ITT: Things wagecucks say >I love my job! >I worked so

>work part time
>all I do is stock shit and clean for 5 hours
>buy new games each pay check

Wow, it's so hard.

Neet.

To put it simply, people know life is shit, what gives them pleasure is feeling superior to others. People will sell their soul for that.

>I love being a slave
>Muh contribution to society

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>"i'm literally getting paid to post on reddit right now"

>>39269145
you're just a failed normie working a shit job and can't afford your own place to live.

it's not hard because your job is basically a monkey job any mentally retarded reject could do.

More then neets wagies hate other wagies.

>>39269145
>work full time
>"Oh shit we're understaffed and our HR people are incompetent"
>now work full time plus an extra day or two

What good is money if you want to die

>>39269183
>can't afford your own place to live.

You're right, it's me and my bro that pays the bills. University text books are expensive, you projecting faggot.

>>39269220
>accomplished nothing
>comes into neet threads saying "n-no you're wrong"
>lives with brother like cuck
>probably a virgin

kek

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>>39269095
>I make more money than you! M-my salary is x amount of dollars!

Yeah, we get it normalshit, you love taking Nosestein's circumcised cock up your ass extra hard.

>>39269264
Keep projecting, Neet. Not my fault that you are a lazy sack of shit.

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>>39269334
we got a live one here guys!

people aren't meant to work a 40 hour work week. otherwise, i'd go out there and find a job. but what good is money when you can't even enjoy it and you put your health at risk for it?

>>39269095
>No talkie before my coffee

I thought this was a NEET phrase in the /r9k/ cannon

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>>39269449
it's something people say in the workplace all the time. i thought it kind of fit in.

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>>39269095
What if I told you that to live rent free you only have to give up all your freedom, have no personal possessions, personal space, and constantly have to live your life under the watchful eye of your progenitors, never being allowed to do anything true adults can do on a whim, such as watch movies past midnight, go to the fridge without being glared at, not constantly being reminded of the disappointment you are, not having to hide your porn or possessions that you can afford.

It's as easy as one 6 hour dialing this number!

>>39269383
I was a Neet for 4 years a year ago. Everything was bland anime,video games, and books. I was burnt out until I've gotten a part time job, now my hobbies are fun again.

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>>39269515
I'm NEET and i have an apartment of my own with my dog in a major city lmao

>>39269574
how does this even happen? you had all the free time in the world and you wasted it.

Things NEETs say:
>I wish I wasn't a 30 year old virgin.
>I wonder if my mom will give me money for McDonalds today.
>I wish I had a gf.
>I wish I had friends.
>Oh no, mommy is going to kick me out of the house!
>Why are my parents so disappointment in me?
>I'm such a failure.

>>39269748
>how does this even happen?

Because not enjoying your hobbies is worst than being a Neet, imo.

>>39269748
how's the lineup at the soup kitchen?

My job is the best I get to kill Muslims for money fite me NEETS

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>tfw normie taxpayers are paying for my 260 dollar jacket and 160 dollar shoes tomorrow
And thanks for a noice pizza dinner every night too!

>>39269848

Are you army?
I'm a NEET currently so I can get fit enough and keep studying so I can join

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>How can you be happy without money?
>I was a NEET once. It was so boring! All i did was sit around doing nothing. There wasn't a bossman telling me to do anything so I was incapable of being productive.
>You're not contributing to society. Hold on, I need to give 20% of my paycheck to Illegal mexicans and Military contractors

>>39269095

>things literally nobody at all says - the post

>(does something retarded) "Haha sorry, Mondays right?"
>"Happy Friday!"
every. goddamn week. I fucking hate office culture.

>>39269932
t. wagie ragie

>>39269856

>spending welfare on adolescent tier nonsense is somehow meant to make anyone envious!

>>39269961

>furious, resentful numale neet desperately tries to project his rage - the post

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>>39269965

Just letting you know where your money is going, wagie

>>39269992

>he thinks anyone cares about what he does with the pittance he gets!

If you didn't post for attention, nobody would know. We certainly not going to start caring now.

