39310072
Oh yea that's a smart idea, that won't look like I'm just trying to see him shirtless at all
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>>39310199
Try throwing a cup of ice water on him
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>>39310324
I'd only do that if he was in the shower, and last time it didn't go so well either
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>>39310551
Try tackling him
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>>39310558
I feel like you're just intentionally telling me to do stuff you know I've already tried and, of course, failed at
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>>39310597
Try stomping around the house in your underwear saying "I'm a triceratops"
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>>39310641
He wasn't even supposed to see that
Triceratops are cool
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>>39310688
Try hugging him and apologizing for being a disappointment
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>>39310641
>>39310597
Laura please do this and post results. Please
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>>39310713
See, now that I can work with
>>39310716
I ALREADY DID IT OVER A YEAR AGO AND HE LAUGHED AT ME
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>>39310716
"He finally finished and just looked at me. He started pulling out things I wrote about that I loved and he said that's just being a dad, there's nothing deeper than that. One of the examples he used, I'm picking this one so you guys can have a laugh at my expense, was when he caught me stomping around the house in my underwear saying "I'm a triceratops" and I didn't care, I just carried on while he laughed. This was less than a year ago by the way."

Full post not for faint of heart

>>39310735
You'll do it?
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>>39310735
>>39310755
I want to burst out laughing but at the same time pic related is more my irl reaction right now
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>>39310755
>That stupid fucking letter
God that thing was probably tangibly cringey looking back on it
I hate me
I'll ask him if he's proud of me, hell of course say he is, I'll ask him why, he'll draw a blank, and I'll apologize
>>39310848
It was funny
I can't remember why I was doing it but I remember I was hungry
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>>39310848
It's okay girl I'll laugh for you.
>>39310755
>>39310879
Fuckin' jesus why would you do that, that shit's great and dumb.
But yeah if you want my bad advice, do all of the above at the same time (steal his shirts, get gim shirtless, prance around like a fuckin' dunce in your underwear, hug him and aplogize). It wont do shit but it'll be funny.
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>>39311097
I don't know, I just felt compelled to do it
I'm not gonna do stupid shit because it's funny
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>>39311206
Yeah okay sorry, didn't have good advice so I thought of something funny instead.
But yeah do the hug thing.
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>>39311243
I'll do it tomorrow, they're asleep
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>mum changed her hair today
>"did you change your hair?"
>"I did why?"
>"your new hair looks great on you"
>*blushes* "T-thanks Son! How a sweet boy like you is still single I'll never know
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>>39310755
Kek. Never gets old.
>>39311419
Very sweet of you, man.
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What dumbass website compared this babyshit hurricane to Katrina, they got my big sis giving me shit for stuffing my ass with pizza while "millions might be dying". Why even. Ima try to get her to go to sleep in a second.
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>>39311962
It has higher winds, lower pressure, and is expected to flood at the same level. It's legitimately worse than Katrina.
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>>39312039
Y'know what my bad, somehow missed that it was a cat 4. Hope those people stay safe and shit.
>>
This hurricane ain't shit
>>
What hurricane
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>>39312830
Half of everywhere looked like it was flooding where I live and I'm not even near Texas.
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>>39313042
It's fine. It's definitely no Carla.
>>
Story are you alive?
>>
Story please respond
>>
Please be okay, Story
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>>39314281
>>39314858
>>39315395
Nigga what.
Also,
>tfw you realised you fucked up bad and then you try to fix it but your only route has been blocked so you're just left there not knowing what to do and to ashamed to tell your family how hard you failed
I hate this feeling of dread in my gut. They're gonna find out sooner or later anyways but I just don't know how I could fuck up like this.
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>>39315930
What happened anon? Why did you fail?
>>
Hey anons.
I'm on my way to the wedding of a friend, unfortunately alone because my sister caught some flu thing and is feeling pretty sick so I'll probably sit awkwardly in a corner, sip mediocre wine and phonepost.
Haven't hugged (or done anything else with) my nee-san because of the aforementioned flu stuff, unfortunately. Hugged my imouto instead, but she just grumbled at me for waking her.

