OUTFITS OF /R9K/

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>>39147334
Template for all the newbies

phoneposting bc night shift job
>pic related, fit from earlier today

>>39147334
This outfit screams "i'm retarded"

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>>39147416
I'm at work, not dressed for fashion, post yours if you think yours is better.

>mine from earlier.

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>>39147334
roastie get the fuck out but do it in an original fashion

>>39147413
Thats fucking horrid mate

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>>39147416
you're not a real robot until you were a football helmet at all times

>>39147483
my inability to spell proves my need for the helmet

>>39147444
Can only be a roastie if I've had sex. Have never had sex, never want sex, do want cats, cuddles and netflix.

>>39147475
>horrid
i know
i need more clothes

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Mine is old but nothing has changed. I might ditch the dumbphone though.

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>>39147334
Insane cat lady

>>39147505
So you remember me?

>>39147505
nice faggy bag you faggot. i think il call it a fag bag because its a faggy bag and it describes it really well

>>39147492
>le cats and cuddles xDD fembot btw hehehe

>>39147413
JFC you look cute

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Im a virgin

Fuck off im the most original virgin there is

>>39147549
I thought you were referencing a thread from earlier. Also, I would never use emojis in text chat, ew. Another also, I would never say "hehehe"

>>39147515
Of course. it's the headphones
>>39147539
What's faggy about it?

>>39147567
pretty obvious by outfit my man
>>39147604
let me put it this way: if youre a woman i dont think you have anything to worry about

>>39147624
I'm a manly man, I don't have anything to worry about.

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>>39147604
I fucking love my axentwear, what can i say?

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>>39147645
Gotta admit it looks great. You're really not interested in sex, not even oral?

>>39147495
Why do you still have a dumbphone? What're your favorite 3DS games?

>>39147663
Nope, not even oral. Idk why, but sex and love have never interested me, I much prefer playing vidya and hanging with cats.

>>39147704
Absolute bliss. I enjoy that stuff but sometimes I wish I could be so detached.

>>39147730
I'll admit, there are times where I wonder what it's like, but then I read stories online of people cheating on each other, or of spouses killing each other for no reason other than jealousy, and I wonder no longer.

Besides, my bad dragon sates any craving I have.

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t. 6" 140lbs

>>39147839
Never heard of you and your tastes are shit imo, but what are the odds of me ever seeing a picture of you using that bad dragon on yourself?

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>>39147839
As long as you don't involve the cats it's all good

>>39147877
Huck? Is that you?

This is me anytime I'm not at work. I want this to become me 24/7 by becoming a professional Twitch Divination Streamer
>>39147334
Hey, I work at BP; wanna make a wagecuck thread and exchange stories of fucked up dumbass gas station customers?

>>39147944
>Never heard of you and your tastes are shit imo, but what are the odds of me ever seeing a picture of you using that bad dragon on yourself
Slim to none with that attitude.
>>39147977
I would never harm my babies.

>>39148025
I would love to, link me to your thread.

>>39148033
Alright, just checking. Sorry to bother you. Hope you have a wonderful day.

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Fight me cucks

>>39148046
Oreo biscuit>>39148103

>>39147495
how do you function with such insane levels of autism

>>39147440
Those headphones alone are retarded.

>>39148266
Excuse me while I give zero fucks and enjoy my life.
1/8 for making me reply.

>>39147440
autistic and cute, 8/10 I like you

>>39148292
Hey, it's me again. Sorry for my question earlier, I was horny and thinking with my dick because I'm sexually frustrated. I don't think you're the type of person that would send nudes, so please don't take any offense by it. I'm sorry. Good luck making your dreams come true.

>>39148351
nigga you gay as fuccc

>>39148364
how often do you meet with her?

>>39148351
It's okay anon, we all make mistakes, thank you for apologizing and I hope your life goes absolutely amazing.

>>39148364
Good luck anon.

>>39148367
That's not nice ;(

>>39148364
qt3,14...good luck

>>39148391
Thanks, you too.
I l-l-love you, anon.

>>39148364
I love you, please don't leave.

