The legendary Ohihobot thread

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>>39269441
You def. don't to miss one of the most autistic spergs in /r9k/ history.

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>>39269475
I'm going to check for suicides in the ohio area during 2016

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>>39269497
I had high hopes for this motherfucker

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>>39269537
It all goes downhill from here, nigga.

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>>39269571
Press F to pay respek

I remember this thread. The OP of that thread is one of the dumbest posters I have ever seen.

>>39269653
Well, his mom paid for a date.
That shit is so lame, i would go full elliot on my mother if i was him.

>>39269744
I thought the girls family was poor, and the robots mom just so happened to give the girl money to save the embarrassment

>>39269871
If it was that, why didn't his mother be open about that ?
Why didn't this girl be open about that in the first place ?
Why didn't both of them tell him what's in the letter ?
Why did they hide it from them ?
Why didn't ohiobot's mother gave the letter to this girl's mother ? Why did she gave it to the girl ?

So many questions anon, and according to the simplicity principle : the simplest solution is likely to be the most accurate one.
His mother and this girl had an agreement. You will date my boy (and plus if affinity) and i will give you money.

>>39269976
never deny the power of autism. OP was 25 year old NEET

wheres the maranslut post?

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>>39270062
What are you talking about nigga?

This was heartbreaking

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>>39270190
1 year later, and I still feel.

This guy is such a rambler that it makes reading off-putting, he goes into immense detail of the most pointless things.

>>39269976
Mom didn't want son to think she was paying for his dates.
Lauren was embarrassed about being poor and wanted to hide it and just hang out with ohio.
t. normie
I have a gf of 4 years and she still hides stupid shit like that from me

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>>39270538
>gf
>r9k
fuck off norman

>>39270644
no, fuck you
I'm here to explain exactly this kind of shit
do what you want with this info, but I have to give you the explanation

>>39269441
>>39269475
>>39269497
>>39269537
>>39269571
Love the way he describes his every thought. I always wondered what being inside the mind of a true robot was like and I feel really bad for all of you. I'm not really a normie (I do sperg out on occasions) but this is just insane.
He overthinks even the simplest human interactions, how is this even possible?

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>>39270863
Like, if I hold the door open for someone or don't hold it open for someone I'm not gonna give a second thought. I can't imagine living with such crippling paranoia.

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>>39271007
>>39270863
Y'all think he's overthinking this? I microanalyze this shit all the time. He sounds like a more immature version of myself. I'm better with girls than he is and I would've been way more efficient but I would've been just as "paranoid". How is anything paranoia I'm p sure most people think like that right?

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>>39271080
I don't.

I hardly ever think about what I say before I say it. I just go with the flow, reacting off whatever the other person is saying. But I also have years of experience making small talk with people so it's not like I was born this way.

My job is basically charming people into giving me and the company I work for money. But if I hadn't worked in this field for years I'd be completely socially retarded. This guy is like the opposite of that. He overthinks fucking everything while I think about nothing which occasionally leads to me jamming my foot down my mouth. I honestly don't know which is better, but at least I can hold a good conversation even if I offend people on occasion.

>>39271007
Exactly! I wouldn't even think about most of the things he did I would just act.

>>39271080
I know I don't. I honestly just do most things because it feels right to me (which is why sometimes I act like a retard). I don't know how this is even possible to think about so many things at the same time. Isn't it driving you crazy ?

>>39271228
Yeah, and even if I do offend someone I don't worry about it for very long.

Example:

>at a friends house
>her dad is Jewish
>also very in to photographing holocaust stuff
>I know all this but he's never really met me before
>I'm walking out for a smoke and I see him reading and drinking at the kitchen table
>I say something like "Enjoying your book?"
>He's like "Yes"
>I'm like "it's a holocaust book isn't it?"
>He says "excuse me?" in that tone of voice where you know you've fucked up
>he's assumed that I've assumed he's reading a holocaust book because he's super Jewish not because I know about his history with it
>I tell him that the title of the book is "the silent crime" and spin some shit off my cuff about how that's a phrase often used in relation to the holocaust
>get off but sweat bullets outside

And then I went and got drunk and forgot about the whole thing until this thread.

>>39271357
I can relate to this (I mean this kind of situation).
The difference is that I often worry about it for a long time even if I know it does not matter

>>39269571
Oh my fucking god... Im experiencing physical pain and discomfort this is so fucking horrible...

>>39271080
To be honest I think he over thought some stuff, but the situation with the money and all that...
I would have reached the same conclusion.
I would probably also have ended up grabbing a backpack and fucking off for at least a night or two with the difference that I own a car so I would sleep in the car or something.

t. 30yo KHV NEET shut-in.

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>>39270863
>so autistic he slept in a fucking cemetary
The gods of bestowed the best thread I have ever read, thanks OP.

Epic robo failure, jesus

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>ywn have a girl like Lauren take interest in you
Hold me senpai

>>39270863
i do this and i can pass as a normie, although the paranoia does severe damage to my nerves. im in law school too.

>>39269596
the only bad shit in this story is him being so insecure and self-deprecating

hes alright otherwise, cant really accuse him of anything

>>39270690
>Explanation
Me wildly flailing my arms and squawking like a bird offers more "explanation" then anything you shit out of your stupid mouth.

>>39273729
Why do normies go where they are not wanted? Are they autistic?

Is that it? Don't we get a follow up? Doesn't ohiobot ever explain if he manages to stay with Lauren? I mean, I felt like the ending heavily implied things between them were over but damn I'm invested and I want to know for sure.

>>39271357
>at a friends house
>her dad is Jewish
so how much money did you lose?

>>39271191
Yikes man you sound braindead. I'd prefer to overthink things because at least I'm sentient

>>39271228
Yeah a little but honestly those posts could've been written by me back in high school. I've experienced his exact feelings myself. I don't connect with other robots well in TFW threads because I've got lots of awareness but my Achilles is overthinking. Most robots lack self awareness but I followed ohiobot's train of that very easily. If I did the greentext it wouldn't come out as concise though kek

Someone post a tl;dr. Not going to read through that wall of text.

>>39271670
I don't think he did the wrong thing given his circumstances but if it was me I would've kept a cooler head. I'm much more private so I probably would've snapped a smart phone pic and confronted my mom. Her Skype made it obvs that she liked him but giving her the enevelope was sooo fucking shady. The parents overcomplicated the situation by being deceptive creeps. Because of some kind of shitty pride I guess

>>39272709
this tbqhwy
she sounds great

>>39269441
In your title, you spelled it OHIHOBOT

but subsequently, in your gay tirade, you spelled it OHIOBOTyou can't have it both ways, faggot

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>>39269441
I really, really hope they worked things out between them. His story reads like a comfy young adult novel.