Also how's the hurricane, burgeranons? I read that it got stronger again sometime in the night. Best of luck.
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>>39288550
>sneak in bathroom where your sis showers
>jerk off silently or before
>when very close to spew
>pull curtains right/left
>grab her head and ram it on your cock
>you spew on her face
>grab her puss then rush out
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I can't sleep, my throat is all swollen, and I want to kill myself
>>
I'll give a bumpy...
>>
And another one
I'm bored
>>
I've been sitting here for an hour about to contact him and now I have no idea if I really should
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>>39320339
It's a bad idea anon, from what you've said before it can only end badly for you. I know we don't really know anything, just my take on it.
>>
A bump for the ages
>>
So whats everyone doing?
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>>39322640
Working and pretending like my arm isn't in agony
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>>39322788
What happened to your arm?
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>>39320429
It's not a worry anymore I guess
>>39322640
Sitting on my bed
I'm probably gonna go to bed early
>>39322788
That sounds awful, hope you recover soon
>>
Guys I feel so fucking depressed right now. My sister is having a wedding and I can't go to it because my daddy issues are so fucked up I can't even be in contact with my dad. My sister said that she understands and told me to stay home for my mental health but I just feel like I'm letting everyone down. This vacation was supposed to be fun but I just wanna go home and go to therapy so I can start healing over my daddy issues instead of being weak Everytime he is in hearing range. I just wanna be normal and be able to function with all my family instead of this. I want the tools to start working my way out of this. I'm tired of being weak to my incestous side of me.
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>>39323247
>>39323475
I had a bike accident on my way to work, my elbow is a bit scraped up
But I have a metal plate in that arm that was very sore earlier, but it's getting better
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>>39323654
How did you even get to that point?
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>>39323475
Wait did you talk to your ex?
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>>39323654
Shit, I'm sorry that sounds terrible
If you're really sure you can't go, then I guess don't, but I'm sure your sister would appreciate it
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>>39323761
You ever had a dad who didn't know what a real dad was because his dad was a shit dad too.? You also have a dad who has seen so much fucked up shit growing up he thinks that even you are out to get him? 23 years of one thing after another that twists and warps you to a point where you have a giant void in your heart filled with sadness, confusion, anger, lust, desire and everything else. It's like being raised by a single mom and then you get sent over to your dad's only for him to fuck off and have your step mom use the Bible to tell you how much a shit person you are and that you will burn in hell unless you somehow give full custody rights to your shit father so he doesn't have to pay child support. All the while your mom was near death for a good 5 years and was always to drugged up to give you the love and attention you needed while kids at school bully the shit out of you because you weren't born in there town and had autism. That's my fucking childhood and that's the short version.
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>>39324008
I want to give you a big hug and give you comfort
Hang in there, buddy
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>>39324238
Thank you, I just can't be around him because I get overwhelmed with every emotion all at once and it's just too much to handle. It's gotten to the point that he is an everyday obsession for me. Love, hate, and everything has just taken over me and I'm stuck in Flordia where I can't see a therapist till this damned vacation is over.
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>>39323721
Sorry to hear that
>>39323854
Yeah
He doesn't want to see me again. It just ended at that. I don't know why, none of it was my fault
Just feel empty now and idk what to do, I guess sleep
>>39324008
I'm sorry, that sounds really shitty
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>>39324724
I honestly don't like vacationing with my family, it makes me really nervous and I hate hotels, especially sharing rooms

Is obsession a part of your life otherwise?
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>>39324742
Come sleep with me ella
Don't mind my bruised elbow I just want to rest and cuddle
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>>39324772
Oh I have been obsessing over my father in the back of my mind since the day my mind broke and a giant crack was formed that divides the normal part of me and the insane part of me. Having scriptures constantly being told to you about how shit you are in the eyes of God does something to you. Hell I'm an atheist because I can't even hear a verse from the Bible without feeling a sheer amount of self loathing and disgust. But these last few years I have even been dreaming about my father whether it be running away from him, making out with him, or physically hurting him only to wake up and have those nightmares haunt you for a whole week. I haven't even physically been around him for 3 or 4 years and he is always on my mind. It never fucking ends.
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>>39324923
But what about obsession unrelated to your father?
I honestly can't believe somebody would have tried to tell you you're shit like that, though
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>>39324793
I'd rather not sleep with anyone right now
Hope you feel better soon
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>>39324989
Alright well please rest well! Thanks for your kind words today
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>>39324742
I think that's for the best. It's fair that he doesn't want to see you, neither of you should have anything to do with eachother.

What did you want from talking to him?
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>>39324965
Well I guess the deepest other obsessions go is finding things I can escape from my thoughts. Whether it be video games, or watching every episode of star trek or lately trying to consume any media pertaining to star vs the forces of evil. I also constantly obesses over my fetishes. But none of it compares to my obession with my father.
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>>39325149
Do you have any rituals or cyclical thinking patterns that might point to ocd?

