>For over a decade I have excelled at and quit action adventure jobs, always end up bored. (Cage fighting, parkour, street fighting, football, videogames, ...etc.)
>Joined US Army infantry to escape boredom and learned about the overt and covert world of warfare, and now bored again after seeing all the boring shit we do and not getting to kill for the right reasons. Contract almost up.
>please help. What should I do next? Anything illegal that is worth it?
Join the FFL, it's way different than the US army
there is only one thing left to do...
>>39158178
You could join the YPG in Syria, they're US supported and have US military embedded with them so it won't even get you in trouble
unironically heroine overdose
>>39158178
I hear making up homosexual fiction on image boards is quite lucrative
Otherwise keep your dayjob catching worms for fishermen
>>39158178
Become a space bounty hunter or a pirate.
>>39158261
YPG is marxist/leninist though. I know OP might no care, but he would be better off seeking employment with one of those african PMC's founded by ex-SADF members
>>39158279
I don't need lucrative, I need action.
>>39158211
>>39158261
>>39158508
>>39158520
Thanks. I think I am done with that kind of warfare, anything with computers that is exciting in civilian world? I like futuristic shit as well.
>>39158523
How about being an actor for the homosexual pornography business?
>>39158178
Join blackwater bro
>>39158576
Self-learn and become a programmer, or use whatever military programs there are to pay for your college and get a Computer Science Degree
>>39158520
I'm not an expert on the matter but as far as i am aware they're democratic-confederalist, which decentralizes power rather than centralizing it like Marxist-Leninism. It's still leftist but not really Marxist.
African warfare is more like gang warfare desu, pure action wise Syria is much more intense and larger in scale. Unless he is strongly anti-left i'd say YPG is the better option
>>39158597
I will probably look into this. Hope it isn't a waste.
>>39158576
>I think I am done with that kind of warfare
Do you mean you are done with warfare, or just physical warfare? Do you want to be a drone operator or something?
>>39158678
It crossed my mind but that is probably just as boring and will be automated more as time goes on anyway. I dont really like the army anyway.
>>39158178
>jobs
>cagefighting
>parkour
>video games
>join army "for fun"
You sound like a complete faggot and a liar
If you want to cause some real harm, we live in an era when a bored artist with a computer bring down hugely important parts of a nation's infrastructure.
A guy with a gun is relatively harmless in comparison.
>>39158797
Yeah, im surprised I got so many positive responses though this is r9k so. You are going to have to take my word. im a bit of a chad in real life, though women bore me as well. I have done a lot of athletic and adventurous things like some sort of crack head. i have nothing else to live for and its painful if that makes you happy to know.
>>39158857
Even if I somehow realistically could do that, I think that would just slow technological progression or some shit down. Seems like a waste.
I guess this is over. I'll look into computers. Thanks all.
>>39158178
>>For over a decade I have excelled at and quit action adventure jobs, always end up bored. (Cage fighting, parkour, street fighting, football, videogames, ...etc.)
>>Joined US Army infantry to escape boredom and learned about the overt and covert world of warfare, and now bored again after seeing all the boring shit we do and not getting to kill for the right reasons. Contract almost up.
>>please help. What should I do next? Anything illegal that is worth it?
lol you cringey jason blaha ass faggot jesus christ
why even waste your time writing autistic bullshit like this?
>>39158178
Where you at brah
Im a 13B at Ft Drum
>tfw sweeping 2 feet of snow out of the motorpool with push brooms when its 5 degrees out
>tfw still got 2 years left
I know traveling the world is a meme, but ive got like 30k saved up and was planning on doing some cliche "travel around (eastern) europe" kinda stuff after I get out
>>39159457
Why eastern Europe?
>>39159644
Western Europe is too mainstream
*tips thick rimmed glasses*
No, but seriously I've just always really loved studying "Slavic" history, and think it would be an interesting change, without going "too out there". Some Anons talk about going to Thailand and Cambodia REALLY cheap, that may be interesting too....but I dont wanna fug hookers or get murdered.
>>39159457
Is that some mellisa clarke?
>>39160014
Not sure, I just ripped the pics from some thread on different Chan
She's got that qt "im different" MPDG lookin reality she is just another basic bitch programmed to lust for 12 inch dicks, who would never even bother to talk to my beta loser waste of flesh self
>>39160088
Ok just googled mellisa clarke, she's definitely not here
That chick is normie as fug
>>39160164
Looks just like her, to me.
Hang on, let me try to post the right picture to compare.
>>39160206
http://celebmafia.com/mellisa-clarke-photoshoot-disturbia-clothing-2017-696975/
Sheiitt anon, you were right,I was wrong
>>39160268
I told you, bro.
She's fucking perfection.
>>39160298
I thought she was a pure depressed emo waifu anon
Seeing these nude pics really puts some BAD thoughts into my mind, like REALLY bad thoughts
>>39160326
She can still be your emo qt 3.14, anon.
>>39160378
No, she has indeed been stained by Chad's viscous silver seed, it's just as I suspected
Im back to femboys in search of purity