Times you were autistic as a kid/teen

>>39278440
>8th grade
>Recess
Wouldn't all the chads and roasties be fucking?

>>39278440
it probably was a prank, she was just insisting a lot because they wanted a payout for all their work.

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>16 or 17, something like that
>walk down the street from school
>a group of girls tells me to go up to them
>"w-well, ok"
>they just giggle like fucking retards and i'm just standing, looking in the blank space because i don't even know how to talk to girls
>one walks up to me
>screeches, no, but seriously, fucking SCREECHES
>"WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET"
>"because that's how i am"
>go home and never speak to them again

>>39278440
Nah dude, that was alpha as fuck.

when i was 15 i found the dead body of my neighbour's dog called Wellington and when she called the police the officer tried to move me away from the scene and get my attention but i was wrapped up in my head so i hit the policeman because i don't like being touched but after it was all explained to the police officer by my mother i decided to investigate the crime and to help my thoughts i wrote everything down in the form of a murder mystery novel but then i had to interview all my neighbours and that was very disconcerting because i am not good at understanding people's emotions because that is something which people with atypical neuropathy often experience but i had lots of adventures and between you and me something amazing happened and now i can talk to animals it's really cool and totally secret and do you know what life will never be the same again

>>39278440
I don't think that's actually as autistic as you think it is.

>Good chance it was a prank, kids do that shit all the time, especially Chads.
>Even if it wasn't, you came off as an asshole who doesn't take no shit
>Girls love assholes and asshole behavior.

>>39278553
The girl was the autistic one not you.

>6th grade
>walking towards the bus stop with my classmate
>a bunch of older girls come up to us
>one of them says "can we take a picture with you?"
>what the fuck, why would they want that
>think that maybe they know my classmate since he was social and everyone liked him
>if I remember correctly I said no
>we walk away
>ask him if he knows them
>no he doesn't

what was their deal? did they want to mock us? i looked really ridiculous with my homemade haircut and stupid oversized clothing and sickly looking appearance
this can't have been the only reason if it even was one of the reasons

>>39278440
sounds like a prank to me. dumbass bitch just wanted to embarrass you for her snickering friends. you did good anon

>>39278901
again, they were definitely trying to make fun of you. girls, especially groups of them, are extremely vicious, vitriolic little trolls. They will laugh at someone, even someone who is clearly disabled, simply because they feel like it. don't ever trust one, don't ever validate one, and do not EVER buy shit for one. they will turn around and snap your trust in an instant.

>>39278997
no problem brother, i wouldn't spend money on a girl
i need that shit for myself

>>39279035
and if you're ever in a relationship with a girl, which I'm not going to discourage you from doing (because it's a natural thing blabla) just be ready to find out that she's been cheating on you.

females have a high tendency to act on absolutely no logic but only emotion. Meaning, if they see a man who they're attracted to, and he chooses to make a move, they will fuck him 99% of the time completely regardless of their relationship status. even married "women" will do this in a heartbeat. They don't have any loyalty in their blood, like your gym bro or lab partner might. they're fucking goblins

>>39279080
i don't know if i'll even find one not only because of my autistic nature but because of my super high standards
i don't want no spectral cum so i won't want no girl who's a non-virgin
i think it's too late to find a virgin girl who's decent looking and legal at this point

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>be me, 4th grade
>the chad I like got transferred to another school
>first forward, 17 yo
>we're on the same school again
>not friends anymore, I stare at him all the time during classes everyday
>finally plan on proposing him
>collect his phone no. via a mutual friend
>call him from a public phone, "hey chad, this me anon, listen I've got something really important to tell you, can you like come to that really remote place in like 30 minutes, it's urgent."
>chad says he's coming
>oh shit, here comes the panic attack
>call the best friend, tell her to come there too
>friend comes, we're waiting impatiently for chad
>there comes chad, my love for 8 fucking years
>completely lose my shit seeing him
>tell friend, "all the best"
>literally flee from that place

>>39279155
yeah do yourself a huge favor and don't even bother. it isn't worth it. Work hard, make money for yourself and pursue your own hobbies. you don't need some leech on you as well who will just cheat in a second

>>39279156
you are not welcome here. no one wants to hear you. get the fuck out.