Imagine being a NEET, rotting away in your childhood bedroom watching Gook cartoons and posting on 4chin all day? Parents are so ashamed that they pretend you don't even exist. Your own mother crying about how much of a loser you became ("why did I go so wrong?!"). No one will ever respect you. No one will ever want to be around you. You will never have any sense of accomplishment in your life. You will never have any money. You will never have a family. You will never have a gf.

A true pity that people can be happy living like this.

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>>39270026

>he doesnt care that his hard earned money is going towards someone who doesnt deserve it
Thanks for the new stuff every week! Couldnt have done it without you, no really!

>>39270047

inb4

>le ragie le wagie is so upset maymay

remember they used to say "fuck 2016" and shit
cause an actor dying and trump winning is the worst year ever in their minds

>>39270066

No, I really don't care. It's a small price to pay to keep the worthless satiated.

I get paid 90k a year for just knowing how to read and update code for proprietary computers built in the 80s around motorola 6809 processors. I get maybe 2 or 3 projects a year that I can take as long as I want on because no one else will even attempt them. Feels good man

>>39270047
>You will never have any sense of accomplishment in your life
>You will never have a family
>You will never have a gf
That's why I'm NEET, these things are unobtainable for me regardless of effort. It's pretty difficult to find motivation for supporting society, when I'd be a failure either way.

>>39269856
Nice one, I'm getting an iphone 8 soon when it comes out. My mom lets me live at home mostly for free. I help with chores and give her some of my neetbux when she needs it, but I'm able to keep a lot.

I have about $1000 in neetbux at the moment, I recently spent some on a f2p mobile game. I'm enjoying it so I'll think I'll buy a cool new phone to play on.

Thanks wagies.

>>39270066
It's pretty much considered charity. No one expects the mentally disabled to be able to fend for themselves, so we're all willing to contribute a little to make sure you don't starve to death.

Now go away and let your mommy wipe your ass, since we all know you aren't able to do it yourself.

>>39270146

Does it feel good that you are feeding me and thousands of other people who dont want to work?

>>39270184
Sure. I get my fair share. My wages are negotiated with reductions taken into consideration

>>39270170

I only give my mum like 100 for my rent for a month, pretty miniscule tbqh.

I have around 800 dollars saved right now, get payed tomorrow now and am gonna put some away on top of that. Saving up for new clothes and shit, but i do really need a good computer.

Thanks wagies!

>>39270171

THE WAGIE IS ENRAGED

>>39270170
>I have about $1000 in neetbux
>Thanks wagies.

>bragging about scrimping and saving a few days work worth of cash

Enjoy that, numale.

>>39270184

We've been through this. Nobody thinks about you. The only time anyone even remotely cares about you is when you post for attention.

>>39270170
>I have about $1000 in neetbux at the moment
Wow man, you're like 1% rich.

Wagies sure are BTFO, amirite XD

>>39269901
Ive heard the "id go crazy if i wasnt working" way too many times. people dont know what to do with themselves.

>>39270248
>800 dollars

>he's THIS poor!

>>39270248
>THE WAGIE IS ENRAGED
If you can't function in the world, how am I supposed to be believe you are able to function anywhere else, including in the bathroom?

>>39270263

>nobody thinks about you
We dont think about you either, you're just free money to us.

Also
>tfw population boom
>more taxpayers to fuel my NEETdom
Sure feels fucking good

>>39270312

I have simple desires anon, and I can fulfill them for free

>>39270321
>you dont want to be a literal slave so you shit yourself

>>39270248
>I have around 800 dollars saved right now
ayy lmao

>>39270325
>You or some other NEET posts wagecuck thread
>W-We don't c-care about you e-either
ayy lmao

>>39270338
>I can't function in real life.
>N-No, I can, I just don't want to, y-yeah that's it

ayy lmao

>>39270344

We dont care about you, we only laugh at you.

>work hard so another man can enjoy his free time on earth

>>39270296
>>39270263
>bragging about scrimping and saving a few days work worth of cash
>few days work
There's the difference between me and you wagie. I don't have to work for it. You might get more but I still can buy everything I want. I live in a comfy house, get every video game, I like and I can even run around with the latest normie status symbol too.

