Fellow NEET tips and tricks thread

>>39177348
rice and peanut butter too

i personally really like cauliflower and broccoli to fill you up minus the calories and cuts the cost

Tip #3: to save on the water bill, only flush the toilet once your shit has really piled up

>>39177348
Who here /jack cleaning supplies from the ss office/?

>>39177414
Nah famborghini live in a KOA water is included in the 450 a month rent bill

>>39177449
https://www.rvtrader.com/dealers/American-Family-RV-2972100/listing/2006-Coachmen-SPIRIT-OF-AMERICA-24RBQ-121890826

Pic related is /top tier comfy/

>>39177486
If you live somewhere warm you can talk them way down cuz no one likes pop ups
https://www.rvtrader.com/listing/2004-Trailmanor-3124KS-122966405

NEETtip#11: Almost all adult responsibilities can be evaded by letting your parents take care of you.

File: 1502400194911.jpg (67KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 409x409px

>>39177348
You should get food stamps my NEET brother you can have ice cream every day and eat like a king.

File: 1500986132611.png (217KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 409x409px

>>39177716
This. Mfw there are people who move out just to be a wagecuck.

File: 1502801883288.jpg (279KB, 1599x1194px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1599x1194px

NEETtip:
Get on autismbux and move to the nearest flyover state where rent is equal to/under 50% of your bux. Once you are there, apply for EBT and any other assistance program you qualify for. Now you can get comfy whenever and dont have to worry about suddenly becoming homeless when your parents get tired of your shit.

>>39178489
This is a good tip

File: smugwojak4v2.png (32KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 640x400px

>>39177348
This is my tip: turn off (and unplug when possible) electric gadgets when you're not using them. THIS includes modem/router and television. Bonus tip: turn off lights unless you absolutely need them.

File: 1467347086194.png (205KB, 357x343px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 357x343px

>>39177348
Is it possible to make it as a NEET without living with ur parents? My parents divorced when I was a kid and most of my life I lived with my mom and sister (and later stepdad) and my dad died recently. I'm getting inheritance and insurance money he took out soon. I dunno how much it is, but I wanna move out soon. Is it easy to get NEETbux as a leaf?

File: WP_20170817_07_54_32_Pro.jpg (251KB, 1077x607px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 1077x607px

>>39179315
>leaf
I dont know Canada's specific shit and what the cost of living is up there but it definitely is possible in the USA
>source: would this battlestation be a possibility otherwise?

Tip: Do NOT have pets. They suck up your money, are extra work, and are hard to get rid of.

File: 1479804425515.png (9KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 420x420px

>>39179315
I got it and I'm in the United States so you should be fine leafy-kun. Be sure to take your money out of your bank account so they believe that you are poor enough to reason benefits, if you have to much money they may not give you anything. Buy a whole bunch of gold and keep it hidden and never tell anyone about it especially your case worker, you may have to wait a couple year to receive benefits if you receive an inheritance but tell them that you spent it all if you are going to apply and that you have very little money.

tip if you use your brain you can make average wage without working

>>39177348
>>39178408
>>39177414
>>39179023
>>39179738

>Have to worry about food costs
>Can't get anything you want from the grocery store
>Can't flush shit
>No pets

Holy shit, NEETs, are you even human? It sounds like you're on the trial version of civilization where you don't actually get freedoms afforded to adults.

>>39177348
Please everybody check out uncle remus's guide to getting bux from the normalshit taxpayers

File: 1494320499870.jpg (42KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 409x409px

>>39179951
>uncle remus's guide
>mfw black
>mfw this is similar to how I received my autsimbux

>>39179315
It's definitely possible. Invest that inheritance and live off the proceeds. But, don't fuck up, otherwise you're screwed.

http://imgur.com/a/OyOid

This is all the advice you'll ever need to get SSI here in the United States. Straight from the Uncle Remus.

>>39179612
Damn, nice set up Anon. I just looked up Canada cost of living and looked at the first link
>Rent in Canada is 22.63% lower than United States
>Utilities (Monthly) Basic electricity, heating, water, garbage, for 85m2 apartment - $139.53
>Internet - $62.78
That's basically all I need other than food. Dunno about other provinces but in Ontario we get taxed up the ass, mainly wagies though.
>>39180112
>But, don't fuck up, otherwise you're screwed.
What do you mean specifically?

>>39180246
What I mean is to get educated before laying any money down. Develop a strategy and learn a niche that will fit with the amount that you'll likely be getting. someone living off of 500k is going to be doing things a lot different than someone getting 5M.

There are tons of unscrupulous "advisors" out there that will basically rob you blind. So, handle your shit. If you're a full time NEET, that basically means full-time investor.

