ITT: dumbest reason you got punished in school

For being extra sexy ;^)

>eating dinner in junior school
>feel someone kicking under the table
>look under the table
>girl is just casually swinging her legs
>when I sit back up she's accused me of stealing her lucky rabbits foot
>sent to the teacher
>she was in the middle of teaching a class
>get berated and burst out crying in front of everyone

Nigga I was like 5 and she was sat across the other side of the table I'm not fucking houdini you cunt.

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>>39204949

> sixth grade
> in library class
> teacher has some medical condition which makes him talk really slowly
> learning about the almanac
> fuck this is boring
> skim through the book to find a page that's interesting
> read that page for a bit
> teacher comes up to me
> says I have to attend lunch detention tomorrow
> skip detention and face zero consequences

Correcting the teacher. I have some bad stories.

Who knew that middle aged women were so insecure that they flew into a rage any time you proved them wrong.

>tapped girl on shoulder to get her attention because someone wanted her
>she starts claiming I wiped snot on her and tattles to the teacher getting me in trouble
Fuck female teachers, fuck girls, fuck 'em all.

>>39204998

forgot to clarify, I wasn't reading the page he told us to read, although he was going at a very fucking slow pace and he was reading the page already.

>>39204949
>walking to chem
>table blocking passage to class
>being autistic i put it on its side instead of moving it over
>teacher comes
>asks who flipped table
>try to explain myself
>get a detention for putting table on its side
kill me

Made a Mother's Day card for an activity. Teacher was a bitch and told me my mother wouldn't like it and ripped it up. I cried and she told me to stop it and sent me to the office when I couldn't. When mother got there the teacher said "your son was being disruptive..." mom interrupted her "if you ever make my son cry again I'll kick your ass. So think about it before you call me for some bullshit reason, because next time I'm knocking your crooked teeth out" then mom took me to get sonic

>whore girlfriend told me she cheated on me 3 times over the phone via phone call
>Told her I was going to curse her when I get home
>Give her the stare down while at lunch
>SRO officer summons me
>Complaint about threatening to curse her
What a cunt.

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>>39204949
Maybe not punishment like a detention or something but still dumb shit nonetheless
>be me in 9th grade
>have study hall with basically all of my 6 friends
>get sick one day and miss due date for english assignment
>english grade drops to a D
>roastie teacher talks with my counselor and I get moved to a "guided study hall" with nignogs and retards
>grade in english goes back up to an A- but I'm still in the dipshit class
>all I do is use the classroom computers to check emails and watch jewtube videos anyways
>this wouldn't be the first time I get fucked over by fucking english class/teachers

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>third grade math class
>teacher forms groups of three to work on math problems
>my bro and i are in the same group
>we're probably the two smartest kids in the class and we're paired up with some roastie
>we are working really fast and she's still stuck on some of the beginner problems
>complains to the teacher that we called her dumb, stupid, etc. even though we didn't
>first time i ever got yelled at in my life
>start crying like a bitch
>friend remains stoic throughout

>family moved to the US from england when I was young
>went from prep academy with a uniform to a regular elementary school
>talking to a friend
>yeah m8 I like wearing jeans every day alot more than those knickers before
>all the blacks around me start howling and screeching in what sounds like anger and fear
>MIZZ TEACHER ANON SAID DUH N-WORD
>wot
>had no clue what they even meant
>blacks literally crying just to get me in trouble
>black teacher starts screaming at me
>suspended for a week

Spent that week making sure I never slipped back into a British accent again. Fuck those niggers.

>be in highschool English literature
>enjoy the books we read in class
>until we spend an hour doing course work and discussing 10 minutes worth of reading
>totally unaware aspie always volunteers to read despite being the absolute slowest in the class on account of a stutter and constantly mispronouncing words
>classmate and I start to read ahead in the book to actually enjoy it for ourselves
>roastie teacher sees us doing it and tells us to stop
>don't because that's dumb and pointless
>next time we get caught, we each get detention
>from then on we both volunteer to read all the time and get through 30-40 pages per class instead of 10-15

It's honestly really mild overall, but the senselessness of it really pissed me off because the teacher never gave a reason other than "because I said so". She also marked me off for using the word "sentient" in an essay because she thought it wasn't a real word. She didn't acknowledge it or give points back even when I showed it to her in the dictionary

>be me, grade 7 during an in class maths assignment
>retarded roastie who sits behind me keeps on poking me
>after like 10 minutes this begins to get very infuriating
>for some reason decide to steal her binder and run to the washroom with it, payback I suppose
>while running out of the class I trip over a chair and fly into the class phone
>CRAAAAASSSSSHHHHH
>class phone is now in a million pieces due to me fucking elbowing it
>this all happened in front of my class, while it was dead silent
>never been more embarrassed in my life before now
>get sent down to the principal's office and end up in detention for the rest of the week
very light punishment, but this is just a very fond memory of mine

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>>39204949
Getting told to tuck in my shirt, and using the tuck in at the back and fold round trick, as I did everytime when ever i saw a teacher only to unfold it when I walked past.
Only for a teacher to finally catch on to my trick in my last year who gave me a 20 minute dettention even though it looked bloddy tucked in!

>be 8
>way in to basketball at the time
>bring own ball to school to play with at recess
>during recess go to the basketball hoop directly across the street from schoolyard
>girl from my class sees me
>ANON YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY OUTSIDE SCHOOL GROUNDS I'M TELLING
>girl tattletail arrives with teacher
>get severely chewed out about staying inside school property during recess

Okay now I can understand if maybe this was an inner city school or something with a lot of traffic and people around. This was, in fact, a small town and the hoop was located in an area closer to the school building than many parts of the school's field

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>gym locker broken into
>stole my gym clothes
>don't get changed
>tell teacher I was robbed
>"you're getting detention for not changing"

wat

>>39204949
What do you mean? Dumb on my part for creating a reason or dumb on the school's part for punishing me?

Teacher in pre-school got mad i didnt eat my cheesy broccoli and sent me to the corner for like 15 minutes

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>8th grade
>paper wasps in vogue with all the cool kids
>kids grabbing whatever rubber bands they can get their hands on to hurt each other
>elderly english teacher who looks like she's perpetually pregnant going absolutely apeshit over people swiping the rubber bands from the stacks of pamphlets she keeps at the back of the room
>one day while waiting for class to begin
>friend flings a rubber band at me and I catch it just as the teacher walks in
>"So YOU'RE the one who's been stealing my rubber bands!"
>try to tell her it wasn't me
>won't listen
>get a whole bunch of demerits and detention
>can't go on roller skating field trip at the end of the semester because of too many demerits
>had to stay behind with the speds and the one white trash kid who accidentally burnt his own house down once and do classwork
It's been 12 years and I still haven't forgotten, you pear-shaped cunt.

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>first grade
>some stacy is moving away
>telling everyone, getting sympathy
>kids are crying
>she comes up to me during recess
>"anon, I'm leaving this week"
>laugh and reply ok
>"anon, you'll never see me again"
>"I don't even remember your name and really don't care if I see you again"
>bitch starts crying, slaps me, and runs to a teacher
>I return to playing with ants in the dirt
>teacher comes over
>"anon, stacy says you said you wouldn't care if you saw her again. Is this true?"
>"yeah, I don't care about her"
>get a written citation and told if I don't apologize I'll be suspended
>refuse to apologize
>get three days off of school

>always ask to use bathroom like 6 times in one hour because I need to face my face to feel good
>have to take a piss this time
>teacher gets annoyed and says no
>tell him I'm going to piss my pants
>he said go ahead
>take out an empty bottle and pissed in it behind my desk
>some roastie saw my dick and left the classroom to tell the principal
Fuck school also I got kicked out a day later after I pulled my pants down and told the roastie to choke on this the next day in class.

