I JUST WANT TO EAT SOME PUSSY REEEEEEEEEE

>>39279511
I'd rather suck dick desu. I never understood the appeal off eating pussy and i'm not even gay.

>inb4 ur gey annyway

>>39279511
The only appeal to eating pussy is to make the girl cum, it's kind of like a game and you will know if you are winning. The taste though is not exactly bad but not exactly good either.

>Be 12-years-old
>Be consumed by unfathomable lust for pussy
>Fantasize about it constantly
>Finally decide to take the chance and look up porn on the internet
>wtf vaginas are disgusting they're not like the little slits I had in my head
>years later realize that the vaginas I fantasized about were the kind little girls have
>oh shit I'm a pedo

>>39280333
Hate it when you hear rap songs or girls in porn mentioning pussy and its "sweetness"

It's not sweet at all. It's musty and kind of salty.

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>>39279511
PUSSZI

>>39280297
why do people always say this?

"i'd rather suck a dick"
"im not gay"

pick one. you CAN'T have both, regardless if you don't 'feel' gay, faggot.

>>39280386
There are adults with puffy and non-puffy "basically just a slit" vaginas, though.

There'd need to be a lot more at play than just "muh roasties" for you to end up a pedo.

>>39280565
>why do people always say this
Probably because they are virgins with no grasp on what it is like to have sex with someone you love. All they know is porn and their own dick. At least dick is something the average anon on /r9k understands and can appreciate because of first hand knowledge.

It's not that great, if you just want to make her cum you slip a finger in and hammer that clit til she physically removes your hand because "it's too sensitive". Eating pussy is weird, the combination of puss smell and grool plus your saliva is not great and 9/10 times she'll just want you to stick a finger or your dick in.

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>>39280297
>I'd rather suck dick but I'm not gay