>tfw 30 year old khh-less virgin Life's so fucking unfair.

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>>39174642
>How old are you
29
>how far have you gotten with grills
Nowhere.

>>39174642
>hh
what did he mean by this?

26, one ex-girlfriend, had sex.

23
No experience with women

27

Six ex-girlfriends, had sex with all of them, dated a couple additional people but never went beyond making out with them. Haven't gotten laid since January, though. Taking some time off the dating scene to get my shit together.

>>39174773

khh=kissless, handholdless

>>39174642
20 and I've kissed one girl before, she is known as the local slut and had a kid at 16 and she told me it was only a laugh and didn't mean anything, She brings it up more than me because honestly I'm ashamed. Also my cunt ex-friend also talks about how he came in her mouth to try and gross me out but I only think less of him.

>>39174871
what about hugless?

>>39174642
I forgot that I had this fetish, what is it called and please post more

>>39174642
26 and nowhere
It's cool I'll just wait to meet somebody special
There's no rush

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>>39174642
>How old are you
20
>how far have you gotten with grills
had "girlfriend" 5 years ago for about three weeks. She fucked another dude in the second week after we got together.
tfw iam a total loser

>>39174969
The cuck life chose you!

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>>39174871
>>39174885
>hugless and handholdless

This has nothing to do with sex. These aren't even words. You're just in some sort of race to seem as pathetic as possible. This is why you guys are virgins.

>>39174642
You seriously aren't missing anything man. Get over your beta faggy feelings. Fuck a fleshlight. It feels just as intense when you dump a load inside it.

Eating clean pussy is pretty fun though.. get your life together OP

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>>39175207
> get your life together OP

I'm trying really hard. :(

>>39174642
25
I've cuddled and that's it
best memory ever

>>39175672
Get out, normie.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Fucking normies taking this place over, wtf

>>39174642
22
I've had sex with a few girls in college, but I'm still an autist robot at the end of the day.

>>39174642
I lost my virginity at 16 but I still get sad sometimes because I was a late-bloomer.

Can I still hang with you guys?

>>39174642
33 got married at 24 before my wife hooked up with around 250 ish and had 4 gfs, retired now and living the good life

>>39175910
Sorry anon you can't I lost mine at 14, I think 16 is pretty average though

>>39175936
Average is 17, so anon is actually ahead of the curve. Chads get out reeeeee

>All these normalfags

Why, why are you fucking fuckers even here?

>tfw don't see bizarro porn like this

Whatever happened to this kinda stuff

kind of forcehugged a girl my first time doing drugs, makes me feel uncomfortable thinking about it

held hands without thinking about it to pull her in a different direftion, idk if this counts

one drunken kiss outside a local punk concert, still not quite sure what happened here

>>39175968
I was a robot when I lost mine at 14 still had regular sex but missed out on tons of chances to bang makes me I'll to think about it

>>39175970
You do realise /r9k/ is 95% normies right? The minor population of betas (robots) come here and throw a shit fit about why they are here it's funny

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>>39176025
NORMIEEESSSSS

SOMETIMES I MAKE POSTS LIKE THESE EVEN THOUGH I'M ACTUALLY ENGAGED TO MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE
BUT I HAVE FUN MAKING THESE KINDS OF POSTS SO THERE YOU GO

95%? MAKE THAT 99%

GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT

33 years old. Never been intimate with anyone. Most likely never will be.

>>39176108
Why do you guys rage at normies it's not our fault 1% of you are chucks and betas maybe you should KYS and stop complaining about why you are still a virgin

32. I've had sex with one girl after I married her. It was ok. I think I could also be happy with a realdoll.

>>39176127
Why not try Grindr? A hole is a hole and it's easy like 100% chance to get sucked off

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>>39176145
Look at this fucking mongoloid.

>>39176158
You can always cheat on her if you are bored just don't tell her INB4 white knight bs

>>39176186
Eh, I'll just keep jacking it like I always have. It's always been better than sex.

>>39176108
Nerd rage more faggot, I just got done fucking my gf I'm 21 go jerk off to some traps

I don't understand you people.

You're clearly not happy with your emotional and sentimental state.

So why did you let it happen? Become a khv past 26 and collecting pictures like OP's.

