Swimlet

>>39264859
Used to teach it to very young children and was also the skinniest lifeguard on the planet. You can learn to swim in one day.

>>39264871
Not if you have no limbs

>>39264859
i dont know how to swim either OP

>>39264996
I Iike a challenge.

Only niggers can't swim op

>>39264996
anyone with no limbs should be chucked into the ocean and either swim and survive or drown

>>39264859
I don't know how to swim, i can float tho.

>>39264996
then you just bob

I never learnt, I briefly knew how in school but was bad and forgot.

The trick is not to go near deep water.

>>39265156
yeah no shit you and the rest of humanity

>>39264859
Can't swim or ride a bike

Ororignla

>>39264859
Was so fat I was ashamed to learn when I was a child, desu it was kinda my parent's fault for not forcing me.
I'm not black

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>>39264859

Blackbot here, just looking at water makes me light headed.
Luckily my uni has swimming lessons, hopefully i can be able to swim and make new Friends.

>>39265205
i know everybody can, but not everybody knows how to do it.

story time faggits
>be me
>12
>can't swim
>my older brother and i go fishing
>we get on a boat
>i'm enjoing the view and have no idea whats going to happen
>he dumps me on an island in the middle of small lake and waited for me to get to him on that fucking boat
but i did it

>>39265252
You're just as bad as the fembots. What does being black have to do with swimming?

>>39265337
blacks are notorious for drowning kek

just tread water lads

I tried learning to swim but it didn't work out 'cause I'm black

>>39264859
Can only float and move slowly, can't swim.

Thoughout my childhood i took probably 4 different swim classes and i still cant swim. I dont like pools and beaches anyways.

>>39265337

Black people are bad at swimming.
Its only natural for one to join in the conversation

>>39265389
Yeah I took a class as a kid but forgot.