Also, do you want to be friends?
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>>39325147
Closure, knowing how he's doing, whatever else would make me happy. I didn't get anything like that I just feel more clueless
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>>39325347
>whatever else would make me happy
Getting back together? Sex?

How far would you go just to be "happy"? You're emotionally broken, giving yourself to anyone like that is just letting them take advantage of you. I know you've said you don't want it but I seriously think you should at least try going to therapy, it might help you get your thoughts together.
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Hey anons.
Wedding was pretty nice. Long, very classical ceremony, all very proper and Catholic. Fun get-together afterwards, some drinking, the usual stuff. Good day.
Now I'm home caring for my sister a little because she's got some sorta flu or gastrointestinal thing, so mostly just feeding her noodle soup (the only thing I can manage) and watching TV. She's a bit feverish but nothing too bad I think/hope.
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>>39325238
I do have some, but it's linked to my Aspergers and not ocd, but if you wanna be friends you can reach me at [email protected]
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>>39325679
Okay! I'll send you an email when I can
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>>39325149
I'm gonna draw you something when I find the time. Might no help much by saying I hope things get better and you find the help you're looking for. Sorry to hear about all of this.
>>39325607
Glad you had a nice day. Hope your sister gets better, but with you as nurse, I'm sure it'll be quick.
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>>39325570
I'm sorry
I guess I'll think about it
>>39325607
Sounds nice, sorry about your sister. Best wishes for getting better
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>>39325778
I'm a pretty shit nurse though, but at least she's having fun watching GoT. Yeah, I took a page from Nigga's playbook. It's pretty comfy at least. I like the banter between ginger wildling and the Hound.

>>39325819
Thanks Ella. I do hope you'll be feeling better soon too.
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>>39325778
I didn't know we had an artist amoung us, my best friend is an artist and he helps me a lot thru my daddy issues even if he doesn't always know what to do or say.
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>>39325819
Don't really know what to say, Ella. Just wishing you happiness.
>>39325864
I'm sure she's thankful for you helping out in any way you can. Enjoy yourselves. I'd hire you as my backup nurse once the paint fumes and dust from constant sanding leaves me like a potato.
>>39325921
More like doodles, but hey, it's something. Glad you have someone to help you out when you need it. Even if it's hard to say the right thing or even find anything to say. Support is support.
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>>39326051
Draw Austria fucking Laura while their fathers watch
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>>39326051
>>39326148
That's not me asking for that, that's a thread goer. If you wanna doodle me a specific thing use the email to ask.
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>>39326148
Nah
>>39326230
Right, sorry about that there.
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>>39326148
Only if you give my father a look of somewhat stern but disinterested distaste and Laura a strap-on.
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>>39316435
I enrolled in the wrong course in uni anon. I literally just accidentally clicked the wrong one during enrollement and I've been so lazy with getting my stuff for uni together I only noticed it now. However, uni starts the first of september, so I got till next thursday to get all the paperwork done, and they'll have to do their part too, and they're already so busy so short before the start of the academic year.
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>>39326481
Haha you fucking idiot. Fix it.
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>>39326584
I'm fucking trying but they won't take calls during the weekend and when I e-mail them I get this:
" Server error: '550 5.7.1 Unable to relay for [insert uni e-mail]' "
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>tfw gonna eat chinese alone and play Sonic 3 all night 'cause friends wanna fuck hos and big sis aint here
>>39325864
Girl what's it like watching GoT sober without a weird ho smushing you, I cant remember anymore.
>>39326148
That's like the weirdest cuck porn idea ive ever heard.
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>>39326730
haha you're fucked lmao
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>>39326730
Hope you pull through man, not that there's any risk you wouldn't.
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>>39327509
Why the sad face, sounds like a pretty comfy night.
And yeah I was moderately sober and unfortunately no smushing because she's infectious so oh well. Still pretty fun.
I kinda want the Night's King to win now. How someone with no muscle movement in his face manages to look like such a smug cunt is beyond me but I love it.
You can all call me a pleb now.
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Who else here wants to fuck kissy right in the baby maker?
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>>39327702
Could be worse but I'm just salty and lonely 'cause all the people I like to chill with on a saturday arent playing ball today.
Night King best girl tbqh.
Okay plebiosaurus.
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>>39328329
Can I play with her milk jugs?
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>>39328355
Sister not home either?
>Okay plebiosaurus
Whatever you say nigga, at least one of us is gonna get laid tonight.
Just kidding. I'm not touching her plague-carrying butt not a few days.
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>>39328758
Nah, she out for a thing, wont be home until tomorrow.
Ho maybe I woulda got laid if my niggas didnt pass on me you dont know.
Im sure your sister would feel better if you touched her butt.
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>>39328838
>maybe I woulda got laid if
Don't blame others, you've had plenty of chances.
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>>39328864
He's not gonna fuck his sister!!
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>>39329449
Mabey he will fuck one of his ho sisters hoe friends
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>>39329449
Speak for him, do you?
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>>39328838
She kinda banned me from butt-touching because she doesn't want to get me sick "just because you can't keep your hands to yourself"
It suuuucks.
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>>39329586
Touch your imouto's butt.
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>>39328864
Nah I was kidding, all the chicks we know are taken or dont want my ass. Unless you mean my sister in which case ima slap you.
>>39329547
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, they're all weird and old tho.
>>39329586
Poor dyke. You can touch big sis's butt if you want.
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>>39329688
Thanks, but pass. There's only one butt I wanna touch.

