when is the last tine you saw a boob in real life?

2 months ago when I went to a "clothing optional" beach.

>>39229931
2 days ago i saw tranny boobs do they count

Like 3.2 years ago. My last summer fling before I moved abroad and lost all interest in dating.

when I was 12 or 13 and visiting my dying grandmother.
we had to wait outside her room for whatever reason and I peaked through the blinds to see my first and last ever pair of tits.
Thats half my life ago now.

honestly, never

>>39229931
I've literally never seen bare breasts in real life before, only in magazines/images/videos.

>>39229931
Last month when my cousin was over

5 years ago, but it was dark (strip club).

>>39229931

Whenever i strip naked to have a shower

>>39230096
How long ago was that though? How often do you shower?

some time in february before my ex left me

Last Friday night.

My Chad roommates were having a party, and our 2nd story apartment is located next to the gate, so we could open it with remotes from our balcony. A group of Staceys couldn't get it, so they yelled from their car if we could open the gate. The Chad said he'd have to see some tits first, and one of the Staceys did. They were nice, although one of them was pierced.

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I got to see my fair share of granny titties while working as a care aide in a nursing home. I have yet to see a nice young pair. Fucking kill me.

Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen a boob in person.

Ex gf stayed the night like 4 months or so ago. Saw her boobs also finger banged her. Haven't heard from her since she is such a bitch :( next time I'm pretending I died.

>>39229931
A couple of months ago, a woman breastfeeding her child in the street. She had a good pair

>>39229931
I have never seen breasts in person

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I saw them at the beach in Barcelona
>mfw european beach

>>39229971
What an oddly specific timeframe

>>39229931
About 15 minutes ago when I was fucking my fiancee.

A few weeks. Girl I was fucking.
She had a really nice pair, loved sucking on them.

>>39229931

Never i saw my sisters tity and my moms

Also that one time i walked in the wrong room and saw my mothers friend neked

In 2015 this girl was drunk and was taking a shower while i was changing. I should of tried to fuck her but i was so drunk i stopped giving a shit about everything.

>>39230496
Life truely is depressing

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>>39229931
>last time
If you ever saw a boob you are not a robot

>>39231358
What if it was my mum's boob?

>>39229931
About 1 year ago. Saw my own mother naked by accident.

>>39229931
At a beach several years ago.

>>39230368
Last week

OC

At a parking lot 2 years ago
She gave me a handjob and let me touch her boobs
I am still kissless virgin

>>39229931
I saw Puerto Rican pride in NY. Basically full of Latina roasties wearing nothing but body paint. I got overloaded and had to run away like the autist I am.

>>39229931

A beach in Cyprus 1997

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some woman lost her swimming bra in the pool somehow, so i guess that counts
other than that, none.

>>39229931
I've never seen a woman naked. I'm 25.

Watching porn and reading hentai

>>39229931
Halloween 2017.
I don't expect it will happen again without paying.

>>39229931
On the beach in Spain when I was on Holiday last year.

>>39233416
2008, fuck i'm not a time traveler
sage

>>39229931
In December, a girl I almost slept with a couple times.

>>39229931
last year when I last had sex

I cannot remember it.

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>>39233497
Nice a time traveller! Tell me future stories!

an hour and a half ago

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I will die bitter and alone. Does that answer your question anon?