Badass things you say before kicking someones ass: >"blow

>>39205814

Jesus, anon, that would be cringe as fuck. Sounds like a geriatric man yelling at a cashier

>>39206782
What about:
>"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck"

>>39206824

If you say that to someone, I hope they beat your ass into a coma

>>39205814
how about
>YOU LITTLE SHITE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??

thats what I normally say before I get into fight

>>39206835
How about:

>"Eat shit and die!"

>>39205814
Just the classic "DIE BITCH!!" while rudely gesticulating works pretty well

>>39206835
What if they call me a pussy and I respond with:
>"I've got balls of steel"
Would they be intimidated?

>>39205814
god that sounds like something i would tell my boyfriend when we have gay sex

It's time to take out the trash!

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>>39206782
>Jesus, anon, that would be cringe as fuck. Sounds like a geriatric man yelling at a cashier
underageb& detected

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>>39205814
Lets make this quick I have to go home an shit post on 4 chan while I eat doritos, drink mountain dew, jerk off to traps and smell my own farts.

HAVE AT YOU!

came to the wrong street nigger

"my boot, your face. the perfect couple."

>"It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickem

>>39205814
Ass it out your blow!

>>39205814
Tony Abbott needs to die

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OUT
Is what I would say

>"I'm detective John Kimble. I'm a cop you idiot"

The only fight I got in was at school when some kid flicked my ear as he walked past me

I turned around and said, "yeh... yor gonna get fukt up mate" then ran after him, grabbed his shirt, pulled him down, and punched him in the face

"I'm going to kick your ass."

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>>39207135
Uncle Tony always looks out for all of us. pic related

>>39207245
Fucking Aussie memes. They are so normie yet I like them anyway

>>39205814
>talking before a fight
I don't say anything, I just go for the fucking throat. Why would I want to lose the advantage by signaling my intentions? Put the guy on the ground first, then get in his face and recite your fucking poetry.