/britfeel/

might go get a 50p isotonic drink

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could go for an asian gf

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Wake up wagie, you have to go to slavery

>>39229711
hoping to pick one of these up when the new batch of asian students comes to the local uni

Lads my oneitis wants to be friends with benefits how cucked am I?

>>39229779
>lads a girl wants to have sex with me
REEEEEEE

>>39229779
Your oneitis wants to have sex with you? The only way you won't be a complete cuck is to take advantage.

What are the odds that Walsh will play either;
>Level-headed and confident Doctor's assistant
or...
>Bumbling clod always getting into trouble

I've never watched the program before but if he's either of these then the BBC are creatively bankrupt.

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>Unemployment in Britain is now just 4.5%. There are only 1.49 million unemployed people in the UK, versus 32 million people with jobs.

>The problem with this record is that the statistical definition of "unemployment" relies on a fiction that economists tell themselves about the nature of work. As the rate gets lower and lower, it tests that lie. Because as anyone who has studied basic economics knows the official definition of unemployment disguises the true rate. In reality, about 21.5% of all working-age people (defined as ages 16 to 64) are without jobs, or 8.83 million people

http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7

>>39229801
But I just want to be loved

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Morning lads, are ky fellow wagies ready for another fun day at work? Can't believe it's only Tuesday.

Post waifus

Has ebin been on this morning?

>>39229812
Your standards are too high. Just do it.

>>39229809
How many definitions of unemployment are there? Surely it just means you don't have a job?

>>39229841
Think he went to bed because he has a funeral today

>>39229809

Only MPs and "man in the pub" types would even bother quoting the official figures.

Nobody has lent them any credence in decades.

>>39229858

Oh yes, poor fellow.

>>39229812
I'm sorry lad, love is a lie. At least with women it is. A woman will never love you in the same way, and to the same intensity, that you love her. That's why you would do well to see them purely as sex objects. It hurts less that way.

>>39229878
>there are actually people so jaded they believe this

>>39229832
alright sakulard, how many doughnuts for breakfast this morning?

>>39229905
>there are actually people so fucktarded they believe this


Let's not mince words lad.

>>39229832
see your ramping up the post intensity, is the relationship with len in trouble and your looking for a replacement already? see you've taken an interest in sagiri anon, try adding him on steam

>>39229905
>>39229927
I don't really see women as people tbqh

>>39229958
It is too early for this mate

>>39229851
think it counts people unemployed and on benefits, people unemployed but not on benefits, underemployed people who want a full time job but are forced to work part time/zero hours etc

>for relief from constipation, take 30ml up to 4 times a day
>just drank 180
fuck, it tasted so nice, like minty milk
am I gonna die?

>>39229994
You'll probably get a tummy ache, ebin

>>39229994
This is like something from Dumb and Dumber

>>39229994

Epic shite time. Prepare to brace your arsehole famalam

>>39229967

That's because you're a fucktard anon.

Anyone know if Dream Market is working ok?

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>>39230014
kek
probably should have read the label before I started chugging it
I was in pain

Debating what to take out the freezer for dinner later lads. Steak or lamb chops?

>be ASMR youtuber
>cute
>nice voice
>good video ideas
>for some reason have an industrial fan on in your recording space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS3PQGgI2rQ

>>39230021
But I'm not, anon. I just know the truth about women. They are, by their nature, manipulative and self-centred. They are judgemental and care only about social status. Any relationship with one, even the 'good' ones, will inevitably sour with time; they all do. Only men are truly capable of selfless, unconditional love. It's only a matter of time before you, too, come to realise the truth. You may reject it because you have yet to have a gf, or you may already be in a relationship that is currently going well, but once you get your heart broken you may come to see the truth, the universal behaviour among women that sets them apart from men.

Not even memeing, I genuinely believe this.

>>39230104
>Only men are truly capable of selfless, unconditional love.
Go suck a dick then

>>39230104
>a girl dumped me and I browse women hate threads on 4chan
is what I got from this

>>39230104

Fucktard confirmed.

>>39230136

It's what everyone gets from it. Although I suspect the "dumped" might actually be "ignored".

what's with the woman lovers in ere? haha

women are cunts desu hahaha

Some of my best parents are women.

2 weeks off, what do i do

>>39230169
i love them because they have cunts to put my penis into

>>39230182

13 days of tantric wanking, 1 day of jizzing buckets

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Morning lads. Got more slavery today. I've been working every day since last Friday. Looking forward to playing video games in my underwear again desu

>>39230104
You shouldn't generalise anon. There are some nice women and some horrible men out there

>only care about social status

Wouldn't say this is true considering my interest in ebin haha

>>39230136
Well yeah, one needs to have first-hand experience with women to understand their true nature. If you have limited experience with women then naturally you would wish for what I'm saying to not be true. I'm grateful that my enlightenment happened when it did, rather than later when I'm already tied down married to a hag that hates me and brats who I'm not even sure are mine.

>>39230130
I would only ever consider a romantic relationship with a man.

This is one of several things I am in total agreement with Ebin on. Almost all relationships are based on false pretences and are doomed to fail.

>>39230210
>rather than later when I'm already tied down married to a hag that hates me and brats who I'm not even sure are mine.
I get the feeling you might be the problem here.