>>39179937
and you're playing the version where you have to grind for most of your life just to keep playing

>>39179951
I'm on disabailty but for a legit mental illness, I got no idea how to hold a job, I would like to be able to work but have the ability to fuck up and take time off, I am not risking going to work then being sacked and then waiting 1 month with no money, then having to do bs to get benfits again and maybe even less than what I have now, its bullshit, I'm fucked if i try and fail at some point because I will go manic, and I'm fucked if I don't because what sort of live can I have without working

File: 1502570264020.jpg (1MB, 1414x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1414x1000px

>>39179612
Looks lame. You should look into interior design and make your room more unique.

>>39177414
Also, if you can, urinate outside so that you don't stink up the toilet. The goal here is to never have to flush urine ever.

>>39180396
I cant use this corner any other way anon. The floor isnt level to the point its noticeable So i use it as a storage space (several boring old computers are under there)

>>39180407
just piss in jugs/empty bottles and trow them out when they are full

I usually draw a bath on Sunday's and save the bathwater for use Tues/Thursday. It's easy and pretty clean as long as you don't use soap till Thursday

>>39180501
Also im poor as shit and trying to save for a basic gaming pc on ryzen.

>>39180531
>having a bathtub
I'd probably never use the bath part, but fuck shower stalls i need room to move my fucking arms.

>>39180357
Works not that bad and only retards make min wage. Ive got 60000 saved up and planning on buying a house soon

>being so poor you have to ration yourself to one fruit a day
>blowing probably 100+ dollars on fucking cable when there's nothing to even watch
lmao

File: 1503151476715.gif (852KB, 354x270px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 354x270px

>>39178489
You guys shouldnt be allowed to vote.

>>39180906
>implying im not too lazy to register
>implying i even care about politics besides watching shit go down

>>39180832
Shit, getting a TV antenna is NEET 101. If you pay for cable, you don't deserve to call yourself a real NEET, lmao

Fruit tastes disgusting though. Why would I eat fruit when I could by chicken tendies?

>>39180931
>TV antenna
If you live anywhere where you get more than 4 channels youa rent NEETing right. Most local news do a simulcast on their website (at least ehre in Kansas they do) and pretty much anything else is available online anyways.

>>39180987
Exactly - around here, I can probably get about 20 channels (5 of which are either religious or shopping), but it's more than enough.

Besides, once you go NEET/FIRE, you shouldn't be watching TV all the time anyway, that's just a stupid waste of your life.

File: 17862623_1774243392891393_334045287961970203_n.png (196KB, 502x396px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 502x396px

>>39180906
Can't vote if I never register

File: 49er pepe6.png (421KB, 469x585px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 469x585px

>>39177414
>not pissing in the sink
>not shitting in plastic bags

File: smug snug.png (298KB, 551x414px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 551x414px

>>39180906
>go to the polls for the free refreshments
>vote for some obscure 3rd party candidate

>>39177414
that sounds like a recipe for disaster if that fucker clogs then I'd need to call a plumber and that equals money

>>39179315
no, they'l make you attend a rehabilitation program and bully you. but you can try i guess and it depends on where you live. if its ontario theres a big chance your'e going to get bullied by the employees cause they're not nice people and they only give you a few hundred dollars anyway

>>39180931
>antenna
>TV
Nigga just pay for a fucking internet connection. The internet has all the entertainment you will ever need.

>>39181779
C'mon, meng, you think I have no internet? Of course I do but I also have TV too. It's like fifteen bucks for a small digital antenna. Why wouldn't you have that, even as a NEET?

>>39177348
>cable
Boy you sure are fucking stupid.
Im not following your advice.
>such a fucking retarded nigger kike faggots you need to starve your self to pay for commercials.

>>39177716
>>39179937
>>39180531

>>39180531
>>39180832
ragie waaaagieees
have fun making some kike richer.

>>39177414
Just flush after shitting once, you might even use less water instead of having to use it all the flush the whole heap down.

>>39177348
The only tip you'll ever need is live with your parents until they die.

>>39178489
>Get on autismbux

Easier said than done.

>>39180906
You'd be surprised at how many of us vote conservative/rep. Our hatred of libshits outweighs our drive for self preservation.

File: sing frog.png (285KB, 519x497px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 519x497px

/selfcheckoutGOD/
>Everything is a banana

>>39177348
where is the protein?

File: 1501615615051.png (212KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 409x409px

>>39182400
>mfw my momma is giving me the eye

I may have to move out before I'm 30

>>39180906

>Implying we can be assed to register to vote, let alone actually go.

File: 1502350747660.gif (26KB, 204x204px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 204x204px

>paying for cable.

IPTV exist
if you have an internet connection buying cable is pointless.

>>39182991
>Our hatred of libshits outweighs our drive for self preservation.
Sounds pretty cucked

>>39183470
It's mostly because there's so little drive for self preservation, and not a massive hatred of libshits. I don't see how it's 'cucked' though.