Let us play the Bingo Chad game!

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>fucked a girl with a boyfriend
If i count yes (^:
>fucked a girl someone else was in love with
maybe, i've had 2 girlfriends (met both on 4chan) they had some orbiters here and there, but no idea if any of them were actually in love with her

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>tfw I've literally not done a SINGLE one of these things

Well boys, time to end it.

>>39240679
You're not supposed to. It's Chado. If there is anything on the list that you've done then your next move should be getting the fuck out of /r9k/.

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I'm still a robot though, I promise.

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>>39240519
>don't fall under any of these
if you had 2 or more, you need to leave.
if you have anything other than MAYBE the trap and attending orgy one, you don't belong here.

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>>39240519
No bingo unfortunately.

>>39240777
Anon you do know that people change right? What happened in their past can be radically different than what is happening to them now.

>>39240519
Is fucking a lot of women what you think chad is? Kind of sad

If you get even one of those boxes youre not a robot

>>39240842
>rejected a female
>virgin
Good work, anon. Hope it helps you sleep at night.

>>39240519
>rejected a girl
phew lads, at least I'm on the board

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Well this looks like goodbye

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>>39240519
Does this makes me a normie? :(

>>39240927
it was a fat roastie I regret nothing

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>>39240519
I'll leave soon

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WOW LADS.

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>>39240519
fuck am i a normie
i havent gone outside in like 9 months this test is retarded

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>>39240635
>>39240776
>>39240789
>>39241020
>>39241120
GTFO R9K YOU NORMIES
this is my scoreboard, plenty of red so there isn't

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>>39241935
I meant this pic, kek saved the wrong template

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>this thread

Holy fuck I hope you guys are joking

What counts as a "complete stranger"? Like what is the limit on timeframe between meeting them and fucking them that what would qualify?

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>>39240519
Why does everything revolve around somebody putting their penis in smelly roasties?

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>>39240519
Another day of not being chad feels good.

Have never done any of those and I'm sure I never will.

>>39240519
Not much to do here...

>>39240519
I rejected a girl once, because she was the best friend of my oneitis.

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>have had a girlfriend
>even rejected a girl
>STILL a virgin
Oh wow haha

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am i chaddo-san?

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That's about it. No idea if someone loved her or if she had a bf or a husband. Also wtf is with a trap question? OP is a legit faggot.

>>39242283
> Also wtf is with a trap question? OP is a legit faggot.

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Trying so hard to normalize the faggotry.

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>tfw no bingo
inb4 reeeeee

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>Rejected a female
She'd dated my two best friends at the time and it didn't work out well with either one. I was smart enough to avoid that.

>Have had a girlfriend
First one cheated on me a lot. Second one just didn't care at all about me. I've never been on a date despite being in two relationships.

Both of these things happened in high school.

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maybe if I was /degenerate/, but I dont cheat

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>>39240519
Let the irrational hatred commence

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>>39240679
Same

tfw I know one guy from my class who's done all of them, including my oneitis.

It actually is an interesting experience seeing it all go down in person.

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How is it a Chad thing to fuck a "trap" (man in a dress)? Only slovenly omegas see them as anything other than disgusting.

>>39242747
Also, orgies are mostly populated by old ass swingers, sometimes some gross drugged-up hippies do it too but Chad usually stays away from orgies, never seen an attractive, successful guy go to or talk about an orgy.

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Howd i do?

How is any of this related to being a "chad?"

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>>39240519
still didn't get a chado

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All of these come from one experience. Yellow are ones that maybe count.

>>39240519
I got two and I'm a virgin so you can probably guess which two.

>>39241278
You wont be missed faggot

>>39242805
Chad and Stacy's cool "house parties" are mostly covers for orgies

>>39242885
ps. am i a normie yet?

>>39242665

It's not irrational by any stretch. You're a complete and utter normalfag who got lost on his way to /soc/.

>>39242951
It's different though, most of those result in people getting paired off and going into different rooms to fuck. Sometimes there's a 3-way if people get really high/drunk. But they do not meet up with the purpose to partake in a big fuck-frenzy with everyone in the same bed. Never heard of such a thing except old wrinkly swingers.

>>39240519
If you have even 1 of these you need to leave this board and never return

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This is a pretty silly bingo game. Whoever made it does not have a good idea of what a Chad is.

>>39242993
Oh sweet, innocent, ignorant anon, if only you knew how wrong you actually are.

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>>39240519
TIL I'm a Chad.