>>39230206

Bonjour Tilde!

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Respect and cherish women

>>39230210

Translation: I once promised M'lady that I would buy her nachos and touch her bottom. She laughed and sucked Iqbal's dick.

>>39230251
only if they respect and cherish me

>>39230206
>Wouldn't say this is true considering my interest in ebin haha
But you're not a woman, you are blessed with a man's attitude towards romance. Traps really are the best of both worlds.

I do not believe there are any 'nice' women though. Not nice in the long-term, anyway. It's ok, I have come to terms with this. I do not desire a relationship with a female at all. In fact, I actively avoid them.

>>39230265

Yeah, you gonna be disappointed big boy.

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>>39230265
Beautiful Chinese woman would

The highlight of every single day is that small period between when I wake up and have to get out of bed.

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>I do not desire a relationship with a female at all. In fact, I actively avoid them.

>>39230210

Alright m8? I'm liking your bantz, very droll.

>>39230210
i've only ever been with one girl in my life and she wasn't a cunt at all. she was cute, funny and smart.
the "worst" i ever saw of her is when she got passive aggressive when i did something to piss her off. she basically broke up with me because she was going to uni but i was still a lazy neet. i don't really blame her.

>>39230192
something i don't already do son cmon

wish I had some mandy

last time I did some I spent the night playing guitar hero and I set a new high score in just about every song i played
fuck that was such a good night

>>39230231
Salut anon! Ca va?

You are the lad who speaks French, r-right?

>>39230251
Like I said, not all women are great

>>39230269
That's okay then anon. Have you had bad experiences in the past or is this based on a general observation?

>>39230283

I love the shoes in that pic, genuine Kek! material.

>>39230318
Those are a samurai standard. First invented by the dojo masters in Japan to improve stability and grip. The adopted by knights/highwaymen such as the honorable gentleman in this pic

>>39230306

Go see a whore and lick her arsehole.

>>39230229
What do you mean?

I look around me, and I don't know a single happily-married man. Not a single one. I have seen the pain and devastation that women cause, how they bleed a man dry and suck his soul from him. It's always the young ones who are naive. But ask any man in his 40s, and nearly all of them with advise you to avoid women. Because they know the truth too. Only it's usually too late for them.

>>39230259
I had a gf once, loved her more than anything. Broke my heart. That was several years ago. With hindsight I can see how manipulative and evil she was. You can never open up to a woman and show weakness, never ever. You must always keep up your act, or she will leave you, dissatisfied with your social status. Only with a man can you truly be yourself.

It is for the very reason that I am /battlescarred/ that I am in a better position to talk about women than any of you.

>>39230360
>Only with a man can you truly be yourself.

Fucktarded homo confirmed.

>>39230360
>It is for the very reason that I am /battlescarred/ that I am in a better position to talk about women than any of you.
ffs you were doing so well. Why ruin it with such shitty bait?

>>39229925
A nice round baker's dozen and a diet coke haha

mum found an old shirt I wore years ago for the wedding and some more suitable trousers I bought from NEXT like 10 months ago I forgot about. I hope these fit and look good.

>>39230279
that's the worst time of day for me, I feel like death every time I wake up, dry mouth, bad chest, dizziness

>>39230360
I agree, but I don't agree that homosexual relationships work either. The only positive from those is you don't have to bind yourself financially or with children

>>39229958
Who is sagri anon

I'm gonna try and have a nap. Please God dont let me dream.

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>just ate homegrown chilli from garden
>"they are quite small so can't be that hot"
>turned out to be hotter than store bough ones

These little red devils pack quite the punch.

>>39230387
I'm playing up the delivery a bit for banter, but this is what I truly believe, 100%. I hate women. I am a proud misogynist.

>>39230396
Depends, if you get into a relationship with a flaming fag then yeah, they're no better than women. What I mean is men like us, men who are disdainful of promiscuity and degeneracy, men who are redpilled about the manipulation women are so versed in, make the best romantic partners. That's because we can love unconditionally. We can be loyal. We can be tender and care for each other when the other is in a position of weakness, and not judge him for it.

>>39230396
>mum found an old shirt I wore years ago for the wedding and some more suitable trousers I bought from NEXT like 10 months ago I forgot about. I hope these fit and look good

I'm sure they'll be fine, remember it's not about you!

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>>39229832
Actually woke up at 8 today, which I'm pretty chuffed about. Unfortunately, my mum nicked my key (again) and we're now out of teabags. So I had to jam a wellie in the door and nip out to grab some stuff. Now I've got a cup of tea, so most of my grievances with the world have been forgotten.

Posted.

>>39230471
>I am a proud misogynist

Or "bitter wanker" as we say in English.

Post a picture of a frog!

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>>39229727
I'm up I'm up
Slaving from home today, should be quite cosy to get away from the horrors of the open plan office and gonna have a nice little walk to get some lunch and coffee later.

Can't wait for the bank holiday

>>39229832
Posted

>sale on ebay goes wrong because of paypal fucking me over
>keep the guy up to date, explain the problems and eventually refund him because it's taking far too long
>he goes full millennial and starts preaching all this shit at me
I bet he's from london as well

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>>39230104
>Only men are truly capable of selfless, unconditional love
*COUGH* AHEM
not only men

>>39230493
I'm not bitter mate, I was misogynistic even before getting into that relationship. I'm not hearing anything in response aside from 'hurr you're just bitter'.