Sorry to say but at 30 you can fix nothing.
Ofc you can still get a gf, but you will be past your prime and still with that affection void from when you were youger.


When I turned 26, I wouldn't let myself become this so I simply lost it to an escort and I don't regret it one bit.

I'm much more confortable around girls and I stopped being so desperate and horny (which made every girl avoid me).


I promise you, if you're around 24 don't waste time.

>>39174642
Life IS fucking unfair. But if you think that you can't change your situation then you deserve all shit life throws at you!

>>39176209
Man sex is great with the right person maybe you guys don't click I was with this one girl that sex was fucking heroine man wish I had married her but shit didn't work out

>>39174642
It's unfair because you are a sack of shit stop crying like a fucking beta kid and do something about it people like you are pathetic and I do enjoy reading your shit post

21
kissless, handholdless virgin
oregano

>>39176310
Again go on Grindr no excuse to be a virgin after 16, are you fucking Golem, or something?

>>39176169
Look at this virgin lol spend more time collecting memes and shit to post on the internet you are doing a great job protecting your virginity

>>39176235

Because it's easier to just sink back into despair and depression instead of bettering yourself. (It's more than just girls.) That's how I am comfortable with things. I fucking get it, I heard it a million times already "That's life, life is hard, life lesson" same shit. you know what life is? When you want to do anything you like, and relative to your interests and there's someone else who does it better than you and enjoyed that moment. why bother trying if someone else is there to do it and better? Why be competitive? It doesn't fucking feel good. their entire life is constantly there as a reminder that "Well, shit, you lost the lottery in life. suck it up." for fucking what? It hurts again, and again, and again, and again, every single fucking day and the wait for 80 years to pass is a fucking chore. I'm just fulfilling my part right now to simply pass away and it's not fucking easy. I can't stand this shit anymore.

>>39176310
How do you even live with your self? 21 and haven't had sex this is hilarious man

same but i'm 27 and i try to go outside but all i see are happy couples. and if i go somewhere it's not even fun since i'm alone. there's nowhere to go and nothing to do for adult virgins. you just have to lay down and die basically

>>39174750
What a fucking loser 29 and nowhere with women?

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We should hang out, OP.

>tfw grill

>>39174793
You said no experience with women... so how many men have you sucked odd?

>>39174642
20 I've been with 5 girls and mostly did everything with the second to last girl I almost dressed up as a Nazi to fulfill a weird rape fetish she had. Sex is actually really just shitty unless it's with someone you love. I tried having sex with this dumb commie broad and it was just awful.

>>39176396
Nice rping you stupid faggot, want to fap over discord?

>>39176414
You ever do any anal, scat or piss? I've had 4 3 sums with chicks and was pretty good only problem I had was what person I would cum inside lol

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>27
Fucked 7 grills, 3 long term relationships.

I'm mildly autistic, emotionally abusive and have basically used my past girlfriends to pay rent and satisfy my rape fantasies.

Women ain't shit desu.

>>39176470

So, how the fuck did you even get them? What do you say?

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>>39175146
>You're just in some sort of race to seem as pathetic as possible.
At some point, it's like...yeah, fuck it, if it's not going to happen, just fucking fuck it. It's like I work hard to be some object of admiration and when someone finally does look up to me, or show interest in me, I look down on them. Like: "Oh, now you're interested in me? What have you done to be worth my time? Fuck off."
t. khh wizard
Holy shit, I'm bitter as fuck. It's no wonder I'm alone. I completely understand how awful I am now, but I'm just a product of my environment.

>>39176454
>you ever do any anal,scat or piss?
Second to last girl let me fuck her ass a lot and would have me cum inside it every time there was a time where she rubbed her crotch into my face, made me eat her out, then pissed on it and she'd squirt a lot so I was kinda used to it but nothing ever involving shit I got it on my dick once by accident though after fucking second to last girl in the ass.

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>>39176359
I see what you mean.

But you may misunderstood what I said.


Escorts and hookerd, they won't fix you or turn you into some Chad high tier PUA.

They will just satisfy you and this is just going to unlock you emotionnaly.
You will be able to look at girls without thinking romantically of every single one of them.

The one thing I learned from fucking so many whores is that men are simply not made to be virgins past 20, at least not in our current time.

