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Ideal bf threads are always shit, ideal gf threads are top tier.

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Ideal bf threads are always shit, ideal gf threads are top tier.
So robots, post about your ideal gf

> Her age
> Her height, build,general looks
> Her ethnicity and location
> Her hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a gf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
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>breathing
I make 100k a year I just want someone to touch me. I am 6'3 200 lbs and I work out. Jesus Christ I am so alone please talk to em.
Discord: meethemeat#7644
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>>39252948
just hire an original prostitute
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> her age
Legal

> Her height, build,general looks
Short asian girl would be best but i could love anyone

> Her ethnicity and location
Asian anywhere
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya animus mosic
> Why do you want a gf
Im fine with a friend honestly
> What could you offer
Completely dedication and time
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Just be loving honestly supportive
> Deal breakers
Cheater
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

Im a spic that loves animu vidyas mosic of all kinds im incredibly open to anything im in cali
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>>39252948
Let me tell you something. A woman won't make you feel content. She won't give you fulfillment. She won't remove the suffering you feel out of loneliness. In fact she'll probably add to it. The idea of a girlfriend that is in your head right now is an idealization that doesn't have basis in objective reality. It's an illusion. A dream. And you're confusing that for reality.
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>age
idc too much, just not more than 5 years older than me
>height
5'-5'7
>Ethnicity
White or Asian
>Hobbies/interest
Vidya, Anime, Music, Computers
>Why do you want a gf?
Have someone to talk to/cuddle with
>What could you offer
Not too bad looking, 6'2", Blonde hair, 6/10 or 7/10, can give attention and take care of her needs
>Most important trait
Some intelligence, I want to be able to make good conversation
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>>39252904
tfw already dating my ideal gf
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>her age
16-22 (I'm 18)
>her height, build, general looks
Under 5'7 and generally not fat
> Her ethnicity and location
White and preferably from the UK. I love British girls.
> Her hobbies/interests
Has to be into vidya at least slightly, and nothing else really matters as long as we get along.
> Why do you want a gf
Emotional support, and cause I want someone to spoil.
> What could you offer
Not much atm but my life is on the right track for me to end up /fit/ with a six figure job in a couple of years.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Thing: her virginity
Trait: not nag or lie, generally be nice
> Deal breakers
Being a bitch, not being reliable or trustworthy.
And obesity
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>tfw no ones gonna bother replying
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>>39253145
Why did you enter this thread then?
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>>39253027
go home you degenerate
just because you hate women doesn't mean you have to ruin everything around you
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>>39252904
>Her age
18-22
>Her height, build,general looks
Any height, Healthy and fit
>Her ethnicity and location
White and in the united states, as I plan to move there for work
>Her hobbies/interests
Anything scientific, space and engineering being terrific, but not critical, would adore a gym buddy
>Why do you want a gf
Someone to care for, to care for me, and to give me a swift kick in the ass if I start becoming a lazy shit
>What could you offer
Wealth, children and eternal love
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Intelligence and Loyalty
>Deal breakers
Disloyalty
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
White aerospace engineer business aspirant in canada, that's all I'll give on this minefield of a site
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>>39253026
I'm asian but 5'6". Is that short enough?
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>age
18-23

>height, build, & looks
5'8" or shorter
not muscular or fat (a little chub is fine)

>ethnicity & location
don't care about ethnicity
preferably in the US if not near me

>hobbies/interests
animemes & vigya (the weeb combo). I play magic so it'd be cool if she'd play with me (not a necessity). Enjoys food.

>Why I want a gf
sadboi who wants someone to be intimate with

>what can I offer
I can kind of cook (still learning, though following a recipe isn't too hard for me).
my meme collection :^)

>Most important trait(s)
being faithful & loyal

>deal breakers
drugs including alcohol & cigarettes, tattoos, piercings (though naval piercings are okay in my book), the "tolerant liberal" type, the "I'm a bitch & I know it" type, gold digger