There is no such thing as a conclusively good experience with women, only bad experiences that have already happened and bad experiences that have yet to happen. Until that bad experience arrives you will be naive and incredulous. After all, I am the bad guy, the one telling you that love, that wonderful thing depicted in the storybooks, does not really exist. I feel like I'm telling a child Santa Claus doesn't really exist; they don't want to believe it.

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>>39230259
>>39230229
>>39230136
>VIRGIN!
>CREEP!
>NECKBEARD!
Very likely a lady has decided to visit our thread. They just can't help themselves but shout this same old shit when someone brings this up

>>39230515
What kind of stuff is he preaching?

Anyone ever tried putting something up your bum before, what does it feel like?

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What should I put on my congee, lads?

>>39230536
Choose your character! White Knight or Woman.

>>39230493
>Post a picture of a frog!
What did they mean by this?

>>39230567
going on about how is reporting me and ebay 'promise' to deal with me. How I should have followed policies when I did and how I will 'learn my lesson'

>>39230576
I meant dogs have unconditional love too mate

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>>39230573
I've done it on multiple occasions, including pic related in a public toilet. The psychological aspect is great, the actual feeling of something in your arse is meh. An orgasm coupled with anal stimulation is much more intense than a regular orgasm though because your sphincter spasms when you cum and you can really feel it. Immediately afterwards having something in your arse feels very uncomfortable and when you take it out it feels exactly like you're pooing

>>39230515
Problem is idiots have access to the internet. I sold some shit on eBay that clearly was stated as not in new condition, a few scuffs and marks and they left poor feedback. And a refund. I say no as I stated it was damaged slightly but eBay forced to to refund it. Fucking shit site, I won't use it again.

>>39230580
Call their bluff and report em back, quite likely they haven't even reported you

care coordinators coming today lads, gunna ask if she can give me something stronger for anxiety than SSRIs, preferably long term

>>39230457
Oh god now the dog has licked some off my face, she's running around barking.

>>39230608
Yep, even dogs are better than women. I would rather have a dog than a gf. You can have sex with it too and it will probably appreciate it more than a woman would.

>>39230457
I love a good chilli. Maybe I should look into growing them. Would you recommend?

>>39230637
doggos are not for lewding anon

>dog ignores sister
>comes running to me with affection instead

Not even dogs can tolerate them.

>>39230616
Buyer protection can literally fuck off because people take this piss knowing full well ebay/paypal will side with them

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Oopsie. What did they mean by this?

Going to the Gym and doing IGCSEs. Time to get my life back on track.

>>39230676
Just let them in, gas can be very dangerous and kill you without any warning.

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>>39230676
Hello Worcester anon

>>39230682
What IGCSEs you doing lad? Keep us updated!

>>39230676
They mean gas leaks can make your home go boom

I'm back! Anyone want to buy me some steam games?

>>39230548

You're getting tremendous value out of that head dobber.

>>39230676
If its gotten to that point then you need your head examining. Yes it may be an inconvenience but gas explosions and carbon monoxide poisoning are very real threats, for example our local gas company had to dig our whole road up because of the state of the 100 year old pipes.

They don't fuck around with this stuff.

>>39230706
>Hello Worcester anon
Who?

>>39230708
That sounds nice desu

>>39230735
Guess I should leave it to doxxanon desu haha

>>39229809
True this. I'm a house-husband but claim no benefits. So don't appear on any figures.

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>>39230650
Doesn't have to be expensive or involve lots of planting, mine is just a pot plant from the local shop that sits on the patio table.

Just give them direct sunlight and water the soil every few days and the plant does the rest. Mine are a bit small because of the shitty summer and cloud cover where I live so a green house or conservatory would be ideal but its not required.

Wash them before eating and maybe add a side of cheese to cool you off if the spice is too much.

>>39230782
Apache are supposed to be small.

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Handy chart for all the wage slaves

Though they're probably working so will never see it

>>39230624
I literally told the guy actually report me if he feels I have done something wrong because he hasn't actually lost anything other than some time

>>39230802
Oh really? Well you learn something new everyday, they were very hot that's for sure!

Also do some of them stay green or will they all turn red eventually?

>>39230811
Jokes on you I come here at work more than at home. I'm basically permanently at high levels of wagie ragie but it could be worse, I basically run away whenever it gets to 5pm.

hmm how to go about getting a gf from the local uni when you're uni age but not at the uni? it's my mission from september to acquire a gf

anyone here been on buspar, how was it?

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Good morning,

I think I will go for a walk today; walking has always proven helpful to me when feeling poorly.

I wish you a pleasant day.

Am I a bad person for not wanting to work, or not feeling like I'm able?

>>39230916
Na, 90% of work is shit.

>>39230897
Get really fucking drunk, worked for me.

>>39230897
>gf from the local uni
extremely risky lad, almost all of them are going to slut around

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Here I go about to set my mouth on fire.