>>39329601
No, it's the only part of her that's not made of squishiness.
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>>39329731
Touch your imouto's boobs.
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>>39329688
>ima slap you
You should take your own advice
>You can touch big sis's butt
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>>39329586
touch her boobs then. Dont you have the smallest boobs in your family even though youre the middle child?
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>>39329749
Bro I've touched her butt before that aint even weird, just not all sex like like I'm sure you want.
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>>39329748
No. I'm not gonna fondle my imouto.

>>39329789
Shush.
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>>39329816
>I've touched her butt before that aint even weird
Smack that ass. Grope it if you have to.

>>39329825
Do it. She wants you to.
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>>39329816
You know you want to. You can do it. I believe in you.
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>>39328329
As long as a baby comes out when I'm done
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>>39328329
her brother does just as long as she on the pill
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>>39329825
Small boobs are the cutest, especially when compared to bigger ones
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>>39329992
This guy, right here, knows what he's talking about.
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>>39329992
small boobs only good on petite women. But big boobs are good on anyone
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>>39330052
That's where you're very, very wrong, buddy.
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>>39330052
How does that hold up? I think small breasts are good on any lady
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>>39329846
>>39329870
Bros she's not even home so ya'll can calm down for tonight.
>>39329825
Okay hold up i'm confused, which sister are you doing dyke shit with?
Small bewbs are cute.
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>>39330082
I'm dyking my older sister. My imouto is not for lewd.
Small bewbs are definitely cute. Good taste.
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>>39330082
You're missing chances left and right. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Grab some cheeks. Do more.
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>>39330139
Okay cool I got totally mixed up and thought the imouto was sick, was about to call you a liar.
>>39330151
Bruh fucking my big sister isn't high on the list of dreams.
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>>39330213
It should be. Bump it up. It'll probably get you to stop being so tsun all the time.
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>>39330213
>fucking my big sister isn't high on the list of dreams
I can only wholeheartedly recommend it.
Just kidding. You do you my dude.
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>>39330081
not if she is plumb or fat
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>>39330213
>>39330262
I can only wholeheartedly recommend fucking your little sister. Mostly because I don't have a big one.
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>>39330262
Yeah think I said this before but when it's two sisters it sounds really cute and chill for some reason. Mybe I'll try it if I'm born a woman in the next life.
>>39330248
Nigga I'll tsun tsun you up the butt.
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>>39330443
Maybe you should show your family some love instead?
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>>39330470
Fuck you, you raging faggot. No other cancerous generals evade my filter like these threads do. You fuckers are worse than steam friend threads, you are literally the bottom of the barrel.
Kill yourself, please.
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>>39330426
>up the butt
Seriously dude, get your shit together. You're supposed to do that to your sister.
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>>39330443
Apologies the title was due to trying to get white nigga to get beaten up by his sister
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>>39330487
LOVE THEM :)

>>39330493
What? No it wasn't, frigg off please. I wanted to try something new.
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Hi everyone. Anyone here /spendsiblingcash/ all the time? I was wondering if this would be a good investment with not my money because I want it.
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//16082-600i-A-Symphony-In-Motion

Also note I've already spent $1050 on other things in this game
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Also don't speculate on doing what only my Aniki has permission to do to my "baby maker". Rude.
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>>39331053
i say spend your money on getting a HTC vive and then youll really enjoy the game then after that you can buy more ships if you want.
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>>39331084
But I want to put my willy in your nilly, silly
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I got a cute sister who let me unhook her bra one handed once.

