>my boss's boss wants to meet with me tomorrow >I

>>39248096
Better clean out and lube up, son.

You're getting fired obviously! What did you anon?

>>39248167
I don't think I did anything wrong. I come to work on time and do what's asked of me.

>>39248096
Bring knee pads and breath mints

>>39248185
maybe you're getting promoted then?

>>39248217
No, I don't really have the kind of job where you get promoted. The best I can hope for is a raise, but that's pretty unlikely.

just a fake meeting where they make empty gestures, 'u matter goyim' type stuff. common.

>>39248240
Then you better prepare your anus.

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>>39248167
>>39248185
It depends on what sort of job, but in general, you're fucked. Start packing.

>>39248096
Old fag here 33, sounds like you are going to get let go. Rare but you could get a raise or promotion but sounds like you are getting the "talk"

Be prepared for murder/suicide if they shitcan you

Please keep us updated afterwards, opie.

When you walk into the office and make the handshake, quickly drag his hand down to your junk.

>>39248579
Ya I didnt want to bring this up to OP but this might be a good idea.

>>39248096
>>39248579
This but, I would do this very slow.. and do not break eye contact from him.. its very crucial you look him in the eyes and not break contact.

In general, you know if youre a great company man and if youre a shitty employee. Only OP knows this

>>39248240
Do not listen to the shitposters
You're probably getting a promotion or a transfer to another department, cause if you were being fired, your regular boss would tell you, not the higher up

>>39248096
nothing to worry about, unless you really, really fucked up something.

your boss, in the other hand, should be scared. don't let him intimidate you before the meeting.