I didn't get to go on school camp because I left my lunchbox out :(

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>looking up gta3 cheats on the class computer with my friend during indoor recess
>ad with lara croft in a bikini pops up
>piece of shit school computer freezes
>some roastie-in-training sees and starts shouting
>"Ewwwwwwww they're looking at porn!"
>everyone looking now
>teacher sends me to the principal's office
>suspended for the rest of the week
>calls my mom to pick me up
>try to explain myself but she won't listen
>won't talk to me for the whole ride home
>get whipped with a hotwheels track and grounded
>known as "that weird kid who looks at video game porn" for the next three years until I move to a different school

>>39204999
Middle aged women are the worst.
>REEEEEEEE I'M 45 AND DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND OR KIDS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>I TAKE OUT ALL MY INSECURITIES ON CHILDREN AND RETAIL EMPLOYEES

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this wasn't a punishment but it sticks out because it was something that i dwelled on for a while after

>sat in maths class
>room is dead silent
>not paying attention to anything or doing work
>thinking about motorcycles
>girl across from me shouts "STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
>snap back into reality, realize I've been staring at her while thinking about muh bike
>people are staring
>look down and scribble some shit on my worksheet

women are shit

>>39204949
>fourth grade
>reading a book at my desk after handing in a test

Fuck american education

>>39205060
shout out to your mum

>First week of secondary school
>Talking in corridor
>Teacher gives me a detention
>Form teacher finds out, gives me a detention for getting a detention
>Year head finds out, gives me another detention fro getting a detention
>Principal heres I got three detentions in my first week so I'm sent to her fucking office for a stern talking to
what the fuck. I was an eleven year old talking OUTSIDE of class and it snowballs into that bullshit

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>>39204949
>fifth grade
>draw a ton of huge stick figure battles in my notebooks
>a teacher somehow catches wind of this
>get called to the principal's office and meet with her and one of my teachers
>we go over every single violent drawing in my notebooks because heaven forbid an 11 year old boy likes action and cool guys with guns and that kind of stuff
>they also think i'm going to shoot up the school at the ripe old age of 11 or something because i've been "talking about guns" to other people
>really I have just been talking about vidya with my friends
>notebooks are all confiscated, have to get my parents to buy new ones
>they take away all of my games for a few months because they think it's "making me violent"

Not a punishment but it fucked me off nonetheless.

>be 10 or 11
>working in pairs for math
>doing really easy exercise
>read number wrong so I get a question wrong
>class almost over
>teacher asks if anyone's partner struggled
>dickhead says I was struggling
>"ok thank you dickhead, anon stay behind please"
>teacher shows me basic multiplication for 20 minutes into lunchtime
>run out of class when it's over
>beat up dickhead

He knew it was a little mistake. He just wanted me to have less time to play.

>>39204949
Memes. Don't worry I blamed iFunny. (Even though it wasn't iFunny but rather my friends discord server with a hell of a lot of shitposting)

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>>39205800
>getting a detention for getting a detention

>>39204949
Kicked a kid in the face after he punched me and made him cry

>>39204949
I was walking out of a room during an activity I ran that year and the teacher sponsor somehow turns it in to some massive harassment campaign by me due to the intersection of her female and Jewish identities. I have Asperger's; I don't make eye contact with anyone. She tried to give me the level of infraction reserved for criminal offenses, but ended up getting bitch slapped by my vice principle at the parent-teacher conference and had her benefits and shit voided.

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>people who remember high school and earlier
i have straight up blocked that part out of my life out of my memory

I mostly deserved it. Even when I didn't deserve it it was legitimately my fault for being such a little shit that people thought I deserved it.

The office was my second home.

The dumbest reason I saw somebody get punished in school was one boy known for being even more of a shithead like myself was screaming shit like "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" at a girl just quietly doing her work and the girl got punished because the teacher was literally retarded and could be manipulated by perticularly dumb elementry school students.

I heard the parents made that teacher cry by complaining about how she failed to stop a bullying epidemic in the class, underprepared kids for standardised testing, had multiple students leave her class, multiple students leave the school, and such. Totally deserved it, worst teacher I've ever seen.

It was either that or the time one of the students fucked with her using some prank, can't even remember the prank now, she blamed the wrong student and barred him from a christmas party he planned and put together himself. Just because she had an axe to grind with this student because of something they did to another teacher, not even her. She was such an unimaginably stupid bitch it was unbelievable. Bulli's not only learned they didn't have to fear her, they could use her as a tool for more hilarious bullying, and to be honest it was actually kind of funny seeing her fall over and over for the stupidest tricks and lashing out at innocent students.

>>39205256
I threw up on the kid in front of me in line because they served cheesy broccoli when I was in second grade
I still remember it, and the fucking cunt teacher Ms. Gentry kept mentioning it for like the next week.

>middle school gym class
>bowling lesson for some reason
>rubber bowling balls weigh <1lb
>popular kid tells me to toss him one
>'heck yeah!'
>sperg out and throw rubber ball the size of my head into the air entirely missing him and endangering other students because no athletic ability/ coordination
>written up for throwing "bowling ball"
>ask teacher what "written up" means because innocent autist nerd
>"detention"
>oh god no my mother no shes no thats not okay i didnt mean too im just awkward please god no
>walking beside the bad kids who always got detention now snickering at this pathetic show
>never get detention again except almost for cheating on a standardized test
>hopeless

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Defending yourself in fistfights. I got suspended once because some kids started a fight with me like what I'm suppose to sit there and take a beating

>>39206032
>muh zero tolerance

In 1st grade I was tying my shoe facing away from the chalkboard and my teacher got mad and sent me to the principals office.

>middle school lunch
>buy slushee and cookie from a food cart
>use the cookie as a cover to flip the slushee upside-down on the table
>janitor will have to spill it
>instead randomly smash the cup with my palm and slushee goes everywhere
>entire week of in school suspension

>>39205843
Total fucking bullshit, I was flagged from day one for getting so many so quickly because of that.
In fairness I was a shithead in school that deserved most of the punishment I got, but that first time was bullshit
>Scream at English teacher JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MISS SHUT THE FUCK UP
wew

>>39204949
>6th grade
>"friends" with some nigger
>in health class just chillin doing my work
>nigger looks me in the eyes and tells me he's going to punch me in the face
>wat
>the fucker actually does
>instead of fighting back i just tell the teacher to get him in trouble
>dumb nigger principal gives us both a detention

i shoulda fucked him up if i was going to get in trouble for a fight anyway

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>>39205928
Were we in the same class?

>>39204949
>school gets laptops for "research"
>everyone starts fucking around on them
>the boys start telling each other to google things to see weird stuff
>search random dumb shit
>one guy says to look up pinktaco.com
>start sweating because it sounds like it's porn
>it's a restaurant
>teacher starts paying attention out of nowhere
>sees pinktaco.com
>also thinks it's porn
>they search through the history and find some stuff some asshole did in the last lesson
>find risque artwork
>get yelled at, detention, have to write an essay about dumb shit
I admit, we could have used the computers properly, but that shit wasn't even my fault

like 2 days later I see a 5th grader walking around with a pink taco shirt

>>39204949
one time in first grade this sperg sitting next to me was laughing his ass off and my teacher almost sent me to the office because she assumed that I was the one making him laugh.

I swear, my first grade teacher was just a dumb young bimbo, and I would've wanted to smash the shit out of her had I known what sex was

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>>39204949
the guidance counselor said I gave off an "intimidating stare" in the hallways
>had to talk to police and a shrink because she considered it evidence of a school shooter

Not me, but:
>sophomore year
>history class
>teacher hands back a test we took the day before
>kid asks his friend what she got
>teacher starts flipping out
>"Ah, no no no, you don't get to violate her privacy like that. Give me your test."
>whole class is WTFing
>girl tries to tell her it's fine
>"No, I will not tolerate this kind of nonsense in my classroom."
>rips up his test and gives him a zero
>starts ranting about how tests are "sacred" and should be kept secret or some dumb shit
>leaves the room awkwardly silent because she had never acted like this much of a cunt before and no one knew what was going on
It wasn't even a particularly important test, either, and people had no problem sharing their scores before or after that incident. It came completely out of left field.

>dumbass hybrid roastie is always a fucking cunt, she's been in my classes since 6th grade
>go to arts school, both play cello
>always complaining about some shit
>acts like she's the top fucking bomb
>I always get into higher levels than her and sit ahead of her when we're playing together
>she always me to let her play the solos
>no fuck off cunt if you were good enough you would get them in the audition
>fast forward to 9th grade
>cunt always sits at the front
>can't play any of the music
>go up to her after one class
>hey if you can't play the music why do you sit first chair? you're supposed to be a leader up there
>called to the office the next day
>orchestra teachers are there
>so we heard that you've been telling sophia that she's no good
>you're going to have to sign this "discipline contract" which says you will never sit by her or talk to her until the end of the year
>if you don't we'll press harassment charges
>sure thing I'm happy to not have to talk to her again
in 11th and 12th grade she tried to get all chummy with me and talk to me in class and shit and I made it very clear I did not like her

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>>39205278
You sound cool anon I can respect a man of conviction

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>first day of 7th grade
>get shoved against a locker by some big kid
>shove him back
>only I get in trouble
>turns out his mother was a teacher there

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>shop teacher and I didn't get along at all
>one day he decides that my hair is too long and I need to put it in a ponytail if I want to work
>hair isn't even close to long enough for a ponytail which I explain to him
>tells me if I can't tie it up, to go sit outside shop coordinators office
>coordinator comes out and I explain the situation
>he doesn't like me either so he sides with my teacher
>tell them I'll wear a welding bandana which are available and used by students in the welding shop
>tells me that I can't wear them because some "gang" might see me wearing the wrong colors and take it the wrong way(there were lots of niggers and spics at my high school)
>tell him that makes no sense at all because the other shops under his watch use them daily, and I could just take it off before I leave shop
>end up spending the next 2 school days sitting outside his office all day until the eventually call my mom in because I'm "misbehaving"
>she comes in mad as fuck at my coordinator and I
>yanks my hair up with a hair tie and ties it in place
>hair is now sticking up on the top of my head and is way more of a hazard than it was hanging down
>work in shop for an hour or so after my mother leaves
>all the other kids in shop keep looking at me and laughing because I have this ridiculous thing of hair sticking up on the top of my head
>take the hair tie out, walk past my shop teacher and go sit outside the coordinators again
>get my hair cut against my will that weekend so I can actually participate in school

Saw my coordinator last fall and we both just shot each other a look of disdain.

