Wait, you guys AREN'T joking about being virgins over 18?

>>39174310
Why would I lie on the internet dude
26

>>39174310

waiting to get gf and fuck her when I get to college.

>>39174621
>he thinks it will get better on college
Oh, you will be in for a treat.

>>39174621
CS student here and I have never ever been approached by a girl in college. Hopefully you will have more luck.

>>39174621
i thought the same on my first day of college last year. going to second year and my chances of suicide are higher than getting a gf

>first kiss at 27
>first gf at 28

I've been here for years

>>39174837
Dude, I'm not baiting. I just recently came to this board and when I realized everyone is old and a virgin, it was heartbreaking and I thought there is no way this isn't a joke

>>39174621
Why wait when you can go on tinder and get free pussy whenever you want? It's not hard dude

>>39174310
sex didn't even cross my mind till 23, I don't get it how kid even think about sex before the age of 20, maybe that's the reason I'm a 38KV

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>>39174873
>>39174714
>>39174777
oh well ima just kys myself then

>>39174915
>there are people above the age of 18 that haven't had sexual intercourse with a woman yet? no, that cant be!!
just fuck off

>>39174915

14.3% of men aged 20-24 are virgins. We are these men.

>>39174971
Ok, not having sex before 18 i could understand, but you guys also say you've never had girlfriends and you're in your 20's! Thats pathetic

>>39175036

>measuring people by their romantic/sexual successes

fuck off normie.

I'm 19 now, ive never even had a kiss or held a hand. I'm becoming angrier with each passing day.

>>39174310
No you fucking mong.
Do normies really think were all being ironic?
This is the most serious board on 4chan.

>>39174922

Oh boy here we go
*cracks open a beer*

>>39175080
I'm 20 and in the same situation. I'm not really angry about it though.

>>39175036

"!"

ye you are just trolling

>>39174922
>Placing a picture of yourself on the internet.
>Linking tinder to your phone.
>Having to link it to a fucking facebook.
Never going to happen.

>>39175238
>he thinks using exclamation marks in sentences means someone is trolling
You guys really are a joke, huh?

>>39175239
And at this rate, losing your virginity is never gonna happen. An alternative to tinder is bars, but I wouldn't recommend those

>>39175080
lul only 19

>>39175256

Nice second ghost jab m8
not gonna happen

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>>39175301
What is actually wrong with being a virgin? Are you an idiot or what? Being a virgin just means you haven't had sex. SO WHAT??? Whats the big deal idiot? You want to stick your genitals inside another person that bad?

All of you idiots who want to get rid of the imaginary v card should just die.

Does it count if it is with a goat? achmed.

So how do you talk to women then, hmmm?

>>39175346
>What is actually wrong with being a virgin?
It means you're a loser lol

>>39175382
Whats wrong with being a loser?

kdkdjdm

>>39175382

nice meme bait
u jab, i spot you bro

>>39175346It literally means in todays society that you are less of a human being than your peers.

>>39175346
You don't want to fuck a pussy which has beem covered in cum dozens of times? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT?

>>39175434
But how does that matter when you dont interact with your peers?

>>39175346
It means you're undesirable and nobody wants to pass on your shitty genes

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>>39175505
>nobody wants to pass on your shitty genes
then I guess im doing everyone a favor by not passing my shitty genes, you should rather be thankful

29 year old wizard apprentice. I've never even spoken to a female outside of family and forced interactions at my wagecuck job.

>>39174621
It gets much worse when you get to college. If you couldn't get a gf in HS you're not getting one now.

>>39175080
Joke's on you, I held my oneitis's hand this year at age 22.

I'm probably gonna love her forever now.

I hope not. I don't want to be the only one.

>>39175555
Nice fives

>>39174714
>>39174777
>>39174873
>>39174922
>>39176098

For me it was the other way around, I guess I'm just lucky. Was kissless virgin during HS but in college I hook up every now and then.

>>39176384
Pity hand holding desu been there only sucks more once she rejects you

>>39174310
yep
I didn't think it was normal to have sex while still a kid.

Sex is gross anyway

26 year old kissless virgin. Believe it, kiddo.

>>39174310
lying on anonymous message boards is for autismos.

>>39174873
We're on the same page dude

>>39177014
I'm asking her out this monday just so I can get it over with. Maybe I should go buy a rope beforehand, I know I'm going to need it afterwards.

>>39174310
I'm 20 and a virgin, I don't see it as a big deal but I know normies do.

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>>39174621
Your life will not get better. High school is your last chance.
t. disillusioned second year uni student

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>>39177000
> Shit that never happened for 500
Don't get my hopes up, you heartless monster, the pain is already strong enough.

First kiss and first BJ at 19, Lost Virginity at 20. There is hope for everyone I promise. I was a fat weirdo who got no attention from girls, I lost some weight and started dressing better now I have an amazing gf

>>39177021
>t. Virgin
Comment on it when you've actually had it before

>>39174915
>I just recently came to this board and when I realized everyone is old and a virgin, it was heartbreaking and I thought there is no way this isn't a joke

Hysterical laughter is terrifying; I doubt many have experienced it. I've only had that misfortune a handful of times.