Yes it is about competition.
Being able to pay for a girl thats 100times better than what your average chad friend gets at night is a way to stand.

If as a robot and your age you still believe in love or that it really matters whether or not a girl wants you then forget it.

>>39174642
20
I ate her booty a week ago

>>39176493
My dick is 8.5 by 7.2 so fucking my wife's ass is rare and blow jobs are hard too, sucks I love fucking them up the ass

>>39176489

I don't "say" anything. I just don't play their mind games. I'm not a asshole towards them but I make it clear It's my way or they're dropped.

Idk why but this makes some women unable to resist.

>>39176509
>implying you don't reap what you sow
I haven't gotten laid in like a year now because I haven't put in the effort and don't want to until I fall in love to be quite honest it truly isn't hard.

24
Gotten a blowjob, ate a couple of girls out, and felt some titties

I just want to lose my virginity and find myself a gf who I'm compatible with. I want to prove it to myself and the world that I'm not a dateless loser incapable of finding love.

>>39174916
I'm pretty sure there is an insect tag you can look up.

>>39176509

This is why I feel I'm out of touch in this day and age. Everyone's been telling that there's no "Romance" just girls who want to play and fuck. like how do you change that mindset entirely from "lovey dovey romance" to just fucking? This feels like hell.

>>39176554

Goddamn it, I need to learn this. this really sucks man.

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>>39176540
My penis is 8 inches by 6 the first time we did anal she started crying and bleeding out of her ass. She got so upset at me about it she basically sodomized me with her hairbrush and told me that's how it feels. I didn't mind it but there would be plenty of times where we'd have to stop having sex because her pussy would get swollen,bruise, or start bleeding. I remember one time we were living in a shoddy apartment in K-Town and we had downed a bottle of fireball and she started blowing me and I got way to into it and she did too and I started throat fucking her real fast and my penis hit her Frenulum under her tongue and tore the fucking thing.

>>39176554
I try to talk to them a lot because I get excited

I think the fact that I don't ignore them turns them off

>>39176558
You're fool anon.
I swear to you, women are simply worthless, you're going to pursue a dream thats just going to consume you until your last years.

Think of yourself and better yourself each day, girls are just going to deviate you from serious life projects.


>>39176590
You don't.
The day I lost my virginity I just started feeling bad.
But still I kept going for even cuter girls.

Then I would look back at my several oneitis.
And I would feel worse.
I lost my time and brain feeling depressed about some idiotic nannies who just keep posting on facebook/instagram 1000 selfies, cat pictures and what they had for breakfast.

Think about it, have you never felt bad when you looked about your crush and saw that she simply isn't in love with you and likes in men everything you are not?
Did you never felt down when you saw that one of your crush was a party whore anf you pictured her something else since she behaves all day but goes sucking chad cocks for dinner?

I look even at the hottest chick and I figure I'm no longer interested in her, and that she was nothing special.

I just paid from 50 to 200 bucks to be intimate with something I could never dream of being with by my own person and she was years above any girl I fancied.

And guess what? Once you(legitly) stop wanting or looking at girls, they magically come to you. Even that one whore who avoided you.

I tell you, women are simply not worth it.
Thinl about you and a greater future for yourself.
You will laugh at all these girls you loved who settled for less than you.

>>39176810
Buddy I promise you I'm fine I want to fall in love but I don't want to just fuck women I've already had an 18 year old virgin throw herself at me and offer to have me trip for days while nonstop mindlessly fucks me and I have chosen to not go through with it and stick with what I do best and improve on it until I'm ready to raise a family because I want kids if in my lifetime I don't meet someone like that I have my guitar

>>39176880
Suit yourself.

You will regret it this I guarantee you.

>>39176810

And how do you better yourself when fighting total depression? every day is the same thing, should I just go outside more? I don't know anymore. I'd love to fuck some girls, I'm about to stop believe I'll ever have genuine romance with them but yeah.I feel like I'm missing out and everyone telling me "You won't miss much" doesn't really help.

20
cute girl is messaging me right now but Im socially retarded

>>39176951
What I am telling you is that genuine romance is not worth it.

And if you're depressed even more the reason to forget about it.
No girl will settle with a sad fuck.