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>be 9th grade
>feeling cheeky
>pick shit of toilet bowl
>write "[PRINCIPAL] IS A CUNT" all over the stall
>come back to class, some shit left on my hand
>they find out pretty quickly that I was the shit smearer
>mfw sent to a tard school because the administration can't handle any banter
another time I got expelled for breaking a girl's nose but that's another story

>>39204949
>6th grade
>was telling some friends about an episode of robot chicken that involved one of the characters singing naked in front of a bunch of animals
>just thought it was funny
>teacher overheard me talking
>a girl was in the group of people I was talking to(but she was laughing with us)
>teacher tells me that talking about naked people to girls is sexual harrassment
>I get sent to the vice principal's office
>he tells me that I could go to jail for sexual harrassment for this
>tells me the girl could press charges and I'm lucky she didn't
>he calls my mother and tells her all this stuff in front of me
>I go home and my mom basically blows it off as nothing
>they gave me detentions for two weeks
>showed up to one detention and realized they didn't keep a list or anything of who showed up and who didn't
>just didn't go to anymore detentions and nobody said anything

Was pretty weird. It was a really small town with people who were really religious though so even talking about stuff like that was a big no no. Also the teacher that sent me to the principal was pretty crazy. She got fired for stealing money from the school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urtszLA1eB8

This was what I was describing to my friends that got me in trouble. Probably not school appropriate but I don't think I deserved the sexual harrassment bullshit.

I once forgot a half sheet of paper under my chair in my orchestra class and my teacher gave me an hour long detention for it.

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I changed the desktop picture on one of the computers in English class. Wasn't even anything offensive, just a default Windows wallpaper instead of another default Windows wallpaper. Got lectured on how computers are expensive to replace and all that jazz.

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>>39206032
This shot right here always happened to me
>classmates verbally taunt me
>every day
>tell teachers
>"just ignore them and they'll stop"
I'm sure you people know more than anything that never fucking worked
>have enough, decide to end it myself
>next day, wait for them to say shit
>they start poking at me
>deck ringleader in the face
>get sent to office
>yelled at by parents
>0 fucks given, would do it again
I did do it again. Multiple times.

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>teacher is collecting math worksheet from the night before
>accidentally left homework at home
>teacher knows I'm a brainlet at math so she doesn't believe me and calls me a liar in front of the whole class
>gives me 2 pages worth of pre-algebra exercises due the next day on top of the homework I already have that night
What the fuck was her problem? Fucking bitch

Not me, but a classmate once was punished for offering to spell his name (which was German and hence, hard to write) to the teacher. She took it as he thought she was dumb.

>>39206273
not really a dumb punishment for someone who smeared shit everywhere and didn't wash their hands properly.
act like a tard, get treated like one. and I learned that one the hard way.

>sitting there doing my work
>havent messed around the entire class
>dutily taling notes
>"ANON!"
>"What?"
>"Stop screwing around."
>"I've been doing my work this whole time."
>"Get out into the hall! Now!"
She got fired lol

>>39204949
>co-ed gym class in 6th grade
>male, 50 year old gym teacher is friends with all the girls and lets them hang with him in his office all the time during lunch or after school
>one day, a Stacy tells the teacher she doesn't want to run and sits off to the side
>don't think anything of it
>fat friend says he doesn't want to run
>tell the teacher that fat friend doesn't want to run
>gym teacher SNAPS at me and kicks me out of class and tells me to go to the principals office
>have to tell the principle why I'm there
>sit there for the rest of the day
>gym teacher called my mom before I even got home
>told her that the Stacy had her period and that I was insensitive to her

Literally got in trouble because some Stacy whore got her fee fees hurt.

Another time:
>12th grade
>had to stay after school one time
>told mom before school she had to pick me up
>turns out I don't have to stay after
>ask to be excused from class so I can call my mom from nurses office to tell her she doesn't have to pick me up because I didn't have a cell phone
>go and tell her
>2 periods later I get a summon from the principle
>go to his office
>he calls me a fool and a clown and says I'm dumb as shit
>says I have detention and demerits
>literally explode at him and curse him out and rip up his detention slip and say it's my right to call my parents any time I want while in school
>tell him I won't be serving this shit
>tell mom the story when I get home
>she forces me to apologize and serve the detention

Bonus:
>9th grade
>our homework requires us to type up a paper every day for a reading or some shit
>don't have a computer or printer
>teacher gets mad at me for not having the homework done all the time and tells me it has to be typed and printed
>tells me as class lets out that he wants it typed and printed
>brush him off and wave my hands him
>he snaps, face gets bright red, and yells at me that I'm a piece of shit and a terrible student

>>39206485
Forgot to mention that I said that if Stacy didn't have to run if she didn't want to then why does my fat friend have to

>>39205260
Similar story
>12th grade
>economics, young male teacher
>find rubber band on the floor
>decide to shoot one single hornet at friend in front of me
>teacher sees and says "so you're the one who's been doing that"
>confused because I only shot one
>tell him
>he doesn't believe me or care that it happened at all
>find out from a friend that some kid was shooting hornets at the teacher
Still sucks that he thought I did that

>>39206454
Actually, I think "I learned that one the hard way" warrants a post in this thread.

>High school
>One of the classes I have to get to involves trying to bypass a hall
>This hall in particular is crowded because lockers are assigned by alphabet
>See, all the spics ended up in this hall so they stand around talking all of passing period
>Shit's at a standstill every day
>Notice that a tard wrangler parts the red/brown sea everyday because she has the authority (and the tard) necessary to barrel through a crowd
>Decide "fuck it, free ride" and latch onto her arm like a tard might
>People eventually connect the dots and decide that I am a tard
>Time passes, classes change, and I no longer need to hitch a ride on the Tard Taxi
>Tard wranglers decide that I'm a tard playing hooky
>Drag me into special ed class
>Try to explain situation to them, they don't listen
>Eventually involve the principal but he sides with the teachers because that's the easiest thing to do (whole administration at the time was a bunch of lazy incompetent fuckholes that could fill this thread up with bullshit stories)
>My parents don't believe me until a few days later when they get a phone call about me not showing up to any classes
>Putting me in special ed and forcing me to stay there because you think that's where I belong, but then calling because I'm not showing up to the classes I signed up for?
>Biggestwhatthefuckface
>Meeting with principal
>Parents explain that, though I may look/sound/act it, I'm not actually a retarded
>Heard from younger friends that 2 years after I graduated the district had to replace the entire administration with people who would actually do their job

>>39204949
I was male
>7th grade
>french class
>girls getting pissed at each for some stupid reason
>yelling and throwing shit at each other
>lunch time
>old bitch lady teacher lets all the girls leave and tells the boys to stay
>"you guys were riling up the girls. I'm not letting you leave for lunch until you realize what you've done."
She ended up dying over christmas break

>read captain underpants as a young kid
>become punkass kid in middle school
>find out my punkass friends also read captain underpants
>we started stealing fistfuls of ketchup and doing the ketchup prank from one of the books

For those of you that don't know, you fold a ketchup packet in half and put it under the knobs on the bottom of the toilet seat and it explodes all over the back of someone's legs, pants, and butt when they sit down.

>put them under all the toilets we can get to for about a week
>dozens of kids sent home, dozens of pairs of pants ruined
>principle calls all of the school (1000+ kids) together for an emergency assembly
>denounces our behavior and tells us to come clean
>"we know who it is and if you tell us your punishment will be far less harsh"
>friends are freaking out, about to tattle on each other
>"guys if he knew he wouldn't have called the assemby, are you dumb?"
>we stay quiet about it and never get found out
>school had to keep on the half-dozen new janitors they hired to stand around in the boys' bathrooms all day
>probably came out of our textbook money
>dungivafuck

>>39204949
For not defending myself from a bully when they knew damn well that I didn't because the only reason that I didn't crush the weak fucker into dust was because I didn't want to get expelled from school over fighting. The damn teachers kept getting the others to attack me and rarely punished them for it. They were trying to weed me out, well fuck them. Looking back on it now I hate my parents and nearly everyone that lived in that shit hole community. If anybody tried doing that to my son, I'd fucking kill them.