>>39230967
love a bit of cheese with good quality hot sauce sometimes

Might book myself in for one of those CBT motorbike tests next paycheque. Anyone thats done them know if theres anything I should be prepared for?

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>>39230974
>>39230967
Holy fuck call the fire brigade I think I know how Grenfell fire really started.

Even the little one is possessed by the devil himself.

>>39230999
Expect a load of bullshit about thinking positive thoughts

>>39231017
>CBT motorbike
Read it again

>>39230903
CRUMPET, YES CRUMPET, NOW THE THREAD CAN BEGIN

Do you always feel poorly or is it just a very recent thing? Well done for going for a walk, it's good to go outside and it will cheer you up

>>39230999
It's not a test it's just training. It's mostly just common sense ask to be put on a twist and go scooter it will make every thing easyer and your licence will still be valid for a geared bike

>>39231008
10/10 reaction image use

>>39231049
I can already drive a car aswell so I feel like that should make it a bit easier.

>>39230811
What is "eop"

>>39231060
It will help with the road law knowledge but the bike handles very differently

>>39231051
Its the only image that truly portrays how hot these things are. That's all the ripe ones so far eaten but hopefully some bigger ones will be ready for eating soon so I can continue to punish myself in the name of /britfeel/.

>>39231067
Means "End of Play", its a nice way of saying via email to "Do this shit before you even think about leaving"

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Bake cakes

>>39231114
Now I can't stop drooling snot and saliva, its gone all down my hoodie.

making a lentil loaf for tea tonight, with corn fritters as a side dish.

dunno if it's going to be too dry though, only going to have some tomato sauce on top of the loaf.

>>39231162
Doing your best Ebin impression?

Dose anyone remember what it was like before the tripfags

>>39231213
ebin spent another night shit stirring drama with the waifu posters again, why can't he leave it alone

>>39231209
Absolutely. I could start selling them to people here advertised as ebin drugs.

>tfw left ear is permanently blocked and half-deaf

might have to see the doctor and have him scrape out a load of wax desu

>>39231213
>no tripfags or avatarfags in sight
>still chooses to discuss them

Ah yes

>>39231293
Alright fine what do you want to talk about then

>>39231213

Britfeel is in a golden era right now

>>39231307

Nothing with you, you're a boring mongoloid, I'm just waiting until ebin gets home

>>39231213

Most of the tripfags here are pretty quiet to be honest, its mostly just one or two of them and the people who can't help but talk about them that shit the threads up

So what's everyone going to do when 4chan finaly dies

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>>39231376
4chan won't die. The money it now gets from adverts keeps it afloat.

How do people get in serious amounts of debt lads?

>>39231382
It will. Everything ends

>>39230815
Are you the guy who didnt realise paypal would take a chunk of your money? If you refused to sell it after that then the buyer has a point.

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Laugh at /pol/

>>>/pol/138580113

>>39231439
Spend money they don't have while thinking "ohhhh it will be alright"

>>39231442
no, I am aware of seller fees, paypal were fucking me around with putting my money on hold and stuff, and they could never help me on the phone

>>39231466
Oh i see, yeah they can be massive cunts. Its a shame theres not a widely used alternative.

>>39231213
Someone explain this ebin and other guy meme to me. Who are these people and why are they local celebrities?

>>39231207
>lentil
Oh Neil, Neil! Orange peel! If only I could see you again!

>>39231547

We don't hand britfeel lore on a plate to newcomers

Lads I start uni next month and I'll have 800 bong to last me 4 months after my student loan. Is this normal?

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>bought an eyemask
>started using it
>actually getting some sleep now
>the period just after taking it off and having my eyes adjust is hell

>go for british slags
>99.99% of them are only interested in the most brainless shit ever like SOCCER and spending 5 hours a day in the fucking pub
>go for modernized muslims
>they're nice... but then you gotta deal with achmed, waqaz and said(her father/brothers)
>go for them nice east asian girls
>only stick with their own race

This country is bretty bad for relationships, at the very least I save a lot of money being single.

Holy shit Ebin is just as much a creep as poleyboo: " while my mother was giving in the blood test note to the desk a girl I recognized walked in and used the touchscreen to sign into an appointment. I know her from facebook stalking, shes married to one of my old school classmates from junior school and secondary school. They have kids and are married, a nice remember how far behind and pathetic I am as I wait for my mother to book a blood test for me, I thought about kicking her behind while she was stood in front of me. "

>>39231609
>spending 5 hours a day in the fucking pub

I have lost friends because literally all they do every night is go to the same 2 pubs and play pool and drink while being surrounded by loudmouth pricks

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>>39231609
go away yank

>>39231609

>He doesn't have jungle fever

You're missing out lad

>>39231609
I've never met a single woman that likes football

>>39231634

Yeah that's why they are no longer your friend anon.

Most cool of stories.

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what a beautiful day this was

>>39231691

>That Shipman look of disapproval

>>39231547
Just a tripfags who postes everyday

>>39231647
>I've never met a single woman that likes football

I have doubts about the validity of your observations based upon sample size.

Had a moment of weakness and did drugs and drank a load of beer last night lads. Feel quite shit at the moment as I'd gone over a week without going overboard then just binged last night.

I suppose we're allowed one night a week where we over do it a bit, right?