>>39148364
You look really cute in that and it makes me want to cuddle with you :<

>>39148422
If I was capable of feeling love or sexual desire, I'm quite sure I'd fall for someone like you.
and you're someone like you

>>39147334
Yourea fag or a women. Eaither way you need to leave

>>39148383
my insurance has made me ever since i left the psych ward, and usually weekly/biweekly though i assume it will slow down now that I have finished all the intake information (this is my third appointment) and in the future it will hopefully not be as much. i think she is going to hook me up with a caseworker so i can get on neetbux (if i want to)

also thanks for being comfy and giving me lots of yous thread
>>39148462
especially you anon! <3

>>39147334
i dont believe anyone is gay enough to still have a chain on their wallet anymore, its not 2005

>>39148468
be my fucking neet loser gf right now

>>39148462
Even though I'm a virgin foreveralone who has autism and only works out of pure necessity?
>>39148480
I took the chain off

>>39147334
10 bucks it's a dude.

>>39148448
I have to sleep now, but I hope to see you again. I hope we can be friends. Have a nice day please.

>>39148482
feel free to post means of contact senpai i have nothing to do for the next 5 hours or so

>>39148550
okay, chsn#1942

>>39148500
Normally I don't do this, but does this look like something a dude would have?

>>39147413
you've broken a rule

>>39148550
i wonder how do real neet women feel?i mean women are really prone to comparing and getting compared. I imagine all stacys wont even look at you.

>>39148653
no proof, also filthy pusssy
drop the toaster in the bathtub rn

>>39148653
>Normally I don't do this

yeah, we believe you lmfao

>>39148669
>neet
>thinks i leave my home outside of to go to appointments
nice bit

>>39148653
Now post one with the bad dragon. Just the tip so we know it's you.

>>39148653
Somebody repost it please

>>39148712
thank you, post yours

>>39148729
I'm at work, plus, no, you got one, no more.

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Am I late or what
180 cm
57 kg
pls no buli

>>39148783
You took that at work? How lewd. Will you shoot me an email later? I'd love to see more of you if you're willing.
[email protected]

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this hecking thread

>>39148802
>57 kg
Are you a girl?

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>>39148839
pretty good shit anon

>>39148858
no,am I that underweight?

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I like these threads. OP, why do you count underwear as an accessory?

>>39148883
My girlfriend is 175 cm 60 kg and she's in good shape

>>39148942
Because I'm forced by society to wear it, plus, there's no slot for it. Also, I love these threads too.

>>39148979
So, no email then? That's fine. I didn't expect you to. Good night.

>>39148979
I see. I just figure since it is not part of the clothing other people see, it does not count

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>>39148971
anon, the fact that your gf who's shorter than me ,weighs more than me is pretty bad
also
>gf get out yadda yadda

>>39149067
>not part of the clothing other people see
You don't let people easily see your bra/panties? Dafug?

>>39149083
Like I said, she's in good shape, eats healthy and exercises almost every day. So you're quite a bit underweight.

Why was my chart deleted...?

>>39149113
You probably bloxposted, baby. Don't do that. It upsets Daddy.

>>39149142
What the hell is bloxposting?

>>39149089
I don't want those commoners soiling them with their filthy eyes.

>>39149188
Fair enough. Show them to me instead.

>>39149155
putting a random string of letters or word at the end of a post to avoid the robot. something like
>here's my chart originalio 618064

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>>39149240
Ahh gotcha. Well yea my bad I did that with my chart because I forgot the pic. Gonna repost anyway

>>39149265
Hey, posted another story in your thread, lulz.

>>39147334
black socks black shoes black everything

>>39149278
Black skin, black attitude?

>>39149277
Did I upset you? Do you hate me? Is that why you're ignoring me? I'm sorry. Please at least respond telling me you have no interest in talking to me over email.

>>39149211
>implying youre not a commoner
>>39149265
You literally dress like my grandfather. I mean it in a good way, he seems pretty comfy

>>39149302
Dude, take a hint.

>>39149290
no im white and pale, idk about attitude i am nice irl and give homeless people food and stuff

>>39149313
Thanks, That's an awesome compliment! I wanna go full comfy as I posted here >>39148025 but for now it's what I wear whenever I'm not at work

I've walked down to the shops down the road and had people ask me if I'm a professional writer before

>>39148025
post your twitch i will donate

>>39149348
I have no idea what a divination streamer is, and will assume that means you are going to use Twitch as a platform to share your kooky religous beliefs and prophecies.