>>39206582
>I'm not actually a retarded

unvaccinated for 10th grade
got a 2 week vacation because they had to suspend me while I waited for a doctor's appointment

My friend and I got held after class and scolded for saying "baby making man batter" in 7th grade

>grade 3, elementary school
>forced to write a paragraph assignment
>topic is things we like, etc
>write my favourite video game is Grand Theft Auto(vice city)
>fat, bitch teacher gets really mad when reading it and says "THAT IS A CRIME!"
>inform her that it is a video game
>keeps being angry

Man, retrospectively I still don't get it. That bitch was 25-35 years old yet she
was incredibly ignorant, and retarded.

A buddy of mine wrote the exact same thing about GTA and he didn't get in trouble for it yet I got singled out.

>>39205801
I'm mad for you, anon

>>39205838
>discord
>school
Get out of 4chan and go play minecraft, kiddo

>>39206626
>though I may look/sound/act it

>>39204949
>middle school
>friend dares me to ask Stacy what fapping means
>what the fuck is fapping
>approach her and say "Hey Stacy, what is fapping?"
>she loses her shit
>holy fuck what does it mean
>get sent to principal's office immediately
>principal sits down with me to say "listen kid, I don't know how your family does it in your home, but what you said was absolutely disgusting"
>yes sir
Got away with it and all I had to do was let the principal passive aggressively insult me and my family

>used to be a skinny slightly muscular emo dude
>had scars of mosquito bites and selfharming on my arm
>retard kid behind me jammers on about me being on drugs
>teacher flips out at me
>gets me send to principals office when i said that im not on drugs

>>39206607
Haha, I did the exact same thing without those dumb consequences though.

It was always a great feeling to walk into the washroom and seeing that my squishy went off successfully.

>>39206719
Reminds me of a time in high school
>psychology taught by macho wrestler
>drug unit where each kid had to get into a group and give a presentation about a specific drug
>every presentation teacher says "I bet ANON would know where to get some of that, right class?"
Fucker

>>39204949
>kid talks shit about me
>walk up to him and unironically ask him to stop
>He attacks me and tries to fucking bite me
>Get suspended for "invading his space"
>He gets nothing

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>>39206607
Fucking hell, you just made me remember the time I used the Captain Underpants ketchup prank on my own grandmother.

>Classmate asked me if I'm an athiest
>I don't respond
>other classmate jumps in "woah what? You're a Satanist? What the hell is wrong with you?"
>rumor quickly gets everyone angry (very Christian area)
>teacher yells at us to shut up, asks what's going on
>dumb bitch that asked originally says "anon is telling us about how he worships Satan and keeps insulting us christians"
>teacher writes me up and sends me to the office, despite my explanation
>get 2 days detention

>>39206742
Nice one, Anon. I didn't even remember what they were called until you reminded me.

>>39206832
I hope she found it funny in retrospect, at least.

>>39205060
My mom was just like this. I love her.

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>Highschool
>English
>Teacher gives us a 7 page worksheet
>Finish and turn in
>Got a F on it
>Ask why
>"You got three wrong anon"(out of 90)
>Turns out this bitch only graded 5 questions out of 90
>Ask why she didn't grade the rest
>Sends me to guidance counselor
>Get detention

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>>39204949
>Junior year
>AP Bio
>Teacher is incredibly rad but the students are dickheads
>black girl named Shay raises her hand
>"Ms.Beebe can I go to the bathroom"
>teacher replies "Sure Shay baby for you the skies the limit"
>Girl gets sassy and says "well what if I want to be an astronaut?"
>my dumbass not remembering racial stereotypes fucking says and I quote
>"I'm sorry, they're not sending monkeys to space anymore"
>room silent
>black girl physically repulsed
>I just meant that she was stupid no racial undertone
>bitch doesn't buy it
>I must pay for my racism in her mind. Even the fucking teacher agrees that I likely didn't mean it in a racial way
>black girl marches to the deans office
>explain that it was a stupidity thing not a racial thing.
>no surprise that doesn't help.
>in school suspension for 3 days which turns into 5 because i fell asleep in it.

Best part was my drawfag friend purposefully got iss by yelling "Cunt" in English class just so she could chill out with me. Mewpsy is a god damn bro.

>>39206952
>I hope she found it funny in retrospect, at least.
The white pants he was wearing were ruined, but she wasn't mad at me as far as I remember. She was probably furious on the inside but didn't want to lash out at a 7 year old.

>>39205743
Same. Used to read every free second I had until my school said that books can't be read while class is in session because one bitch teacher got angry I would finish shit fast just to read more.

Now I barely read and I blame that bitch and myself

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>>39204949
>brought a bottle of white out
>get sent to the principles office
>still don't know why thats bad.

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>2nd grade
>always kept to myself
>some retards were doing retarded shit one day
>nigger teacher angrily asks WHO DID DIS
>everyone in the class points to me
>get suspended for 3 days and miss a field trip

Still angry.

Send a 'funny email' to a new and young male teacher. The email states that his computer has been infected by 'a middle eastern virus' from Achmed. The virus works like this.
1: you manually send the email to 3 other people
2:you hammer your own pc

We had to visit the principle and got 1 week detention.

Being tired

I got in school suspension for leaving an empty water bottle at my desk

>be me
>9 yo
>cool, gentle teacher is sick
>have substitute teacher for one day
>old, fat hag
>mexican kid calls someone in class a cunt
>teacher doesn't hear it, even though he basically yelled it
>go complain to teacher about it
>I literally mention the word cunt in front of her
>her face turns into a frown
>ohshit.jpg
>teacher doesn't believe me, thinks I said the word instead
>scolds me, and doesn't allow me to go to recess, says I have "work to do"
>have to watch everyone having fun outside from the window, while I had to write an essay for the old hag

I guess it serves me right for being a snitch

>8th grade
>in guidance class with math teacher standing in
>stand up for 3 seconds
>get yelled at
Wut
>sit back down
>friend tells me to look up Diablo chicken
>do it
>teacher sees it
>get 2 day detention

>>39204949
>2nd grade
>have a pair of scissors
>snibbidysnab
>get sent to office for using a deadly weapon

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>Finish test
>Write "Make America Great Again" on the bottom of the paper
>Teacher sends me to the office for being racist

I got to sit in the office for 30 min and mess around my phone

>>39207369
>Write "Make America Great Again" on the bottom of the paper
underage detected

>flipping off and punching a stacy
>proving that you could suck your own dick during guitar class
>jumping all the way down the stairs in one go
>making a 4 level piggyback ride
>having pretend shootouts in class
>telling teachers and principals to fuck off for detaining me for stupid shit
>yelling in gym class
>making a castle of hoola hoops in gym class
>getting in a fork fight and stabbing the other kid during lunch
>punching a 6'3 nigger 14 year old in the head for no reason
>grabbing a stacys ass when the chads dared me to hug her
>looking at many stacies tits
>stabbing my friend with a pen
>making a wooden dildo in shop class
>various forms of autistic outbursts
>reading during english class
>disagreeing with my science teacher when she said some dumb bullshit
>telling a group of stacies who picked on me to go get raped
>fighting in the back of the bus
>didn't even realize any of this was wrong or bad in the eyes of most people
I used to be real mad cunt in middle school and early highschool. Don't know how I turned into a nervous pussy.

>>39204949
>>39204949
>threw a rock
>forgot homework
>gave my friend and attaboy smack on the back
>hugged a bitch
All in middle school.

>>39207323
thats what happens when you're a snitch, cunt

>>39207369
>Make America Great Again
kek
underage fag

>>39207390
>>39207428
How is he underaged you god dam commie goat fuckers

>>39207410
I would've done it again because I was a good boy, senpai X:(

>>39207457
Because his post is >implying that he was in HS in 2015/2016.

>A kid punched me in the face after I hid his bag as a joke
>I was a skeleton boy and he was a wannabe chad so it hurt
>When I went to the principal about it, the chad played the victim and pulled up the time I called him a pig nosed cunt over text because he was insulting my friends
>He got suspended for 3 days for physical abuse and I got suspended for 2 days for cyber bullying
Australian schools are ridiculous

>>39204949

>Art class
>Arrive 1-2 minutes late daily cause of friends
>Nigger teacher REEEEEEEEEEEs about a little thing like that
>Eventually get detention for it
>Half ass all my projects anyway cause I can't draw

>>39204949
>11th grade
>walking around with ex gf and friend
>skipping class
>we make fun of lil pump a lot
>i yell "I SELL CRACK ON PAYPAL" really loud in the hallways
>some bitch stares at me before making that "tsk tsk tsk" sound
>she says to me "my dads a cop"
>lol she thinks i was serious
>i tell her that her dad can suck my gooch
>in lunch
>cop puts his hand on my shoulder
>"OH FUCK.WAV"
>they bring me and my friend to the office
>search my friend for crack let him go
>all smug, give them consent to search me obviously i dont have crack
>they pull out everything
>headphone bag
>IMMEDIATELY SHIT MY PANTS INTERNALLY
>i had a 4 grams of weed I forgot I even put in there
>hope they don't search it
>they search it
>ten days OSS
I got expelled later that year for an incident with squirting someone with choccy milk out of a syringe

>>39205060
Fuck this teacher right here. Holy shit.