>>39231691
>wojack wasnt invited

>>39231376
Move to a different chan I guess.

>>39231446
Didn't even realise they still called themselves the communist party.

>>39231609
I agree. Sports and drinking are for brain dead idiots that don't have any hobbies.

>>39231713
Wojak has been here since the very start and is ashamed of what /britfeel/ has become. He distances himself from tripfags and waifuposters as much as possible.

>>39231696
That's the look my dad has on his face 99% of the time.

>>39231713
>>39231732
Wojak was only invited to the reception and not the ceremony as that is reserved for close friends and family.

>>39231713
Probably was invited but if he's anything like me his anxiety got the best of him and he sat at home getting drunk.

>>39231691
A lot better than my day today tbqh. Five hour drive up north for this retake, staying overnight too.
>>39231609
Haha yeah they're the problem, nothing to do with my autism

>>39231727

I agree they should sit in their rooms wanking and posting drawings of frogs.

>>39231691

Is kev appropriately dressed for the occasion?

>>39231765
Yes, he has to be dressed like that otherwise he's not sexy kev and just kev

>>39231765
He came shirtless at ebin's request.

>>39231691
Who's the girl on the right of Ebin supposed to be

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>>39231691
>Our PM wasn't even invited.

>>39231813
>he doesn't know about tv (DM) lad

My chair has gotten so worn it that it hurts my lower back now. I've just started piling bedsheets and pillows onto it now to help.

>>39231763
>"Oh come on lad get the ball lets kick the ball around with some other lads chasing them in a field no homo lad!"

>>39231887
Mine too, I keep meaning to get a new one but its just too much hassle picking one out.

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My belt broke at the funeral so I had to hold my trousers up

>>39231927
Jesus how much do you weigh fatass?

>>39231945
not a lot, my weight wasn't the problem

The Britfeel Bake Off image in last night's thread, what a masterpiece. Bravo.

>>39231927

How fucking tragic, how was it otherwise?

>>39231945
Ebin is the opposite of a fatass, he's more holocaust-core. Are you new?

>>39231970
Post it, I went to bed early last night after a 20 hour all nighter.

>>39231983
I don't follow trip drama, I didn't even realize it was a trip until you pointed it out.

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>>39231984

Reposting from last night

>>39232000
Shipman's eyes are devoid of anything.

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>>39232000
this is a better image for mould boy

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I got the job lads, wew.

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>>39230706
>Worcester anon
What, I'm not the only one? I guess that I need to track down this imposter.

I have absolutely no energy to do anything, ever.

help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwM3nlihSHo

>>39231927
Oh, Ebin. Can't you go five seconds without embarrassing yourself?

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chilli and rice tonight lads!

>>39232115
no, because its all fake

>hair always sticks up at the back
>cut it off
>another piece takes its place
>doomed to look like the virgin walk guy forever

>>39232173
In all seriousness, how are you supposed to stop it?

>>39232173
>>39232189
Hairspray? Wax?

>>39232189
>>39232198
Still sticks up with hair gel, its a thin spot on my crown where it happens and always breaks free from the gel.

>>39232220

Tell people your handle is Spike.

>>39232235
Yeah and I'll wear leather and shades like in the matrix too.

>>39232264

It's a solution.

>>39232058
Well done lad, comeback august. What is it? I got a new one last week. Pretty shit 2bh.

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>>39231980
It was alright if not a bit embarrassing, just recollecting my thoughts

>>39232115
>>39232165
I wish it was fake

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enrich your life with a pet

>>39232295
using the last hole.. are you PHAT?

>>39232298

Thanks, no.
Not my thing.

>Tilde starts work at 9am
Fuck me I wish I could start so late.

>>39232295

Funerary duties done lad?

>>39232295
>Scrubbing out random bits on the edge

>>39232295
Was you trying to have gay sex with the belt hole?

>>39232322
he starts extremely early some days though, he wakes up at 4am to go to work

>>39232327
yeah it was only a simple service with 4 of us there, my nan didn't even go to the doctors or hospital for as long as I knew her until she died at 95, she wouldn't want a big service.

>>39232312
thicc

>>39232351
I don't know, I don't even know where the belt came from. It was probably weak and degraded already

>>39232298
I've got a cat too his name is Mr Bigglesworth and he's currently asleep in a garden bush.

>>39232173
my hairs so thick it always stands up too, pomade is the only thing strong enough to keep it down.

>>39232360
how tragic, only 4 people at the funeral

>>39232360
>yeah it was only a simple service with 4 of us there, my nan didn't even go to the doctors or hospital for as long as I knew her until she died at 95, she wouldn't want a big service.


Coolio. Well done.

>>39232360
>4am
Fair play. Sounds like my average starting time lately. So shit I'm wishing for my usual 5:30am wake up time now.

I'm determined to scrape of all this fucking plaque on the inside of my lower front teeth.

dunno why but it always builds up there really badly even though I brush and everything twice daily.

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>>39229832
I've been trying to be a good boy and waking up at 10:30 recently. Seems I did my zombie "switch alarm off and go back to sleep" today, because it's quite clearly not 10:30.

>>39232298
I really want a dog, but I live in a proper shithole with no fields or parks nearby so it wouldn't be fair.