Also sends me links to good lesbian porn on facebook, and I do the same on occasion. We're both straight, but we both just prefer watch girls fuck each other than seeing penises while fapping. I go from full mast to flacid as soon as a guy shows up in porn vids. Sad, I know.
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>>39331152
Are you sure shes straight?
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>>39331053
>people pay 1000 bucks for digital goods that aren't a hedge of some kind
I mean, if you have fun with it, yeah why not. Other people blow their money on expensive alcohol or something equally useless.

Also I'm going to bed too. Night night thread.

>>39331152
"""straight""" girls who enjoy lesbian stuff will never cease to amuse, confuse and frustrate me.
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>>39331115
But I don't like VR much. I like space ships

>>39331117
Yeah but only my Aniki gets to do that
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>>39331176
>people pay 1000 bucks for digital goods that aren't a hedge of some kind
My brother literally makes more money than we know what to do with. Night.
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>>39331177
but you could be in the spaceship. and just imagine the vr porn! imagine your Anki watching some VR porn. for example a blowjob vid and then sudnley he starts to feel a warm mouth around his cock while a monstergirl sucks him off... or something like that.
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>>39331152
It's nice that you two have such a close and relaxed relationship. Keep her safe, anon.
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>>39331213
That's uhh.... pic related kind of response moment
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>>39331173
>>39331176
Well, no telling for certain, but she's only ever had boyfriends around. She may had dabbled in high school once, but she's never said anything to confirm any suspicions of mine.

>>39331230
Will do, anon.
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>>39331306
Would you kiss her if given the chance?
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>>39331306
Ask her and report back tomorrow. She probably caught the gay somewhere at school. It's a no-breeding ground.
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>>39331296
you respond by buying vr and having your anki wear it then fucking him. or you could just fuck him now. Or better yet try edging him for a hour or two then let him cum
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>>39331367
>better yet try edging him for a hour or two then let him cum
If that's what I think it is, I actually did this and he said it was amazing. He came the second I finally put it in my mouth and it was just overall very fun for me too. He doesn't wanna do it too often though.
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>>39331353
Hell yes I would. Incest doujinshi is one of my (((Hidden fetishes)))

>>39331361
Can do, she's pretty straight-forward about sex-related stuff, so I'll work it into a conversation and find out.
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>>39331459
Ask her if she's a virgin. Ask her if she'd 69 with you. Ask her if she'd make love with you.
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>>39331411
I want you to do this to .Please
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>>39331499
Well, I know she's not a virgin. I can hear everytime she fucks a guy (which honestly isn't very often) because all that's separating her bedroom and mine is a wall.

As for proposing 69'ing and making sweet love with my imouto, I have no idea how I would even ask her that without it sounding like a joke.
Come on anon, dreams don't just happen like in our favorite animus
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>>39331411
edging can be very fun. i self edge occasionally and usually do it for 3 hours after about a hour it can get painful and my cock will start to turn purplish. And when i finally come i almost pass out because of how good it feels.
If you want to edge him there are some pretty good tumblrs with pron, techniques, and instructions that i could give you.
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>>39331636
Then fuckin straight up ask her
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I cannot fathom why these threads are suddenly the most popular thing in the history of /r9k/.
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>>39331705
because its not a bait thread or a race thread or a trap thread
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>>39331705
It's been nearly a year, and because robots are happy once they know their family cares about them.
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>>39331705
For the same reason incest porn and JaimeXCersei is popular. A lot of people have a hot sibling they would like to fuck. That, and these threads are pretty cozy.
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>>39331053
I don't know shit about Star Citizen, but my decision process is if it looks cool, then buy it.
>>39331737
>nearly a year
Holy fug. That's a little unsettling for some odd reason.
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>>39331705
>suddenly

i've started seeing references to these threads on other boards but i don't think anything different has been happening here. people ignored them before and i'm not sure why things are changing.
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>>39331635
But I don't know who .Please is and he/she isn't my brother

>>39331686
Yeah I think we're talking about the same thing. It was pretty fun to do and I enjoyed it. I think using instructions kind of kills the fun of experimenting for me, but thanks though.

>>39331770
>I don't know shit about Star Citizen
Imagine if real life space was in video game form. That's Star Citizen.

