How would you kill yourself /r9k/?
>>39176586
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
>get a shotgun
>go to city
>jump off a building with shotgun in mouth
>pull the trigger before I splat
>>39176586
i would if i had the guts
>>39176634
Why before you splat? Would be way more smart to stand on the fence and then shoot yourself so that you fall.
I'd face my back towards a playground or elementary school (doesn't really matter which) and splatter chunks of my head over potential bystanders with a pump action shotgun.
If your go-to option isn't helium then you're either misinformed or masochistic.
Make a noose out of cheese wire and super glue your hands to your head before you kick the chair over. For a second your parents will think you pulled your own head off. It'll be a good meme.
>>39176586
With hypothermia
A very comfy death, must wait for winter though
>>39176678
The point is to traumatize normies by painting them with blood and brain matter before a human body falls on the street.
Just pull the tank out the closet and let 'er rip.
My original plan was a shotgun to the head but then I saw that one ISIS webm and it absolutely perturbed me.
>>39176717
Damn that's creative
>>39176897
Thanks. I've been thinking about it for a long time.
>>39176851
Which one? Where they shoot a faggot in the head?
>>39176711
Still a chance to fuck somethign up and end up with brain damage or a vegetable.
Gun to the side of the head it the best option.
>>39176586
Carbon monoxide via Charcoal
>>39176586
Exit bag
originalino oregano
>>39176711
Helium has a very real risk of brain damage.
If you jump from a 500ft cliff like pic related you will 100% die and you'll be dead before you can comprehend hitting the ground so no pain
>>39176938
No, helium is the safest way. There's no way you won't die if you don't have access to oxygen for like an hour.
A:
>go to the top of a building or anywhere with a high height
>take a fair amount of benzos (they are easy to get from a mental hospital, but cocaine, amphetamines or painkillers are better, if you can get them)
>jump
B:
>get a gun and drugs
>go rob a bank and shoot at the police so they shoot back and kill you
these are my ideas so far
>>39176944
This is what I'm thinking of doing. Seems like the best combination of effectiveness and painlessness.
>create group
>attack people that are only causing problems
>either you kill them all and win or you get killed off and win
>win:win
>>39176586
Easy man,id just buy one of those oldschool toasters and take a dip in the bath
>>39176973
Have are you gonna have brain damage if you use an exit bag? You're not going to live if you're only breathing helium, you'll suffocate.
>>39176938
Actually not, most people would aim the gun at their temple, which means the bullet passes under the brain. The only thing you'll hit is your eyeballs so enjoy being blind
>>39176984
It is possible you will screw something while setting up the bag/hood or someone finds you while your brain is already fucked from oxygen depravation but you're not dead yet.
I would probably take a traumatizing but sure way like jumping from big height, rather than anything involving even small chance of ending up alive with brain damage.
>>39177059
Your unconscious body might pull the bag off or move about, letting oxygen in, there's examples where people have done this.
>>39177124
Not if you use a proper face mask that is fastened over your mouth.
>>39177099
thats why you aim just behind your ear
>>39177371
Or towards the roof of your mouth