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>>39204949
>told narcissistic principal to fuck off during a mental breakdown
The staff at my school had the most overblown egos I've ever seen. They didn't expel kids for fighting, but DID expel them for talking back to authority. They gave a kid the boot for yelling at them when they tried to grab his bag, but gave a pass to the seniors who kicked a 13 year old in the head with steel-toed boots in the school parking lot.

>4th grade
>Make small figure of Patrick Star with a penis out of modeling clay
>Kid snitches

Catholic school sucked.

>>39207509
You dun goofed, anon. Karma

fillpino teacher got mad that I was licking flowr petals and making them stick to my face

In middle school I got one detention every year for wearing a hat

It was just a regular, unremarkable hat, teachers were just assblasted about wearing hats inside for some reason and I just never cared to follow the 'no hats' rule

Fuck you mrs.wakeland

I printed out 200 pages worth of medieval history by complete accident and I was banned from printing anything until I finished middle school.

>>39207392
Oh fuck, I just remembered the horror that was my study hall. That fat cunt really fucking hated me, always sending me to the office for things like other people laughing or because I was listening to music. So I told her to shut the fuck up and stop blaming me for everything, got a detention.

>>39207509

Holy shit, dude. Don't tempt dumb cunts like the one you described.

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>school had a rule about wearing baseball caps indoors for males
>was in a hurry getting into class and forgot to take off baseball cap
>new principal comes up and says to give him my baseball cap
>I say no and ask if I can just take it off
>I get suspended for a week

>>39205060
fuck this teacher, god bless your mother anon

>>39207591
>suspended for a hat
>hat
Damn fuck education nowadays. Feels like every other teacher or principal just think they have the right to halt education for minor inconveniences.

>>39205534
NIGGGAAAAAAAAA

original of course my good sir

>drew a gun in economics

>>39207621
This was 17 years ago. I pray that it's not as bad these days.

>>39207576
>>39207591

My school didn't have that rule. but there were teachers who were absolute cunts about hats. Like it's just a fucking hat, get over it and focus on teaching.

>>39204949
I didn't realize I had got in trouble until I graduated from high school.
>8th grade
>helping my clueless friend with some algebra concept
>teacher says to go out to the hall because my teaching must have distributed his inferior teaching
>me and my friend go out into the hall and I help him with it

>be 9
>teachers are cunts
>say to friends "i wish i had a bazooka to blow the school up"
>suspended for 2 weeks
what the fuck was their problem? where is a 9 year old going to get a gun in fucking LEAF LAND

>draws a picture of a very cartoonie shirtless man
>tapes it to classroom wall near where i sit
>Teacher happened to be gay despite me not knowing
>gets called homophobic and gets suspended for a week

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>>39204949
writing my name on a wall

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>>39205278
Props to you for not crying like a little bitch like some of the others in this thread.

>>39205063
Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha?

>2nd grade
>never been in trouble before
>teacher asks "Who wants to make cards for Mother's Day!"
>everyone raises their hand but me
>teacher sends me to the principle's office
>crying on my walk down there
>get to the office
>the principle was not there that day
>got away scott free
On that topic, I seriously hated art project in school. There is literally no point to them. Maybe they help brainlets learn, but if they were to show me the finished project I could just memorize / understand the whole thing in like 10 seconds.

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>>39204949
>called someone a fag
>almost got suspended
fun times to be 100% honest.

>>39204999
>>39207474
And? Grade 12 here in Canada at least your 18

>>39205278

HA. Little me wouldn't have bothered with those assholes anyway. Like maybe two or three people at best cared she was moving.

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In biology class we dissected rats and i cut my rats head off and tied a noose with its intestines. I then proceeded to hang the severed rat head with its own intestinal noose. No joke, i have a pic

>>39207048
HOLY SHIT

originally written by a potential sociopath

>>39206273
>breaking a girl's nose
Do tell, anon.

>>39207840
>white people
GOD DAMN YALL FUCK UP

>>39207474
I was in high school in 2015/2016
i was born in the July of 1999

>>39204949
putting someone in a coma half on accident doesnt deserve suspension. it's fucking retarded.

>4th grade
>kid doesn't like me for some reason
>tells the teacher that I cursed at him
>she believes him because he's white and I'm not
>get in trouble
>he continues to gets me in trouble when I don't even look in his direction
>other white kids see this as funny and start doing it too
>get labeled a problem child
>try to get alibis so that I won't get in trouble
>my alibis are nonwhite kids so the teacher believes that they're lying too and we both get in trouble
>there was a time when literally every nonwhite student in the class had detention for a week
>eventually get a punishment where I have to write a one page apology letter that the teacher typed up 10 times by hand and have it signed by my parents
>when I take it home to my parents, they flip out
>the next day they go to my school and demand to talk to my teacher
>they get pissed when they find out that my teacher never personally witnessed me doing anything wrong
>get transfered to a new school by the end of the week
I feel bad for the kids who were stuck there. I wish I could have taken them with me.

I got banned from my school's library for a semester because I left my computer logged on and my friend got on miniclips.

I got him back though because I got on his and looked up gay porn. We both had to explain ourselves in front of our parents. His was more awkward.

>>39207907
Shoulda sued for discrimination and got ez money. I say this as someone who often finds himself hating minorities. But what the fuck did you do? Nothing. Just a dumb racist bitch and you coulda sued that school for private education and decent college.

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>>39207048
Was the name of your school Forest?

>>39207900
yes it does wtf.

please elaborate

>Used a friend's butter knife during lunch.
>Got into shit for having brought a "weapon" to school.

i stayed inside to read during recess in kindergarten and was forced to sign "the binder" (our elementary school's form of a light punishment if you did some dumb shit i guess)

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>In 1st Grade
>Obsessed with Bionicle: The Mask of Light
>Make Rahkshi noise in class and at teacher
>Get sent to some cunty kindergarten teacher's class for being immature
>She bitches at me and gives me classwork
>"This is too easy!"
>Gives me a pile of fourth grade work
>sit and cry the rest of the day
>Tell mom when I get home
>Cunty teacher has to apologize to me along with first grade teacher

Pic related

>>39207907
This happened to me, but it wasn't a white teacher but a black teacher (I'm brown) and she let the white kids pick on me a lot. fuck them.

I only left cause my dad got a new job but when he discovered it a few years ago he was pissed. could have *sued*.

I got expelled for a picture of a military helicopter, it had weapons on it. Apparently it violated some school policy for "weapons paraphernalia"

>in music class
>playing a game where we guess what certain sound effects are
>girls are cheating
>teacher won't do anything about it
>threw my desk at the whiteboard

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>>39204949
>5th grade
>missed a week of school because I was sick af
>have to do a makeup test for my history class early one morning, and end up missing part of my science class
>science teacher bitches and literally thinks I could stop doing my test to come tell her I'd be late
>for no reason some other kid is in my assigned seat
>I have to sit at the table in the back with the class bird
>teacher swears that I'm not doing my work and that I keep staring at her, even though I'm trying hard to """catch up""" on my science work
I finished my work before class was over, too. I hated her so much.

>tfw her husband died in a car accident late last month

>>39207958
fuck I'm crying senpai

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>>39204949
>Kid beats me in smash bros 64 cuz I messed up an input, gloats to everyone in school
>I tell everyone that I'm actually much better than him
>he reports me to dean and I get suspended

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>>39207509
>11th grade
>lil pump

>>39206832
I did the one where you tape the sprayer nozzle handle for a sink shut with tape and got scolded by my father the next day because i really scared my mother with it.

Saying my great grandpa was a nazi and that I'm proud of my heritage

>>39205278
What the fuck is an alpha like you doing on this board?

>Scream omae wa moi shindairu when the kid sitting next to me got a 30 on a test

>>39207390
you can be 18 in high School

>>39206607

Brutal, dude.

>>39207954
>t. Britbong who didn't bin that knife

>Middle School
>Teacher gave whole class an F if one person didn't get 100% on homework
>entire class had 0s
>Teacher gets fired a few months into the year and we have to take summer school

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Got a few. This one is a daycare story though

>Be me 5 years old
>Friends with this cool taller ginger kid.
>Everyday after Kindergarten we'd play and hang out etc.
>One day he decides to be a massive prick and bite his arm super hard. Leaving a pretty deep bite mark
>"Teacher Teacher! Anon bit me!
>Got in huge trouble, get put in time out for the rest of the afternoon, and they threaten to kick me out to my mother.

Really fucking stupid, but I got him back.