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>>39269095
>I'm so happy!
>I finally feel like I've found a purpose in my life.
>I love being able to help people and make a difference.
>It's so fulfilling, it doesn't even feel like work!

f-fuck you

>>39270357

Nice argument, wagie! Is this your break? Herr goldman is expecting you back in 5 minutes!

>>39269095
Or

>clock in
>pass meds
>chart for an hour
>pass meds in 5 hours
>play darkest dungeon on vita or fall asleep between then
>clock out after 3 hours of work and 4 1/2 hours of vidya + 4chan + a 30m lunch
>go back to house and play vidya
>repeat 5x a week.

Im gonna be a useless shit anyway might as well put in very minor effort and get paid enough to own a house. 0 stress since its night shift.

>>39270366
>Life is much more enjoyable being a virgin living on ramen noodles in your mom's basement
wow lol

Yeah, it sucks that you need money to get anything decent in life, but it is what it is. I'm willing to trade 40 hours a week to actually enjoy the finer things in life. But I guess if you enjoy watching cartoons 24/7 instead of nice cars, houses, restaurants, travel experiences and women, more power to you.

>>39269095

Im a NEET but a job working a nightshift outside as a watchman or whatever sounds comfy as fuck

tfw no nightshift job

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If you guys are so uncomfortable about working for someone else, why not learn about being your own boss? There are about a billion resources out there to learn how to do it, from YouTube to Khan Academy to TPB. If you start small and teach yourselves the basics first, it won't be so intimidating. If the first thing that comes to mind is "That's impossible!" then find YouTube videos about changing your mindset, Ted Talks and shit like that. You don't have to bend over for anyone, it's just that making your own money isn't as easy as filling out a job application online. It takes creativity and a lot of Googling.

>>39270427

I live on a nice pizza dinner pretty much every night while i sit home playing vidya, read philosophy, occasionally go to gym with friends and swallow my girlypills

>he spends all his money bread and circus

>>39270325
>We dont think about you either, you're just free money to us.

>pretends he doesn't think about his masters
>literally starts and posts in threads begging for attention!

Who the fuck do you think you're fooling?

>>39269748
Because a lot of neets dont actually spend their free time wisely or use it to better themselves, very few if any do. Most neets do roughly the same thing every single day and you either get tired of rationing pennies or become bored of your hobby after doing it so often you either fall into depression or go out and get a job.

Time away from your hobbies makes you love them again.

>>39270427
>trade 40 hours a week
you forgot the morning and evening traffic, the time spent drowning yourself in alcohol after finally getting off work, the extra hours of sleep you needed on the weekend due to exhaustion etc

>>39270371
You get paid peanuts. Welfare is literally below welfare.

That's the difference between you and us. You have no desire to do anything in life aside from posting on a cartoon message board and consuming media.

Other people have wants and desires that cost more than $800 a month. Some of us have mentally developed past the age of 13.

>>39270457

This sounds pretty comfy. My mother owns a small business (though successful) rn. Never thought about it though, will look into it

>>39270371

>bragging about buying childish nonsense as he rots away his adulthood in his parents shitty suburban house.

>>39270488
>below welfare
*below poverty

Sorry about the typo :)

>>39269095
wagecucks having a temper tantrum as usual

>>39270512

Kek, too tired from your wageslavery? I just woke up, it's 2 in the afternoon

>>39270170
>1000$
>being this broke
Yeah keep that neet shit

>>39270477
>masters
You got it all wrong wagie. Is that what they tell you? You're the master, you're the independant free onee because you're working for someone?

It's not the master that works for the slave, the slave works for the master. You're the one working. How are you in any way a master over the neet?

>>39270486
>you forgot the morning and evening traffic
Fair enough. That's 5 hours a week. So 45.

>the time spent drowning yourself in alcohol after finally getting off work
I don't drink alcohol.

>the extra hours of sleep you needed on the weekend due to exhaustion
??

45/168 = 27% of the week

Oh man, what will I do only having 73% of the week to myself!

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>>39270520

They're easy to trigger. Even the sight of the NEETfrog's grimace is enough to set a wagie off. They must be tired and irritable from their shifts.

>>39270459

>eating like a 12 year old!

Wow. Feeling pretty jealous here.

>>39270486

What about lying awake thinking about all the opportunities you've missed and wasted as you look around at the same four walls you've existed in since childhood.

Maybe you think about how you used to have friends but now you've just got whatever attention you can claw out of online interactions.

>>39270248
>$800
Thats like 30% of my check. How the fuck do you afford a house, decent car, food and internet on barely $800 that you had to save?

>>39270549

Pep pizza, 2l pepsi, garlic bread and girlpils after are pretty fucking comfy

And it's all because of you <3

>>39270535
Sleep for another third

>>39270529

>scrabbles around in the gutter for the handful of coins society throws him in pity
>i am le master maymay!

I willing trade a portion of my time in a job I chose for money that makes it all worthwhile. Your """independence""" relies entirely on charity.

>>39270459
Was that supposed to make me jealous or something?

You are at the mental age of 13. A child in a man's body.

>>39270562
>afford a house
sorry wagie not all of us were forced to get out a loan because we got kicked out by parents that didn't love us. some of us already had a place to live. I have 2 parents living separate = two houses

>decent car
don't need it unless you go to work. I have one though, it was a present.

>food
neetbux is enough for food plus mommy makes it

>internet
cheap anyway and you can jack the neighbours

>>39270569

If I was 11 that might appeal to me.

Are you honestly proud of eating like this?

>>39269095
>>After that last car repair on my Kia, I don't think I can make rent this month...

Lol, wut? A Kia is a cheap piece of shit.

>>39270594
I don't scramble for the money, it literally is given to me. I'm like the nobleman that lives in the castle in the old days. You're the subject that works in the field, the money comes in from there automatically so we can eat and play.

>>39270613

>reframing living with your parents as an adult as being some kind of landed gentry residing in his family estate instead of being a sad loser who failed to launch!

>>39270486
I sleep 5 to 6 hours a morning

Theres 0 traffic because i work at night

I have 4 days off a week and work 12h shifts so...no exhaustion, no traffic nadda.

>>39270638
>I sleep 5 to 6 hours a morning
lifes tough aint it wagie
at least you can catch up on the weekend

>>39270488
>ther people have wants and desires that cost more than $800 a month.

Like what?

>>39270609

Nope, just thanking you for working hard so I can do this
>child in a mans body
>mans body
Not for long~

>>39270614
Yes

>>39270638
>5-6 hours a morning
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39270632

>telling yourself this as you slowly rot away.

Nice castle, oh, wait, it's just a shitty house in suburbia your useless parents couldn't get you to leave!

>>39270570
I average about 7 hours per night in sleep. So add 49 on.

94/168 = 55% of the week sleeping, working or commuting

Oh man, only 45% of the week is free time awake. However will I watch 10 hours of My Little Pony each day like you do?!?

>>39270659
>Yes

What a pathetic piece of shit. Good thing you're going to kill yourself soon as nobody likes a fat, ugly tranny.

>>39270652
>"But look at this useless stuff I can buy with my weekly paycheck"
shit wagies say lmao

seriously I don't even know what to spend $800 a month on, I give a lot of it away to my mom to cover my living costs. I don't even have to but I don't even know what to use it on anyway. After all she does take care of me.

It's hilarious when normies talk about not being able to afford the latest iphone or whatever. Like what the fuck do these normalfags do? The latest iPhone is like $1000, save for a month and even I can buy it.

>>39270659
>You should aspire to become an unemployed tranny with bad eating habits

Wow, it's amazing how low this board has become.

>>39270679

Well I could change my diet, i guess.
Tell ya what, tonight I will strictly eat KFC or subway, just for you, you choose. It is your money after all ;)

>>39270688
I'm NEETing so i can go into the army, wagie. Thanks for paying for my tits until then..!

>>39270613
I never took out a loan on my house, i bought it.

You need a car even if you dont work if you want to get anywhere in a timely manner with friends like going to theatres or the Zoo or water parks.

Why not make your own food? Why is your mother still taking care of an adult and not the other way around?

You steal internet?

