>happy meal >DOESNT make me happy after eating one

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>be 27
>order kid's meal
>tfw it doesn't make me a kid again after eating one
life is a cruel jester.

>>39261033
Did you see this on another thread anon?

Tell the truth now honey

>>39261033
the way it works is the meal is happy to be eaten

>>39261221
Yeah I have nothing to hide

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>havent been into mcdonalds in 10 years
>craving a big mac
>get big mac meal
>enjoy it
>10 min later feels like my stomach is full of pins
>feel like I am going to faint on the bus
>feels like someone booted my butt hole
>try to hold back the liquid poop
>have to use bus station rest room
>cry a little in pain
>takes ages to wipe becuase the poop is like porridge and oil
>miss next bus

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>order a happy meal at mcdrive
>woman at the counter is looking with full disgust at me as she hands it to me in my honda civic '89
>eat my happymeal at the parkinglot
>cant enjoy it anymore