>omigod it's starting!
>WOOOOOOOOO
>*clapping*
>USA! USA USA!
>BANG BANG BANG!
>WHOOOOOOOO!
>OH NO THE SUN HURT MY EYES I'M GOING TO SUE!
>*race riots begin*
*empties magazine*
Seriously I've been watching several amateur eclipse videos and this thread isn't far off.
I remember the UK 1999 eclipse and people just got on with it, wasn't any cheering or clapping.
>normies shriek in terror
>tfw watched the eclipse alone in a field surrounded by normies
>during the eclipse itself felt really lonely and angry
>it was dark enough that I felt able to commit crime
>saw a cute stacey in shorts
>walked towards her with the goal of grabbing her ass (groping)
>tfw one of her group turned and saw me coming
>got into a panic and shouted 'AAHHH THE ECLIPSE BLINDED ME'
>ran directly into the group, knocking them over (I am fat) then ran home
fuck eclipses, the moon is a chad cunt
I don't understand why there are giant crowds? couldn't you just watch it in any field near the side of a country road?
>>39229553
Some people even payed to watch it at eclipse viewing events.
But what's werid is that there's another one coming at 2024? Has time and space broke? Is 2024 the beginning of the end?
I clap just to trigger you faggots
>uhhh that was really short, does it come back soon?
>>39229352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTodJ5B2RQ
>tfw I was watching bb gay porn during the eclipse
>>39229616
Good for you, you doublenigger
>>39229622
just think of all the sex people desperately tried to fit within that 2 minutes.
>>39229468
I'm not a dude weed type but i imagine of all the situations it would be helpful and appropriate for everyone to be utterly stoned, it'd be something like this.
>>39229468
they probably didnt notice since its cloudy and gloomy 99% of the time in britbong
>>39229352
>the moon covers the sun's rays
>WOW WHOA THAT'S SO COOL
>*AMUSEMENT INTENSIFIES*
>*le space science shit*
And people compare this shitty event to something as pretty as the northern lights.
Just because it rarely happens doesn't mean it's cool.
>>39229765
Oh I'm sure plenty did anon.
>>39229893
But it was cool, at least I thought it was. Watching the moon move in front of the sun was surreal, and I like watching interesting things in the sky.
>>39229893
honestly this, even the weak shitty northern lights you can see in southern Ontario are cooler than le ebin eclipse.
>tfw clouds
>>39229915
>Watching the moon move in front of the sun was surreal
look at a lightbulb that's turned on, then put something small and round like a tennis ball in front of the lightbulb.
surreal enough?
But I do agree with watching interesting things in the sky, but not the eclipse, eclipses are overrated unless they change the colour of the sky to blood red or something idk.
>>39229797
>>39229959
thanks for sharing anon, i hope i can do this. i didn't know it gets dark enough to see stars, sounds incredible.
>>39229498
>tfw one of her group turned and saw me coming
>got into a panic and shouted 'AAHHH THE ECLIPSE BLINDED ME'
>>39229974
It's not the same, knowing it was the sun and that I was watching a phenomenon of massive scale is what made it cool. Two big ass objects crossing just in the right spot to block all light out.
>>39229996
Felt I was a bit too personal with that greentext and I didn't think someone would actually read that, but it was incredible, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. I only wanted it to last longer. If only stuff like this happened once a year, all around the world. I wanted more than anything to experience it alone, but hey, can't have everything.
Would share a picture but the file size is too large and I don't know how to shorten it. Image isn't all that interesting regardless. Just a pic of the opening into the river from the park.
>>39229622
>We love you Jesus
>Wow. God's creations are truly amazing
>I live for JESUS!! OH I LOVE YOU LORD!!!
>Thank you lord for this moment
>thank you? you do know its a sign for the ending times right?