>rundown
20yo white man. Attending college for Comp Sci. am weeb. Friends call me a living shitpost. Trying to get back into biking.
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>>39253375
forgot to mention I'm in Southern Commiefornia near LA
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>>39253150
This is me but I am from Canada and I don't have my virginity. :(
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>>39253375
>Living shitpost
Yes exactly what every woman wants.
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>>39252904
> Her age
19, soon to be 20
> Her height, build,general looks
a bit shorter than me, so her head can reast above my chest and if I were to tilt my head, I could lay my head on top of hers; slim, but defined butt and breasts; fit and healthy, she takes care of herself
> Her ethnicity and location
russian/norwegian; preferably where I live
> Her hobbies/interests
generally being healthy as an interest; loves animals, especially dogs; studies advanced medicines
> Why do you want a gf
I want somebody on my side to explore the world and cuddle with, also for sex
> What could you offer
nothing, that`s why I don`t have said gf
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
be happy and supportive of what I aim for in life
> Deal breakers
has some genetic or spreadable disease; is moodie and not up for anything; thin hair; smoker; edgy wannabe gangster girl
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21; caucasian; europe; aviation, economy, cars, photography, being outside
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>>39253394
who'd you lose it to, and where in canada
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>>39253408
if you can't handle the memes, out
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>>39253426
Ex boyfriend, Alberta.
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>>39253426
the desperation is palpable
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>>39253394
Ignore the virgin chasers. I'm not an insecure beta so I don't care about your virginity.
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>>39253487
>wanting specific information efficiently is desperation
I wasn't even the guy she responded to, I'm just a nosey bastard
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>>39253501
>using beta unironically
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>>39253361
Yes it is! Im 6' myself! Do you wanna get in contact?
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>>39253501
I feel really bad that I lost it and sometimes I wish I could go back. I think about it constantly and it makes me feel like shit that I'm no longer pure.
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>tfw none of these are remotely like me
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>>39253361
>buying into some weeaboo`s yellow fever fantasy
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>>39253558
Its a lot less bad that you lost it to your bf than some random dude, but you're right in that you're not pure anymore.
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>>39252948
your discord isn't working :c

I'd really like to add you though! you seem perfect c:
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>>39252904
>18-28
>4'8-5'8, idc, don't be a slob
>any/america
>Ideally someone that liked gardening, cooking, germanic folklore, and psychedelics
>I don't really. I'm far too mentally unstable to handle a relationship. I'm posting about my ideal gf, if i found a real GF id probably blow it with my shitty possessiveness or general degeneracy
>I dunno really. She could smoke my weed if she lived close enough?
>loyalty
>infidelity

>20 year old half gay faggot in the southwestern US that spends his day listening to Ebooks, getting high, and playing vidya. White.
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>>39253629
I guess so. I really did love him and thought we would be together forever. But that's how it goes usually.
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>tfw they all only care about anime and want Asian or eastern european girls
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>>39253544
sure, do you wanna post a throwaway email or discord?
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>>39253669
Squigernog#1191
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>>39253625
nice inormie watermark
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>>39253375
you sound very compatible.

too bad i have a few of your deal breakers kek
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>>39253651
That's nothing to feel guilty about at least.
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>doesnt have to be 10/10
>can be chubby.
>wants to share interests.
>affectionate.
>girly.
>6/10 range as i'm one myself.
>likes to learn things.

pic quite related.
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>>39253759
im chubby ;w;
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>17-20
>Ideal would be 5'3 and smol w but anything under 5'7 is fine honestly. Bonus if she works out and has a nice ass in her smol body
>white, european
>Don't really care that much about what hobby she has, as long is isn't horseback riding, an unhealthy amount of anime and vidya and cosplay
>Just want some company, and someone I can talk to about anything
>Have lots of friends and Im outgoing, also fit. Will care for her with passion
>Caring, loyalty
>dealbreakers: see above at hobby's. Also don't be fat
>About me: 20 y/o, 5'7/170cm, white, belgian, love fitness, going out and video games
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>>39253712
I'm sorry :'( What are we talking, tho. I'm sure I can be a little lenient on certain things.
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>18-22
>thinn, height doesn't matter as long as she's 6' or shorter
>white, anywhere in the world
>outdoors, hunting, classical music
>i'm lonely and need someone to rely on socially
>literally nothing other than money and bad companionship
>must love me and not consider my crippling social anxiety a dealbreaker
>see above
>I'm 19 and i literally don't know how to talk to people. I never learned and I'm extremely shy.
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>>39253704
> Her age
18-24, can go above.

> Her height, build,general looks
nothing over 5'7. If she takes care of herself im not too picky. Have a bit of a thing for chubs, but not ham-galaxies

> Her ethnicity and location
'Murica. No muslims.

> Her hobbies/interests
Japanese cartoons and video games that resemble said japanese cartoons. Bonus if she's a heavy drinker.


