>You are not balding! WHY DO MY PARENTS LIE SO MUCH, I'M

>>39233116
Stop opening threads everyday.
Either shave or kys.
It's that easy.

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>>39233116
"Champ, no one will hire you if you shave your head; it looks unprofessional and, not to mention, grotesque. All you've gotta do is style it and comb it over to the side. Ladies love that. Hell, they'll practically be chasing you. Besides, some hair is better than none!"

this is it brehs...

>>39233116
rub your sperm in your scalp, it will increase hair growth, trust me on this one.

white males become bald and suffer erectile dysfunction by their early twenties

it's all downhill from there