>>39270652
House
Car
Vacations
Women
Clothes
Technology
Social events with friends
Fitness Related Activities
Investments
Outdoor rec
Restaurants

The list can go on and on. There's a pretty fun life outside your bedroom...you may want to check it out some day.

>>39270659
I cant sleep past 6 hours or a get a headache so i just get up. Been like that since childhood.

>>39270047
What can I do to change ? I've tried. Nothing works. PEople hate me.

>>39270703
>Unsocial tranny who sits on xir ass all day eating pizza
>Thinking xer will make it in the US Army

ayy lmao

>>39270711
Yeah I'm sure you do all of those things in between arguing with neets on r9k at midnight

>h-heh, i only browse this board to laugh at you losers i swear!

>>39270711

>House
Rent for free
>Car
Got one given to me, dont really need it
>Vacations
Cheap, if you save up
>women
Kek
>Clothes
Spending most of my money on it now
>technology
Got a comfy xbox one already, courtesy of you
>social events with friends
Already do this, tomorrow we're all going clothes shopping
>fitness related activities
Already go to gym with other armyfriends
>Investments
Kek
>outdoors rec
Kek
>restaurants
Just go to dominos fuck

>>39270737

I'm getting /fit/ I got gym memebership i go to all the time with my friends, i'm healthy overall. I do gotta change eating habits though.
Also
>US army
>hes a yank

>>39269095
>>I love my job!
Well I get to watch youtube for pretty much the whole day, and my job is pretty relaxed. All I do is sit on a chair and wipe down printers and pretend to be engaged. My boss is chill af about it so I guess my job is better than 90% of other jobs.
>>I worked so hard for this
I dont work hard.
>>So glad I get to work for such a cool and diverse company, and the benefits are great!
No, the company I work for is in a shambles. I dont care who I work for, as long as I get paid and dont have any responsibility.
>>No talkie before my coffee
I dont drink coffee. Someone who says things like this should be euthanised.
>>Being in such a chill work environment is so cool. We get to play with NERF guns!
I watch anime reviews on youtube for the entire day while I pretend to work.
>>Did you read your email? Mr.Goldberg is selling his Mazarati! It's $70,000 though so it's not like I can afford it...
I dont read my emails because none of them relate to me and I dont give a shit.
>>I'm so grateful to be making money for Mrs.Burnstein. She's a great CEO.
I dont say this. I only need a small amount of money to live, so as long as I get my pay, I dont really care what happens after that.
>>Sorry I can't make it to your wedding, I have to work overtime this week.
Overtime is optional at my place. As you can imagine, I opt out every time. Ive got games to play and anime to watch.
>>Ugh, traffic is so bad
Work takes 10 minutes to drive to. The route I take has little to no traffic at any time of the day.
>>Mr.Shekelstein needs these reports by afternoon
Irrelevant to me. I dont work in an office environment.
>>I'm so stressed and tired
I dont put any effort into my job, and Im not stressed one bit.
>>I have no time for my kids anymore
As if anyone on /r9k/ has a wife, let alone kids...
>>After that last car repair on my Kia, I don't think I can make rent this month...
Rent is cheap. Use your free time to learn to repair cars yourself. Not that i do but yknow

>>39270848
Good for you but that doesn't even count as working
You may as well call yourself a neet anyway at that level

>>39270711
In my area, if I'd have to have a very good job just to afford my own apartment. Something like 70% of the residents in my county cant afford an entry level home.

Even if I moved somewhere else, I'd still be poor and not have much money to do anything.

I dont have any friends.

I keep fit by running. Shoes cost $70. I get two pairs a year.

I own a beat up Jeep and the AC doesn't work, but it is very reliable. Most basic maintaince is easy and I can do it myself. I'd like a cool car, but I'd have to be making a ton of money before I could throw away some bucks on a fun car. Reliable transportation has to come first, and even that seems to be getting more expensive.

I'm 30 now. Everything would have to go right for like 10 years before I could have any disposable income, and by then I'd be too old to enjoy it. So what's the point?

>>39270892

>shoes cost 70 dollars
>he gets 2 pairs of 70 dollar shoes a year
Anon what the fuck

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>>39270767
It's Wednesday night and I have to be at work tomorrow at 8:30 AM. Just browsing 4chan before hitting the hay.

