>tfw 7 inches micropenis
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN A DICKLET
>7 inches
>micropenis
>>39236956
>tfw 11 inch micropenis
>tfw girls only like 16+
>>39236956
>3 inch megapenis
It's hard to have sex when your dick keeps getting stuck in your partner's liver. What's it like going balls deep, guys with micro benises?
>>39236956
>tfw microdick circumfering the planet
I think someone in Iceland just stepped on it.
>>39236956
>>39237073
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>>39237240
you're less funny than you think you are honey
>>39237303
This isn't meant to be funny faggot. This is dead serious.
>>39236956
Nigga, 5 inches hurts my fucking cervix (and I'm 5'8, you'd think I can take more)..
R U a bitch ese?
>yes I'm female spic, wut of it? fight me!
>>39237333
Wow! You my good sir are quite the humor extraordinaire, and are certainly well-deserving of my gold! Thank you my kind sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman!