Living in fear from Criminals

>>39137087
Brazil seems like a nightmare. If leaving is simply not an option, I don't know what I'd do in your situation.

>>39137087
You know what they say. If you can't beat em, join em

>>39137087
Get a gun

originolioo

>>39137087
The criminals love it that you are afraid, it makes their job ten times easier. Form a neighborhood watch, get an alarm service, put some metal bars on your windows, buy a katana, do SOMETHING. Fight back motherfucker.

>be brazilian
>talk to girl
>get shot a billion times

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1e_1448311651

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>>39137234
My dog that served somewhat as a "guard dog" recently died. So I think I'm gonna get another one. THE WORST FUCKING PART IS THAT MY FUCKING UNCLE LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME AND HE'S A POLICEMAN. HERE IN BRAZIL IF THE ROBBERS ENTER YOUR HOME AND THERE'S A POLICEMAN THEY SLAUGHTER THE WHOLE FAMILY:

>>39137207
You can't, unless you make one yourself
>>39137355
This
>>39137087
Move out to Argentina, or even better, Chile.

UMA

I've seen stuff of those thriving ridicilously pictoresque german communities in BR and I guess you can't ever be part of them because you're some blanda upp brown shitstain deserving everything bad you're getting, OP.

>>39137463
you're thinking of argentina. That's a completely different country, anon.

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>living in Latin America

>>39137087
Deixa de ser viado, sao paulo nao eh tao ruim assim, o Datena eh claramente feito pra deixar esse clima ( nao sei nem porque voce assiste tv ) eu vivo no interior de sao paulo e fico de boas mesmo morando num bairro so de preto

>>39137575
jawohl Herr kommandant

>>39137739
Uma delicia :-DD

>>39137463
I didn't know /pol/ user could write yet, are you 7 or 8 by now ?

>>39137793
Nao sei se voce sabe, mas Macacos tem quase todos os aminoacidos que os humanos o que faz a carne deles umas das mais ricas em proteinas, ja que o nosso corpo tem enzimas especificas para a disgestao do alimento, mas eu sou vegetariano anyway

vou deixar claro que escrever aqui em portugues eh um cu, nao da pra usar nenhuma pontua"ss"ao ou o cedilha

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>>39137893
Por que que o meu post >>39137575 foi deletado? Foram os mods fdp?

Why the fuck did my post >>39137575 get deleted? Was it the motherfucking mods?

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>>39137319
Still think that gun control was a good idea eh?
Its ok guy maybe offer your ass hole before you get killed.

>>39137087
Uma das raras vezes q eu ouco um br aqui. Foda mano, o pais ta uma merda

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>>39137893
Yes I wholeheartedly agree my friend:^)

Be glad you aren't in that shithole called venuzela

>>39137087
Since you can't buy a gun, make a slamfire shotgun. It's really easy to do assuming you have access to shotgun shells

>>39137087
femamon aqui
venha pra minha casa, OP
eu te protejo ;)

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>>39138267
Venho sim linda :)

Vai ter Oba-Oba tbm?

>be eastern german
>get close to really bad gang stuff and weapons through former schoolmates
I just smoke weed, I dont want to mug people
Fuck me

>>39137087
Is there anything else to do in brazil besides wearing flip flops, driving 2 wheeled vehicles, and killing each other?

>>39139197
Playing soccer games on the PS2.

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>>39137290

>mfw Europe is importing millions of subhumans who are worse than these gutter trash shitskins

It's over

>Living in SP

Move out to some safer state, I live in Bahia, it's absolutely shit but at least it's ''safe''

>>39137087

> Install bars on windows
> Get a solid door that isn't made of wood
> Buy a shotgun to be able to kill incoming robbers in one shot.
> Buy a pistol if you fear getting robbed on the streets.

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>>39139460
>Bahia
>safe

oregnaio

>>39139790
Better than SP at least, and depends on the city too

>>39139257
Just pretend they're Polish

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>>39139460
Bahia is shit m8. It is even more violent than SP. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>39139954
>Better than SP at least,
Uhm no, and Salvador is a hellhole

https://oglobo.globo.com/brasil/mapa-da-violencia-2016-mostra-recorde-de-homicidios-no-brasil-18931627

Vote bolsonaro 2018

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IMAGINE being a fucking third worlder

>>39137087
Dw bro soon europeans and americans get to be just like you : )