>>39149357
Twitch: empathau
Haven't done streams lately as they're doing road works and messed up the lines so it's been dropping in and out and no one wants to watch that in a stream. Will be resuming next week hopefully <3
>>39149474
Basically Twitch as a platform to perform divination for those who pop in and drop me queries; no kooky religious beliefs, just comfy divining and good times

>>39149557
oh this is creepy desu

nevermind

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thread seems to be dying

why are there so many deleted pics?

>>39149588
One guy blox posted, and I posted my pussy for like 5 minutes.

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not your usual r9k poster here - I browse here mostly for lulz. I made this some time ago for /bant/, but here you go.

>>39149606
You should do that again, I missed the first time.

>>39149573
More or less, don't have anything you wanna know?
>>39149588
Looking solid, would hang with/10

Damn you people dress like pretentious faggots. No wonder you're all virgins.

>>39149637
what do you mean? why would i ask you if i want to know something

>>39149634
Pass, not gonna do it again

>>39149647
I'll just hope someone reposts it sometime.

>>39149639
I meant if there was anything about your future or present that you wanted to know I'm happy to give you a reading right now.
>>39149690
Just check the archives dude

>>39149638
Joke's on you, I'm not a virgin.

>>39148653
post it again

or somebody reup.

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>>39149633
>I browse here mostly for lulz
this is equivalent of a woman on a dating size who insists her friends made her make a profile

>>39149709
>Just check the archives dude
Why didn't I think of that? Thanks. Cute pussy even tho the owner looks a bit too well fed.

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Just for you, OP. A fairly standard outfit.

>>39149780
Super cute, I wanna take you for a boardwalk stroll
>>39149737
I've met a heap of guys who dress just like you and everyone one of them whilst standoffish at first was pretty bro

>>39149557
I see, I see. Do you know what my great grandmother will leave me in her will?
pls be colorado mountain home

>>39149709
no thank you i dont believe in horoscopes or astrology

>>39149838
I can smell the BO through your post

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>>39149852
My BO? Really m8? I'm 6'5" and weigh 170lbs. I take care of my self. I was raised right. What made you think of my BO?

>>39149922
You know, skinny guys can have BO too. Have you ever been in a class filled with Indians or chinks? Its horrific. Anyway, your autistic style of dress gave me the impression that you have bad hygiene.

>>39149813
>I've met a heap of guys who dress just like you
wtf where?

>>39148666
do we really know that's a pic of me and not something i got off the internet? Is my face visible? Given the context of the thread can this really be considered camwhoring? I personally dont think so

>>39150074
Alright, have a good day. Idk how it's autistic but hey be cool dude.

>>39149737
Can I please see your painted nails?
I love guys with painted nails

>>39151114
Sorry anon but posting pictures of yourself is against the rules.

>>39150074
>chinks
This. Asians usually dont smell bad but chinese people smell fucking awful. I dont know what it is.

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Any questions to shoot?

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>>39151114
here have a shitpic

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>>39151493
are you a waifu

>>39151414
are you a cop

>>39149922
>only fat people stink
u wot

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>>39147334
Also,

>body type: Builtfat

>>39149317
No, I want the pussy.

>>39151715
Not dressed like that, no.

>>39151715
>are you a waifu
no I'm a man

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>>39152420
this does not change anything, dear anon 8)
it's much better in fact

>>39152479
Well that's good then I guess.

Cat girl, why did you leave? I need you :(

>>39149633
t. nu male

>>39153045
what you need lad is help.

>>39153255
This
H
I
S

trust no thot

>>39147347
how do you manage to fuck up a simple template this badly anyway?

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wearing this today actually

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hiha

>>39147567
wheres that bag from?

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I'm more worried about the health of people on the internet who I never met than my own family.

What went wrong?

>>39154086
If they treat you or behave towards you like shit, why should you care for them? You owe them nothing.

>>39148942
JOVELADY

>>39147444
>>39147495
>>39148139
>>39148839
>>39149838
>>39151414
>>39153765
WTF is with the knifes, its like yall think your gonna be in some
>I can't open my ketchup packet for me tendies emergency

>>39154277
you never know when gypsies decide to jump on you. be prepared for the worse, eh.

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>>39147334
Pretty much this minus the crown since I'm working today

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Here's my current "outfit" my god, op what a faggy noun

>>39147444
are you a black "person"?