BTW, my plans for Saturday :)

>>39270944
I'm glad for you wagie. Really. And I'm glad for me. After all, it's thanks to you that I can live my lifestyle. Go for it.

I hate work but i hate sitting at home doing nothing too. Life is fucking gay. But at least when i work i get much money which can buy me some fleeting pleasures.

>>39270889
Youd be surprised but a lot of jobs are like this, dont fall for the meme that all workers are traffic jammed, burger flippers or office workers.

Theres a ton of jobs where you do almost nothing all day or night besides the bare minimum like >>39270408
I can vouch that RNs on nights id s easily the comfy job besides being a night shift security.

>>39270993

>night shift security
god i wish that were me

>>39270184
It's like insurance, you only appreciate it once you need it

>>39270685
>$800
>his mother takes care of him
>once his mother is too old he'll be fucked

I have 2 friends who are like you but not as lucky anymore.

>they were neets and got neetbux
>mother took care of them and fed them super filling but super unhealthy food all the time
>mother dies of a blood clot in the vascular area
>neetbux no longer enough to cover food and house let alone car, insurance, internet, electricity and video games
>forced to work now
>whine constantly and jump from low paying job to low paying job

Not saying thisll happen to you but i feel a lot of neets do not have a safety net if their primary care giver becomes incapacitated in anyway.

>>39270931
What? It's a general rule of thumb that running shoes have to be replaced 2-4 times a year.

I usually wait until my feet ache more than usual or or my knees start hurting until I replace a pair. I'm probably waiting too long.

>>39271256

2-4 times a year?
Only 2-4 times? Fuck
Also
>Buying cheap shoes
>ever

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>>39270375
like another anon pointed out, people wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they didn't work. the jews have pretty much enslaved them to make them think working if their only purpose. no one has hobbies anymore except vidya and netflix.

i'm NEET and today i went to the skatepark and worked on my heelflips, cooked spaghetti with homemade tomato sauce, went hiking with my dog and am about to work on a song i've been writing. i don't even live with my parents or collect welfare. i just have a rich sugar daddy but still live off those tax payer dollars i'm not gay tho

>>39271287
Can you please explain what the problem is?

I've bought $130 Brooks before, and I didn't notice much of a difference.

I have nice running trails near my house (another benefit of living with my parents), so I'm not wearing out the cushioning as much as someone who runs on streets and sidewalks everyday.

>>39269220
>University text books are expensive
Not really, just buy the indian edition/international edition. Publishing companies HATE THIS.

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>>39270457
what would my business be though? i've thought about fixing up stuff then flipping it on amazon or ebay, but that market seems over-saturated now

>>39270485
this doesn't happen to me because i'm always discovering new hobbies, music or reading material. o well

>>39270931
>can't spend $140 A YEAR on shoes
>is an adult

wtf

>>39269095
>>I'm so stressed and tired

Wagecuck here--this is the only accurate one.

>>39271335

N-nothing senpai
>>>/fa/

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>>39270848
and yet you felt the need to defend yourself. really makes you think...

>>39271390

I guess i worded that wrong, i spend over double 140 on one pair of shoes, and usually 3-4 times a year

>>39271360
>he posts this when theres another neet thread about being friendless, virgin and useless right on the front page

Suuuure you do neet friend. Whatever gets you through the day.

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>>39270986
dude go travel. literally go do anything. learn a hobby. you're going to be on your deathbed wishing you did more with your life.

>>39269958

Don't forget "Did you do anything fun this weekends?" (as if they care), then you are FORCED into the horrid torture of small
talk when you know they are already thinking about something else even if you make up an answer.

My officemate is from india, nice woman, but she isso conscious of following 'proper' American customs that she does every bit of that "doing anything fun this weekend?" crap and says "Bless you" every time I sneeze even after I don't her she didn't need to and it really wasn't expected.