>Fast forward a week later
>Average day after school at the center, it's playground time.
>We all rush outside to play on equipment.
>See Ginger kid near the swings, remember what he did to me
>Pick up huge fucking rock and chuck it as hard as I can at him.
>Nail him in the forehead making him bleed everywhere.
>Get kicked out, but was totally worth it.
>Fast forward 12 years. We're both in High school
>He still has that scar on his forehead.

Take that Andrew you little fucking shit.

>elementary school recess
>random ketchup packet just laying on one of the wooden structures
>playing on the structure and step on it
>didn't even see it until I stepped on it
>bitch 3rd grade teacher who was always on me and my friend's ass for every little thing we did sees this and claims I "sprayed ketchup all over the playground
>tfw banned from recess for a week

I don't know what it was about that teacher but she really had it out for me, she was never even my teacher.

>>39207943
Nah. Gibson. Sorry my guy
>>39207844
Which of us is the sociopath?

>>39207830
At least his 18 what?

>>39205060
Damn, your mum is a real G!

>>39204949
>be me
>be 8 years old girl
>goofing around some other kids
>pull up my shirt partway because I thought it'd be funny to show my stomach
>girl I'm talking to is horrified and runs to tell teacher
>teacher is old lady and extremely angry
>have absolutely no idea what I did wrong
>every day for a week teacher makes me sit away from everyone else at lunch and interrogates me because she doesn't believe I don't know why it was wrong
>I still don't fucking know what I did
>teacher eventually gives up
>never tells me what I did wrong
I had to figure it out on my own a year or two later.

>>39207025
how the fuck is she not fired

>>39204949
Pissed into a trash can. Also I threw a brick at a friend once.

In kindergarten we were doing hand gestures for some kind of raindance and I improvved a sunny face and the music teacher thought I was making a funny face at her.

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>6th grade recess
>find a broken brick
>stand on it
>teacher sees and yells at me to get off of it
>gives me detention
>detention guy asks why I'm there
>tell him
>he looks confused
>"Well did you get off the brick when she told you?"
>"Yes. So can I leave?"
>he says no and makes me stay an extra half hour

I still don't understand.

>>39207392
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>>39204949
>drug search because someone tipped the cops of
>i still sold speed at the time
>knew of the search and left my share at home
>smugness in person
>they begin to search my bag
>smugness intensifies
>they pull out about 20 grams of the shit
>mfw
>squeak out "oh"
>entire class in stitches at my face
>i don't even care because i'm laughing too hard
>expelled
>turns out I put it in another bag, and then took the bag to school because I couldn't find the first one

>>39208405

What worthless niggers.

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>>39207840
Holy shit. no punishment served?

my memory is way too weak to remember details, but i got in trouble a lot
>kid asks me if I grew up sucking tits, answer no
>well then you grew up sucking your fathers dick
>thrown a chair at him, got a warning (no detentions nd suspensions here)

>calling a teacher with curly hair a 'monkey with a sheep's head", just as he walked in
>getting into fights over the years, I over reacted any offensive joke apparently
>throwing a rock in an open window, that landed before the principal
>later in highschool, get shit for changing the desktop background on one of the computers
>we often kicked the ball inside classrooms, hitting the walls, lamps ... then got a warn outside of action

haven't got into actual trouble but I had a beef with a teacher who didn't let me to go for lunch alone (100m walk across a street), and I should have waited for her half an hour at times. So most of the time just sneaked up, other teachers didn't give a rats ass, and I got to eat alone, good times.

>>39207840
A girl in my biology group did the same thing back in high school but the teacher didn't give a fuck.

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>>39204949
>Be 12th Grade
>already accepted into best state university
>grades start slipping from straight As to As mixed with Bs
>mom becomes worried and talks to guidance counselor
>counselor schedules huge intervention with all of my teachers
>I'm cool with most of them except maybe one
>next quarter grades go back to being straight As
>Mom agrees to call off this huge roast session thats about to occur
>Guidance counselor essentially tells my mother its happening any way and she doesn't care what my grades are because my attitude has been and issue
>inner-rage-of-1000-suns.jpeg
>conceal the anger as to not prove a point
>Roast session occurs
>teachers essentially say that I've been not taking the coarse material as seriously and that my questions in class can be aggressive sometimes
>worst question I've asked "what is a real world application of this"
>whole roast session just staring at the counselor with mild anger mixed with annoyance
>she avoids eye contact with me the whole time
>after the session is over my favorite teachers tells me he saw how angry i was cause i was clenching my jaw the whole time
>after the session is over I leave the counselor a extremely passive aggressive message(hand written)
>essentially saying she couldn't spot abused child if the father gave them a black eye right in front of her
>get called into her office again, just ignore it and nothing occurs afterward
god I hate people like her I had talked to her all of 3 times in high school career and was pretty respectful each time too

>>39208539
>grades start slipping from straight As to As mixed with Bs
>mom becomes worried and talks to guidance counselor
Are you Asian?

>>39208539
>>she avoids eye contact with me the whole time
MY MOM USED TO FORCE ME INTO THESE ROAST SESSIONS ALL. THE. TIME. They were so pointless, glad to see I'm not alone.

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>>39204949
>in hs
>get demonized and bullied by entire school
>school doesn't know what to do
>so instead of punishing the bullies they tell me to "take a break" from school which basically means suspension
>haven't been to any school since

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>live in south
>live in middle of nowhere with drunk dad, no mom, never have friends because im not near anyone
>read all the books because i have nothing else to do
>super into civil war shit
>first day of Highschool, freshmen year
>last class of the day, US history
>teacher is a dumbass and doesn't actually know much US history, we end up talking about "what we want to learn that year"
>teacher asks me what i wanna learn, I say more about the civil war
>kid in back of class laughs and says in his redneck accent "jus kno it was bout states rights!" his group of friends agrees loudly, rest of class kind of nods along
>full autismo acitvate, i say "ACTCHUALLY" + some stuff about the confederate constitution and it not being about states rights
>whole class glares at me
>teacher changes subject
>class ends
>kid and his friends confront me after school
>get beat up
>teacher sees, we're all sent to the principal the next day
>all of us suspended for three days for Fighting

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>>39208090
Fucking underrated. It's been a long time since I've laughed at anything on this site. Godspeed anon

>>39208742
You sound like a pussy liberal who thinks the civil war was fought over slavery

>>39208742
That's what you get for being a leftist cuck

>P.s. this never happened

I live in the south and everyone is still brainwashed into the muh slaves narrative

I.e. the federal department of education

Kys

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>>39208563
Nope I'm actually from the south, i guess helicopter parents are everywhere, and it was probably from the fact that up until freshmen year of high school most of my grades were in the C-B range so her pride in my grades when I actually started putting effort carried over into becoming paranoid about it
>>39208643
Yeah I definitely had A handful of those throughout school, this was the only one where I felt like it wasn't deserved/ No one except my guidance counselor wanted

>>39204949
praising hitler in class
assaulting immigrant kids

not even kidding i used to be a straight A student, shaved my head (everyone was wondering, parents wouldnt kill them if they did something like that), my parents got called to school every now and then
got my head out of political bullshit, but am still an edgelord

>>39208822
I'm not even a leftist, and this in like '02 or '03, no one in rural Alabama gave a fuck what the department of education said, i learned pretty quick not to say anything anti confederate especially when every other kids dad had a rebel flag on their truck somewhere

it did happen, go fuck yourself though.

>>39204949
I made a really bad school shooting joke.

But other than that i've never gotten in trouble

>be me
>15
>in french class wanting to kill self
>secretly hating normies
>gaysian french teacher that reminds of the mrs fowl from jimmy neutron is extra squawky today
>i get bored because french is gay
>feeling tired because lesson is fucking stupid
>yawn
>make a noise when i yawn
>gaysian locks eyes with me and stares me down
>you are not allowed to make noise while i am teaching
>notagain.wmv
>she constantly picked on me even though i didnt talk to anyone and got A's
>im sitting there like what the fuck
>i start getting heated because she is fucking autismo
>i get mad class is deathly afraid so no one backs me up
>embarrased.mp3
>drop the class that same week
>teacher gets in car crash 2 weeks later
>mfw

>>39208822
>>39208902
i could imagine it happening in 2000's
these days its cuck overload tho and pressure was always there, you shouldnt be surprise that they reacted such way

im from croatia and not a nationalist and im still not that retarded to talk shit about the independence war despite it being the truth because i know how senseitive people are

framed by normies for vandalizing the metal shop with spraypaint

>>39205657
At least you weren't molested by a middle aged woman in the first grade.

I called one of my teachers a pedophile.

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>kindergarten drawing time
>drew a picture with pencils
>never liked coloring shit i drew because it ruins the details
>teacher tells me to color it
>i went off and added some more details in pencil
>teacher gives me time-out for not following instructions
>sounds lame but publicly shaming a five year old is pretty shitty and i cried for a while in front of everyone

it was a snow scene anyway; nothing to fucking color. just let me be creative, bitch.