>>39154312
Forget to add

>extras
Knife
Cigs
Lighter
Munny

>>39154292
>be me
>walking to car
>spell some strong BO in the wind
>3 hair gypsies with strange jewlary start chating behind me
>feel my limbs go numb as they approach
>get dizzy
>open to door to my car
>collapse on to the floor
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>gypsies kick in my face and steal my wallet
>as I lay there bleeding, smile at the fact I had a knife

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>>39154312
I cant get over your stupid ass long necc

>>39148666
THE DEVIL HAS SPOKEN
>>39147413
THY SHALL BURN BY THE POWER OF SATAN'S TRIPS

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>>39147334
I have to go drop the kids off at the pool

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Its gucci ori

>>39154301
context? that looks turbo-faggy. What re you working?

>>39147334
Atm I'm on my army fatigues

>>39154569
I'm a gigolo

>>39154466
Wow what a pathetic specimen you are kek

>this is life in european countries

>>39154312
holy alien neck

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i hate myself desu

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>inb4 fuckboy

>>39154275
wot

Really, wot?

>>39153255
>nu-male
U wot m8? Fite me irl.
No, srsly, I ain't no nu-male. I'm actually pretty average by most means. Trying my hardest to blend my fleshy prison with other humans.

>>39155844
i hate you too bby

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>all the girls in cute normie clothes
>flower patterns, skirts, trendy off the shoulder blouses
>meanwhile I'm just standing here like pic rel
I look like this every day. Sometimes the shirt is a grey t-shirt. In anything else I feel insufferably weird.

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Im an aspie that only has black things, im not into bbc or interratial though.

>>39156298
Woah, offensive. Do you think normie girls are that well put together? It takes autism to dress as cute as me. That said, there is nothing wrong with the way you dress. Monochrome is nice.

>>39156298
Nice taste. Don't compare yourself to others please, you're your own person. Please love who you are.

>>39156301
Kek

>>39147567
fuq this is literally me. /fa/ggots unite.

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This basically my whole wardrobe.

>>39154569
I work for that company (Comme des Garcons). Guys always say that, but women absolutely fawn over it

>>39147334
>white tshirt or light gray linen oxford
>dark gray jeans
>black sneakers
>black clubmasters

>>39156798
well, then it makes sense, and I take it back. Its not what someone would usually wear on a daily basis

>>39156298
They're not girls. They are trans men that dress overly feminine to compensate for their dick and masculine body

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didnt manage to find a pic of a simple kaki shirt but whatever.

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rate me queers

>>39157448
great look bb

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when you have to verify that you are not a robot

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This is what I wear on a dinner date, to my job in financing, and to church :)

>>39148653
Another anon requesting a repost

>>39157532
Why a .22lr revolver of all guns to carry?

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i hardly go outside anyway

>>39148653
Take a closer loot at my original outfit

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>>39157779
i didnt wanted to see that

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>>39147334
My usual outfit.

>>39157746
It's hella not practical but I love the way the barrel looks.
And there's something so elegant about the general shape of the gun.
Basically it's aesthetically appropriate for my style. Plus it's an incentive to work out my upper body b/c the kickback is severe

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>>39155844
>>39157777
>>39147440
reee.... stop wearing cute things anon's

>>39157940
Why not get a revolver in a caliber that actually has a chance of stopping something larger than a house cat? The recoil from a .22lr is about that of an airsoft gun, dummy

>>39147334
your pic is completely irrelevant, this is outfits of r9k NOT ROASTIE WHORES
unless youre a trap

>>39148292
Well you're lucky that you're female so you can get away with retarded shit.
They are still hideous though.

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i like to think that im edgy , origoniall

>>39158097
are you a womans

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rate my bby

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>>39158001
STOP THAT.
I'M TRYING MY BEST TO ROLEPLAY HERE AND I DIDN'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN!!!
WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME?
I'M MORTIFIED!!!

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I like to think I have some style

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>>39158694
CIA as fuck fampai

>>39149709
How do I do this never done before

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From this thread I've summarized R9K consists of:

a) poor traps
b) heavily autistic knife wielding betas.
c) older autistic disinfranchised males.
d) poor people.

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I dress like shit and don't really care. It's comfy

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its an eggselent combination of comfy and tactically prepared

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>>39158841
I really hope you do not live within a 5mile radius of me..

