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Gettin' proper smashed with the lads down the pub edition
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Why are there always multiple britfeel threads running at once?
Go back to >>>/bant/ ffs.
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Had a kebab AND a chicken burger. Not binged like this in months. Wonder if throwing up is as easy as it looks..
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>>39175517
t. Hans Schmidt
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>>39175517
This general has been around before your faggot newfag board was created. Dumb 60% mong.
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>>39175517
Calm down mate. No need to get so upset.
Have a cheeky wank and you'll feel a lot better.
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>conor mcgregor conor mcgregor

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT HES A CUNT AND MMA IS GAY AF
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Alright lads, what do you think about this eh?
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So now ebin is confirmed Chad how triggered are len and saku?
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>>39175504

From last thread.

>Old normie friends from Secondary want to contact me and reconnect from ten years ago, know the whole thing would be a massive wanking ego contest and I want nothing to do with them
>I have an illness and they betrayed me over this so why should I honestly try and reconnect so they can feel better

Help me out here desu
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>>39175560
Just block or ignore them mate. They can't make you do anything.
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>>39175558
ebin put your trip back on

they're probably out bumming each other anyway
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>>39175560
Don't go but tell them they're bad people and should feel bad, even if they don't feel guilty they'll leave you alone and you can happily believe that you made their lives a gradual amount worse just as they had made yours worse.
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>>39175540
>Only first year
>Celebrating
>AAB
>Celebrating
How fucking generous are your parents? Mine almost disowned me for getting a B in one of my 4 A2s, and I only avoided getting kicked out by getting into Cambridge with my other straight A* grades.

What the fuck?
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>>39175578
>>39175585

But they live like 2-5 minutes away from me so that's going to be fucking impossible. I'll probably get pissed at them or some shit but here's the gist of what happened.

>Have illness but things were fine from primary to middle school
>Enter high school, become incredibly isolated, never leave my room and all that shit and still do now, have some anxiety shit
>Try to talk to old friends but they've already bonded with other social groups and the groups from other schools FUCKING DESPISE ME for absolutely no reason other than I was sick, old friends cut off contact with me at every turn
>Spend four years pretty much alone including sixth form

I'm pretty much justified in never speaking them to again but why do they think they feel like they deserve the morale fucking high ground?
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Had a shower now I'm set for the night
Evens I play Warband, odds I watch some weebtoons


>>39175534
I've tried forcing myself to before but apparently my gag reflex is non existent so it felt really uncomfortable and not nice but produced no results. Would be screwed if I was poisoned haha

Post Waifus
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>>39175558
>layer 1
It's ebin
>layer 2
It's an anon that noticed ebin's file system and is impersonating him to start drama
>layer 3 it's an anon from another country trying to ruin britfeel
>layer 4
it's tilde
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>>39175630
>layer 5
it's ebin
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>>39175621
>no gag reflex
Kingston boi is kinky. I wonder if his cs degree is really something else...
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Just got back from my mum's place. Filthier than Ebin's house, thank christ I don't live with her anymore
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>>39175558
Saku will be typing some very mean comments on a blog tonight with his chubby fingers in response.
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>>39175608
Fuck off with your LARPing faggot. If you went to cambridge you can't be a robot
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Only a few more questions lads:

So hypothetically if someone was ugly and went to an escort, what would they do? I don't think I'm ugly, nor do I think I'm beautiful but am just curious.

Is it just like normal, casual one night stand kind of sex or is it different in anyway?

Do you feel that then are assessing you all the time and thinking less of you are are they alright in that sense; just kinda get on with it like a one night stand?

and finally:

Is it smart/acceptable to go back to one or is it just weird?

I have so many questions because I thought the whole thing was just a meme and it was impossible to do unless you're a chad. I do appreciate your help too lads.
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>>39175617
Mate, just ignore them, if you can ignore your next door neighbour you can ignore some cunts a few minutes away. If you can't do that, tell them they're cunts and you want nothing to do with them.
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>>39175646
no benis pls
I'm not prison gay lads yet at least, hopefully uni will spark some hope in my dwindling prospects of a qt gf
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>>39175630
wasn't me, now that "they" have been defeated by me they have a new method of attack that's failing, absolute state
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>>39175660
except you can, just a posh robot
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>>39175558
Saku was never interested in Ebin. Len might be triggered though, but I doubt it considering how much of an utter state Ebin has revealed himself to be past couple months,
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>>39175668

Good or bad idea to drink and tell them this after I've had a few? I can't do this shit while sober.
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>>39175688
>Len chose a desperate fatty instead of helping to fix a broken chad
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>this was one of the promotional pictures for a duvet
My sides lads
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>>39175660
>you can't be a robot if you work your arse off for meaningless self actualisation in the form of a score assigned by an arbitrary organisation, leading to a complete lack of a sex life
Thanks for the clarification, sensei.
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>>39175663
Just fucking go to the escort, pay the bitch and wipe the cum on her face when you're finished. Jesus fucking Christ Anon it's her job, she doesn't think anything of you beyond the money and you shouldn't think of her anymore than the quick shag. If you liked the shag and want another, then sure, go back.
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>>39175689
Just meet them mate. Wouldn't it be nice to have friends?
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>>39175608
My parents fucked their secondary edu, one redid it and is now ridiculously successful in their career. They played little to no role in my education other than the "you'll regret it later on", and I got near perfect grades in my education and they are pretty happy.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY KICK YOU OUT IF YOU NEARLY DID WELL INSTEAD OF VERY WELL IN YOU A LEVELS?
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>>39175700
Gays are far from picky or loyal. Len will probably be single by the time ebin admits he's a loser faggot and dates men.
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>>39175663
No one cares how ugly you are. You're the customer.

Can be as casual as you want. Depends on the hooker, look at reviews. If thet say "GFE" there's probably kissing and chatting available. You can also do a pump and dump, it's entirely upto you

Shitty hookers assess you and clock watch. Good ones are calm, collected and try to be as natural as possible.

Is it acceptable to go back to your favourite restaurant? Hookers have regulars.
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>>39175685
No you fucking can't, If you can get into cambridge you automatically have power. You can get almost any job you want, if your are somewhat attractive Stacy will be after you by her late 20's, if you are ugly her mid 30's. All because you get to say "Attended Cambridge University"
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>>39175663
doesnt matter what you look like to an escort its all about money lmao
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Lads is waxing a good alternative to shaving? Thinking about getting my arse and balls done desu
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>>39175663
Your formatting is proper annoying lad.
Anyway, I don't reckon they would turn you down if you are worried about that but it's pretty much you go in, get busy, when times up they leave and they're happy because they got paid.
Don't think they'd mind if you became a regular either.
I've not used escort services so I wouldn't 100% know this but it's what I've been told from a fair few people.
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>>39175736

Question. Never applied to uni before but if a relative of yours went to Oxford or Cambridge does that automatically mean you're in?
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Going for a walk and getting beer because I'm bored.
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>>39175700
I'd rather choose a guy who was chubby and wasn't a complete and utter mental case, than some legit psycho with salad fingers. No one wants to "fix people", this isn't your shitty anime.
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Any good solutions to psoriasis, the fucking creams I use don't work and I think it might be my tablets interference with shit.
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>>39175736
>Any job you want

Not quite.