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>>39271360
you would be a virgin and friendless too if you didn't work. wagies always admit that work is their life, so when they become NEET they don't know what to do with themselves.

also
>implying wagies don't make those threads to make us look bad
wagecucks triggered in this thread, so i wouldn't be surprised

>>39269095
What about I can buy all the shit I want so I've read on here many times

>>39271487
oops meant to reply to
>>39271467
sorry about that :^)

>>39270066

Honestly I'd rather my taxes go to poor NEETs than yet another tax cut from a billionaire to buy his 18th yacht. At least the poor person will buy food and such with SOME of it.

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>>39271489
i can too. i have a sugar daddy and "make" close to six figures a year not even working lmao

>>39270375

I literally have to hold myself back from smacking anybody who actually loved their job.

>>39270146
so what language do you need to know for these processors? assembly? basic? idk I took 1 intro to java class..

>>39269095
Things NEETS say:

>I love staying in my room all day
>I live via the internet
>I know I'm intelligent because I score so high on online IQ tests.
>Being in my room feels so good now that I cleaned out all my cum tissues that were piling up over the last 3 months
>Did you see this stupid roasties ok cupid profile? She says she likes traveling. Who could even afford a trip like that?
>Ugh, my depression is so bad
>The local community college application deadline is later this week. I'd better put it off to next year
>my social anxiety is really tough. I might have bipolar
>Is sex even real or is society lying to me?
>my parents were discussing making me find a job. I might be homless next month.

>>39271436
Roshe Runs only cost $70 /fa/g

My fashion is tshirts and levis skinny jeans nigga. Chinos and some button ups when i need to dress up. It's all about the fit, not the label. I don't need much money to look decent. Finding good fitting clothes is the hard thing about fashion. It means lots of shopping, lots of trying things on.

>>39271487
>you would be too
No that doesnt make any sense, according to neet logic you have all the time, money and resources in the world to court women and make intellectual friends but you admit that because you dont work you dont.

According to neet logic wagecucks do not ever have time to do anything besides work for mr shekels and sleep. But they have time to engage in women and drink and go out?

>wagecucks make those threads
>psyop.
No they dont have time remember? Shekels, traffic and sleep remember?

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>>39271594

>roshe runs
>Not buying the best shoes in history of all time

>its all about the fit, not the label
Tru but all the good shit is 100+

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>>39269449
ah ah ahh, please no takie during the coffee break, not until this cup is empty

>>39269095
>enjoy your depression, NEET!
I'm a wagie myself, but I find that one really funny. As if most jobs weren't as depressing and soul sucking as being a NEET can be for some people. Who do they think they are fooling?
>inb4 another wagie says how awesome and comfy his job which literally 1 percent of people have is

>>39271522
I'm not taking the piss out of wagies if I was right in the head I'd work

>>39271639
Grats you found the hole in neet logic.

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>>39271639
and yet you're a wagecuck and commenting in this thread. really makes you think....

Im forever happy that I have worked wage slave jobs. I'm not a player at all but with some patience and luck and slight manipulation I was able to have sex with an Asian girl who was way out of my league. I have severe yellow fever so it was the best experience ive had. Lost virginity and sucked on Japanese boobs.

Wage slaved and happy about it

>>39272281
Im at work with nothing to do for 5 1/2 of the 8 hours im here. In 3 hours ill be busy for an hour and go home.

Also ofc ill be here this was my home long before it got flooded with you shits who destroyed it and got it nuked.

The NEET can't even spell Maserati I thought you guys were supposed to be intelligent

>>39269095
>Sorry I can't make it to your wedding, I have to work overtime this week.
Who gets invited to a wedding that week?

>>39269095
Many of those are shit normies say actually

>>39272662
perhaps the invitation was not that week, just the cancellation.

Things wagecucks say:
>i'm going to slave away my waking hours for some jew tokens so I can buy what the tv tells me to buy.

>>39272787
>perhaps the invitation was not that week, just the cancellation.
I don't know about other first World country's but in Australia you can request annual leave off months in advance.
Also
>sickies

>>39269318
Shit I'll take a bit more of his ass for more cash. I had no idea all the bullshit I could afford when making 125k.

>>39269095

ive been unemployed for 3 months now and it's hell..

