On a scale of 1-10, how bad is Elon getting cucked right now?

0 because they're split up

>>39277409
our boy got the most of her then got out of there before any cucking could occur

>>39277409
Not a whole lot. If anything she looks kind of desperate to prove something, to be honest familia.

He dumped her you moron

>PayPal billionaire

They serious

>friend!
Did she just friendzone a guy that flew halfway around the world for her, in front of the whole world?

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>>39277409
Is Heard some kind of uber-Stacey? Why are so many men throwing themselves at her feet?

>>39277604

It's kinda like... when you're in high school and you shout a girl a date to the movies, and you think she's dumb or a bitch but you really wanna fuck her so you do.

And then you're a regular old adult and you take them to dinner and you tell your friends how much of a bitch she is but you're fucking her and so you fork it out here and there a gift, drinks, dinner etc.

Well now just maximise their status x10,000. He's rich, there's fuck all to do, and this Stacey with a bit of urban myth to her wants to fuck you, so you jump on a plane.

>>39277409
Not at all, he was probably getting cucked before and broke it off before the cuckoldry became terminal.

>>39277409
Amber Heard is a hoe and Elon knew what they had wasn't forever. He was just getting while the getting was good.

>>39277409
Hes a billionaire. You cant cuck a billionaire even if his girls fucking a guy right in front of him

>>39277461
This, she's blatantly doing the "trying to make ex jelly so he come's back" thing, which I can't imagine has ever worked in the history of humanity.

>>39277502
also this kek

>>39277409
As awesome as Musk is he needs to get a clue and stay the fuck away from women. They are bad news.

When he wants to get off he can fly to Germany or Singapore and enjoy classy sluts for what will feel like pennies to him, forget the relationship BS that's how they destroy you.

If he takes her back, he is a certified cuck. We'll see how this develops.

>>39278500
He was autistic and bullied as a kid, probably didn't get any till he got married. Making up for lost time

>>39277409
Considering he dumped her. Not at all. Probably too busy with his billions and space suits to even know she is with some other guy.

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>when ur a whore and you want to cash in on that divorce and alimony money but it turns out the man can see through the ploy

>>39277890
Elon please, your fooling nobody.

women always have options

low class men get death

>>39277890
Oh hai Elon.
What are you gonna do when you find out Mars is lacking in brit women who look like underage girls?

>>39278934
This.

It's actually an intentionally engineered part of the capitalist system to ensure that even the most pimply faced jew guy can find a woman. If you have a qt blonde daughter do us all a favor: raise her in a small isolated town and never allow her to see a Hollywood film.

>>39277409
>tfw even when women are rich and famous they still slut around and jump from ship to ship

>>39279077
Great point.
But you gotta make sure they don't have a phone either.

>>39277409
Elon is a hyperchad, he's likely forgotten her fucking existence the moment they broke up.

>she didn't divorce him and take his money
>Chad didn't show up until after they split
Elon is a true genius, probably been playing that 5d chess since day one