>>39175757
No.
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>>39175608
Proper baffling all this to me. My parents never really gave a shit about my education. I didn't even really know what a levels were and went on a btec last minute just for something to do. The school I went to acted like getting a C was a huge achievement so I never bothered with anything more. All that in between getting shit thrown at my head all class and getting punished if I retaliate. School was just survival until the bell.
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>>39175745
Yes, but you can't wax your balls.
t. one of those girly boy type things
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going to get further drunk and watch King of the Hill, just started S3. Fuck me that ending to S2.
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waiting for it to get dark so i can head out and push some wood
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Why does britfeel attract so many trannys? Two trips along with multiple anons
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>Just realised Little Witch Academia has now got S2 on netflix
That's going right in my basket lads
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>>39175824

I want to fuck Dianna and Chariot
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>>39175824
Never understood how people can watch these shite anime's desu.
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>>39175736
>It means you have power
>It's not pretty much just a bunch of alcoholic outcasts dancing to hakuna matata and the circle of life on a Wednesday night while repressing their performance anxiety
>>39175757
Nope, unless it's St. John's/Christchurch college... then I dunno... probably...
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We wuz dynasties 'n shiet
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>>39175845
>shite
Trigger's animation is better than the majority of stuff going.
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>>39175840
Bit lewd lad
>>39175845
It's super cute and innocent imo.
What sort of animes do you prefer lad?
or do you just not like anime in general :(
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>>39175804
But I thought that was what was meant by "back, crack and sack" wax which was what I was thinking about getting done?
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>>39175865
that sign reads 'thank you for corporate neo colonialism china'
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>>39175886
I meant you can't. If you get a professional to do it, then it's fine, but if you want to do it on your own, I wouldn't advise it without some experience.
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Ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG-U8oFpa8o
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>>39175504
surprise surprise 120
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>>39175886
When you get the back sack and crack, the woman doing it will assume you are a rent boy.
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>>39175973
>vapid, attention whore

Guess he is a girl after all
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>>39175977
Typically this as well, yeah. Gay guys who get fucked in the butt tend to get it.
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>>39175558
That chin tho
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>>39175558
>So now ebin is confirmed Chad
Wait what did I miss?
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>>39176012
Does Ebin's huge chin need a huge bodyguard to protect it?
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>>39175997
Fuck that. I'll just run a razor over it until it's good enough. No one you're supposed to be sleeping with is going to give a shit if there's a few hairs here and there
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>>39176012
>>39176044
my chin is proportionally good, phone camera makes the perspective look bad
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slightly sozzled lads, hoping I can get pissed when I get to uni and break the ice asap.

Love the self loathing when im pissed, makes me feel human
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>>39176037
Someone lying and making shit up to stir up drama, again. I wonder who it could be
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>>39176044
I may need a team of bodyguards. There'a lot of me to protect
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>>39176037
Ebin posted a picture of himself
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>>39176051
Mate, unless you're shagging guys, then it doesn't matter as long as you keep it reasonably short. Just give it a buzz cut every week or two.
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>>39176089
/habsburgjaw/
ebin is literally inbred
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>>39176053
I'm convinced you're the love child of either Jimmy Hill or Bruce Forsyth at this point
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>>39176089
You could sink the titanic with that chin

>chad

LOL!
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Lads, just found my AOTY.
Brand New - Science Fiction.
Proper quality record lads. It's up there with The Devil is Raging Inside Me.

>>39176089
That fucking hair lad. Get a proper haircut.
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>judges appearance from a rubbed out picture
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>>39176089
Didn't know the Crimson Chin was on britfeels
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>>39176140
I rubbed one out to that picture dont judge me
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>>39176089
Ebin looks like Moonman
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>>39176140
Post a picture with just the eyes blacked out so we don't know who you are lad. Like the incredibles.
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>>39176140
you weren't complaining when people said you were 9/10 with chad bone structure
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>>39176140

Did you watch the match lad?
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hurr durr ebin has am big chin
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>>39176170
yes I did, very impressive fuck chris wood
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>>39176171
It's more than big, lad.
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>>39175557
>0B00BS
the number of boobs you've seen in your life
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>>39176140
>>39176171
Holy shit you're so triggered because you have a massive chin and now everyone knows it
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>It's more than big, lad.

>Holy shit you're so triggered because you have a massive chin and now everyone knows it
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Got a new avatar for you Ebin lad.
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>>39175973
how much is that shit going to cost the whore? fucking hell, can't imagine if you puled it's clothes of it'll have a wang.
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>>39176171
>>39176231
>"hurr durr ebin has am big chin"
origineaux
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>Tilde puts his hand on ebins chin to kiss him
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>>39176270
Ebins hands are actually worse than Tildes. They're fucking hand freaks.
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>>39176231
Chin up, Ebin. It's just a bit of banter
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I got in touch with one of Ebin's classmates on Facebook and he told me that Ebin's bullies used to call him "Ham and Chinbo" because he stank of cheap ham and had a massive chin.
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>>39176140

the way your hear enlarges makes you look like megamind
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My mood swings are very intense lately.

ah yes.
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>>39176136
It's pretty good. Still prefer The Devil and God and Daisy but maybe that'll change on further listens. Can't wait to see them in November.
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Reports of climbers finally scaling Mt. Ebins Huge Chin
Nobody has managed to complete such a feet but perhaps today will be the day
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just fell down the stairs lads haha i'm sore all over
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>>39176325

You must halt these slanderous accusations at once

t. Ebguard
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>>39176325
>such a feet
the meme was ruined by my brief autism
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>on the train back to London

Bored as fuck lads. Don't know how to entertain myself.

Even the two qts that were sat in front of me got off and now it's some boring old couple
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Best of luck to any robots starting uni in september. You'll need it so you don't fuck it up as bad as I did.

>flatmates discover my anti-feminist views because they somehow found my youtube videos
>they go ape shit, surround me with a load of their friends in the kitchen and rip in to me for what felt like hours
>bully me hard until I am forced to move out
>wait for another room in halls to be available, a month goes by so I just drop out
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Just got called a racist in greggs lads
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Similarly to how a choker is a black belt in sucking dicks, an anklet is a black belt in stinky anal sex with a hairy arsehole.
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Ebin is /ourlad/ and no mockery can change that
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>>39176322
G L A S G O W
L
A
S
G
O
W


Can't wait to see them either.
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>>39176374
>stinky anal sex

Is there any other kind
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>>39176361
You are always welcome in my Greggs anon, I will even give you a free sausage roll or two!
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>>39176378
I am now the mascot of /britfeel/
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>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS WITH THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST
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>>39176231
you know you'll never live this down lad

>pic related, it's you
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Ive smoked so much weed today lads.
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Heres the uncensored picture
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>>39176089
sam?

oriental oriental
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>>39176398
>, I will even give you a free sausage

No thanks, you poofter
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>>39176398

Tempted to pop by one day jut to claim my free cheese and onion roll
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My chin's gone cold I'm wondering why,
I need a bath at all,
Ten years of mould climbs up on my walls,
And I cant breathe at all,
And everyone on /britfeel/ thinks I'm gay,
and makes fun of my hand,
But Tilde reminds me,
that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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>>39176390
I'm seeing them in Dublin because I'm having a short break over there. Should be a great time
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>>39176421

You bloody had me there lad
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>>39176394
Well, there is in porn when the girls eat nothing but soup for a day in advance and douche their assholes beforehand.
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down two bottles of cough syrup?
just had two cheesy rolls. dunno if it works as well on a full stomach.
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>>39176404
This is an Ebin's chin thread
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>>39176357
Post your youtube channel. And how did they find it in the first place?
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>>39176325
He has a very defined chin I think. It is proportional to the rest of his face and looks very nice

>>39176430
H-how about a doughnut instead?

>>39176431
I don't think we sell those, at least not in my shop. I will give you two cheese and onion bakes for your trouble though!
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>>39176203

fucking stone cold lad, you dont give a fuck, do you?
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More climbers making their journey up this treacherous path
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>>39176443
Sounds good lad. Dublin is pretty decent. Been a few times. It's nice to get to the old country. (I once heard one of my cousins refer to ireland as this unironically.) I mean my Grandad was irish, but fuck sake.

Hopefully it's a decent show.
I'm going to the glasgow one with an old mate from uni so hoping it will be decent. Plan to get completely fucking destroyed after it. Got a cheeky wee premier inn for the night.
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>>39176357
You got what you deserved, fascist
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Ebin kinda looks like Paul Joseph Watson.
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>>39176439
Dear 'Bin, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I made two posts back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the image board or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your wall gon'?
My girlfriend's a tranny too, I'm bout to be a poofter
If I give her a pet name, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Tilde
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Saku
I got a room full of mould and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Shipman too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is An(on)
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>>39176490
>Premier Inn

Is it the Charing Cross one? Stayed in there for a while, was good.
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>tfw no bf/husband to build a comfy homestead/smallholding with chickens, sheep and pigs with
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTxqHbJOzg

Nice lil blast from the QOTSA past.
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>>39176488
trying way too hard to make this a thing lad
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>>39176490
I've got an Irish passport so I'm technically a citizen but that plastic paddy shit is embarrassing.

Saw them play a festival in Nottingham a few years ago and they were pretty good. All mood lighting, hoodies and a TDAG heavy set.
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>>39176538
this

origionalialionliaty
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Got a new trip for Ebin. Feel free to use it.
#!pHujl.nkx
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God bless Ebin's music taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls
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>>39176488
Made me giggIe, lad
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>>39176538
was tempted to re-crop the image showing my chin but I think it'll dig the hole even deeper. I need to show restraint, this might be an elaborate attempt to bait an image out of me
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testing this one out, bet it's Chin or something
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can we lay off ebin now please lads, he simply can't handle the bants
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>>39176572
>this might be an elaborate attempt to bait an image out of me
no idea what you mean lad
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if you give up porno do you end up fapping to the thought of very vanilla things? or do very vanilla things put you in the mood, like an attractive weathergirl for example, because right now nothing except pretty kinky stuff can get me off and id quite like to change that
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Oh shit nigga they beefing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VW_vLtUPI
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>>39175736
shhh you'll summon that pleb who missed his cambridge offer
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>>39176581
>eb chin
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Ebin ebin he's our lad, if he can't do it, nor can chad!
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>>39176588
I very very rarely watch porn and I fap to girls off instagram like a teenager.
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I bought 78 bongs' worth of Bitcoins, plus 3.99 bongs in fees. My Bitcoins are now worth 73.37 bongs, so I'm 8.62 bongs down. That's what I get for trying to be a clever investor lad despite being about 2 years late to the party. Plus my internet keeps cutting out so I keep missing scalping opportunities.
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>>39176608
Pretty catchy I like it lad
>>39176612
Bitcoin is extremely volatile, if you want to make a secure investment bitcoin is not the way to go at all
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>>39176524
Goerge street lad. Never stayed at a prem in Glasgow before, but I've never had an issue with any... except the one in Newcastle next to the city centre. That wasn't bad, just a little bleak. I use Ramada inn when I go there now.

>>39176539
I'm thinking of getting an Irish passport just for EU purpioses to be fair, and because my Grandad was one I'd get it. But yeah, plastic paddies is disgusting. It's a fucking yank think, we laught at them, I don't want my family being the same.
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>>39176591
Kanye just wanted his and Jay Z's wives to be best mates and now it's spiralled out of control.
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>>39176588
I stopped using any kind of porn when wanking for a while to see, and I found I could very easily get off to softcore pictures when I started using porn again. I was also turned on by the fact that I was getting off to softcore because it normally does nothing for me, so yeah... It was basically girls in cute/sexy outfits posing.
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>>39176560
There is some solid stuff in this playlist, he didn't really organize it by genre or anything but still
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLleXLJpBYUZXHBgB9UbOIrWTRLhtP5G8c
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>People on /fit/ are bullying me again


IM SO PATHETIC
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What's your favourite board, lads? Mine is /trash/ because of all the gay furry porn
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>>39176662
>People on /fit/ are bullying
why lad?
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>>39176662
>t. pube
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>>39176439
>>39176521

will someone be kind enough to screencap this masterpiece since i cant really be arsed, cheers
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How do I make the game I'm making comfy for robots but inaccessible for meme-spouting autists (other autists are okay) and normies?
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>>39176673
I'm so over that gay furry phase. Doesn't do anything for me anymore.
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>>39176662
Aww don't listen to the bullies lad, most fo them don't even know what they're talking about. I'm britfeel's resident /fitlad/, do you want any help?
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>>39176662
*teleports behind you*
*hugs you*
c'mon kid
*teleports us to a safe place*
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>>39176673

Excluding /britfeel/, /pol/ is better than /r9k/
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>>39176699
I should probably get over it too but knots and horsecocks are too nice
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>>39176596
found your mom as I was looking through escorts. check that chin lad, a perfect match.
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>>39176714
you can hide in ebin chin dimple
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>>39176673
/r9k/
Not even shitting lads. It's the only board I really go on.

Well maybe /co/ and /mu/ but that's pretty rare to be honest lad.

>gay furry porn
Gay and furry are bad enough, but both?
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>>39176682
Because im a manlet and their all 6'3 gods apparently

>>39176685
FUCKFUCKFUCKOFF

>>39176704
I was just blog posting about my weight loss, and they told me ill never look good because im a manlet and they're right.

>>39176714
Thank you
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>>39176673

i dont go anywhere else except /britfeel/ now, not even other threads on r9k, i like here because its the only place ive been where anons dont make fun of me
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>>39176726
Think she giVes chin wanks?
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>>39176726
>mom
BEGONE YANK
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>>39176734
I don't wank to any other gay porn and I don't wank to any other furry porn. It's just when they're combined I get turned on. I dunno
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>>39176736
They sound mean. If it makes you feel better they're a bunch of insecure robots who have convinced themselves that steroids is the only way they can talk to grils.
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>He doesn't have a manly well defined chin

howling, imagine being a chinlet
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>>39176734
/mu/ is not even browseable anymore, pure trash. and it's a shame because they put me on to a lot of good music a few years ago

>>39176673
they're all pretty shit to me now, but I browse lit, tv and pol on occasion. r9k is only decent for britfeel
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>>39176745
i know she gives CHINese burns on your knob,
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>>39176771

the memes were right all along
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>>39176736
Oh c'mon mate, they're full of shit. Don't fall for the manlet memes, they're all just larping as 6'3 fit gods, most of them are fat and/or short.

How tall are you?
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>>39176771
too right, they're just jealous you can open a door 10 seconds before you get to it
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>>39176771
There's manly chins and then there's Jimmy Hill chins.
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>>39176771
Difference between a leno chin and well defined one lad.

I use to get called Johnny Bravo because of my chin.

Notice no one has refered to you as JB, but rather Crimson Chin, chinfreak and other offencive names.

>>39176782
The only time I go to /mu/ is to check share threads. Or if an album I like has been released and I think /mu/ might be discussing it.
They usually are not, or are hating on it because it's popular.
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Based Ebin working the chinlets into a frenzy
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>>39176767
;__; Ill live, they're just so quick off the mark with the insults, I just got to keep moving and get fitter then succumb to social pressure and kill myself. good game plan.

>>39176796
Im 5'6...

I was basically saying that im 179 down from 212 and still losing weight trying to get down to 154 then possibly to 140 but wanted to know when I'd start feeling better about my self image and I got told ''never'' cause im 5'6.

The truth hurts.
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What are you listening to, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIdzGh01QIA
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>>39176824
>chinfreak

This Ebin chin meme is hilarious, I'm literally in tears. Best thread for a long time imo
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bet saku wishes he could trade one of his chins for ebins singular one
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I want to go and get steaming with a bunch of normies but I don't know any, the ones I do know don't want me with them and I'm too autistic to make friends on a night out.

I'm just going to go for a midnight drive and watch the normies from a distance.
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>>39176859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SrwwT6Zps

I hope you didn't expect anything else lad.
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>>39176859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LFBYSe3Sss

Found this song on a big ass thread on /gif/ and autistically hunted it down
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>>39176824
>tfw I got called Chinny in secondary school because I have a long chin, even though I have a beta overbite
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>>39176859
Live nightcore radio, the thing is, i dont really like the "nightcore" version of these tracks, but the original versions of them are pretty good if that makes sense so i just listen to that channel looking for new tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue9C4dxiyxA
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Ebin, when on chracter creation screens do you set the chin slider to max? Just messing lad... but that's not a pretty chin.

>>39176859
I just use foobars album shuffle.

This album is currently playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulNf0Uh-kCM&list=PLZqsyBiYZFQ2Ro8cEYl6aVEInQYYRRz2W
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>>39176089
>>39176105
Chadious confirmed

ebin king of britfeel
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>>39176859
This
https://youtu.be/IX7TRD6XaRs
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>>39176894

go for a /nightwalk/ and watch them from a distance my m8, thats what ill be doing tonight
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>>39176859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_mpaF5-SlU

Chin Chin Cher-ee
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Stop being mean to ebin or I'll batter the lot of you
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>>39176968
sure you can if his chin doesn't get me first
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Lads has science gone to far?
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>>39176968
Lad, he can takes all out on his on.
We can all hang onto his chin while he takes us out for a walk.
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>>39176968
Just you try you big chinned inbred
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>>39176943
this, waiting for it to get dark so i can head out
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>>39176968
he should just take it on the chin
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>>39177022
Chin like yours ebin, I wouldn't leave the house.
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>>39176859
got my nightcore playlist on. listening to this at moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl7CQ4YQto
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is there a comic book character more /ourguy/ than calamity james?
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What do you think the odds are that len is coming up with these shitty meme images
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Just got back from the isle of wight. Got work on Monday and i actually want to fucking die lads. From a week of the most beautiful place in England to shitty web dev in Doncaster
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>>39177049
i'm not ebin you mug, get fucked
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>>39177092
Web dev can be done anywhere, lad
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>>39177031
Having a Stella, lads.

Chin chin
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>>39176906
This is pretty good. Thanks for sharing, Anon.
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>>39177022

watching normies on purpose? can i ask laddy, why? and im not being sarcastic or anything but ive only really recently started doing that, i used to think drunken normies ruined a friday or saturday /nightwalk/ but recently ive become addicted to watching them on weekends, last night was particularly good, we had heavy rain that lasted about 20 minutes, but i mean HEAVY rain, worse than ive seen it for a while, normies who were out without jackets were going batshit insane, im looking forward to going to a few of my regular, out of the way watching spots tonight, anyone else like to do this...like to.../normiewatch/???
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>>39177081
He was in my top three fave characters. I loved how ugly and detailed everything looked
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Now that I think about it I always wondered what that big fleshy mountain was up north.
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>>39177081
Obligatory 'they wouldnt get away with printing stuff like that today' post
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Probably because it's been awhile but I'd give it the D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvZXiAXH4M
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>>39177113
somthing about it, it's like watching nature, no better sound than hearing a roastie going off on one making a scene
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i tried going on a nightwalk but i heard a group of loud teenagers not far away from me so i got scared and ran home.
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>>39177145
i got me sister upstairs for that. sobbing to her friends on skype about some faggot she has gotten back with not once but 4 times now within 3 months.
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lads think im dying of a codeine overdose. keep fainting and forgetting to breathe. did 768mg. iuy esd fun though
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>>39177139
>tfw no ayy lmao trap gf
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>be me
>live in shared housing
>network admin of wifi found out i watched about 6k pornos in a week
>all sorts of fucked up shit ive watched flashes through my head
>people keep slipping in "bbc" into sentences
>example: "wow, anon, look at that big black cloud over there"
>mfw

Do I end it now? I've never been so embarrassed, lads.
A part of me wants to complain about the obvious violation of privacy but then I'd have to basically admit to watching cucked porn, femdom, extreme rough, chicks with dicks, chicks being pissed on...etc

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION
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>>39177139
>I FLASH YOU IN THIS VIDEO
Doesn't flash anyone just gets her bra out.

I'm glad I just rolled along the timeline.
videos with misleading titles need to be taken down.

>tfw 90% of skate and bmx videos are guys chatting for 40 minutes then that one thing in th title 'bmx ride off the tallest building' is like 4 seconds long and all they do is ride a piece of wood on a ledge.
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>>39177173
you should kill yourself for having such fetishes, you mentally ill deviant
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Rang virgin media up, didn't take there offer talked some bullshit, ended up paying an extra 3 quid a month to go from 100mb to 200mb, without renewing my contract
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>>39177139
The creature from Splice is trans?
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No new gypsy videos in a few days. Hope it's all calmed down and pikeyanon is ok
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>>39177114
exactly the same. Apparently when they swapped editors in 97 the new guy didn't like the character and since the artist was doing three other strips it just fell by the way side. It's a shame because the art really makes it.

>>39177128
look at the whole strip, it'd be a moral panic.
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Really makes you think tbqh lads
What is it like carrying a chin like the bow of a ship
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>>39177186
porn is porn lad, i'd never do any of it in real life except dominate my gf (which most women enjoy)

in my opinion it's "whatever it takes" to get off, but try explaining that to a normie is impossible

I've watched gay porn before but am repulsed immediately after spunking... but whatever it takes m9
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>>39177199
Fucking hell. I remember reading this as a lad. I thought the bread crusts he was feeding the ducks were sausages for ages.
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>>39177210
It sounds like you are a homosexual in denial, fellow

Stop watching porn
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>falling down the trans rabbit hole on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbUawyUzDdA
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>>39177173
>Hey anon. We're watching Mandingo on BBC One. We know you want to join us.
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>>39177199
pt dos
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>>39177233
>tfw I have a tranny friend who had her testicles put in a formaldehyde jar, and I got to jiggle them around
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>>39177226
nah lad, i'd admit and be gay as fuck if i was... it's just porn. i view it as completely separate

>>39177238
it's not even funny tbqh
shit is deeply embarrassing
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>>39177233
Going down youtube rabbit holes is a great/terrible way to spend an evening. I end up usually watching videos of Booktubers that are total wifey material.
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got 5 minutes to find a film to watch and make tea.
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>>39177279
Watching the original Austrian version of Funny Games
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They dont even pretend anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTTO6JNmjQ
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>make a last.fm collage
>see this.
Well, I should probably stop telling people I have an interest in music, 80% of this is fucking trash.
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>>39177308
Minus the Bear, Giles Corey and You Slut! are cool. Why are you listening to so much Lil Peep though?
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>>39177139
>>39177172
>>39177183
now without makeup

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTj4HYnjpeQ/?taken-by=stef.sanjati
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>>39175621
Never been able to get into warband. Basically just wandered around the wilderness getting ambushed by randos. Didn't get what was going on. Apparently it's better modded.

Posted
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>>39177173
That's hilarious lad. Serves you right though, you pervert.
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>>39177344
So...interesting looking
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>>39176673
/x/, /tg/, /his/

>>39176859
https://youtu.be/EEvsmcDsgt4

>>39177081
That's a blast from the past, I wish I still had my old annuals.
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>>39176859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-jQjEdK9w
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>>39177344
With make-up
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>>39177332
>why are you listening to so much lil peep
I listened to his Album and despite it being... well shite, lets' not fuck around, it made me wanna re-listen to Hellboy.
Then I decided to listen to the 2 albums of loose tracks and features because I hate myself.
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>>39177344
Her eyes are too far apart. It's creepy.
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>>39177377
>>39177393
I would still let her nosh me off desu

I'm desperate for a blowie
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>>39177344
>one eye on the estrogen
>one eye on the benis
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>>39177196
What's happening with Pikeyanon?
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>>39177383
gonna get my old annuals out the loft tomorrow and have a good old read! mum still made me bin a few hundred issues when i was 10 though...
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>>39177403
Same desu. Still has a penis and doesnt do anal though because (imagine my shock) she was raped as a kid.
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>>39176840
Ok 5'6 is definitely on the lower end but it's not unsalvageable mate. 5'5 or lower and then you'd be fucked, but keep on losing that weight and you'll see a difference in your self-esteem. Don't lsiten to these idiots, they just put people down because they look like shit themselves
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>had wank last night before work
>had sex in the morning after work.
>it is now the same time I had a wank yesterday and I want another.
Lads, am I an addict?
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>>39177403
Just get an escort mate, Jesus. Nobody should be so desperate they'd do anything with that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiLsvRSU5H8

The Songs For the Deaf album is, in my opinion, another absolute masterpiece from the band. This being but a mere 'hidden track' shows the calibre of the songs in that album.

It has a much more upbeat rocky sound to the album, containing songs such as 'Go With the Flow( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE )' and 'No One Know's( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE )', being a few of their most recognised tracks.

A real turning point in their music, being their third studio album. Released in 2002, the culture had already begun the shift towards what we are seeing today; trashy pop artists and mindless entertainment that rot society. The album, and band, thankfully steered their ever increasing truck of popularity away from that shit and continued to produce their unique tunes.

With a good upbeat rocky feel to the album, they didn't fain to throw in a few more experimental track, 'Six Shooter' being one of them. This gives a third dimension to the album, and the band. Not afraid to try something new, but know when to curb their experimental side in favour of the genre they are, argubly, the kings of.

As an album that propelled the band forward to influence many bands, on being 'Highly Suspect' who have begun to see plenty of success, this album stood as a turning point in the culture-crossroads of the time and continues it's success to this day.
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>>39177413
His family got into a feud with another. PA is a good lad but he'd have no choice but to get involved.
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>>39177395
You're better off listening to a playlist of Brand New and Gucci Mane.
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About to go clubbing and let down by friends who bailed
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just watched the trailer for a movie
its spoiled the whole movie.

well gee thanks for that.
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Good job guys ebin is probably hanging himself right now hurr durr how does he get the noose over his chin
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>>39177455
Oh, I thought you meant hanging off a ledge by his chin.
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>>39177417
Its a shame you had to throw so many away. Good job you've still got the annuals though! I've looked for scans of them but not surprisingly they don't seem to exist.
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>>39177308
>when you don't have any Queen's of the Stone Age

get out now lad
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>>39177426
I don't want to risk it with std's

also their pimp might stab me or something
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>>39177455
Mate, he can't even get a job delivering takeaways. What chance does he have of tying a noose?
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>>39177437
better of listening to mutes arguing to be fair lad. I don't even like mumble rap, trap rap, cloud rap, whatever the fuck kids call it. But I can't stop listening.

Sent this to a mate for a giggle... how the fuck is this even a thing by the way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGiSIyklJyc
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>>39177475
Escorts don't have pimps, and if you wear a rubber the chances of getting anything is close to none. Just don't go trying to eat her out or make out with her.
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>>39177470
>Why don't you have any QOTSA
I'm not a proper nonce.

I'd rather listen to Kings of Leon than those cunts.
>>
>Pakistani action movie.
pretty sure he says something about the toilet in the first minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDX1AbfXjY4
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Any of you lads want to frot?
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>>39177442
im probs going to be bailed on with my plans tomorrow. fuckers even started lying to me today about what their doing.
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>>39177308
not that bad lad, what's your name? i'll drop you a follow
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>>39177479
>how the fuck is this even a thing by the way?

Kids that grew up with rap music and anime and then got into emo by watching AMVs.
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>>39175621
>Post Waifus

Can't find my adjustable spanner lads
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>>39177509
Call up ebin!

he could frot the entirety of /britfeel/ with those salad fingers haha
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>>39177501
haha

takes a real kool kid to listen to all that rap fag shit though dun' it?
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>>39177363
I guess it might just be an acquired taste, if you play the Viking Conquest version it's much more structured so you can get into it easier and it actually has a storyline (if you wish to choose that, you can also start off in sandbox like normal).
I've not tried modded yet though as I'm not sure what exactly I should do.
>>39177435
The album and the "Song for the deaf" song itself are very good in my opinion, only a few of the songs I'm not really a fan of in the album the Six Shooter is one of those.
Shame the sound quality on youtube is abhorrent
>>39177526
Gotta just use your iron grip and muscles now lad I believe in you
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>>39177509
I'd be well up for that
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>>39177537
>She always watches me, even at 4AM she watched me.
w-why tho?
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I actually drove to tesco since its quiet and darker now, only a matter of time before I'm more normie than my detractors. I only got scared once when a Volvo V70 parked a few spots away from me and two well built middle aged bald men got out of it. I put my head down and turned my lights off in the car till they walked over to tesco, very scary.

Also had to pip my horn 3 times in the street, women two doors down walked from the back of her house to her window and started looking at me and closing her curtains, gave her a pip of the horn when stopped outside and made her close them quicker. She always watches me, even at 4AM she watched me.

>>39177556
don't know who it is, I thought a man lived there honestly. Maybe its his wife

bought some chocolate weetabix and dandelion and burdock
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>>39177455
I actually drove to tesco since its quiet and darker now, only a matter of time before I'm more normie than my detractors. I only got scared once when a Volvo V70 parked a few spots away from me and two well built middle aged bald men got out of it. I put my head down and turned my lights off in the car till they walked over to tesco, very scary.

Also had to pip my horn 3 times in the street, women two doors down walked from the back of her house to her window and started looking at me and closing her curtains, gave her a pip of the horn when stopped outside and made her close them quicker. She always watches me, even at 4AM she watched me.

Why did he delete this lads
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>>39177572
Maybe his wife died years ago and he dresses up in her clothes for a laugh.
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>>39177543
Fuckin' A dawg.
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>>39177579
needed to add my haul and change it to a smug
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>>39177572
>>dandelion and burdock
superior to coke in every way.

my list of gook films to watch.

---gook---
a tale of three cities
the long way home
unleashed
the wave
the raid
the last emperor
detective dee and the mystery of the phantom flame
battle royal
i saw the devil
the admiral 2014
Saving Mr. Banks
time raiders
operation chromite liam neeson
operation mekong
tunnel 2016

anyone seen any?
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>>39177579
>>39177572
>then he reposts it
what in tarnation
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>>39177545
I must agree I'm not a fan of Six Shooter, but I guess it's one of those early albums that are quite polished, but have a few secrets in there just to mix things up.
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>All proxys of the piratebay returning "this site cannot provide a secure connection" error

Eh?
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>>39177599
http://pirateproxy.cc/
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>>39177504
Found the Paki rape gang apologist.

Inbred perverts OUT
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any of you lads fancy a stream?
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>>39177504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDX1AbfXjY4

Looks great
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>>39177572

you fucker i need to buy fucking cereal and i love choco weetabix
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>>39177609
looks like it's down
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>>39177631
try pirate proxy dot cam
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>>39177631
Yeah, I just checked too.
Fucking hell, conspiracy much?
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>>39177595
fair play lad
Of course that sentence isnt oregano.
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>>39177639
Works, cheers anon.
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>>39177442
That happens every time I swear...
Ive just got to the point now where i just dont care anymore and will go out to the club on my own, when your pissed and snorted up to the eyeballs all thoughts of imbaresment and social anxiety suddenly disapear and before you know it your raving away with a load of people you have never met having a great time.
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>>39177554
Cool. Which county are you in, lad?
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Laddies, thinking about buying a few air rifles and air pistols to go sniping the local wildlife. What you think? Pheasants are fair game, right?
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>>39177675
Cheshire

What about you, lad?
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>>39177468
yeah, it sucks. i think i must have around 25 or so annuals, earliest is probably mid 60s. maybe i should upload them.
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Knead bread with a hammer
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>>39177693
I'm right down south, which is a shame
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>>39177701
Xi, are you worried about the 19th party congress?
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>>39177715
You could always frot with a Frenchie, are you close enough to Dover for that?
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>>39177739
I'm pretty close. I don't know who frenchie is though
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>>39177719

There will be no change in leadership until 2022
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>two fat ugly anons try and fail to hook up
another thrilling night here
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>>39177694
If you felt like it that would be much appreciated.
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>>39177767
Hey, I'll have you know I'm only ugly. I'm skinnier than you, fatboy
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thought zygote was an actual movie,
thought this looks shit
turns out its some fan made 23 minute shit.
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>>39177767
I weigh 10 stone, lad. And I've had both girls and guys hit on me before.
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>>39177767
>ugly loose skinned, massive chinned loser being jealous again

Howling
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Rather concerned lads
>on way to las iguanas, younger brother walking with dad and me with mum as always
>walk past two girls, I stare at the floor to not look like a creep
>mum tripple looks the girl after passing her
>I ask what she's looking at
>she tells me the girl is usually at the front of her spinning class, 17/18
>starts describing how amazing the girls body is, talking about her little crop top and leggings
>I act awkwardly, pop a boner
>she realises, tries to change the subject to a restaurant we are walking past
Pls don't be lewd near me mummy it's weird
wish I got a look at her now
At least some homely, chubby qt kept starring at me over dinner
her blonde brother was quite hot too
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>>39177798
>he thinks I'm ebin
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>>39177805
How old are you? 17/18 is a bit too young don't you think?
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>>39177798
>Everyone who hates fat gays is ebin

>>39177805
turned prison gay already?
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>>39177805
>I act awkwardly, pop a boner
are you 13?
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>>39177805
>her blonde brother was quite hot too

I gave you a year, then I reduced it to a month. Once again, I'm correct as always
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>>39177805
Your post made my skin crawl.
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>>39177750
Where even are you then? Kent?
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>>39177572
>only a matter of time before I'm more normie than my detractors

Just think, in perhaps just a few weeks, your detractors will be sat inside, while you'll be out in town.
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>>39176453
bump for replies ye cunts
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>>39177830
But you are a fat gay
>>
fuck it. it's early but
odds wank
evens straight to bed
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>>39177805
Your Mum wants to fuck spinning class girl.
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>>39177686
Get a propper hunting shotgun, air rifles are shite that is unless you get one like mine that is a remmington lever action that can be pumped under pressure almost forever.

To further add dont fuck about with pellets, go for copper bb's they seem to be the best and have a greater surface surface penetration and dont bounce off the bloddy seagulls who were fucking up my sky signal like that of lead pellets.
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>>39177838
Northern Eastern Surrey, lad
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>>39176453
>cough syrup
are you sure it'll even get you high?
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>>39177798
>massive chinned

This meme is hilarious
>>
>>39177805
Ask mummy to set you up. She could be your wing-woman.
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>>39177872
> not saying wingmum. state of you
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>someone else from Surrey is here
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>>39177781
Watching it now lad, looks promising.
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>>39177850
I actually kept telling myself in tesco "don't buy that fat cunt" every time I considered buying something like ice cream or sweats. It was quite invasive actually, happened all the way to the till
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>>39177829
Just turned 20 but I'd bang anything I could get away with tbqh
>>39177830
Haha it's not gay if he's cute
>>39177833
Fuck, I remember you
>>39177832
My sex rises when my mental state is at its lowest, I was quite happy about it considering I haven't had the urge to wank in days
>>39177836
I am a CREEPY crawly
>>39177857
I'd fap to it
>>39177872
She'd probably give it a go actually, didn't see if she stared at me as we walked past because I was staring at the floor
>>39177889
I am too
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>>39177889
Crawley here. Kill me
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>>39177865
can you get a shotgun license u23 though? i'll defiantly get one some day but i don't know if i'd even be given a license.
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>>39177902
>I am a CREEPY crawly
You certainly are.
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>>39177886
Shit. I missed that one.

>>39177889
You've got to fight him now. It's the only way.
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>>39177898
Probably kept saying to yourself "Don't think about sucking his dick" to the boy on the till as well.

Repression is ugly (like you, chinboy)
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Someone should make a cartoon of ebin smugly sat inside a casino, while his detractors are sat at home crying
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>>39177918
>Don't think about sucking his dick" to the boy on the till as well.

I use self service
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>>39177902
>Fuck, I remember you

Yea, and you got very defensive every time I brought it up. Looks like I was hitting too close to the mark.

Prison gay is almost exclusively an online phenomenon. The fact you thought a 3d guy in the real world is cute means you're full on bi-fag.
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>>39177921
yea but his chin should be sending everyones roulette chips flying
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>Prison gay is almost exclusively an online phenomenon. The fact you thought a 3d guy in the real world is cute means you're full on bi-fag.
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>>39177933
Do you give yourself a chinwank or something?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

You put the boom boom into my heart,
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Jitterbug into my brain,
Goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same.
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>sams chicken for dinner again

does it ever get better lads?
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>>39177964
I like his later stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhZQ_VRbsQ
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found an old pic I posted before, perfectly normal sized chin
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>>39177941
Oops I guess I'm about boipucci now
>>39177949
I've never wanked today porn and guy sex is still disgusting to me, you're munch worse
I need to repress the fuck out of this
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>>39177967
Bisto chicken, lad.
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>>39177988
>he's so concerned about what people think of his chin that he's digging up old photos
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>>39177988
do you only own 1 t-shirt? fucking hell man
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>>39177995
Next stop: Desire to BE Sophie Turner

Seek therapy
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>tfw ebin moonlights as a superhero
>>39178023
No pls I don't want that
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>>39177912
Yeah easily i went school with a kid who used to go out hunting at the weekends with mates and he must have had about 6 diffrent shotguns.
As long as you have a valid reason and have a clean licence free of certain things im sure you could obtain one easily.
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>>39178022
I rotate between two t-shirts and fleece combo for the last few years

>>39178021
this is the same pic as that one I blurred the face out on earlier, its a few months old
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>>39177501
>I'd rather listen to Kings of Leon than those cunts.
And to think I actually liked Damon lad at one point
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>>39177988
>it's still big
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>>39178023
>tfw started at the bottom of the hill
RIP me.
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>>39178034
is shooting a pheasant a valid reason?
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>>39177988
"perfectly normal sized"
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>it's still big

>>tfw ebin moonlights as a superhero
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>>39177988
That's a big chin

unsurprisingly unoriginal
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>>39178043
>I rotate between two t-shirts and fleece combo for the last few years
So wait, you only have two t-shirts? Or just multiple of the same type?
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Ebin's Chin > Bane
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>>39178072
I'm the same, mate, in fact I was called the crimson chin by a week once (it's where I got the insult from)
Girls have said how manly my face is before actually
>>39178076
4u
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>>39177902
>tfw the other 3D waifu poster is in the same county as me
>>
>find this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wISgLn-dBNM
>desire to neck myself increases tenfold
I think I should avoid YT and other normalfag sites because clearly its nothing but bad for me.
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>>39178077
only two I wear, and one jumper.