>>39270664
guess what? you're also rotting away to. We're all fucking rotting. What a retarded argument

>>39270170
Neets like you aren't true neets. I can't life with anyone. I'm homeless. I barely afford a $20 phone payment and get to stay in a motel every other week. My mom was a neet so she had a room in a house with 4 other women. I can sleep there every other night. It really sucks. I wish I had parents who have a house I can sleep in. I don't even know my dad cause he is so mentally ill even when I called him to take him to dinner when I had extra money he didn't want to go. I literally have a bag of clothes, my phone and my shoes. If I don't have a motel or place to stay I sleep by the river because cops won't kick me out. The only thing I have going for me is my phone. It keeps sane cause I can call family to talk to.

>>39270703
Sorry tranny but Trump kicked you mentally ill degenerates out of the military.

Would you guys considerate someone who is doing something for the enjoyment and not the money to be a wagecuck?

Like if you loved making movies so you keep directing, or making music because it's fun to them?

>man I love being up at 4am for deliveries
>Its great getting up before the birds do

>>39269095
>wake up at 6 am
>smoke a ciggarette and coffee for breakfast
>have mom make lunch for me the night before
>take it to work
>spend 4 hours shitposting
>1 hour working
>2 hours studying because this is nearly not enough to celebrate over
>go home and eat a nice dinner
>play vidya do some chores and shitpost a bit
>go sleep for 7 hours and repeat

I dunno man, you can enjoy being a NEET all you want but my job is comfy as fuck and keeping me on my toes is one thing I enjoy in life.

>>39269383
people aren't meant to be parasites that leech off society and do nothing whole week with their body rotting like a plant

what's your suggestion, nobody should work and then what? Just to wait for money to fall from the sky?

you think you're pissing somebody off, at first this seemed like a joke - but damn are you idiots, you basically promote being useless

and no, I'm not pissed off, just seems so retarded there's someone so idiotic believing he's better because he's a leech, you're no better than niggers

>>39270170
Nice man. I got a summer 4on4off job and now have $20000 in the bank! Might buy a new car and take a hot thicc woman on a date!

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As a former NEET of 5 years(from 18-23) I can honestly say my life has vastly improved after joining the work force and becoming financially independent.

I'm a security guard at a construction site. I literally spend my entire day watching anime and occasionally strolling around the perimeter.

There's a kitty cat which lives nearby that likes to come over and say hi, that's the only coworker I have to put up with.

>>39275907

Fuck
What requirements did you have to have before applying?

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>working nights for a few months
>managers will make me go back to days
>like nights because I hate my job (IT call center) so there's less work at night
They won't let me keep doing it because it's (((((((((not fair)))))))) to the others despite the fact that they have to force people to do it.

I give it a week before fucking snap.

>>39275598

Financial independence actually means that you don't have to work to generate your income; not that you don't need your parents to pay for your upkeep.

I long for the day when an honest to god libertarian ends up in office. Force these NEET's to get a job or fucking starve to death.

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>>39269095
This is incredibly hilarious.

being a wagie sucks but not as much as being a NEET
t. self employed ex-NEET

heres me

i hate my job
i have no expenses
why did i get a job?
if i quit ill have only worked there a month and it it wont be resume appropriate
why are the higher up bosses such asses?
why is the second part of the day so slow

Any suggestions for low-effort low-actual-work jobs that a Psychology graduate would be qualified for? I don't even have a particular interest in psych but i was railed into it after school. I live in Australia.

I spent six years running my own copywriting business from home, thus halfway between NEET-dom and wagecuckery. I'm much happier now that I'm only running my business part-time and wagecucking part-time. Getting out of the house is good for me mentally.

>>39273024
What job do you have where you make that much?

I wouldn't even know how to spend that much money.

>>39271568
>>The local community college application deadline is later this week. I'd better put it off to next year
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

>>39275027
Not really. Wagecucks are people who HAVE to wake up and go to the same place everyday. Directors and musicians are more like gigs but musicians can get tourcucked and if they miss a show people will freak the fuck out on them (usually because they are wagecucks and they used their only off day for that month). Directors can cancel shooting for the day and it is not that big of a deal.

The worst part about being a wagecuck is that somedays you just dont feel up to it. People will tell you to suck it up but that shit aint natural.