>mom tries to talk to you through the door while you

>>39283941
Focus on education. Work to save some cash. Move from the house. Shit in peace.

>>39284009
>going to post secondary ever
fucking normie chad fuckers

>mom no longer talks to you like human being
>talks through you, knocks on door to tell you petty stupid thing
>almost like she's trying to provoke anger

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>have to hold the shit because i don't want her to hear the splash

>>39284206
tfw someone goes into the stall next to you and you don't want them to hear the splash

>>39283941
In my cas it's the complete opposite. I never close the bathroom dor (and I know I should but it's kind of an automatic thing) and my parents always get pissed when I talk to them while shitting.

>>39284743
the other day i was on the shopping bathroom and the cleaning lady was mopping the ground and my shit just wouldn't leave my asshole because i got so nervous i think i need help

>>39283941
>cleaning gun
>fap
>carbon fouling in my dickhole