>>39232375
She has been shut in for years only seeing my side of the family, she didn't even like many people. Everyone else she knew closely is dead, if I live till 95 I have a suspicion i'll have zero.

I wonder how it is knowing everyone from your youth is dead

>women are NEET for most of human history until like 1960 and are called housewives
>men are NEET for 10 years because women took the jobs and are demonised

>>39232441
Some of them are called house husbands

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Lads wtf is wrong with my mum.
> be wage cuck for a multinational company
> study for proffesional exams after work
> try to work out 3 times a week
> play vidya, watch anime and post on 4chan in my free time
Mum calls me a Hikimori aka neet???? Alright i dont go out or have friends fair enough.

>>39232467
I think your mum might be retarded, lad

>>39232467
Your mum called you a Hikikomori? That's a bit weird lad

>>39232455
Others are called stay at home sons like me.

Lads what's some cheap, decent booze. When I was in Australia all they drink over there is cheap boxed wine. It tastes like piss but it was the equivalent of 5 bong for 4 litres and when mixed with sprite it didn't taste so bad.

>>39232509
I wonder how she found out about the word desu. Called it some Japanese disease and failed to pronounce it

>>39232427
The people from my youth might as well be dead. I don't have any mates so those lot might as well not exist.

>>39232467
I know that feel all too well.
>work 30 hours a week, boss won't give me anymore
>plans to enlist in the military
>graduated high school only six months ago
>exercise four times a week and started looking into more productive hobbies and interests
>Dad acts like I'm a failure because I'm not 100% self-reliant yet
Fuck you Dad. I'm not making fuckin 100k a year like you. All I asked for was $20 to do some grocery shopping, to pick up some things that both of us need around the house.

>>39232427
probably quite peaceful because now you know any hidden skeletons that may come out from your past are well and truly safe, 6 feet under the ground.

>>39232555
I feel the same, If I died i'd technically have less people at my funeral than my nan because I'd be absent, I'd have 3 instead of 4.

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>>39232579
I wouldn't have any at mine h-haha.

>people keep telling me 'you'll find your way eventually'
>been saying this for about 8 years now
Is finding your way a meme?

>>39232598
>you'll meet someone eventually

Tell that to 60% of men who don't ever procreate.

>>39232561
>graduated highschool 6 months ago
>$20

Fucking yanks OUT OUT OUT

>>39232598
Yes finding a way is a meme for losers who can't give real advice and say nonsense like that to make them feel better withiut helping you.

>>39232609
Going to need a source for that wild claim. Are you telling me 60% of men are virgins?

>>39232609
>60% of men don't procreate
That has to be a lie. Most people have sex/children, people who don't are in the minority.

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>>39232276
Congrats mate, managed to get a pretty sweet 40 hour a week gig at Vans. Pretty pumped for it lad.

What's so shitty about it?

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>>39230434
This is sagiri anons waifu

>>39232630
It's just working in a coffee shop. Better than nothing but not great.

>>39232441

Do you say things like that in real life?

Funeral car driving seems like a good gig tbqh, everyone gives way to you while you drive behind the hearse

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>>39232646
Jobs a job friend, gotta start somewhere.

Who knows, you may even come to like the job after settling in!

Either way, I'm proud of you lad, well done.

>>39232665
Wouldnt look very good if you stalled it 5 times alone a 3 mile route though mate.

Just ate my dessert first lads. What are yous going to do about it?

>>39232665

In common with all funereal jobs it's supposed to be incredibly difficult to maintain the appropriate demeanour.

>>39232682
The converted ford mondeo was automatic, I reckon they all are

>>39232693
I'd probably be fired for being inappropriate or insensitive quite fast.

>>39232684
Shake my fist angrily and wish I had a dessert with my lunch.

I've fucked up again lads and got myself hooked on valium.

>>39232609
>t.lindybeige

>>39232702

I know someone who does funeral car driving. Most of these jobs are quite hard to get into, it's all done by word of mouth. The chance of getting into an independant funeral directors is 0. Demeanour is important.

for the lad who asked about my pizza shit.
fuck me that was a big one.
it was very soft so it had no shape, not quite diarrhea, very rich brown colour.
feel like ive been raped by a bbc.
ass is burning a bit now.

>>39230676
Yeah you got to let these ones in. Police and a locksmith will probably show up with them if you keep ignoring

>>39232702
>I'd probably be fired for being inappropriate or insensitive quite fast.

Toss up between whether you'd be fired or quit lad, one of my mates is a proper old school goth and thought it would be the ideal career. It wasn't. He reckons the staff turnover is phenomenal and that a lot of the people who do cope are, or are turned, mental.

>dad is always watching me

Anyone else always being told off or asked what they are doing? He just stood in the house watching me in the shed and came out to see what was going on when I didn't come back inside after a few minutes.

>>39232710
>>t.lindybeige

He falls into the category of people who talk such outrageous shit they're actually entertaining.

>>39232731
having to think about your own mortality everyday cant be healthy.

