>be me at college >classmate asks what I do all day >try

i know so i just dont talk much

why is living compulsory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf why

>mentioning 4chan in real life

Normally this is said as a joke, but you should really consider killing yourself.

what is there to explain though

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>>39268860
Dont do that unless you are underage and around people that can understand.
I just tell people I shit post thats it.

rules 1 and 2 stupid fuck.
I'm glad this is not original.

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>>39268860
>trying to explain 4chan to anyone who doesn't browse it
>especially to normalshits in real life
>ever

>>39268860
GJ anon, you didn't have to reveal your power level but you did anyway. Don't ever tell people you go on 4chan.

If someone asks you what you do all day you're not supposed to tell the truth nigga

somehow i manage to be with people who have similar interests. That being said, no female actual female friends in my entire life

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>>39268860
>revealing your power level to normies
anon i got bad news....

>>39268964
Only applies to raids... Why are we RPing like we're on /b/ circa 2007?

>>39268963
>be in highschool
>be in computer lab with a couple friends
>mention 4chan
>show them 4chan
>no awkwardness
>spend entire time laughing at memes and stuff
>tfw 4chan was a lot better 7-8 years ago

>>39268860
just say "I like to browse news forums and listen to music"
they normally don't actually care that much to know about you

mcfucking kill yourselff

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>>39268875

>tfw he doesent know what DNR means

you can sue them for making you live if you didn't want to

>>39270237
wait really?? Even if i had blown my head up with a shotgun they wouldnt try to do anything? but how would they know if its an official document on a call? could you just write "I have a don not resuscitate policy"

"i spend a lot of time on the computer"

is a lot better than mentioning this shitty website

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>telling people you browse 4chan in real life
either you're extremely new or you legitimately have non-meme-insult autism

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>not having a fake persona you use to blend in with normies

Literally just be not-yourself. Make up hobbies, appear as neutral as possible. Do your job, tell them what they want to hear, appear as the most unremarkable person in the world, pretend you have a life. That way nobody will bother you.

>anon, what do you like to do?
>oh not much, watch movies, listen to music, go out with friends, the usual

There, solved. You are a background character, act like it.

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>with my family, the topic of Israel comes up
>can't hold back my opinion they are a selfish corrupt jews with immense control over the US and use us to destroy their enemies in the middle east, under the flimsy excuse of "fighting terrorism and evil dictators"
>I'm literally hitler now for questioning the relationship with our greatest ally

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>>39270551
>family talking about white nationalist rallies
>someone says "it's illegal and a hat crime for them to even talk about this, nazis are WAR CRIMINALS!!!"
>can;t restrain myself and mention that freedom of speech exists and if they hate nazis they shouldn't be like them, everyone should at the very least be allowed to voice whatever stupid shit they want to
>I am now a neo-nazi in their eyes

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>>39270279

I honestly dont know, but im sure the google can tell you what to do, get it tatted on your chest?

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>2008, freshman in high school
>discover 4chan and think it's the funniest thing ever
>tell my friend about it and he comes over to my house to check it out
>we get on my computer and go to /b/
>there's a CP thread on the first page
>my friend stops talking to me for a few weeks

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>be me, military fag
>chads discussing dating
>anon you don't date right, what do you do all the time?
>online stuff I guess
>oh I use redit, you too?
>no, but are you familiar with 4chan?
>oh yeah that the place where anoneemoos l33t h4ckers meet right? lol anon haha youre a virgin hacker aren't you?
>tfw just a KHV robot

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>>39270078
>not posting the picture
ANON

I'm on 4chan like 10 hours a day but even to people who know what 4chan is and come here I wouldn't even hint that I spend 1 minute here

>>39270693
How bad was the cp

>>39270491
We can hide who we really are all the time. Sometimes we just fuck up and say weird shit to normans, it can't be avoided

>>39268860
>explaining
Thats where you fucked up. Just say its a shit posting board and call it.

>>39268860
>oh i mostly just browse imageboards or forums or whatever. you?
its that easy

>>39270893
what a bunch of retards. Saying you go on reddit or sites like le 9gag is much more embarrassing than 4chan. 4chan has a lot of cool stuff and useful info actually. I learned a lot about fitness (things that many normalfaggots don't know, as if it was forbidden knowledge) on /fit/.

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>>39270551
>>39270616
>college makes us take yet another humanities class
>professor going on about the 6 gorillion jews and the holohoax, saying WW2 was entirely ideological conveniently leaving out the economic factors, trade restrictions imposed upon Germany and the restrictive policies and passive agression they faced from international (((bankers))) not to mention their involvement in the communist revolution of 1918 and puppeteering all attempts at one world government since the League of Nations
>must resist urge to unleash /pol/ powerlevel and tell them just what they want to hear

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>>39271445
>I learned a lot about fitness on /fit/.

>>39271533
Yeah you should try it fat fuck