Freshman year, high school:
>someone throws an eraser at the back of my head in study hall
>stand up and mouth off on every person in the room
>dead silence
>march out
>never go back to that study hall again

I regretted that shit so much.

>>39279191
Why are gayfags not welcome?

>>39279247
seemed to me that it wasn't a gayfag but a pretend female

>>39278553
I actually relate to that wojack image more than i realized.
Being smug is awesome.

>>39279156

I wonder why men write these roleplay scenarios on 4chan all the time.

>>39279191
I also wonder why retards reply as if this really was a girl.

>>39279080
This is such a cucked mindset. You're basically cucking yourself by assuming you will be cucked. I mean, do you have a micropenis or something? Most guys don't get cheated on. Look it up if you have to.

>>39279282
I think his reply fits for both females and roleplayers
both aren't welcome

>be 16
>taking university classes because I'm smart or something
>go to urban Campus
>walking down the street, I'm fucking exhausted
>two hot college girls ask me to talk to them
>im too autistic and tired to gauge the situation so I just follow along
>they ask me to take photos with them
>once again, I'm too tired to care
>they me wrap my arms around them
>as they take the photos I notice their shirts have fucking playboy logos on them
>tfw this is some kind of wierd playboy photoshoot
>before I can freak out they move me along
>tfw they keep the photos

There's probably still a picture of me with two strippers somewhere in the playboy archives

>>39278629
Wait a fucking minute I had to read that book in high/middleschool

>>39279717
it's nice to know i impacted your formative years - and yeah, the royalties afford me an unlimited disposable income which allows me to do little other than hang around here all day with my friends

>smoked weed when I was a teenager
>go to dealer's place
>usually it's pretty simple, but when I went there they had people over
>didn't really memorise dealer's face so I'm not sure who to go to
>ask at least two people who just point to the door, a few people see that my money and know what I'm there for
>find the dealer and get out, start fast walking because I'm embarrassed
>hear one guy say "haha, he shut the gate" (means to get away quickly)

I hated myself for a little bit after that.

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That was a good book. Also good larping you emulate Chris well

>>39279965
Appreciated, anon. Before I read it, I didn't take Autism that seriously, but the insight it gave me into the condition really left a mark and made me a lot more sympathetic toward guys who register on the spectrum.
I suppose it helped that Chris' character was so endearing, and because of that story, I still feel warmly disposed to the folks on here who present with similar behaviour.

> senior year
> class decided to head to the beach for spring break as a group
> even invite me
> I'm excited, take enough booze to last me two weeks
> get there
> wait for everyone to unpack, and think it's my time to shine on the social scene
> drink half a bottle of rum and coke I brought with me to get a buzz going
> class had rented out several cabins along the beach
> go to each one to see where the party's at
> everyone is "just chillin"
> after an hour of no luck, think that maybe I should just try tomorrow since everyone's so tired
> go to my room and plop into my bed
> start to doze off when I hear the door open
> think it's my roommate and think nothing of it
> feel someone plop down in front of me
> open my eyes, it's the cute latina from the class
> she asks me what I'm doing
> say I'm going to sleep because there's not that much going on tonight
> she tells me "well, there's a little party in my cabin"
> I had passed her cabin before, and knew for a fact that there was no party going on there
> Think she just wants to be annoying and rouse me when I'm about to sleep
> tell her "no thanks, I'd rather sleep"
> she says "Oh, ok", and gets up
> when she left, I realized what I had just done

And that's the closest I got to getting somewhere with a girl

>be me sophomore
>just get finished shit presentation
>Stacy is up next and last to go
>she panics because she "shy" hates public speaking
>her Instagram says otherwise
>this goes on forever
>everyone is giving her encourgment
>I get fed up and yell "Just fucking present! You're embarrassing yourself"
>She starts to cry
>everyone goes silent
>My inner sociopath starts to laugh.
>everyone looks at me
>Have to write apology letter

>>39278440
>be 18, senior year
>in the library, playing vidya on my laptop like I do every lunch period
>asian stacy at the table next to me with her chad/stacy friends
>anon why don't you talk to us
>because I'm busy playing vidya dumbass
>but why?
>it's fun
>o ok