Those fits of wild laughter occurred during my college years when I spent summers working at a camp for the disabled. You'd be roused from a fitful sleep, soaked in sweat and nasty dreams, only to find something that would make your nightmares seem lovely by comparison.

You'd open your eyes to witness a man with his diaper around his ankles, masturbating using his own shit as lubrication, squealing because Nature decided, in Her wisdom, to begrudge him the capacity to speak. Having at long last satisfied himself, his palms filthy with both feces and ejaculate, he proceeded to clean the mess with his own tongue.

We trust Nature to be coherent, for the world to at least make some modicum of sense. Having witnessed the contrary in such an immediate and severe way, the only response is wild laughter. The Spirit of Irony in its most rarefied form seizes you, forcing you to chortle while mournful tears stream down your cheeks. The World shouldn't be like that but is. Father Chaos reigns and it matters not a whit to Him whether He sires monsters, men or gods. How strange to see such a dread parent appear not as some frightful dragon but as a drooling clown.

The old virgin is a blasphemy against Nature, one of Chaos's many monsters. Burning with unrequited desire, the unlovable ghoul begs for the soothing coolness of tears. It doesn't matter whether the balm in question issues from his own eyes or those of others. Father, in His innocent cruelty, withholds even that tiny mercy. Looking at each other through the pane of glass that separates the carnival goers from the freaks they've come to witness, both man and monster have no choice but to laugh.

23 years old virgin

Went to gym
Learnt how to talk to people, still awkward, but in an "ok" kind of way.
Dressed with ok clothes.

But i don't feel connected to people, i am just in my world, everyday social interactions feels so weird and unnatural. I have trouble conceiving the concept of intimacy. I am not even sad or frustrated, i am just stuck here and that's pretty ok.

Not everyone is wired the same way.

>>39178944
Go see a psychiatrist, psychologist, or something dude

>>39179005
I tried going to plenty of psychologist and even a psychiatrist. They don't work.

Loosing weight for selfies for tinder. WOnt connect it to fb because my fb is a joke, with clearly no social life.

I worry tinder will be infested with girls infested with thirsty guys rendering my chances slim.

"oh hey"
girl: "hi guy no.30 talking to me right now".

fucking fuck.

I just turned 24 on the 17th and haven't kissed a girl.

>>39179510
Shame, at uni, you get a chance to meet those nerdy shy girls that hide at home. U wont get them on tinder or at bars.

>>39174310
>tfw almost 30
But is not like I have not given up years ago. I'm used to the fact I will die alone. I even made so my family will get sms that I'm probably dead if I don't deactivate the sending in more than 72h.

I Saw a tall slightly on chubby side girl with her mum today waiting at bus stop with me.

SHE WAS SOOOO CUTE. wanted to lick her pussy.

was tempted to ask for her number as she sat next to me on bus. BUT I don't want to introduce her to my life..... i'd have to say am looking for a job actively. learning to drive Is good thing too.

>>39175036
>pathetic
>says this unironically on r9k
Get out, troll. No one wants you here.
You don't belong here.

I'm a 21 yo virgin ,i just want to die at this point

I may not have had sex in high school. In total I may only have had sex with 2.5 different girls. my wife may be ugly and fat.


But at least I lost my virginity before I turned 19. That's something Im proud to be able to say.

>>39179536
That's the worst feeling.
You're stuck with the detritus of the female populace, and unless you're that way yourself, you're fucked.

24 here

>tfw some of my friends are starting to get married.

>>39179005
>dont like talking?
>talk to someone about it
Great advice champ

>>39174777
>CS student
Oh boy I wonder what you're doing wrong

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>>39174310
Most people are LARPing I think. I lost my virginity as 15 or 16 and was even really trying. Just took a slut from high school out twice and fucked her later.

I've only met 2 virgins that were over 20. One was my retarded cousin and another guy I don't think cares about sex and might be gay.

24 years old and never fucked a girl

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>friends already have kids, are married or have gfs
>never even held hands with a girl

>>39180287
Are you just ugly or you never tried and expected girl to come up to you?

>>39174714
fucking this, it's all downhill from there on

>>39180325
too shy to talk to strangers. i have tried a couple of times sober and drunk but my mind goes blank and i just stare at the sky thinking what to say or i ask the other person what should i say.

>>39180325
Maybe he really doesn't give a fuck and never tried. I'm 26 and at the point in my life where women actually claim to like me (who knows whether that is bullshit or not) and I still don't care about losing my virginity.

>>39180063
Same here. We're almost at the quarter century point.

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>28 in 6 weeks

GIVE ME A GF NOW

>>39174310
>lowkey boasting about having a normal non-sheltered non-autistic childhood
shut up, OP

>>39174621
I'm waiting to get a girlfriend when I die and go to heaven.

>>39181422
>become muslim so you can get 72 virgins
>die
>the 72 virgins are actually incel neckbeards
>browse r9k for eternity