>In less than 12 hours I will officially be a 20 year old

>>39262859
Well you already missed out one teenage love. That chapter is over

>>39262859
just give up and focus on starting a war with muslims, maybe *HAVE A LAUGH AND A JOKE AND A CUP OF TEA* at a mosque while there is a large number of people there

>>39262859
I'm already a 20 year old virgin, I don't see what's the problem is though. there are way better things we are missing in life than filling some sluts holes.

>>39262859
i'm a 24 yo virgin
cry more you fucking faggot

>>39262859
23 yo reporting in
welcome to the club

>>39262859
im a good looking 26 year old virgin fuck off
being blessed with looking 20 is the only reason i haven't killed myself desu

I got laid a month and eleven days after my twentieth birthday. Don't eat her ass unless she let's you fuck it.

>>39262883
>teenage "love"
>lasting more than a couple of months
baka right now desu senpai

>>39263059
>performing any act on a woman that doesn't give you physical pleasure
Enjoy the cuck life

everything is downhill once you hit 19

>>39263000

I'm a 26 year old virgin. YOU cry more, you fucking faggot.

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Out of interest, how many of you are 20 year old virgins and are kissless?

>>39263167
Me (OP)

original

>>39263104
I follow my own advice, buddy. I'm not tonguing any girl's shitter no matter how hot or clean she is unless I get to pump her butt full of my love.

>>39262859
It could always be worse, anon
you could be a 21 year old virgin like me
tfw 22 in a few weeks

>>39263253
Aw dude end it kek

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>>39263167
23yr old kissless here

>>39262859
22 year old KHV, not better so far. Actually much worse since I failed out of uni.

>>39262859
Not kidding you, it's better to be a virgin than have some shitty memory about desperately losing your virginity a month before turning 20 to some Sweaty Betty like I did. She had poo nuggets clinging to her anus, a spare tire belly, 6/10 face and voice, and was on her period. She was a nice girl and had large, if too far apart titties, but I honestly would gladly switch places with you and waited until 25 to lost my virginity. It is not a badge of honor. Nobody cares or likes you better for not being a virgin. It's better to be a virgin. Warning: roasties WILL ruin your life once you do lose your virginity.

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>>39262859
just wait until you're a 30 year old virgin

>>39263127
I'm a 27 year old virgin turning 28 in October. Cry more, faggot.

>>39263388
Fuck off normie faggot. You can get a woman to allow you to fuck her. You have already done so. You are a motherfucking normie. So fuck off from this thread.

>>39263367
You guys make me feel better, I hope that means something.
>tfw the day after I turned 17 I kissed a girl
Don't let anyone lie to you, it's an amazing experience.

>>39263426
We're not a zoo for you to leer at, normie scum

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>>39263167
Me, became 20 in July. Still kissless, still virgin, but this summer I was drunk and I held hands with a girl (10 years older than me) for the first time.
I've never been so satisfied in my life up until now. I can finally die knowing at least I tried and I got something out of it. My efforts were not all in vain.

>>39263418
OP is a normie too faggot. He's only 20. That's not an indicator of any failure in life except that he's not Chad. Tell OP to fuck off and

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I lost my virginity at 20.

I honestly pity robots, I had a couple things go right and then rest was shit, most robots don't have anything addictions and shame.

>>39263459
It was holding hands, loser. Most people get that out of the way in grade school

>>39262859
my birthday was on the 12th. i'm a 34 kv neet

me irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxtzD54rM&feature=youtu.be&t=46s

>>39263443
It really makes me smirk, knowing you have never felt the feelings I have. Anyone who tries to deny that female company is good is lying.

>>39263426
And so here he is, the normie specimen, taking pleasure in a sick experiment, where he lies about his age and past experiences only to make other people feel bad. It matters not what he's done, his achievements or his political compass, for this is only a sadistic but short jerking session.
After that, nothingness. The void. Simply put, the normie feels nothing resembling remorse or pity, but simple annoyance or boredom.

>>39263074
It doesnt matter
He missed out on valuable experience that women expect a man to have.
He won't know how to kiss or talk to a girl in order to get laid.
If you stay in this phase until your 23 it's definitely not going to get better because inexperience will be seen as a massive red flag at that point

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>>39263485
In grade school the other kids would beat me up daily, punch me in the nuts and call me names, while the girls were simply put disgusted in me, even if I never did anything wrong to them. I was just less normal than them.
Getting this out of the system actually made me feel good, because for the first time I was with someone who didn't loathe me.
I know it's delusional, I know it's cringy and sad, but it's the little things that make me get up in the morning.

>>39263512
Yet as I flourish in my experiences, you waste away day after day. An endless cycle only leading to a deep abyss. Time to change is slipping through your fingers.

>>39263167
me next year

want it to get better

leave 4chan and never post here again

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>>39262859
>be me
>sit in house 12 hours a day on the internet
>never go outside and talk to people except at cash registers
>never go to events or has no hobby related to outside
>wonder why im still a virgin faglord with no friends no job

this is you OP, and me but still.

>>39263561
At the end of the day, every each one of us finds happiness in what they think they are good at.
If you need to depend on other people for your happiness, I'll gladly wish you good luck to keep working on it. One day you'll fuck up, and everybody will leave you alone. It's either early or late in life,so enjoy it while you can.

You better exercise keeping yourself content enough alone.

>>39262859
that's pathetic. but you still have a lot of chances. it's easier to find girls at bars

>>39263651
Literally why are you on this board? Do you think you're a robot?

>>39263824
>inquiring about purpose
>thinks he's a robot
gtfo normie.

i'm here because it's fun.

>>39262859
how can you spend 20 years on this world and not get 1 (one) girl
how is that possible

>ITT misery loves company

>>39263412
Wizard here. Cease your faggotry, kids.

>>39263631
>never go outside and talk to people except at cash registers
>not exclusively using the self checkout lane
Get with the times, normie

>>39264054
I'm a people person. Sue me

>>39263630
This but unironically.
In case there are actual 20 (or younger) year olds in this thread: leave this place at once, /r9k/ in particular. The last thing you want is this shithole poisoning your soul. This sorry site is not real life, don't take anything you read here seriously, except for this post I guess.
>inb4 triggered robots
You know this is true.

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>>39264099
Please come with me poster #39264099

I know a semi-famous Chad whos lost his virginity in his 20s