Ones a black sporty one and ones an old leeds shirt from like 2008 (yellow)
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What would happen if /r9k/ suddenly shut down? What would we do? Would we find another site or something? I find it is a surprisingly entertaining community and takes up most my day.
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>>39177964
>>39178072
ebin would you consider signing a truce along with Len and Saku?

No more shit flinging, no more doxxing or arguing. Just peace in our time
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>>39178112
Fucking hell ebin. How often do you rotate them? How often do you even wash them? You need more shirts.
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>>39178112

Rate my chin lad
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>>39178112
>an old leeds shirt from like 2008 (yellow)
I'm begging you to buy new clothes man
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>>39178132
Just fucking leave it alone
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>>39178120
>What would happen if /r9k/ suddenly shut down?
we'd move to another chan
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>>39178135
before I started trying, every 2-3 weeks

now, once or twice a week. I have a jumper I sometimes use too

>>39178138
looks alright

>>39178142
I keep telling myself i'll go by myself and clothes shop, its intolerable with my mother so I never bother asking and I always find something in my way to stop me going on my own, usually my own mind
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>>39178098
5 mins on the train to Guildford, but it would probably be awkward as shit
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>>39178120
Go to 8ch/britfeel/ probably.
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>>39178173
Hes just realized hes a faggot too, go bum him
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>>39178165
You can buy a pack of 3 generic coloured shirts on Amazon for a few quid
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>>39178181
l'm not gay lad
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>>39178138
10 Leafys /10
>>
>go for an evening walk earlier
>it felt chilly and autumnal

Can summer end already? It's always a disappointment in this country anyway.
>>
>>39178181
I only like cute fem boys, anyone over 23 is disgusting to even look at, and the idea of gay sex is not a turn on (even if I like looking at them)
I think it might be homoromantic and heterosexual
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>>39178165
Jesus ebin, just buy some online from Primark or something and get them delivered, just so you have more than two shirts to wear. You need about 10 realistically speaking. Even 5 would be a start for you.
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>>39178205
>I think it might be tumblr
ftfy
>>
>>39178068
Provided you dont have permsison from the landowner, you cant just go shoting random birds on someone elses land it carries a prison sentance and ive even got a feeling there is an old English law where they have permission to shoot you.

But I would if i were you I join a local clay pigeon shooting club first, as they can teach you how to properly shoot not to mention ive heard its meant to be a great day out.
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>>39178182
they're uncomfy, I hate shirts with tight collars or necks. I'm picky on what I find comfy. Fashion advice is autistic and I don't know what to buy, I want some nice looking smart casual stuff I think


>>39178205
>anyone over 23 is disgusting to even look at

you'll apologize or else you'll make the list.
>>
Found a channel on Xhamster called "Shortdickpakiboy" full of videos with titles such as BNP Lads Westernising a Commonwealth Pakistani Schoolgirl.
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>>39178213
TWINK ON PENSIONER
>>39178222
ESPECIALLY YOU
haha sorry bend over
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>>39178237
>BNP Lads Westernising a Commonwealth Pakistani Schoolgirl.
I might regret this but, link?
>>
Just found out that my mum's mum's mum's mum's mum was Jewish, which technically makes me Jewish. Thinking of going to my uni's Jewish chaplain for dat qt Jewish gf.
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>>39178205
>tfw 23 year old fem faggot
Getting old sucks mate.
>>
>>39178237
Definitely sounds like one of our lads is behind that tbqh
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>>39178205
>I only like cute fem boys

Of course you do. That's how they all start. If people start asking you for emails, don't fucking do it just because you're super lonely and can't get an actual girl. There's enough prison gay dickheads on this website as there is.
>>
>>39178207
I don't know sizes, most of my stuff is small but some small stuff is a bit too tight on the skin or short at the back and medium is comfier. I bought some fucking small trousers like the ones I wear from sports direct and they're too long (?!). I don't know how something considered small can be too long on me, they drag under my shoes.

>>39178247
Thin line. I even posted on your thread on /hr/

>>39178269
I look better at 24 than I did at 18
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>>39178263
I don't think it counts beyond a certain limit. Your link might be too distant.
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>>39178269
>tfw boys and girls age past 20
>>39178281
I am giving everything to get laid at uni next year. It's comeback 2nd year
>>39178285
I know, I replied
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>>39178237
>BNP Lads Westernising a Commonwealth Pakistani Schoolgirl

Watching this now. The comment section is the best I've seen on any porn video.
>>
>tfw I've saved 30k bongs for cosmetic surgery but anxious to get it because my wageslave colleagues will know I've done it
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Look at my low effort OC
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MUMMYS HOME! YAY YAY
I AM SO HAPPY NOW MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY!!

LADADADAD I AM SO HAPPY HEE HEE HAA HAA IM A HAPPY BOY
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>>39178263
My granddad's mum was Jewish and he doesnt consider himself a Jew. I dont think they'll let you in mate
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>>39178315
unless you're planning on banging them or someone they know fucking go for it
>>39178317
top zoz lad, godspeed
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>>39178315
>cosmetic surgery
such as?
>>
>>39178317
Where's the N-Gage?
>>
>>39177870
yeah it has worked well once before
>>
I can't believe this is fucking real

https://xhamster.com/movies/2948027/bnp_lads_westernising_a_commonwealth_pakistani_schoolgirl.html
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>>39178165
ebin what do you think >>39178132
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>>39178310
Comment from Israel made me laugh

every pious muslimah pakistani girl should be done like this.
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>>39178317
He's certainly a SUB marine
man up and snag the lads some tilde lewds
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>>39178356
Shipanon?

>>39178357
no because they're compulsive liars and I wouldn't believe them, I don't know if they are even in the thread

>>39178361
chance would be a fine thing, I haven't even seen female tilde pics
>>
>>39178285
Jesus Chris ebin, read the sizing chart. Get a tape measure and follow the chart from their websites. Also, don't buy any trousers that are sold in sizes of small, medium and large; they're all shit and won't fit. If you find trousers are often too long, get the S type variants that are two inches shorter on the inside leg. If you find a medium shirt is more comfortable than small, buy those.

To be fair, I went to the hospital when I was 19 and the nurse thought I had the day off school despite me being in uni.
>>
>>39178217
sounds pretty cool, i've got some gun dogs too so could train the bastards to retrieve and flush
>>
>>39178402
>I haven't even seen female tilde pics
and you never will
>>
>>39178402
>female tilde pics
So you havn't had a nightmare recently then?
>>
>>39178402
We'll organise a peace signing

all parties must sign their thread name and present it at a specific date
>>
>>39178302
>>39178328
From >Wikipedia:
"According to the traditional Rabbinic view, which is maintained by all branches of Orthodox Judaism, Conservative Judaism and Reform Judaism today, only halakha can define who is or is not a Jew when a question of Jewish identity, lineage, or parentage arises about any person seeking to define themselves or claim that they are Jewish.
"As a result, mere belief in the principles of Judaism does not make one a Jew. Similarly, non-adherence by a Jew to the 613 Mitzvot, or even formal conversion to another religion, does not make one lose one's Jewish status. Thus, the immediate descendants of all female Jews (even apostates) are still considered to be Jews, as are those of all their female descendants. Even those descendants who are not aware they are Jews, or practice a religion other than Judaism, are defined by this perspective as Jews, as long as they come from an unbroken female line of descent."

