Would this be better than a life of no one at all?

is that still alive?

>>39205202
yes
read up on how they work, it's super interesting

>>39205139
>Essentially dating two women at once
>They're literally inseparable
>Twice the amount of issues
>Same amount of pussy
>Also they're ugly
I wouldn't touch these cunts with a ten foot pole

they don't want to be tested?

Why? Surely they realize how selfish they are being?

Their life is an interesting experiment into the nature of sentience and the human experience

looking into the medical standpoint, how their body works and how it came to be, would be extremely worthwhile


I can understand not wanting to be an experiment but just letting docs check up on them like once a year doesn't affect them at all

>>39205246
This is what they know
>2 heads
>2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
>2 completely separate spinal cords
>2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
>1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
>2 breasts
>2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
>4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; >three pleural cavities
>1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
>2 stomachs
>2 gallbladders
>1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
>Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a >slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
>1 large intestine (one colon)
>3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
>1 bladder
>1 set of reproductive organs
>2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
>1 slightly broad pelvis
>2 legs
Each controls their side
no problems despite fixed scoliosis

>>39205219
feed me, i can't be bothered
post links and such

>>39205139

What did they looked liked before doing fusion?

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>>39205225

Don't even sit there and act like you wouldn't if they threw themselves at you.

>>39205139
Anyone know their height? Are they taller than me?

>tfw no giant two headed gf

>>39205327

WHO CONTROL THE BLADDER?

>>39205433
I literally wouldn't. But I'm able to get normal girls so that's probably why. This thing disgusts me.

>>39205327
You know more about a random girl(s?) than I do about myself.

>>39205139
Is flicking it's bean considered incest?

>>39205225
There was an interview with them and they both had different boyfriends. They also have nudes out.

>>39205492
imagine the possibilities
>you pissed me off today, we aren't gonna pee until you apologize

>>39205572
no, those nudes are fake

>>39205572
Post nudes or you are a liar and shameful faggot.

>>39205608
>>>39205572
>Post nudes or you are a liar and shameful faggot.
they exist but they're just a photoshop of another one headed girl giving head

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>>39205608
Shop or not
I'll still whip out my cock

>>39205327
So they both feel the vagina, or?

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>>39205139

Found the perfect match

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>>39205572
>and they both had different boyfriends
by default, that means that the other head still enjoys the pleasure making them cheaters by default or one is forced to watch as she essentially gets raped

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Do you think one of her heads is mean?
>tfw when you will never literally be a monster

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>>39205804
Ah 5! 6! 7! 8!

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>>39205139
>tfw conjoined twin would probably hate me too

>>39205139
When the were all the rage on /b/ around 10 year ago, I read the mom saying that she can't wait until they/it start dating. I find it insane how this person/s will be able to find someone while autistic robots won't.

>>39205572
so they have to share her..

>>39205139
I really want to know what happens when they get pregnant. How do they legally decide the mother? Will they both get maternal feelings towards the offspring? How does marriage work, do they both get legally married to the same man?