No girl has ever even liked me


REEEEEEEE

>>39243130
Gtfo NORP

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Seriously if you fucked more than two women without paying fuck off

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Sex is a fucking meme

Absolutely nothing. Fucked for life.

>>39243272
my bingo is the same as this anon, she was just really gross

>>39243259
What's a NORP?

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> tfw still want to die
> tfw still like 5/10 on a good day
> tfw coworker that looks like sid the sloth and smells like shit has probably had more sex than you

>>39243678
Same. She was a manipulative Stacy who kept saying I'd never get laid and she was my only chance

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>>39240519
Rejected several girls in HS because I'm too autistic to date and have really weird fetishes

To all the guys on this board who can actually put red on this test, how do you do it? I legitimately don't understand how people meet and have sex with each other. The concept blows my mind.

>>39244104
You talk to women and ask them out on dates, spend time with them, get to know each other, and instigate physical contact.

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I guess I'm a bit chaddish

I rejected a psycho girl I guess but that's about it

does Cybering count for anything?

>>39240519
Fuck off. Chadness isn't about fucking only. It's about a state of mind, a demeanor. A Chad is confident, hopeful, successful, and handsome (potentially ripped too). It's about never feeling down, never taking shit from anyone.

That is all the things that we fail at
Make another fucking sudoku anon

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>>39244302
GET OUT GET OYUT GETOU TY NOMIREINORMIENORMIENORMIEMNORNMOMEIMRNIEORME RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERERERERERERERREEEEEREREREREREREREREEEE EEEEREREREREERERERRERERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>39243089

I would love to hear your explanation as to how you're NOT a complete normie.

>>39240519
>has never had sex
>don't qualify for any of these

heh

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literally all prostitutes, though

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>>39240519
Wow, it looks like I'm not really a chad. Damn guys, haha :$

>>39240519
>tfw lots of check marx on this chart
>tfw the most important one (taking a girl's virginity) will forever be unchecked
just fuck my life up pham

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I filled in the grid assuming hookers don't count.

If hookers count then I've got a lot more.

26 year old KHV in the UK, but I've fucked non-hooker girls in Thailand. And a lot of hookers in both the UK and Thailand, and various other places.

>>39245055

Oh, I've taken a girls virginity as well, forgot that one. Still no Chad tho. White girls will forever be out of my league :(

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>>39240519
I still view myself as a loathsome robot.

>>39244957
>creampied a whore
y tho?

>>39244972
>under a 100lbs
>under 20
r u pedo?

>>39245055
Hookers count anon, you can be rejected by hookers.
Trust me.

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ITT: manwhores

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>>39245241

In that case, here's my new grid...

>>39240519
Neat. I've had a GF and top left applies if you count rejecting women by being ignorant of their interest.
Horrifying to think how different things might have been if I was more aware and confident in high school and never got a WoW account.
All those Christian schools should stop giving abstinence lessons and just hand out WoW accounts with all the expansions if they're truly determined to stop people from fucking.

>>39245322
>All those Christian schools should stop giving abstinence lessons and just hand out WoW accounts with all the expansions if they're truly determined to stop people from fucking.

Don't forget Minecraft and D&D rulebooks

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>tfw none

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>>39240519
>zero spaces

>>39243024
Have you ever seen a "blowbang" porn video? There's shit similar to that where a really slutty chick sucks off multiple guys at once usually football teams and the like

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>>39240519
why are all of these sex related

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Kill yourselves, you normie pricks that think sex is everything.

I reject girls on the daily because all they want is my dick

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>rejecting a girl earns me a Chadpoint even though it was because I immediately sperged out
Heh

>>39240822
>failed normie=/=robot
this should be obvious

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come to mexico, women here aren't as pretentious as gringas :)

>>39245207
why not?

yes, stds, but transmission rates are low if the two people aren't clearly showing signs of an std. assuming you do it with someone you've known for a while and who seems relatively clean, you got have almost nothing to worry about.

and no whore will ever track you down if you get her pregnant. period.

>>39240776
Fucked a black girl? Beastiality is not alpha

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>>39240519
Go to hell roasties I'm not interested

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>>39240519
sado

it was a fat clingy BPD girl I had no choice

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6 squares off of one girl, decent.

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>lots of bingos with a lot of red on them
You guys are joking right? RIGHT?!

>>39240519
does an indian girl count as asian

>>39246624
Yes. India is in Asia.

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One I may have liked but she wanted kids. Two others were loud single mothers.