>>39232721
I just checked, the local co-op funeral care actually has a vacancy. I wish my CV wasn't barren as fuck

>>39232731
I don't know if i'm too affected tbqh. But I guess a lot of people would say that and it'd ware you down dealing with that emotional outpouring everyday. I don't relate to the showings of emotion so I just awkwardly look at people while they do it

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Want to get into photography lads but there's very few amazing landscapes in Britain

>spoke to a girl on omegle for about 2 hours
>find out it's actually a tranny

Ffs. What a waste of time.

>>39232598
>tfw actually finding my way

>>39232778
>talking to girls on omegle

kek sounds like a huge waste of time in itself

>>39232774
do you have a camera?
I look at what places other people are photographing in the uk.

>tfw laptop broke so i'm posting from ps4

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>amazon sending me girls clothes recommendations to my email again

>>39232798
Not my own but my Dad is a photographer so I could borrow his at first until I get my own

>>39232814
Don't become a tranny. It's a meme. You will be just as unhappy.

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>>39232774
I like to look at photos from space of britain at night and look for the closest dark patch to me and think about how nice it would be to just go there in the middle of nowhere for a night or two and be able to actually see stars at night and not have the constant noise of vehicles in the distance.

I want to be Bilbo going off to the mountains to get some peace and quiet

>>39232788
A lot of the girls on omegle are desperate

>>39232835
I'd probably do it for a laugh if I lived on my own, just crossdressing and shaving though nothing more. I'm fully aware of the slippery slope

>>39232850
>girls
You don't actually believe this do you anon?

Tildes pasty butthole.

>>39232750
Doesn't mean you can't apply lad. You have nothing to loose if you apply for it. Just fluff it up a little bit mate.

>>39232849
This country is too small for innawoods type of photography.

>>39232878
I'll have a look how the application anyway, got nothing else to do

>>39232864
Doing it for a laugh probably leads to it. A lot of trannies are mentally fucked regardless of their gender confusion; they often have other shit wrong with them.

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>>39232908
>mentally fucked regardless of their gender confusion; they often have other shit wrong with them.

luckily this doesn't apply to me right h-haha

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>>39232890
Not really. You can get some great picture in the Highlands of Scotland for instance. Dartmoor is also very good.

Remember that Tolkien got all his ideas from the British landscape.

I've dug two graves for us my dear

>>39232915

>I didn't know how to respond to this so I just gave her a confused look and said "I thought you said you wouldn't do this blabbering nonsense"

This blog is why I get out of bed in the mornings

>>39232931
>Remember that Tolkien got all his ideas from the British landscape.

Some of them, not all.

>>39232947
Already reading that one? thats fresh of the presses

>>39232890
I think bullshit, a good photographer can make anything interesting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaJzTWX_Io

Recommend comfy YouTubes please, my list so far:
- BBC Earth
- British Pathe
- Cody's Lab
- Daniel Negreanu
- Digital Rev TV
- ERB
- H3H3
- Engineer Guy
- Forgotten Weapons
- Glove and Boots
- Hickok45
- History Buffs
- Lindy beige
- NCIX Tech Tips
- MxR Mods
- Periodic Videos
- Powerful JRE
- Primitive Tech
- Sail Life
- Tested
- The Great War
- VSource

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>Into the hole she went, quite a good grave plot considering my dad bought it next to his dads 27 years ago. I threw some dirt on her, I assume some funeral practice. If I get to 95 I doubt I'll have a single person at my funeral, even if I died now I'd have less than my nan (3 instead of 4 because technically I wouldn't be attending my own funeral). I wouldn't want them to anyway, I don't know what the vicar would say when talking about my life, maybe he could just read off my blog introduction.

This is genuinely better than My Twisted World

>>39232892
Good luck champ.

>>39233037
>h3h3

I watch Tom Scott and Doug Demuro, I haven't watched anything from your list though apart from BBC Earth I'm assuming

>>39233058
heaven knows I'll need it

Valium addiction is hell. It's like constant anxiety 24/7. Intrusive thoughts of dead bodies of family and friends, a voice telling me to kill myself, repeating phrases/lines from a song or tv show constantly repeating in my head.

I wake up screaming in the middle of the night in pure fear. This is a shit way to live.

>>39233092
Why are you taking it? Probably should fuck it off

>>39233092

>Trust your doctor they said
>They won't just fob you off with garbage

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Just got a call from the sixth form, one of my remarks has come back. They wouldn't say over the phone the result either way though, they want me to go to collect them in person. I don't want to make multiple trips so I'll wait until all the remarks have come back. I've worked out that in order to get into Cambridge this year, I'd need 4 of my 7 exams to go up (drastic increase in both Politics exams, drastic increase in one Literature exam, and small increase in at least one History exam). Probably unlikely, but any increases I do get now will be helpful for reducing the strain of the workload next year when I resit them, whether I'll be doing that whilst at Bristol or at another year at my sixth form to make a second application to Cambridge.

>>39233068
Do you reckon you'd get a bigger attendance than your nan at your funeral Ebin?

>>39233175

If I had any way of knowing that he had died and a funeral was taking place, I'd make the effort to attend for one

>>39233127
That's what happens when I stop taking it I mean; the only way to stop those symptoms is to take the drug. It's awful to come off of and withdrawal is an agonisingly slow process. I've been through this all before but I've got myself into a mess again because I have some mental issues.

