>the wife is pulling up the driveway but your friends haven't all hidden yet to surprise her for her birthday.
>>39168570
Is that today's "Act like normie and shitpost" thread?
>your friends are asking which of them are your best friend
>having to go home from the pub because you have work in the morning
>>39168614
Most people live like that
Just let it sink in for a second
>>39168570
>having to skip your best friend's birthday because of your son's soccer game
>>39168815
no they dont lamo you are far and away delusional if you think that
>not being able to decide between your dream job or the job that pays 6 figures
>>39168834
you are just in denial, its okay, we all have ways of coping
>>39168614
let's see who's hiding behind that mask
>>39168917
normies are histrionic sociopaths who put all their energy in narcissistically promoting an image of normality
>when youre at the bar and someone has to drive home in the trunk because you are one too many for the car
>>39168983
>the guy in the trunk is the only survivor when the drunk driver crashes
fucking kek
>>39169027
>The guy in the trunk proceeds to die of starvation due to being locked and no one finding the car
>>39168570
>Your son left his tricycle in the driveway again
>You can watch kid's movies wuth actual child actors without thinking horrible/unwanted thoughts
>with your son
>you can die with the friend of the family, wife, son, and grandchildren surrounding you with tears in their eyes
>the youngest ones don't quiet understand.
>they are 8 or 10, but still innocent
>you tell them all not to worry
>that you love them
>you clutch your son's hand
>tell him you're so proud of him
>that you're happy you saw him become a man
>you look at his wife
>tell her thanks for choosing him
>for putting up with you; dumb embarrassing moments, jokes, all of it
>she says, with wet eyes, that she loves those moments as much as she loves the kids
>it's a little hard to breath
>ask the kids for a hug
>squeeze them tightly to show you still have some strength
>ask son's wife to take them out
>friend of the family grasps your shoulder
>tell him you know he wanted to be with his wife
>tell him with a smirk, you'll be seeing yours before he sees his
>all three of you laugh that ends with you hacking up reddish phlem into friend's sleeve
>apologies
>friend isn't even disgusted
>you lie there with the two people you love the most on this Earth
>no words are said
>their heads snap up and you can hear a quick beeping
>they are rushed out and the young nurses come in
>before the final curtain is drawn you see your son, his wife, and your youngest grandkid
>give the smile you always had when you played with the grandkids
>with the son
>with your wife
>with your schoolmates
>..
bumph drumph
>>39169672
Anon please I can't take these kinds of feels right now
>>39169672
Stop. Stahp. Stawp
>>39169672
>>>friend isn't even disgusted
this was probably the most amazing part of the whole thing.
reel feels here
It is weird when people complain about dying long. All my grand parents lived to a 100. My wife is gonna die before me. I will die alone.
Well.. this thread sure did get sad.
>>39169845
I always think about wanting to live forever, dying terrifies me but I can't even imagine what it must be like being alone after so long.
Normie feels thread.. I like it
>you can only have one best man to your wedding but you can't choose between many of your good friends
I identify more with these normie feels
>>39171679
>>>/out/
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