>>39246624
Opinions vary but yes technically Asian.

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>>39240519
You can tell this stupid chart was made by a robot. No one wants to fuck fags dressed as girls

>>39246788
Ha ha yeah totally ha ha ha ha

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super oregano text bullshit cumgoblin turds

>>39246893
So you just stood in the corner and jerked off?

>>39246903
i served drinks but it still fuckin counts you negro

>>39246916
thats even more pathetic than being a virgin
xxxxxx

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>>39240519
Not a chad at all, but figured would post. Also, why does this have the "trap" bullshit. Fucking gay

>>39246916
Yeah, it doesn't. You didn't attend an orgy, you just worked at one.

>>39247022
faggot define attend

yeah retard i did attend an orgy stfu you faggot

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>>39240519

I have been monogamous my entire sex life, within a traditional slavic marriage.

One way for Poland to defeat Russia, is for us to import their women.

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the orgy was weird because it was a "non consentual consent party" where my girlfriend went to dominate girls (they ended up all being fat basically) I just went as a "volunteer" to help clean and like prepare food and shit. it was weird. and the married woman I fucked they were/are poly. I don't recommend getting involved with fetish/blah blah shit. It's way more trouble than it's worth and I think I did most of this stuff because of my trauma of being a former virgin who thought they'd be one forever.

>>39247045
>hey guise I totally attended a sickkkk party tonight
>the one you delivered those pizzas to?
>yeah, it was awesome

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Rate me fellow robots, can I be accepted?

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>>39240519
Damn. Thought for sure I was chad enough to get a Chado. Worse part is I definitely could have fucked a woman over 30 that was a 7+.

Some of these are pretty fuckin chad.

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Let me help you, bros. We can pick up girls together, then eventually settle down with a nice girl who you'll have kids with and never divorce.

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>>39240519
Degeneracy is the name of the game...

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>>39240519
I feel like scum

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>>39240519
I fucked one fat white 19 year old girl on the beach once about a year ago and that's the only time my dick has touched a female

I will never return to /r9k/.

Fuck you normies

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Super chad in the building

>>39248483
And nothing of value was lost. See you tomorrow anon

i feel a chad created this thread to make us feel better because we all get one chad point for rejecting a girl

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Fuck this made me realise how boring my life has been so far

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>>39240519
0 of these apply to me

The ones I crossed with red are only if mouth fucking counts

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>>39248814
forgot picture thanks to shitty internet

>>39248836
Just curios anon, were the ones crossed in red from just one 'event' or multiple?

>>39248955
Yes and no
There's there's this forest park in my neighbourhood I take girls to when I meet them, and asian girls are really submissive and there's a lot in my neighbourhood (I live in an asian majority neighbourhood in Canada) so I've had a lot of luck there

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>>39240519

Didn't lose my virginity till I was 20. I'm 21 now, and have fucked 6 girls since then.

It's not all hopeless.

>>39249032
Good work. Where I live in the UK there are very few Asians so it sounds like i'm missing out there.

>>39249090
I've found white girls and most girls to be usually very stubborn and rebellious ''I'm not following you I don't even know you'', ''I'm not sucking your dick we just met'', ''hey stop groping me I don't even know you'' ect.
Asian girls on the other hand are so meek and respond really well to authority
''that's fine if you have a boyfriend, just give me your number so we can hang out sometime'' (in a commanding tone)
''o-kay''

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Do I get an A for effort?

Also for Christ sake you fucking normies what the fuck are you doing here. Does anyone know a place for incels that isn't fucking loaded with non-virgins? Fuck this board.

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>>39240519
i slammed ass in high school. no idea what happened after

>>39244814
Because dude, I have always been robotic pretty much my whole life. The 2 (two) times I had sex was with someone who was basically a friend. She initiated it, and probably did it out of boredom, or pity. Other than those chance encounters I am extremely robotic. I would say I flounder in social situations but I never have them. I can barely fake my way through even the most innocuous situations sometimes. My upbringing made me very introverted and I have never tended toward normie things. Call me robot, cyborg, failed normie, whatever. But I don't really consider myself a normie.

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in mid 2012 i was a devout OG brony and khv. attended bronycon multiple times.

suffice it to say I changed my ways

all of this was in the past 5 years

we're all gonna make it

>>39240519
take that Cute Trap bullshit off of there, no self respecting chad would ever engage in such nonsense

>>39242885
its just Jew programming to get you to fuck a trap.

remember=traps are just men with more diseases