> Why do you want a gf
Crippling loneliness and boredom got to me

> What could you offer
Ill let u gameshare my PSN collection

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Wont get on my ass about smoking/drinking/infrequent drug use

> Deal breakers
Infidelity, anyone who's too straight-edge, normies

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

20. White as fuck, T H I C Cboi but tryna lose the weight. 'Murica. Love weebshit and almost all kinds of music.
Discord is
MyLoveForYouIsLikeATruck#1443
Open to making regular ass friends here too. Animu-watching pals would be litty
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>>39253769
but are you a female? (female)
where in the world do you live?
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>>39253797
Pic related a girl i find cute (I like her videos too)
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>Her age
I'm 23, so maybe at most 2 years older, or two years younger

>Her height, build, general looks
Not taller than me, I'm 6' even. She can be as tall, but hopefully not taller. Don't really care about looks too much. I appreciate bigger girls, so I don't mind a little chub, but its not a must.

>Her ethnicity and location
Don't really care too much about that either.

>Her hobbies/interests
Hopefully some stuff that overlap with mine, but every person is different.

>Why do you want a gf
I don't really want a gf per say, but a female companion or good female friend would be appreciated. I have never had one before.

>What can I offer
Intelligence, dark humor, I can keep a conversation going, I can talk a little about a lot of stuff, I'm a decent cook, I have a car and a full time job (even though it is working nights), I have a small knowledge of basic tools and how to use them, and I'm open to trying or learning new things.

>What is the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
I'm tired of fakery. I hate people who are not genuine and honest with you upfront. I want to meet a woman who is honest with me, has a genuine personality, and really cares.

>Deal breakers
I'm not too keen on clingy attention hogging people. I need my personal time and personal space. While I don't mind spending time with others, if I have to devote 100% of my attention to you all the time, its a no-go.

>Rundown on myself
23, hispanic with white(r) skin, SoCal, history, current events, vidya, muzaks, and other odd little hobbies I don't really want to divulge over the net.
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>>39253807
p. good taste, anon
pro: chokers
con: tits too big
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>age
18-26

>height, build, & looks
Don't care about height, I'm 6'4" so only a fucking amazon would be too tall

Looks-wise, not obese, not anorexic; takes decent care of herself

>ethnicity & location
Any ethnicity, preferably somewhere in Europe as well

>hobbies/interests
Internet-related shit so we can relate, enjoys cooking as much as I do or maybe baking

>Why I want a gf
Because even autists need warmth and intimacy

>what can I offer
I'm an excellent cook, actually p good looking, in shape, got prospects beyond being a perpetual NEET

>Most important trait(s)
loyal, caring, sweet

>deal breakers
Excessive alcohol/tobacco/drugs, /pol/ or tumblr-tier political views, narcissism

>rundown
23-year-old white man, studying artificial intelligence in Nijmegen. Enjoy the vidya, tabletop, great cook, occasionally do more manly shit like lumberjack, actually go outside, but also (diagnosed and all) autistic and lonely
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>>39253832
>Well what are you into
Books, mostly, films, but arthouse ones. Video games (I guess I tick that box). History. Muay Thai, Martial arts in general, hiking.
Everyone here wants girls into "girly" things or anime.
they also mostly want asians.
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>>39253885
I'm the guy you replied to btw
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>>39253871
I don't think they are too big, though i prefer chestlets
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>>39253906
you're on a site with a bunch of man children, of course guys want grils into anime
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>>39253906
I think most robots that want asians do so because of the anime/femininity memes, anon. I've never found them very attractive myself

Also, re: history, what kind of period have you tended to study the most?
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>>39253906

>History, Muay Thai, Martial arts

Discord?
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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter than me and just not fat. I prefer girls with brown hair & light eyes.
> Her ethnicity and location
White, bonus points if you live in Europe
> Her hobbies/interests
I don't mind, preferably we'd share some so we could do them together like vidya or travelling
> Why do you want a gf
Companionship, someone to be close too
> What could you offer
Companionship, emotional support, sex, friendship
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Honesty & loyalty
> Deal breakers
Drug user, tattoos, dishonesty, sjw
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, 6', white, UK, history, science, getting /fit/
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>>39253885
leafhouse#0717
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>>39253957
Classical Greece/ Mediterranean and Mesopotamia, Mongolian empire, and generally European history post enlightenment.
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> Her age
Mid 20's give or take
> Her height, build,general looks
Just not too short, prefer gals more on the chubby side.
> Her ethnicity and location
Ideally not too far, not too stressed about the rest.
> Her hobbies/interests
Preferably they're more down to earth, I'm not very extroverted but I still want to be supportive of them.
> Why do you want a gf
In so many words I'd like to eventually find someone I could call a partner in life.
> What could you offer
Stability, a sounding board, and I'd consider myself an above average cook.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Some form of plan, what they want to do with their life.
> Deal breakers
Unfaithful, communist, dishonest.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25M & white, from the Pacific NW. I'd consider myself an unholy amalgamation of /diy/ and /tg/.
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I just want a gf to lose weight together with, weebshit is a plus and so is art shit
I am gluttony in given form
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>NOTE: I'm not looking to jump into an instant relationship (those never work). I want to talk and start to get to know each other first.