To fight depression you need time and yes just go out.
Go anywhere you want and do what you want even if you're alone.

Go anywhere but in your room where you will procrastinate watching anime all day.

I'm not saying you won't miss much, I'm saying you setting yourself for a very small goal to reach.

If all you want is a girl then go see a whore.
Let me tell you also this: Every man goes to see one sooner or later.

Even that anon above who is waiting the right one, he will go for it some day.

Just stop thinking about girls and romance it's just a jewish scheme.

Think about better projects, college, get a better job, learn an instrument, do sport.

>>39176386
I don't particularly care to be frank.

>>39176004
>14 yo robot

yeah nah

>>39177208
Reported


Underage ass

>>39177208
b&

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>>39177274
>>39177297
Gues I slipped up.
Nice knowing you robots.

>>39174642
>32
>Gone for coffee or walks with 6 girls from Tinder

No kissing, no second dates. 3 girls were OK and I would've liked 2nd dates, 3 were not that great.

>>39176386

There's lots of us here. Maybe you should leave.

>>39174642
>20
i have gf now and had them in the past
kissed 10+ girls
had sex 300-400 times
life is NOT unfair i worked for years to get a gf
and im still working on it
if you look around most of people are in relationships and guess what they are average guys
you dont need to be a fucking rocket scientist to get a gf
you already know what to do

I was expecting more oviposition pics instead of so much autism

So you are a lawful wizard. You should be proud!

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>How old are you
27
>how far have you gotten with grills
One wanted to be my gf after being emotionally abusive and vanishing of the face of the earth for 2 months (used to cuddle and even shared a bed as friends).
Other one wanted to sleep with me to make her boyfriend jealous. I refused, she took my first kiss anyway.

Haven't bothered with women for 10 years after that.

>27

A girl that liked me once forced a kiss on me when I was 18.
Haven't had the chance to touch a female since.

It does suck but it doesn't sting nearly as bad once you force the hope out of your system. Eventually girls start to blend into the background.

>30
>Fingering/licking/blow job
>Couldn't get it up when it came to penetration

In my darkest moments it bothers me but not so much these days. All I want these days is a quiet life.

>>39179759
23 here. Still having trouble giving up hope. Hugged onitis once when I was 20. She eventually ghosted me. Only thing I've ever got.

>>39179859
It takes a while. Honestly I didn't feel bad about it until 25, before then it was kind of a funny joke.

Then one day I woke up and was like holy shit I'm well into adulthood and have never been loved by anyone. What made it worse was all my [internet] friends losing their virginities. So for the next couple of years I freaked out a little about it, sometimes I would get steaming mad just seeing couples in public.

But over time the rage died down and the hopes faded. I still might feel a little bad about it from time to time but I remind myself theres nothing I can do so why fret. Just focus on the pleasures we're allowed to have like money.

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21

First girlfriend broke up with me because her parents found out I was black. Second girlfriend ignored/avoided me after a mass amount of people began teasing her for dating a black guy; she even got chummy with her ex in front of me to drive me away after she had been teased. Fast forward five years later and a 8/10 drunk blonde qt3.14 takes pity on me; sucking and fucking me for at least twenty minutes and relieves me of my virginity. Same girl who took my virginity winds up sleeping in my bed a couple months later, and I experience sex again for what will most likely be the last time in my life.

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>>39174750
just one more year anon

>>39174642
23 virgin, kissed on the cheek once by friend who was a girl age 14/15 I forget.
I tell everyone irl I lost my virginity at age 16 because why not.

24. I've held hands and hugged girls that were friends in HS and college. I've only had feelings for one girl in my entire life, but could never ask her out.

>>39174642
>21yo
>danced with 2 girls

>>39174642
36
At this point I like to train submissives to serve me. I have two wearing my collar at the moment.

32
Briefly kissed two girls.

>>39174642
Man, I wish I could be a grand wizard one day. But no, I had to give it away at the age of 16. Fuck me. I will never know the true power of a grey beard and a sick ass robe.

Pretty jealous desu.

18

My uncles girlfriend made out with me (or whatever you would call that) when i was like 6 except for that i've probably hugged a girl at some point because it was some social event
and it was expected or something.