Post your caloric consumption today

>>39269916
I've literally just been drinking water for the last two days. I'm too depressed to eat.

>>39269916
>r9k robot
>eating and drinking

????

>>39269916
>1 cheese pizza - 1120 kcal
>1 Bag of Funyuns - 340 kcal
>1 can of Mtn. Dew Kickstart - 80 kcal
>11 chicken nuggets - 440
Total: 1980 kcal

>most of calories coming from beer
yeah plenty healthy dumbfuck.

2 Crepes with blueberry jelly : 400kcal I guess ?
2 crepes with ham and cheese : 500kcal ?
1 chocolate/mint icecream : 200kcal

>>39269954
>not eating Cool Ranch Doritos (TM) and code red MTN Dew (TM)
Get out normie

>1 apple cinnamon poptart
210 calories
>some Taco Bell
1200 calories
>homemade chicken & sausage jambalaya
~300 calories (it's healthy but has a lot of rice)

1700 - 1800 calories. I think I did good. Starting to realize breakfast carbs aren't worth it.

>3 shots of Cafe La Llave Espresso - 0 kcal
>Wendy's Dave's Hot 'n Juicy 1/2 Lb. Double Cheeseburger - 730 kcal
>Wendy's Medium Fries - 420 kcal
>Large Unsweet Tea - 10 kcal
Total: 1160 kcal

It's pretty fun eating complete garbage and still managing to lose weight. I always just plan it to where I eat pretty late in the day so that I don't to eat anymore than 1 meal. I mean I'm probably doing irreparable damage to my body otherwise but I'll deal with that once I'm skinny.

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>>39270073
>not understanding sarcasm
Do you have autism by chance?

>>39270096
*don't get tempted to

>>39270096
If you replaced the fries with something else that's actually not terrible. The real damage is to your metabolism from spiking your blood sugar with one big meal. Once you round 30 that will become an issue.

>>39270193
>>39270096

This. It might happen earlier btw. Started happening to me a couple months ago and I'm 19. If you want to lose weight just eat smaller meals.

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>>39269916
>half a can of homestyle chicken noodle soup: 60 calories
>half of a golden delicious apple: 36 calrories
>1 packet of ramen with soy sauce, cilantro, sriracha and lime, 190 calories
>dairy queen mini blizzard: 380 calories
>dairy queen pulled pork sandwich 300 calories
>king kobra beer 25oz: 300 calories
>hopsecutioner calories: 219 x 3 = 657
= 1623

Looks like I'm still within my limit to maintain my weight at 108lbs at 5'5'' with minimal physical activity for a few more years, haha! Take that, nutritionists!

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>>39269916
1 nothing - 0kcal
my fridge is empty and im too lazy to buy anything
my head was spinning afew hours ago but its fine now

>>39270343
Passing out can make you retarded. Please go get some food.

>>39270364
if i wasnt seriously mentally fucked up i wouldnt be posting on an anonymous imageboard at 7am after staying up allnight now would i

>>39269916

we had the exact same diet today, except i had 8 more beer


what the fuck... is this the autistic r9k diet?

>>39270193
>>39270269
Didn't know that was a thing. I'm 21, but yeah I should probably stop. I just tend to not feel very satisfied from eating multiple small meals.

>>39270280
and if we're counting meds
>600mg of lithium
>200mg of buproprion
5mg of apriprazole
>10mg of apriprazole

>>39270540
I'm the same way, it's really satisfying to not eat all day and then eat one decent meal late in the day.
I live with my mom still though and she won't let me do it. Can't wait til I can move out.

>>39270482
Patrician choice is hard to replicate my fellow robot

>>39269916
>can of chicken noodle soup
>5 saltine crackers
>a string cheese
>a red apple
>a bowl of brown rice
I believe that would be about 800-900 calories, but I didn't count.

>a baguette - 317 kcal

Total: 317 kcal

oatmeal with cantaloupe - 300 cal
2 peaches - 300 cal
chili with rice - 1000

1600 not bad

>yogurt 100kcal
>crisps 130kcal
>chicken soup 160kcal
>orange juice 70kcal
>1 triangle of toblerone 140kcal ?
total: 600kcal
any other robot here /underweight skelly/

13oz pork tenderloin - 390 kcal
1 onion - 40 kcal
2 potatoes - 220 kcal
3 tablespoons salted butter - 300 kcal
2 mike's hard lemonades - 440 kcal
a handful of peanut butter crackers - ~150 kcal

Total: ~1600 kcal

pretty good day, lost 12 pounds since June

>1 egg + egg white - 80
>1/2 cup cottage cheese - 110
>3 strips bacon - 105
>3 pieces sassage - 220
>protein shake - 260
>whatever the fuck else to hit 1400cals for dinner
Fuck keto