Feel really down and like I've fucked my life up again.

>>39233166

You're not going to Cambridge this year lad, I'd give it another year.

>>39233092
>>39233127
i dont get addicts. i mean, of course your body becomes pretty dependant on it as the neural pathways are clogged with hormones, the body then gets addicted to the feeling of the hormones and fucks you up when you're clean. but surely if you wanted off it, drive up to scottish highlands with food and tents 'n shit. make sure car is pretty low on feul so you cant just drive to the town to buy drugs and then trek to a town over a few days to get a taxi to car or some shit. you have no choice there and your body will be cleansing as you sweat and shit.

>>39233191
If Suicide September goes through I reckon we should all have a britfeel meet up at Ebin's funeral service

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>cute chad at work keeps shilling game of thrones to me
>keeps saying stuff like "you'll love it" and "I really recommend it"

I feel a bit bad because he clearly wants to discuss it. Might try it and see what Sophie Turner is like

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>>39233224

Scarborough September is next month lad, not Suicide September

>>39233208


t. a dickhead,

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>>39233244
I hope I'm wrong but I highly doubt that Ebin will go through with it.

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>>39233197
Yeah that's what's most likely going to happen, I'll have to reapply.

Still, wouldn't it be so great for my grades to get remarked up to my offer, and I really get to go to Cambridge after all? That it was all just a horrible mistake by the examiners? That would be fantastic, haha. I would scream

>>39233166
stop thinking about bristol lad. just resit and then go for Cambridge. don't waste your quids on some useless degree. they won';t think any better of you anyway.

if anything take a year to resit and 'travel'. loads of people travel, so when you say you've been off for a year it sounds generic and normal instead of "i got shit grades and am desperate to only get into this uni."

>>39233234
I find it entertaining but it's not some "high brow" stuff like some people make it out to be. It's good for conversation though.

>>39233269

Or just tell the truth.

>>39233234
Watching through it all again because I got bored of it a few seasons back. Starting from season 4 onwards. It's okay. Fantasy is not really my thing but it's pretty comfy to watch in bed before going to sleep and I enjoy the political intrigue side of it all even if it is a bit heavy-handed.

Oh and Sophia can't act at all. She's genuinely awful.

>>39233234
>cute chad
You shouldn't be calling anyone cute besides Ebin. Have you no sense of loyalty? Poor Ebin. He had to go to a funeral today and now he's been effectively cucked by some chad who works in Greggs. He deserves better from the person he loves.

>>39233279

Nobody makes GoT out to be highbrow lad.
It's all all about incest and murder.
Like Sex And The City but with swords.

>>39233269
>some useless degree
>bristol is top 10 for law
Inb4 'i-it's not cambridge though'. This lad doesn't stand a chance even if he did get into Cambridge

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>>39233312

I'm going to get to Ebin before Tilde does, you just watch me

>>39233269
Don't travel, work a shitty job. It'll be more beneficial to your development as a person and maturity than ''''''travelling'''''' . Plus you'll have some money.

>>39233314
I guess high brow was the wrong word. Can't really think how to explain it but it's still a fun watch though. Just don't think about it too much.

>>39233301
Careful now lad you're going to anger the autist. You're right though, she's very amature. Just got a pretty face

>>39233326

You know why he didn't get the grades, right?

>>39233208
You've just show you know nothing about addiction or how the human brain works. Hormones? Wtf are you on about lad.

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>>39233197
>>39233269
Really interesting that the other day everyone was seemingly on the 'go to Bristol and forget about Cambridge' side, now the anons today say the opposite. If I resat I couldn't go travelling (I don't think), I would need to attend the sixth form again. Or maybe not? Is it too late to arrange an exciting gap year? Would it interfere with my studies for my A-level resits?

>>39233037
chris ray gun he's political but comfy

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if you look at Briton for above, theres a whole lot of green nothing between these little places we call cities.

>dropped out of uni
>Work nights at wetherspoons
feels shit man.

>>39233334
How cute is shipanon? I know he's '100% straight' but he should just fuck ebin anyway just to spite tilde

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>>39229644
surprise surprise 128

>>39233361

Yes, you'd need to go to college. No you couldn't go travelling. You'll have to work.

The other day people were also talking about "meme degrees" and other fucktard shit that's utterly meaningless to anyone whose underpants don't need a boilwash to remove the encrusted semen stains.

>>39233357
Because he's a dumby?

>>39233387
Wonder who lives down there h-haha!

I really should go and get my phone screen fixed, kinda hurts my eyes if I look at it for too long.

>>39233175
nah I wrote about that in my blog, I have no friends, my 2 of my brothers wouldn't attend so I'd only have my parents and older brother. His wife and kids might come but I wouldn't hold my breath, not like I could hold my breath if I was dead mind.

>>39233224
I don't think it would, I can't upset my parents. If I truly give up i'd live the rest of my life in prison in reflection instead.

>>39233361
I hope this is a bait character now

>>39233391

Not cute at all, I've got a beard for one

>>39233429
Oh god he's gonna go on a rampage isn't he lads? Someone stop the madman...he's already made his violent thoughts very clear

>>39233175
Would enjoy seeing Tilde in a black dress