Jesus christ. Is all of tha gear necessary?

>all the roastie/trap posts

I'm done

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>>39158870

only if you are fully trained on how and when to use it, also what state do you live in?

>>39158928
Yea but still. I could see the gun being okay but those blades eem a bit much.

Live in NYc

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>>39158981

I live in a very rural area, also knives are very useful non cutting tools, and the multi tool i just have cus muh pliars and gadgets, and the low tech is nice because minimal maintenance and maximum durability. I use the knives at work anyway

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bash the fascist

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>>39147334
I normally don't do these because I'm kind of an anti-social self-conscious person, but... here goes nothing, I guess.

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>>39159047
I knew this faggot would surface eventually. That shirt clashes so hard with those shorts

>>39158841
we know it's you strom

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>>39147334
this is what i wear because im a fucking twinkboi that doesnt buy my own clothes

Yo only one person yoyos on r9k? Im dissapointed

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This is the ideal white man's outfit. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>39159129

I dont quite understand who that is , but the thought that someone else dresses like me has me intrigued

>>39159247
>ideal white man
>lift to nigger music

1/88

>>39159252
The rammstein lighter was a dead giveaway desu senpai

>>39159367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=485XLD7oPm0&t=1m
>low test cuck detected

>>39159387

My parents were German and I grew up there, but now I live in burgerland, plenty of people like rammstein here too, that doesent mean im one particular person

>>39154277
for emergencies like cutting seatbelts etc

>>39159491
>dogtags and knife 2

>>39158097
u make me want to puke

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>>39147334
I also tuck my non-hawaiian shirts inside my pants and I like to tuck random t-shirts in them too sometimes (even when I wear cargos)

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>>39159500

>>39158841 here, I have it for several reasons,
a) can be used for self defense
b)can be used to cut seatbelts
c)can be used to open boxes
d) improvised digging tool
e) usefull for throwing when bored
f) fixed blade for maximum draw speed

My parents thought it was a good idea to make go to martial arts when I was younger, then I autistically joined the military

>>39159549
>tfw someone else out there might be just like me, is he/she a nice person?

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I'm new around here...

>>39158841
I want to be an American so much. But I know I will never be an American. I wish I could be an American and bask in glory like you do.

>>39159761
Very good late 70s/early 90s gear. I wish I had those gloves, if only to touch girls hands with them and act like a mafia warlord

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>>39159771

literally go on visa to the America, and go to a recruiting station, get citizenship by military service, also it will hide the fact that you are a robot (at least temporarily, every now and again people question me about why I have no friends outside work and just stay at home when Im not on duty also KHV)

>>39159884
I wish I had the balls to go to the army. Did you weather it? Wasn't there a bro-culture or taunting? Wasn't it hard to get in shape? I'm a skinny fag

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here is my neet outfit, worn when i need to go outside (1/2) pls rate

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>>39160060 woops i fucked that up this is my neet fit, the other is my big boy fit. also rate

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>>39159970
also skinny fag here, there are many branches, the marines are the chadiest, and the air force/coast guard are the most beta, army and navy are meh tier, it depends on the job you take. ask questions on /k/s MEG thread. I got taunted quite a bit, but eventually if you can show that you can brush it off, you will make it through. bro culture was mostly "haha anon is a KHV" (hint don't tell anybody) but later they told me that it was actually a good thing, because "women were a mistake, etc." the first part is like high school all over again, but it gets better, because you get more respect for time in the military/ rank also certain ranks and certain branches get free money to live outside the barracks (BAH, so you basically get neet bux part time) if you really just want to be part time military, you can go to the reserves which means you only do military stuff on the weekends, don't know how that works for non-american citizens

>>39160143
The coast guard sounds like a great job but as a foreigner I think I can only make it to the marines

>>39154312
ice is that you

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rate me in an original manner robots

>all these people posting guns/knifes
>all these people posting post-teen meta fashions

You guys should put pictures of acne in accessories too

>>39160271
whats with the Fatman jacket

>>39160463
>fatman jacket
What? I'm actually skelly tier.

>>39160374
The fact you expected anything more is even worse desu

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>>39160463
Laugh, and grow fat my dude

>>39160265
Nah, who's ice?

