I'VE FUCKING DID IT

>>39155138
Did what? The girl in pic? Post picss anon so we can celebrate together

let me guess
>fucked a 12 year old
or
>lost your virginity
or
>raped a qt

>>39155138
What did you do, fucker? Explain.

>>39155138
>I'VE FUCKING DID IT
make a thread?

>>39155175
I got a gf anon and now im out of this shit board

>>39155138

Is that your gf?

Can you greentext the story? How do score looks wise? Give us information. Now!

>>39155243
Farewell brother, but come on post more of her, any feet pics?

>>39155179
Lost my virginity by raping a 12 year old qt

Feels good man

>>39155266
>>39155273
pic is unrelated

Image search you fucking summers.

>>39155273
>>39155266
>Is that your gf?
>post more of her
internet is not difficult

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>>39155138
You've done what cuckface

>>39155302

Post pics of your gf? Is she hot/cute? Post your story dude.

see you next year cuck

>>39155138
did you reach your prostate?

>>39155138
Cute.

>tfw high school English teacher
Young girls are really, really nice. Unless and until someone fucks them up, usually sexually. That's why o don't really care about what happens to pedophiles or "ephebophiles" or anyone that would groom or see to sexually exploit or even befriend little girls. When they get to me, I tell them, there's a universe of boys out there, but you're only in ninth grade English once. We'll have lots of fun together if you can keep your fucking pants on and focus on your schooling and do your homework and I can help you get a nice big scholarship when you get out.

>>39155243
You're here forever.
You'll be back.

>>39155138
>I've fucking done it
Fixed it for you OP. You should study up on some grammar.

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>>39155495
Tell me more about being a teacher as a robot

Im about to get out of the army in a year and have always wanted to study History of some sort, and da gubbament is gunna cover the tuition. Was thinking of aiming to become a teacher and eventually a professor.

>>39157490
Get a useful major that you can teach, senpai. Anyone with a teaching license can teach history, you don't know how many of your high school teachers taught outside their degree. When I started out in the 90s, 80% of teachers quit in the first five years, and you don't want to be the one who has to stick it out because that's all you can do.

Teaching is a robot profession. People expect you to be a nerd. But if you're attracted to young girls at all, avoid it completely. They can smell it. My teenagers trust me because I'm the only one who's not looking at their tits, up their skirts, making lewd comments, or sexualizing them in any way.

>>39157647
>>39155495

What do you have against young (but basically legal) girls and men?

>>39155138
Damn, that's a nice CRT. I'm glad you fucking found it, it's pretty hard these days.

>>39157692
I want young girls to grow up healthy and well-adjusted without the encumbrances of being a sexual or sexualized person, especially before they're competent to make their own choices, and especially when the other person is older or in a position of power. There are no basically legal young girls when you're a teacher, by the way, even students over 18 are off limits, sometimes (but not often) as a matter of law, if not policy. Even without an overtly sexual dynamic in your relationship, it's very fucking difficult to create a bond between a teacher and a student that allows them to synthesize and create, and love learning and your subject. They aren't dumb either, they see where your eyes go, they see who your favorites are, they hear how you talk. For a young girl to have the best shot at a good life, she needs to focus on 1) herself 2) her family 3) her education. Boys are way way far down on the list when it comes to the self-actualization of a teenage girl.

>>39157647
> if you're attracted to young girls at all, avoid it completely
>They can smell it.

what do they do then??

>>39155138
Why does her face look like a 12 yr old, her legs looks like a grown woman, and her hands look like a mans?

>>39157937
They avoid talking to you, about anything. They disregard what you say. They don't participate as well in your class. In extreme cases I've seen them start rumors about the teacher to try to get them fired, or worse, play into it and let the teacher rape them.
>>39158016
Because different parts of the body develop at different times an din different ways. She's not finished cooking yet. This is how adolescents develop.

Whats the computer on the desk on her right side? Is it one of those 90's/early-to-mid 00's servers?

My life is like Switzerland, almost complete, like a shiny diamond, bored with the bare hand.
I have everything I desire, except one thing
that someone, just for a moment, loves me for who I am.

>>39158016
I c what you mean but she's still super qt

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>>39155138
>>39155175
>>39155209
kek
orinal commmment

>>39158174
The filename should have been your first clue, anon, why bother reverse searching?

>>39155138
HEY, I have the same keyboard! Looks bland but its fucking tight!

>>39155138
Well done hope you pounded that pussy

>>39155138

Normally I'd say that these guys (>>39155419
>>39156421) were just spewing sour grape bullshit; but given that you made this thread just to rub your happiness in their faces, I hope that they're right and you make a standard robot mistake and screw it up in less than a week.

good for you, for cute boys should become traps

>>39158174
the hero

curses on you OP

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>>39159999
>>39159999
holy shit the curse is real O_0

>>39159999
OP is fucked

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39158174
Can you post the teddy bear picture? Asking for a friend.

>>39155302
>>39158174
Great find sherlock

>>39155179
>implying he didn't do all of them

>>39155243
Is she online?

That doesn't count, faggot