Thank you for the coffee anon, you're so kind to me! But listen, why don't you ever have a girlfriend? I mean, ok, it's good to stay alone sometimes but ALWAYS? I mean everyone thinks you're gay! But you're not, are you?
>>39255185
Please bitch, you know yourself I just can't function about my coffee. I'm impossible I know but LOL I am who I am
>>39255207
>I just can't function about my coffee
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>>39255221
He told you he couldn't function.
>>39255254
about his coffee?
>>39255275
OK.
He can't function, right? Without his coffee. That's why he wrote it wrong. He wrote "about his coffee" instead of "without his coffee". It's a joke.
>>39255319
that's not realIy funny
>>39255340
YOU'RE NOT REALLY FUNNY
>>39255460
I can be, with the right material and an audience of non-retards
>>39255185
What's with all these shitskin filenames?
>>39255518
it reads reply or your mom will die basically. translate mate, try it.
>>39255185
>I mean everyone thinks you're gay! But you're not, are you?
ahahhahah
>I mean everyone thinks you're gay! But you're not, are you? I mean, ok, it's good to stay alone sometimes but ALWAYS?
i dont really look for a girlfriend, i just dont like the dating culture, dont think i could ever get what i want from a relationship so its just better to stay alone
this is unironically how id respond in that irl situation