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Ok R9K was the permanent record thing just a meme growing up that teachers enforced.

Kinda wondering if there was actual school documentation of the time I got a hold of my dads matches and started a mini fire in the cafeteria and if it follows me to this day.

>7th grade
>P.E class
>fucking soccer
>explain to teach that soccer is fucking gay and they never run any sports I like
>he tells me I have to play it and can't sit out
>decide fuck this guy and his gay soul patch
>just stand there
>literally don't move for about 10 minutes
>gee my legs hurt, but I still don't want to play this gay shit
>crouch down into a squat
>part slav desu
>notice dry leaf on the ground
>pick it up and crush it in my hand
>teacher "oi m8 wat u doin on va groun, yo fink vis is sum sowta gaym?"
>detention
>for crushing a fucking leaf

I never got punishment in school

Wrote an essay talking about how black people commit more crimes than any race in America also said that without whites they would still be primitive (The lib teacher wanted us to talk about race relations in America or something like that). She sent the essay home to my mom. Im a private person and don't like what I write being given to anyone I know, so it really pissed me off when that happened. Mom just told me not to share those opinions publicly, she didn't even punish me. Since then I've been extremely careful about sharing my political opinions.

Got sent to a counselor a few wakes later. The counselor wanted to talk about a note I wrote in Spanish class(not the same essay I wrote the few weeks before). At the time I was having severe headaches where sometimes I couldn't open my eyes, extremely painful. I wrote in Spanish that I was hoping I wouldn't die soon. The counselor thought it was a suicide note, and that I was depressed I actually was at the time but lied to her . Again my mom was told, she never really said anything to me about it though because she knew I was having bad headaches.

Not as good as other ones
>9th grade
>chemistry
>fucking around with my friend
>have no idea what the teacher is saying
>calls someone a retard
>me and my friend start laughing uncontrollably
>teacher tells us to stop
>we don't
>calls us morons and sends to the school psychiatrist
>lolwut.jpeg
>me and my friend do some bullshit tests
>just selecting random answers
>we are done
>psychiatrist tells us to come back for another session
>we don't
>noone ever mentions it again
Should probably point out that the teacher always had unexpected mood swings like she was always on a perion

>>39209206
it goes away after you graduate dummy

Getting punished in school is just used to instill a Pavlov reaction to authority. Clockwork Orange style.

>Be me in 8th grade
>Me and good bud are in the same science class
>Bottle rocket project
>As a silly jape, we write "JEW. S. A.!!!" on the rocket's cone
>Science teacher pulls us aside to inform us of our insensitivity
ok retard

>>39204949

i got accused of writing satanic things on the boys change room wall of my strict christian school and called a "compulsive liar" when i denied it. it was one of my friends who did it, he bragged to me about it later. i still got in trouble for it though because of my reputation of being edgy.

>>39204949
Was too slow to get to the corner during a lock down drill

>>39204949
Got in trouble in HS for being a second late to my physics class. My teacher was a balding middle-aged football has-been who always liked to remind everyone in the classroom how he was the smartest at x or strongest... despite being much older than us and already through college when it was much easier to finance yourself through it. He gave me detention despite me being a beta bitch good boi for the entirety of my schooling career and being late was obviously out of my control. Didn't go and he didn't say anything about it and nobody else did.

In elementary school one of my friends did something bad and pinned it on me. He touched something. Idunno. I was pretty pissed.

>stay home sick without a doctor's note one too many times
>their response when I came back to school was to have me miss even more class and instead sit in the room with the troublemakers for the day


>write a paper for english class to the best of my ability
>reread it a few times
>find no way to improve it
>go to turn it in, a bit proud of how well it went
>teacher hands it back to me instantly
>she says it's not good enough and I need to start over and put in more effort
>complain she hasn't read it
>rudely she says she doesn't need to, she knows it's no good because it was done too quickly
>go back to my table and start writing on a new piece of paper
>decide I won't rewrite it
>instead, write moderately disrespectful and spiteful things about her
>holding back, paranoid someone would get ahold of the new paper, or was reading over my shoulder
>got tired of that and started jounaling of how my morning was going
>finally just resorted to a bunch of word salad to keep the pencil moving
>spend longer on this acting than I spent on the paper
>turn in the first paper again
>This is great, anon. See what you can do when you put in the effort?
>didn't have the gall to tell her it was the same paper as before
>still satisfied all day from how thoroughly I proved to myself that she was wrong
>a decade later my suspicions that the girl sitting next to me was reading what I wrote and gossiped with people about how angry and insane the quite kid was were confirmed

>>39209368
Could you elaborate on that last part?

>>39209303
He was right to do that -- sorry you didn't learn anything.

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>>39209182
>never liked coloring shit i drew because it ruins the details
good taste

>>39204949
Making a joke that the teacher couldn't understand.

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>6th grad
>the middle school I go to is 5-8th grade
>5th grade chorus singing
>it's bad
>REALLY bad
>fuckin pokemon rap, im not making this shit up
>start chuckling
>covering my mouth but can't help it
>teacher glaring at me
>detention
like sorry i can't just fuckin change my emotions on command

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>>39204949
>class boys doing some shit
>break something etc
>teacher comes
>"who did this?!"
>"Anon did it"
>get the blame for it
>don't even bother defending myself
Happened several times. Was thought to be the class bully by several teachers.

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>miss p.e. one day for a dentist appointment
>come back next day
>"we're playing the game i taught you yesterday again"
>tell teacher i was out when she told everyone the rules
>she blasts through a quick explanation for me
>"everyone gets beanbags, split into two teams on opposite sides of the gym, try to hit the other team, if you get hit you're out, last team out wins"
>sweet. got it.
>teacher blows whistle
>i hurl a beanbag and hit a girl in the face
>her glasses fly off, she starts crying
>teacher yells at me and makes me sit out for the rest of the class even though i did exactly as i was told and kicked fucking ass at it on the first try

>>39209513
i should add that she skipped the part about how we were supposed to slide them across the floor and hit each other in the feet.

>>39205657
Kek tru this

>>39204999
Were you that autistic kid that everybody despised? We don't care what you're trying to prove, shut the fuck up.

>standardized testing
>finish
>start looking at my other friends who finished and do this stupid fucking sign language thing
>teacher gets fucking pissy
>goes on about how it's distracting, we are encouraging people to rush, should have brought a book, etc.
>one kid says he finished his book
>"shouldn't have picked a book you knew you were going to finish"

Same teacher also took 20 (or 10 i can't remember) points off a TEST GRADE (the final one of the year) because i forgot to put a door in the blueprints of this stupid model bedroom. Btw it was math class and there was literally no math involved in the project. She was a fuckin jew too. I mean she gave us candy all the time so it wasn't tha tbad.

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>>39205677
This type of thing happened to me.
>be me
>be 12 btw (at the time, moot)
>slumped over on desk looking at the floor, zoned out
>girl happens to be in my path of vision
>yells at me and calls me a creep
>snapbacktoreality.jpg
>she thought I was looking under her skirt
>(later realize that I'm gay, making the story even more ridiculous)
>teacher asks me what's going on
>say I was thinking, I was the smartest kid in the grade and pretty robotic
>no more problems

>At school assembly
>12 yrs old
>deputy principal speaking
>need to sneeze
>never really learned how to control my sneezes
>let off a manly as fuck nasal explosion
>twice
>everyone pauses for a minute or so
>assembly continues
>go back to class
>knock on door
>oh shit it's the principal
>calls me out of class
>huge lecture about being a disrespectful disturbance to other students
>point out that people cough loudly during assembly and don't get in trouble
>why the fuck should I be penalised for a natural bodily reaction
>he doesn't like this
>one detention for disrupting assembly and another for back talking
>spent the next 3 years literally holding in all my sneezes until I changed school

>>39209593
not that guy but you are literally ubernormo and the epithome of all i hate the most

srsly i dreamt of hurting and murdering pricks like you

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>be me
>lunch time
>everyone grabs a plate
>i grab my plate
>someone drops huge stack of plates
>teachers ask if I did it
>I tell them the truth, I didn't do it
>teacher asks other students if I did it
>they all say I did it even though they saw that I didn't do it
>teachers get angry
>teachers call me a liar
>teachers force me to pick up all the plates from the floor
>mfw

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>>39209606
Pro tip: to painlessly hold in a sneeze, press your upper lip against your teeth

>>39209396
*quiet kid
But, to rephrase,
I suspected that the girl next to me read the angry/inane things I wrote.
She did. And she told other classmates about it. Those classmates probably just thought of me as "the quiet kid" before. But after hearing about this instance of hidden frustration and inanity being exposed, those classmates' image of me may have become that I was quiet for the reason of suppressing frustration/craziness, making them more uneasy with me afterwards.
It took about ten years before I heard the rumor, which confirmed that suspicion.