They have luxury yachts but for space.
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>>39331867
one i will give because you will never get is rub his frenulum with one finger. rub it like you would rub your pussy just use lube or spit
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>>39331897
huh. okay I had to google that
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>>39331867
>space was in video game form
Ah, finally my soul won't be weighed down by Earth's gravity. Hell, I hope there's something similar to the Albion. I'm gonna annoy my sister so much by talking about this..
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Goodnight thread. Tomorrow you are gonna get a bedtime story.
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>>39332393
No
I want it now
>>
Someone please tell me a story
I wanna sleep happy
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Where are the greentexts ? Are those days gone ? All I see is some tripfags talking about imaginary shit and some """"""anons"""""" orbiting aforementioned tripfags
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>>39332767
They're not orbiting, anon. They're talking.
Why don't YOU tell someone they're beautiful and post results instead of complaining about the lack thereof?
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>>39332822
I have no family and these threads used to be a simulation of having a family. And yeah,of course they're talking. Why'd I ever doubt you
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>>39286296
>hey mom you look great today
>thank you honey, oh could you walk the dog? she's getting restless
>oh yea sure
yeah idk what you expected
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>>39332873
They don't really want to fuck kissy. Nobody's that desperate. It was a page 8 bump meant to bait out other bumps. And guess what? It did. Nobody here really thinks they have a shot with any of the trips. Besides the other girls with Austria. She's a harlot.

>>39332909
Did you walk the dog like a good son/daughter?
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>>39332933
>Did you walk the dog like a good son/daughter?
Yeah of course. It's the only exercise i get and it's really nice to get buzzed and walk around the city in the dark. I like to put my hoodie on and puff myself up to look bigger because im insecure about my size. I also like looking into other people's windows and praising my dog when she growls at other people and dogs. Walking her is a dopamine rush.
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>>39332971
That's pretty cool. Is she a good doggo? Will she bite someone if you tell her to?
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>>39332933
The amount of mental gymnastics you people do is amazing. Whatever floats your boat I suppose
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>>39333030
She IS good, she listens to me and is really pretty, pic related. I haven't trained her to bite on command yet, she's just a year old, but she will jump on someone when i tell her to. She's pretty big too so getting jumped on by her may cause most people to lose their balance.
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>>39332767
Maybe it was the constant horde of people shitting on some of the trips?
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>>39333101
That's neat. My dog's too big to jump so she knocks people over by walking into them. It's really funny.
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I missed some fuckin' lewd shit apparently.
>>39331705
Man I dunno, it's like the only thread I've ever seen on r9k that doesnt make me hate all humans or myself or both.
>>39331152
Why da fuck did she let you do that.
She sounds chill tho.
>>39330488
Eww, sister's shitter, no thanks.
>>39332564
Once upon a time a nigga went to sleep.
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>>39333101
Do you ever think about having sex with her?
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>>39333139
That never happened though. What did happen is some tripfags realised they aren't getting enough attention to continue their shit imaginary stories, and the fact that orbiters realised their ruse stories and tripfags fighting each other for maximum attention. The cycle repeats itself. First it was that patrick and some other fag, now it's gonna be laura/kissy/austria whatever. Do you FAGS really think there are females on this boards, let alone incestuous lesbian females ? The style of posts clearly indicates that they were written by males, but it seems orbiters have dulled senses
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>>39333277
This is a pretty shitty argument tbqh senpai.
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>>39333277
Oh it's another one of those "THERE ARE NO GIRLS REEEE" faggot retards. I guess I'll stop arguing with you now, as I wouldn't want to force you to think too hard and make you hurt yourself.
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>>39333267
my dog? no she's my buddy i don't wanna stick my dick in her. She does hump me a lot though but i don't mind.
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>>39333384
I just came into this thread to let you know that none of you are welcome here.
I wish you would all shut up.
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>>39333443
Anon, this board is for original content like what is constantly supplied here. Your neet safehaven with no grills allowed is wizchan.
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>>39333277
You don't honestly think out of 7 billion peple only half of those would go on this website? of fucking course there are women here. don't kid yourself.
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>>39333477
meant to this >>39333384 guy
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>>39333495
wait what no. ah fuck it im too drunk to do this.
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>>39333477
Shhh, don't argue with the mentally retarded. There are no winners.
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>>39333424
Why not? Don't you want to form a closer bond with your dog?
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>>39333443
says the fucking pass user LOL
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>>39333473
>hey guys, let's post the EXACT SAME THREAD
>OVER AND OVER
Stop strawmanning what you think I'm like and do as I say.
Fuck off to reddit where they have tolerance for gays.
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in a change of subject I wonder what the recent GET >>39333333 was?
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>>39333611
Boi
The content in the thread is different each time. Don't be a retard.
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>>39333706
>cesspool where your mind warps and you start coming up with new gay shit
out
OUT
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>>39333719
The only gay one here is Austria I think.
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>>39333827
I'm trans, that counts as gay right?
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>>39334136
Dunno. I'll just go with yes I guess. Night thread!
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>>39334136
Traps are gay and femme traps are the reason I came to R9K in the first place.
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>>39334136
Only if you like males and not females, bb.