>18+, 19 would be best age. NO UNDERAGE.
>Biological Female
>Physique does not matter at all to me but I'm most attracted to thicc, I have a straight up bbw fetish too. Pale Skin and Dark hair are also a nice bonus. I see the appeal of all heights.
>History, Videogames, Grand Strategy games would be nice too (if those girls even exist...). Scifi is nice, and it would be cool if we could watch Anime together. When we meetup maybe we can build Lego together too
>I want the companionship and love that a gf can provide.
>I'm very clingy/loving and if we have common interests I love having discussions and engaging in activities
>the most important trait is common interests, followed by honesty.
>She MUST be a real Virgin (0 sexual experiences), preferably kissless
>She musn't lie or decieve; Honesty is imperitive.
>No BPD
>No Bipolar
>No Anti-Social PD (No Socio/Psychopaths)
>No history of torturing small animals (see above)
>No Trannies


>I'm 19/Male/White
>Kissless Virgin, I want 1 lifelong partner/lover.
>5'7 (170cm), ~120lbs (~54.5kg)
>light brown/dirty blonde hair, kind of a bad hairline that I've had my whole life. Sometimes I cover it up with a longer hairstyle but I will never have a "good" hairstyle desu.
>Hazel/Greyish/Blueish eyes idk
>shit vision so I wear super strong glasses. I have circular wireframe glasses.
>Been told I look like John Lenon and Harry Potter before if you want kind of an idea.
>Deeply interested in History. I like Videogames, especially grant strats. I like scifi sometimes. I like to collect some odd items here and there. I enjoy some mostly entry level Anime.
>Located in Massachusetts, idgaf where you are if you fit what I want
>NEET, In the process of trying to go through the state to change that.

Discord:
Ryan#2074

pls give a (you) if you add my discord so I know to check thanks
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>age
around my age, but i don't really mind older.
>height
short! it's cute af
>build
idk i can appreciate thicker girls and skinny ones it's not that important to me. just don't be super obese.
>general looks
i'd rather date someone who fits into the category of "cute" or "pretty" rather than "sexy"
>ethnicity
pale skin is really attractive to me, asian girls too
>location
near me i'd hope. northern california
>hobbies/interests
i'd like if she shared some of my interests, stuff like listening to weird/obscure/foreign music, watching (good) anime, playing arcade and pc games, but i don't need to date a clone of myself, that's kinda what i have friends for
>what could i offer
aside from the obvious "hurrdurr i'll be nice to u and give you hugs and cuddles and dick" i've got decently wealthy parents so i'm pretty financially secure despite not working. i also have a bit of an interest in cooking and doing general housewife-y stuff, which sounds mad gay when i put it on paper like that. i wouldn't mind being a house husband to a working woman.
>most important trait
not being hella confrontational. what i mean by that is like constantly looking to turn things into a fight, or letting resentment grow. generally speaking, you should be happy to see your SO and time spent with them should be positive
>deal breakers
uh i guess if you can't put up with any of my hobbies that'd be one
cheating, too. the betrayal of trust involved, more than anything else.
>me
21 year old white male, blue-ish eyes, short brown hair
6'0" tall, ~200 lbs, a little bit of flab here and there but pretty average body (and i'm actively working on it)
i'm in northern california, bay area specifically.
my interests were already mentioned a bit up there, but i'm really into music, especially more weird/obscure stuff, as well as arcade games and pc games (read: rhythm games, fighting games, shmups, fps) thats not all i play/listen to though

email me if interested!

[email protected]
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>>39254011
if i lose enough weight would you want a bf who sometimes crossdresses?
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>>39253985
Ok, anyone with historic interest beyond 'lol knights, pirates too' I gotta keep speaking to, do you have a burner email or discord?
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>>39253792
haha probably not. don't feel bad though, everyone has their own tastes

smoke weed, couple of tattoos, liberal (but don't really give a fuck about politics)
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>>39254043
I'm sorry anon, I can't swing that way
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>>39254071
>>39253792
I'm gonna be honest, those deal breakers were pretty solid. There are 2 kinds of fembots, the shy introvert kind and degenerate mentally ill kind.
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>>39253963
Sent you a request, ApoQais#4806
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>>39254100
>alcohol dealbreaker

whew
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>What could you offer
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>>39252904
> Her age
> Her height, build,general looks
> Her ethnicity and location
> Her hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a gf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.