>>39209713
Damn dude.
School is no place for anybody man.
It's so fucked

Im a band fag, and in my school there were three bands, one for begginers, a jazz one, and a more experienced band. They decided to make a feild trip for 6th graders in band, but I was the only 6th grader who was in band but not in the begginer one (I was in the other too). So they passed out the sign up sheets to all the sixthsgraders in the begginer band, and essentially forgot about me. I was pissed.

>>39205677
I am very sad about this picture

I thought gloves looked cool so I abruptly wore them to school one day

substitute teacher asked me why I had gloves on, said I had a splinter since I thought I'd sound dumb if I said I thought they looked cool

she told me to take them off and got mad when I started saying "but"
so I got marked up and had to take the gloves off

>>39204949
>First fucking grade
>Was told by a speaker to look at my neighbor whenever some shit happened idr
>Do as he asks
>Get my name on the board for doing as asked
Fuck you bitch

>>39209408
ok retard
orgyanally

>>39208936
>mfw
>no image
Why do people do this?

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>>39206099
>socked in the face
>get detention
It's so unjust it becomes funny

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>be a disruptive lil shit in elementary school
>teacher is sick of my ass and probably hated me for good reason
>always excuse my bad behavior to parents by saying "He always picks on me, that teacher just doesn't like me!"
>have to fart in class
>embarrassed because young & immature
>try to slip out a silent one while class is distracted
BRAAAAAAAAPPP
>class starts crackin the fuck up
>teacher gets buttmad
>calls my mom and tries to give me lunch detention
>she doesn't pick up, goes to voicemail
>begins to make the most stuttery cringe worthy attempt at a voicemail i had ever seen or heard
"m-miss anon, your son farted today... and it was pretty loud... and..."
>he says never mind and lets me go to regular lunch
>I get home and my mom belives me about this guy being out to get me, proceed to getaway with murder the rest of the year

>>39204949
I shit in the urinal

>>39204949
I low-key mocked the principal when I was giving one of my weekly addresses at our assembly.

I was genuinely pissed they wouldn't let me show Blue Velvet.

>>39205677
This one asshole in the seventh grade was absolutely convinced I was staring at him and he thought I was gay because of it. He was sitting right in front of me and I couldn't see the board without him being in my line of sight.

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>>39205060
Your mother sounds lovely Anon

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>sitting minding my own business actually trying to do work
>kids near me are messing about hitting rubbers with rulers
>kid fucking skys one right onto the teachers desk
>ANON!

>>39209941
This was in front of the entire school, so I understand why her ego was hurt.

Boy, did they hate me.

Hey, I'll respect authority when they're responsible. Don't curtail my creative decisions for no reason and with not explanation, bitch.

>>39205060
Haha, teacher is fucking nuts, probably a single mother

>>39209990
you sound like an annoying unoriginal little prick

>>39205129
I fucking hate both types of knickers

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>junior(?) year in HS
>in some sort of marketing elective
>teacher is a REAL cunt
>one of the gamma positive chads is doing work for science class or something, teacher hasn't even started class yet, he's just finishing up like 2 homework questions
>teacher walks up, crumples his paper, then walks to recycling bin and throws it in
>"you can fish that out after class is over"
>any visible skin on his face from the neck up is like, blood red
>can see a single, fucking garden hose sized vein pulsing on his neck
>he stands up, walks over to trashcan, slides it towards her desk
>slams his arm down onto her desk and fucking sweeps everything on it into the trash
>"HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING FISH THAT OUT YOU FUCK"
>whips a fist through the smartboard, fucking ruins it
>walks out of the class
>whole class is sitting deathly silent for maybe 30 seconds straight, teacher looks like she's about to cry
>the insanity of the entire situation gets to me
>abruptly go
>"well jeeze"
>she turns around and cries out "go outside anon! ASD! ASD!" you're getting ASD!"

i couldn't be and still to this day am not mad at all, got 2 days of ASD and in those 2 days i got to try my first pot brownie and some fat groid taught me how to make jambalaya

i punched the teacher into to stomach and called him a hippie (he was a hippie desu)

>>39207798
Oh, you just reminded me.

In 12th grade AP Physics C we were playing that double letter game (lmao I learned fucking nothing there love you Mrs. Martin) and I told my friend "faggot" but not "fag" - she heard, asked me to stay after class to talk with her (nothing happened, though).

All through the rest of the year we'd say, "Don't let her hear you say that or she'll make you stay after class." with random shit.

>>39209608
Calm down there, psycho. I'm a pathetic, autistic mess like the rest of r9k but even I tired of the stupid kid with aspergers always trying to correct the teacher or being unable to comprehend even the simplest of concepts despite thinking he was """smarter""" than everybody else.

If this is you, then you can fuck off and wallow in self pity about how nobody likes you and how it's "not your fault :((((" Grow the fuck up already.

>ask teacher if I can go to the toilet
>she says no
>try holding on but after a while I can't
>piss my pants in middle of class
>get yelled at and sent to nurse's office to get a change of clothes

Fucking roastie sports teacher, I was only following instructions as an 8 or 9 year old.

>>39208238
You reminded me of another thing

Apparently when I was in daycare if someone pissed me off, I'd walk away, then fifteen minutes later sneak back and bite the shit out of them. Proud of it.

>be me
>have to leave class for a reward ceremony
>come back to class smiling
>teacher loses it
>"WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE"
>can't help smiling
>got excluded

>>39210010
Trust me, they never saw anything like it. And I took over their imagination. I didn't do it like an obnoxious faggot either.

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>Little brat of a negro has it in for me
>because I was dark and hung around the only whites in our school
>tells the teacher I was flipping people off
>I was innocent in 3rd grade and didn't even know what that was
>teacher knows I'm a good boy and takes him to give a stern talking to
>he sees me looking at them and points
>I shake my fist as if to say "No! I'm gripping the pencil!"
>teacher catches this and says "I caught him. I saw him this time."
>get a referral
>the first of 5
>afraid of using a pencil for 3 years

Screw you. You're name was literally Tyrone. Boy, must you feel foolish these days

>>39208238
Why are people named Andrew always the biggest fags in one way or another?

>>39210115
Same. First Grade. She was doing a fluency test with some kid (both black).
I realise my error. But BlTCH I HAD MY HAND UP FOR HALF THE CLASS. WHY WOULDN'T I TRY ASKING YOU. YOU EVEN MOVED ON TO SEVERAL OTHER KIDS. AND THEN YOU WANT TO PRETEND TO BE A FAMILY FRIEND WHEN I MOVE? EFF YOU.

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>junior high
>be bullied kid
>schooltrip to foreign country
>don't want to go to a foreign country because I would have to spend more time with bullies and I couldn't escape to home, and would have to share a hotel with them too
>make a deal so that I don't have to go to the trip, but I have to go to school normally with some other class
>don't want to go to school with the other class either, because some of my bullies were on that class
>bullied in foreign country vs. bullied in strange class
>decide to stay home instead
>lie to parents that I don't need to go to school
>week later after the school trip is done my parents get a call from school telling that I've been skipping school for a week
>get detention for skipping school even though I was just protecting my own ass

Yeah, I shouldn't had skipped school, but what the fuck was I supposed to do? If I had told my parents the truth about not going to school trip and having to stay at school, they would had forced me to attend. Years later I discussed with my parents about my past bullying and my parents admitted that they were in the wrong.
One of the other kids in school was also in same situation as me, but he got his parents to lie for him and tell the school he was sick for that week, thus he didn't get detention even though he was just as guilty as me.

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>fix the position of my glasses
>teacher accuses me of picking my nose
>I wasn't picking my nose

Teacher, why you be like this?

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I gave my teacher one of those complaint letter generator letters that called her a baby eating witch for 5 pages. She was crying and said she was going to sue me. I was in 8th grade. All I had to do was apologize but the rest of the year was awful in her class. That's when I started hating teachers and became unable to communicate with people older than me. Probably why I dropped out too

>>39209767
Incoherent post is incoherent
Also, please look up "abruptly"

>christian school
>9th grade
>have to get paper signed from parents to watch this sex ed video (abstinence only of course)
>teacher says it isn't a problem if you don't
>don't get paper signed
>get pulled out of class by bitchy teacher's aid and have to sit in a classroom with only the three other people who didn't
>on opposite sides of the room
>no talking
>no doing anything
>for an hour

>>39205060
Your mum deserves an award, anon

>>39210235
I'm tired ok

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>sitting behind annoying fat chick in elementary school
>wood chips in my shoe from recess
>dig a wood chip out and toss it
>fat chick notices this
>she thinks I'm throwing wood chips at her
>she tattletales and I get a pink slip for taking wood chips out of my shoe
>have to get a parent to sign the slip
>tell my father about it
>his face when the school system is this fucking stupid