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Alright, now I have a truly hard choice for you robots. A powerful being gives you these two choices:
>be with a Stacey, a basic white girl who by association will make you popular, you will eventually become Chad and can bang tons of bitches and no longer be beta ever again and will be well respected by humanity, also you will be guaranteed a place in Heaven because God loves normies. The one drawback is Stacy is not loyal at all and will cheat numerous times, likely giving you an std and emotional trauma at some point.
>be with this demoness, a powerful negative 5d astral being who will make you into a powerful demon(similar to her race) as well, and her personal bodyguard(as she is a general of Hell). You can't fuck other females or she will get insanely jealous and kill you horrifically, she will be loyal to you as well and never stray from your side. You will also gain the respect and admiration of a number of other demons including her subordinates. The one drawback is you will be barred from entering Heaven or acquiring God's grace and on the day of judgement you must be willing to fight for the demons to destroy Heaven. Also the demoness is incredibly cruel and will expect you to horrifically torture humans and other sentient beings for amusement.
Which do you choose?
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>>39205669
Can I replace Stacey with a moderately attractive, loyal qt? If not I'll still take the Stacey option, I would never want to torture someone.
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I choose Stacey, who the fuck wants to go to Hell?
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>>39205709
You can either have Stacey who cheats, or a hot model looking Black girl who is loyal but is extremely belligerent and won't stfu, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRlcf82tTTg
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>>39205746
meh, just give me the Stacey, I don't want the belligerent black lady.
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>>39205756
>not choosing demonhood
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>>39205786
Torturing people is bad.
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How about I get 100 millon dollars but I can never have sex or a girlfriend ever and I'm stuck in limbo when I die.
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>>39205669
>>39205746
I'll take the belligerent black qt and make her wear her natural hair. Not even a competition, I can just wear a condom with my whore and fuck other sluts, or yolo it cause I'm going to heaven
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>>39205669
I'd be chad. Getting an std is fine, just faster way to heaven
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>>39205813
>wanting to go to Heaven
>not knowing Heaven is a trap and a prison camp where people are forced to sing praises to God 24/7
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What if there's no heaven. You become a demon or be consumed after death.
If demons made the world.
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>>39205669
I'd fug the demon but she has to be more attractive than that girl.
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>Reject its choices and attack the demon.
I will not fall for your tricks, filth.
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>>39205669
I'll take the demon, we'd get along better.
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>>39205796
>he doesn't want to turn fellow robots into his demon soldiers and toture normies in hell
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lol this is like choosing 1 million dollars over a superpower, Demonhood is OBVIOUSLY the better, more exciting choice. Even if you have to torture a few people to gain the power
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>>39205669
So your question boils down to would you rather sleep around or be in a committed relationship but with some weird moralfag sadism fetish.
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>>39206058
My battle brother! I completely agree.
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>>39205669
Demon has literally no downsides. What kind of shit thread is this?
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>>39206561
>Demon has literally no downsides.
Did you skip past the being barred from heaven, having to fight God's armies, and the whole torturing people bit?
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>>39205669
What kind of humans? Am I torturing them because they ended up in hell?Can I absolve those I see as worthy like in Dante's Inferno?
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>>39206698
>implying that I would like god even if he existed
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>>39205669
Stacy. I have a Stacy-fetish.
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>>39205669
Date Stacy.
Drop out immediately.
Nice one OP.
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>>39205669
Bitch please,are you even doubting? I will love my Demonette to the end of times
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>>39206926
But you'll go to Hell...
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>>39206993
Home is were the hearth is, Sempai
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>>39205669
??easyiest??
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>>39206993
>we aren't in hell right now
At least this way I'll get a demoness chick and have powers.
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>>39205669
Stacy, and I'd leave her the moment I suspected she was cheating.
Daemons are faggots, the only good one is a dead one.
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>>39206058
>>39206511
My guys right here.
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>>39207129
>Daemons are faggots,
I think you have me mistaken for Slaanesh.
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>>39207236
Stupid rubble weaklings, theres only one true deity worth adoring.Blood for the blood God!
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>>39207236
My second point still stands.
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>>39207412
Khorne can give you power to become the greatest warrior the world has ever known. Surpassing even the legends of men such as Heracles and Gilgamesh? Why pass that up, for the sake of what? Some God you can't even see?
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>>39207516
For Jesus, anon. For Jesus.
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I would pick the demon but refuse to torture anyone
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>>39205669
A sexy and loyal goth girls is my dream, so therefo I pick infernoqt over stacy thunderpussy
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>>39205669
demoness pls
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>>39205669
I refuse of course.
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