>>39334392
There's literally nothing gay about traps alone.
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>>39334420
I like males, well I like girls too but I would take a man any day over a girl.
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>>39334671
You qualify as bisexual and aren't the least bit gay. I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave now.
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>>39334691
B-but I paint my nails and I talk about boys n shit with my friend and get flustered around cute men...
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>>39334861
You like girls. You can't stay.
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>>39334902
He can stay. Femme boys are the best kind

>>39334861
Anon, can you pass as a shota?
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>>39334984
Not at the moment, but I'm working out, losing weight, shaving my body, and dying my hair to help remedy that no into a yes.
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>>39335036
Good job anon. Shotas are best kind of femme boy. Good luck in your transition. And don't forget to become short too.
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>Just like the rest of r9k, we're arguing about traps
Nice
Anyone see the fight? I went to the smallest "party" I could find and my parents went out
Afterwards I talked to this girl for a bit but talk about a brick wall...
Anyhow, I just did my usual Saturday shit today since I wasn't feeling too good last week
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>>39335210
Please tell me you found a girlfriend you pathetic cuck
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>>39335244
No, I'm straight and she's had the same boyfriend since something like 10th grade
Her and I just talked for a bit but we just weren't on the same page, I tried opening a little but it wasn't working out
>you pathetic cuck
Thanks, that's what I needed to hear right now
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>>39335387
Don't you want to cuck her? Or him?
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>>39335387
I'm pretty sure you could get someone easily you sound cute enough. Me however my daddy issues scare the boys away. Assuming that my fetishes didn't do it first.
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>>39335387
What you need right now is the fact that you're a darling who deserves happiness.
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>>39335439
Shhh She's not in the right mental state to be with someone yet. It will take a few months/years before she's ready.
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>>39335423
No, they're happy together and from what I know very committed
>>39335439
Thanks, but I'm not good at meeting people, and until I'm ready any attempt at a relationship right now is wasting everyone's time just waiting for me to ruin it
I did talk to this guy while I was swimming today, after a good 3-6 minutes I just went home
>>39335466
That's actually nice to hear, thank you
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>>39335489
I think I'm actually worse off than her desu. My last few romantic chances ended because I literally could not stop calling them daddy.
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>>39335439
>>39335537
Sorry I feel like an ass for not addressing the second half of your post
I guess fetishes are sort of a give and take, if you don't go into a relationship with someone you know has complimenting fetishes then you've gotta work it out and figure out how you can please each other
I don't know if that's right but it's what I got
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>>39335537
You'll find somebody who's either into that or accepting of it.

>>39335609
You're cute when you try to help people. Try to do it more often, it's amusing.
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>>39335609
Finding complimenting fetishes is easy, it's me growing attached too quickly and needing their validation constantly is what spooks them.
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>>39335628
Wow
Thanks for completely invalidating everything I said and implying I'm stupid or somethings wrong with me that I can't help people and treating me like a child trying to resolve her parents marriage
Really, being patronized and invalidated is exactly what I need right now
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>>39335675
Are you okay? I wasn't implying anything. You have a weird way of wording things and I think it's funny, that's all. I'm sorry that upsets you.
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>anons are living with their parents RIGHT NOW and are incapable of holding a basic conversation with them.

I'm a 24 yo virgin autist that lives at home, but that doesn't stop me from having a normal conversation with my parents. I cook and clean to at least make myself useful.
I understand hating normies in general, but hating your normie parents makes you degenerate trash.
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>>39335387
>that's what I needed to hear right now
>>39335675
>exactly what I need right now
Did something happen? Do you want to talk about it?
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>>39335702
I'm fine, sorry I didn't mean to go at you like that
>>39335770
No, sorry to make you worry I've just been emotional today
>>39335734
Funny, thinking about it, other than the conversations I post hear, I actually rarely speak to my parents, aside from the occasional ramble
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>>39335817
Try and take a nap dear it'll help. It's late.
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Kissy is lying
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Morning thread
I woke up to being served breakfast in bed by my oldest sister, scrambled eggs on buttered toast with pepper and stuff. I'm glad she's learning to do more, actually makes me really proud she's doing it on her own now, her going on about how fun it is to experiment is the most adorable thing
She still owes me a few dozen more eggs anyway