>>39160602
Thanks for making me smile in an original way

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>>39147334
>tfw you are male and still wear these things

>>39153879
Its from some korean brand. Forgot what it was called but the bag was called sentaku life

>>39160199

There are citizens form many countries serving in all of the branches, where are you from?

>>39160753
I'm from France. A coast guard job would be ideal for me. I'm bilingual and may have a law degree in three years if that gives me anything.

>>39160825

there is a direct commision programme for law degree people (citizenship required), also french is good for some south American migrants who speak it. I have met literal homeless people who decided to join the coast guard and became reasonably successful

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/coast-guard-recruiting-faqs.html

https://www.gocoastguard.com/

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sometimes its best to keep it simple

>>39161007
Thanks for the links. I'll probably need legal residency first so its a very long shot. But who knows

>>39161040
oh and my phone but thats not rly an accessory??? idk

>>39161069

https://www.migrationexpert.com/green_card_visa/online_assessment/

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yepperono

>>39160271
I have a female friend with an almost identical outfit.
Thought you should know that.

>>39161151
Bookmarked. Will check once I get my degree in three years and get a job offer

>>39161177

is this the guy you thought>>39158841
is/was?

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>>39161177

>Wearing Sennheiser over-ears in PUBLIC

oh goy i am laffin

pajama pants thats it

>>39147495
>>39148139
>>39154502
>>39157532
>>39157777
>>39158694
>>39158841
>>39159089
>>39159247
>>39161177
How come all the losers that think guns are accesories never post holsters? If you're carrying concealed it's not an accesorry since no one sees it

>>39161489
you can accessorize your right to stand your ground

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>>39161686

standin muh ground

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bringing back dat ndh style

>>39161839
This needs to be a weapon skin

>>39149588
>"LMAO THIS NIGGA HAS A PURSE WHAT THE FUCK XDDD"

>>39147334
fuck off ROASTIE nobody cares what you wear, you vapid bitch

>>39161040
you forgot the dildo slut

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Here's the outfit I wore earlier in the evening,not sure if it counts though.

>>39158694
>>39161489
Went over your head, Anon

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I am basic

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This comment is the most original comment in the world man. Let me tell you about it, this comment right fucking here needed to be original, so know what I said?
"Fuck yeah lets fucking do this shit."
And the bot responded back, "I'm not sure if I'm fucking ready for my ass to be blasted with how original this fucking shit is."
And I just replyed back, "Well prepare for this shit you ain't even fucking ready man."
So as it prepared it's anus for the blasting it was about to receive, I ushered into existence this comment, and one day my children will look back on it and say, "Dad, why were you such a faggot." And in a contemplative tone I will say, "I honestly have no clue kids."

>>39154312
you look like my dad and he got himself a fine ass lady youre gonna make it desu

>>39163687
Why the mom jeans?

>>39164648
I like them they're different and I love how high they go

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I'm not really sorry

>>39147444
Hey fuck you anon! Plenty of boys wear pink panties!

>>39164678
Do you have a significant other?

>>39165805
no sir, do you?

>>39165937
I do not. Can I borrow your scrunchie?

>>39165954
of course you can :) just give it back when youre done

>>39166158
can you send it to me over discord

>>39166196
>can you send it to me over discord
what is your username anon?

>>39147334
fat chick lul

>>39148802
how much u make a month? should i start slinging

>>39147444
Nice girl pants.

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>>39147334
oreginigg

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yes,i am a smelly neet

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>>39147334
I am simple robot.

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>>39167068
Kip you idiot you stayed home and ate all the chips

>>39147492
Wait but I want that, I already have two kitties, can we want that together?

>>39159090
Classy and nice, I like

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>>39147334
Here we go, anon
youhavebeenmutedfor2seconds,becauseyourcommentwasnotoregano

>>39167537
Atlantis tier

>>39167537
Damn, nice pen bro.

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original comment asdhawdnjwawnfjabfbajfh

>>39166590
they're not girl pants, they look good on me
>>39147334
no i'm white

>>39167826
>>39154343
oops meant to (You) this dick

>>39147839
>bad dragon
and like that I too wondered no longer

>>39149588
>>39162196
I'm questioning why he's carrying cologne around everywhere.

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originoIii originoIii, give me the formuolii

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>>39160265
ENZA DENINO

anon isn't skinny enough to be ice

>>39154312
C U T E
U
T
E
originally

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Rate my outlit lads