I expect the chaplain will be resistant but if he refuses altogether then it's inconsistent with halakha.
>>
>>39178411
I was still babyfaced I think, I started puberty real late. My voice didn't deepen till around 18 too. I'm glad I skipped 16-18 because it'd been hell anyway.
>>
>>39178356
xhamster account bio:

18 from UK pakistani muslim hijabi come from strict traditional muslim family my father is imam in local masjid so you can guess how strict they are..guess every hijabi has a whore inside them :)

I'm virgin

I like a bit of incest blasphemy domination
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>>39178310
>>39178359
>She indian fucking restard this guy clearly his womens shagged by pakistani hence why he uploading so many fake paki video , pity this sad mother fucker
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>>39178327
Don't turn this into that creepy hug your family shit please lad. If you're just simply happy your mum is back then carry on
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>>39178413
>>39178415
probably won't maybe for the better, tilde would expect an honest rate and if she doesn't look good I'd either have to ruin my integrity or upset her
>>
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4279364/marie-buchan-octomum-benefits-buys-horse-depression/

She gets more money than I will once I leave uni and get me first job. And the whore bought a fucking horse and has 8 mixed race kids.
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>>39178492
Nah, Im just happy shes back lad, means I wont get pissed and kill myself.
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how has no one overlapped the chin photo with the face photo and we will have a 75% photo of Ebin lads?
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>>39178476
Furious paki is furious.

Asian-Pakistani Penis is far too small for many Muslim Girls

https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-pakistani-penis-is-far-too-small-for-many-muslim-girls-4416468
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>>39178449
Buy more shirts. Do you at least change your underwear every other day?
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>>39178402
>I haven't even seen female tilde pics
Then how come a while ago you said that if people here saw Tilde we'd all fall in love with her, she's a 10/10? More lies to fuel your little egos I see
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>>39178502

Do you call tilde 'her' out of politeness, or because you genuinely believe a man who wears a bra is a woman?
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>>39178534
I saw a tranny angled picture and she covered her mouth like an anime girl. If people saw that one they'd orbit because she has nice eyes and an anime hairstyle

>>39178536
just do it because it angers a couple of /pol/ spastics
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>>39178436
>tfw Anon has a slightly higher chance of getting an Aggy gf than me
REEEE
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>>39178502
She's barely passing as female at the moment so I doubt it would be anything other than a torrent of abuse. Also she has been on some sort of tranny pills for over a year I think (but only three months of estrogen?) so I'm not sure where her face and body should be for this timescale
>>39178559
>he got the pics
GIV PLS GIV
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>>39178559
You literally are a /pol/ spastic though

I'm sensing a theme with you. You literally hate everyone who is the same as you. Faggots, /pol/, normies etc
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>they haven't read tildes blog today

and to think you call yourselves orbiters
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>>39178559
How do your Paki slags suck on your tiny Paki Boy Dicks?" is a question Nordic Blonde women often ask us Muzzy boys. Well, this video shows how our Ummah sisters lick our Paki Pickle-dic

https://xhamster.com/videos/tiny-2-inch-asian-pakistani-penis-sucked-by-multan-paki-girl-4427015
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>>39178593
I only read Poleaboo's blog
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>tfw you had a Russian friend you miss
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>>39178593
I need to catch up on both of them actually, I've been so preoccupied with the thread recently because of how many (you)s my posts have been getting
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>>39178588
Don't forget the generously chinned
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>>39178612
Poley left a positive comment on my blog, I hope its her and not an imposter because it was heartwarming

>>39178593
bloody hell your right, she didn't even tell me about this
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>>39178616
I know that feel, lad. Even if it's a very unique one. What was his name? The Russian lad I knew was called Alexey
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>>39178616
Same mate, but he was a mega autist nerd that got A*A*A*A at a level. He found me really funny and I really miss playing games with him. He had an alcoholic mother so hated drinking and was completely the opposite of the stereotype.
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Woo she's live streaming lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU0LKvNnETU
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Gonna have a cheeky cry in bed.

Need to get a body pillow or something, for cuddling.
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>>39178650
>tfw gigga chin transitioned along with his '''girlfriend''' tilde
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>tfw gigga chin transtioned along with his '''girlfriend''' tilde
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>>39178619
Have a (You) on the house.

>>39178650
Pls stop I don't want nightmares tonight.
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>>39178669
>Need to get a body pillow or something, for cuddling
poor lad
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>Don't forget the generously chinned d
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>>39178669
awww remember that we're here for you if you ever need to vent mate.
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Damn my gf wants to meet my mother but my mother doesn't know i have a gf cause I never told her about my romantic relationships.
I mean, me and my gf have been together for about 9 months.
Damn.
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>>39178669
What about a shrimp neck pillow?
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I suppose it's convinient that ebin has a chin like that to proxy as a tool of pleasure, what with his phimosis dick
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>>39178711
Keep your chin up, lad.
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>I suppose it's convenient that ebin has a chin like that to proxy as a tool of pleasure, what with his phimosis dick
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Just when you think /britfeel/ cant get any worse weve just spent an entire thread arguing about chins, i actually miss a-level results day already
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>>39178711
ebin what do you think of leafy and his nudes being leaked?
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>tilde uploaded her legs with tights on and a large sweatshirt that hung loosely
lewd lads

Been doing some budgeting and figure I can live quite reasonably with a 25 bong a week food budget, what do you guys think? You all probably have been buying your own groceries for years now.
I don't buy alcohol and I plan to be cooking proper meals, especially including veg if possible but overall I'm not too high maintenance I think.
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>>39178802
I don't really know who he is in great deal tbqh, I'm out of touch with youtube cancer stuff. I assume he appeals to a very young annoying audience like the rest of them
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>>39178760
TILDE FUCK ME PLEASE I HAVE A GIGGA CHIN TOO
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The great wall of CHINa
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Tilde is unironically fucking peng tbqh
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>>39178858
I just told her my feelings on that pic, I adequately put it "almost wankworthy but not quite"
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>>39178874
You haven't got a chance, white boi
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>>39178805
I live on 10 a month for food.
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>>39178901
>almost wankworthy but not quite"
Kek. Good job dont want her to get lazy.
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>>39178805
Yeah, that's reasonable. Just don't waste your money on sugar drinks and you'll be fine. I've been on 100-125 bong a month for food budget for five years or so now.
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Link to tilde's blog lads?
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>>39178805
what i pretty much plan to do. fast cars and moto's don't come cheap.
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>>39178858
>finally get over my desire to bum Tilde
>see this
Fucks sake lads.
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>>39178901

Why do you consider yourself straight?
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>>39178934
>tfw ebinchad is making all the right plays
>>39178917
stop it ebin
>>39178952
I've already been outed as bi this thread, might aswell go for it now
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>>39178901
Do you have a pet CHINchilla?
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>>39178858
NO PICK ME I HAVE A GIGGA BENIS
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New thread with an Ebin-related edition

>>39178966

>>39178966

>>39178966

>>39178966

>>39178966
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LEATHAL DOOOOSE
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>>39178805
25 is pretty reasonable. I live on 30 myself and eat quite a lot too. You'll probably have to go with some supermarket own brand stuff if you want to make it work
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>>39178921
10 or 100?
Don't think 10 bong a month could sustain anyone
>>39178939
Noted lad, I don't really have fizzy drinks, only now and again - I have squash or water desu.
This reassures me though. What about toiletries too? I've allocated 5 a week on it but honestly I don't think I need to be spending that much especially if I'm buying cheap.
>>39178951
Goodluck on that journey anon, I think personally if I wanted any car I'd just have something super comfy and enjoyable to drive.
Wouldn't mind a race bike though
>>39179028
Noted lad. I'll probably be sifting around, my apartment will be just around the corner from Aldi too, although I think I might just get lossy items from there as I remember the quality of food there being quite poor.
Looked into Amazon Fresh too, could be worth it - roughly 80 a year membership and everything looks quite cheap in comparison to the co-op and Asda's in my area
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>>39179076
Yeah, you won't need that much, I spend just about that much a week on skincare, but I have about ten different skin creams and shit.
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