I still have no clue what I should actually do with myself, I wish I could sleep the day away
>>39335817
Hope you feel better soon, really, I know how it feels
Sleeping might help calm you down a little
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>>39336976
Listen, little Ellie. You're a good person. You deserve to run a stuffies company.
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>>39336976
>morning Ella
>you don't have to tell me what happened
>but you do have to eat these eggs

Also morning everyone. I'm going to the hospital now to check on my grandfather but otherwise I'll have a slow Sunday. Nee-san is still sick but the fever went down so I think she'll be up and running again soon enough. Hugged my imouto as substitute.
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>>39336976
Good morning ella you and your sisters are the cutes.
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>>39335734
>tfw mom and dad only talk to me when they want to vent about how depressed they will be when i move out
feels great
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Well getting ready everyone, I decided to be an idiot and text my dad and I'm gonna tell him I'm trans. Get ready for the ultimate popcorn munching drama fest you ever heard because it's happening today! You will buy a ticket for the whole seat but you will only need the edge!
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>>39339091
Sorry, I already have plans for today. I would like to see the directors cut though.
Also, my cousin damaged her knee hiking on her holiday so the dancing plans are off the table, will go see my grandma now, am already running late, have fun in this thread guys.
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>>39337392
I'm not sure how that'd work out but thanks
>>39337625
I'll eat all the eggs too
Hope your grandpapa and onee get well soon
>>39338796
Thanks
They're cuter by far though
>>39339091
Good luck, don't know what else to say
>>39339209
Have fun, I'm sure you'll have that romantic dance another time
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Is it worth bumping
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>>39339091
That's a really big step anon, if you're ready then go for it
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Almost bump limit bump

What's everyone up to?
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>>39337625
Glad she's getting better, and I'm wishing for the best for yoyr grandfather as always. Enjoy your Sunday with them.
>>39339091
I'd rather it go smoothly though. Good luck anyways.
>>39342215
Watching some Louis Theroux documentary with my sister. Pretty calm today, which I'm always glad for.
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>>39342215
Nothing much. My sister is doing okay thankfully, I've played a bit of vidya but now I'm just waiting for imouto and dad to get home with pizza.
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>Big sis got home smellin' like weed and "bleach", took a shower immediately
>Asked what the fuck she was doing last night, she just laughed at my ass and said I dont need to know
In case ya'll thought she wasn't a ho.
>>39342215
Eating a sammich and watching sis do yoga. No creep, she's just blocking the TV.
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>>39343499
Isn't it fine if she's a ho, as long as she's your ho?
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>>39343519
I mean whatever she can ho if she wants, its her business and I still love her, just wish she'd calm her pussy down or just stick with one guy or something.
Yes I know that aint what you asked.
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>>39343773
>or just stick with one guy
You have someone in mind.
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>>39343794
Yes, you. C'mere, I need you for a thing.
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>>39343838
What? No, I was talking about you.
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>>39343773
Joke with her and say she need a dildo or someshit.
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Is it wrong to collect friends in hopes of finding a small few that I actually want to be friends with?
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>>39344044
>collect friends
>collect
>friends
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>>39343862
Last time I joked about that she was all like "How you know I dont have one?", tho these days I really dont think she has one, unless she keeps it in the safe or something. Ima grill her some more tho, maybe I'll ask that again.
>>39343849
Mmmmm, nah.
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>>39344088
So you don't have someone in mind. Pity.
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>>39344084
Yeah I add them and keep them around so I can feel good about myself, having over 50 friends online on discord or something
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Are we going with this OP again?
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>>39344088
>>39343862
May I recommend a magic wand, for all your hoe'ing needs.
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>>39343499
>bleach
i don't get it. and weed doesn't mean she a hoe.
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>"Okay but for real I cant talk about last night, people will get in trouble"
>"So you did have sex"
>"Yeah, hahaha, are you mad?"
>"Why would I be mad"
>"You always hated it when I used to mess with guys"
>"You dated assholes and idiots, that's all I cared about"
>"Hahah, well I cant date this guy, so we're fine right?"
>"Bitch buy a dildo"
>"I have fingers, son"
Why am I angry now. Why does this ho suddenly give a fuck what I think. And who the fuck did she fuck.
>>39344672
Bruh, I'm sure this ho knows all about those.
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>>39344883
>I have fingers, son
A purist, I can respect that.
She seems to have a fun life in any case.
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>>39344883
>Why am I angry now
Will this budding young sisterfucker ever know? Find out in the next thread.
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>>39344941
Yeah I guess.
>>39344945
Nuh, I'm just mad she's being all weird.
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>>39345018
Weren't you the one being all weird? Who the hell shows their family any sort of affection?
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