breathing is enough for me
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>Age
In the 18-23 range.
>Height
Between 4'11 and 5'9, approximately.
>build
Not overweight. This is probably the most important.
>general looks
As long as she's not ugly, has no tattoos/piercings/that kind of shit I'm fine with most things.
Good hygiene is important but I don't mind acne.
>hobbies/interests
Anything along the lines of literature, philosophy, history, science, film, weebshit, computers, doing nothing, and nightwalks. I don't play vidya but I don't dislike it.
>Why do you want a gf
To have someone to give affection to and to talk to about interesting things.
>What could you offer
See quick rundown.
>most important thing/trait
Honesty, loyalty and being down to earth.
>Deal breakers
Drama queen, unfaithful, sjw, promiscuity.
>Quick rundown
I'm 18, soon to be 19, white and average looking. My face isn't bad (brown hair and eyes), I have good hygiene, I dress well, I'm 5'10/178cm and 70kg.
I'm in France, going to college in a few months for computer science.
I'm very introverted, my meme indicator is INTP, and I'm kind of awkward but I'm not a complete autist either. I'm not a complicated person and I'm generally easy-going.

Gimme a (you) and we can talk by e-mail if you're interested. I don't have discord or social media.
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>>39254107
I don't have it as a deal breaker but I understand why it is one for some. Too many people are incapable of drinking in moderation.
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>>39254011
fatbot, let's lose weight together
do you have a throw away??
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I cba to fill this shit out but a girl wholl eat my ass would be pretty dank.
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>>39254107
I'm not the original guy, but drinking a lot is definitely a deal breaker. Not in 1000 years would I want to be with an alcoholic.
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im rethinking now and well, she doesnt have to breath really
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>>39253375
Now that I've realized I've been a bit harsh on a deal breaker, I'm changing alcohol to heavy alcohol consumption.
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>>39254071
Sounds a lot like me desu. Politics outside of legalizing weed are a huge meme for me. Still kinda pissed that Bernie lost bc I know he'd be pretty sweet to us NEETs
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> Her age
20-23
> Her height, build,general looks
Anything between 5' and 5'6
> Her ethnicity and location
White, preferably from Aus but could do ed8/ldr
> Her hobbies/interests
Writing, philosophy and a little bit of gaming
> Why do you want a gf
Lonely lol
> What could you offer
Warm, genuine and protective
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
The quiet/shy kind of cute and a respect for intellect
> Deal breakers
Trashy personality
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22 y/o, white, from australia. I like music, writing, watching sunsets, occasional game and recently started watching (and enjoying) anime
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>Dealing at a casino
>The cutest tomboy ever is at my table
>Asian, short hair, leather jacket, voice is amazing. Completely androgynous.
>Lights up a cigarette
>I'm in love
>Only flirting I can muster is calling her name beautiful after asking for it
>She smiles and starts tipping
>Table closes
>She goes
>I was a pussy bitch the entire time

I ask for the smoking section every single shift hoping to see her again.
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>>39254137
[email protected]
A warning beforehand: I'm dangerously autistic.
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>>39253943
>>39253957
What about the meme that's repeated on /r9k/ hourly about how men are attracted to everything and have incredibly varied taste whereas women want the same Chad?
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> Her age
35-45
> Her height, build,general looks
Taller than me, chubby
> Her ethnicity and location
don't care
> Her hobbies/interests
Mommy fetish
> Why do you want a gf
I want mommy
> What could you offer
You can be my mommy
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Mommy fetish
> Deal breakers
No mommy fetish
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19yo, white, mommy fetish

I JUST WANT A MOMMY THAT WOULD JERK ME OFF WHILE TELLING ME HOW IM A GOOD BOY AND THEN BREASTFEED ME
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK GOD?
>>
>> 20+
>> 180cm giantess, ginger with freckles
>> white or asian(black hair then)
>> sex, vidya, science, anime, mechanical puzzles
>> lonely desu
>> brains, dedication, mild good looks, thick dick
>> not want to have little critters, ever. Be smart.
>> Deal breakers - Serious mental issues, super short, not being born female, SJW
>> 24, white, Israel (3rd world shithole which i hate), books, vidya, anime, science, computers, females

>>Please contact me - [email protected]
>>
>>39254311
Nice fetish, but you're not going to have much luck on /r9k/
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>>39254372
where will you have luck with such fetish? 99.9% of women are passive and want to be dominated
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>>39254441
There are a lot of chubby mommy doms on fetlife, aged 30+, as well as women with the cougar/cub fetish, who usually turn out to have atleast an interest in some kind of femdom. They prefer younger in shape guys, so if you want it to happen I'd try and build some muscle + lose weight
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