/britfeel/

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>>39136241
First for now a Uni Fag
and Waifus
Post waifus

>>39136241
I'm adicted to makeup tutorials how do I cure my self of this mental disease

What are we all wearing this evening then laddos

Bored of A Level and Uni fags tbqh.

>>39136290

Uniform t-shirt, jeans, navy blue socks

>>39136272
I look forward to reading your drop out and suicide posts!

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Stop talking about paki's raping girls

I'm going to join the Army, wonder how I'll tell the folks

>>39136290
Obviously clothes you cunt

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Where is he, /britfeel/?

>>39136314
Pakis shagging roastie slags you mean. Crucify them both.

Failed mine lads but it doesn't get to me, woking in a restaurant isn't too bad and I can afford what I want, serving people richer than me all the time does hurt me after a while tho. Seeing what I could have been

>>39136315

Why join the army?

>>39136312
Drop out is a good possibility, I might find it all too much for my small brain
Think if I've got this far I wont an hero though sorry to disappoint you there

>>39136290
nothing lad im nude

>>39136312
Bit mean that tilde

>>39136335
If you think A levels are the roadmap to wealth, you was never gonna be rich anyway

>>39136272
Fuck off you smug cunt. This is why no one likes your kind. You'll be gone within the month

>A-levels
is this the state of this board? fuck off underage

>>39136324
I'm going to assume King's Cross.

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>>39136290
Got my nice comfy onesie on lad

>>39136352
It's the roadmap to earning 40k a year instead of 16k a year though.

>>39136355
Piss off you bitter cunt, he's allowed to be happy of his achievement

>>39136360
Really should be
A Levels > /brit/
Uni/Wagie >/britfeel/

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Can we have a comply thread pls I need it
>>39136272
Posted uni boi
>>39136290
Drinking with sad music on repeat. I want to do a four hour stats mock tomorrow morning so I really should get an early night, but I doubt I'll have the self discipline.
>>39136287
You'd better not be a grill

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>>39136272
Ok but only because I am very bored.
>>39136290
Shirt and jeans.

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>>39136326
You're so blatantly a Paki.

>>39136290
A shirt and some boxers because it's warm inside and I don't want to open the window and be invaded by bugs.

>>39136290
t shirt, jeans and slippers
>>39136372
really should buy a onesie tbph, want comfy times

>>39136413
>Doesn't realise that bit actually proves my point.

Yes mate, because obviously you save the number of your rapist in your phone, right?

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>>39136241
surprise surprise 116

>paki apologists OUT

>>39136342
failed my A levels /s

Looks like the Army offers a lot of the things I want in life

>>39136315
You get better posts in the Navy or RAF and they have more lax fitness requirements. You're far more likely to be posted on an airbase or port based in the UK as well so you aren't in a shit desert filled with terrorists trying to kill you for their god.

>>39136392
Yea after crying for weeks he now gets to gloat. Great job waifu fag, I'm really proud of you

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>>39136404
This is now a comfy thread by order of the Sophie poster lads, you heard em'
>>39136408
Cute desu.

>>39136311
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>>39136424


Pics desu lads

>>39136449
>>39136413
>You're a paki
>You're a paki apologist

Unlike you middle class faggots, I've actually smashed the fuck out of pakis before. Have you? I doubt you've ever even left your posh towns you middle class cunts, never even heard of soap bar you idiots.

>>39136404
As much as I hate roasties I think it's actually worse if it's not a gril in that scenario

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>>39136324
Is this the missing kid that I keep seeing plastered on bus stops all over London?

It's been like 10 years, why is there loads about him now?

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>>39136445
These girls were made dependent on class a and threatened with violence. Why do you keep denying they were raped?

>>39136352
University barely does the trick either mate unless you do a non-meme degree that is in demand.

>>39136466
Mate, if I couldn't be bothered to take a picture of my feet, I'm not going to bother getting up to take a picture of my clothes.

>>39136404
Not sure what Soph has to do with strasserism to be quite honest

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Uncomfy fags out NOW

>>39136458
Sorry if I seem gloaty, I guess I'll stop mentioning it entirely now unless it's requested haha

>>39136466
You're such a fucking creep fuck off. Are you a paki?

i got an A in AS maths going to upper sixth next year .Feelsgoodman

>>39136485
Because unlike you I actually grew up on an estate so I know what slags are like.

I don't doubt they took drugs from the pakis.

>>39136492
What PS2 game is that from?

>>39136482
10th anniversary on September 14th

>>39136491
It's my flag. Everything that matters to me and the wold.
>>39136480
It's shit either way

>>39136449
Cilla knows what's up.

>>39136457
I'm already pretty fit and health and I am happy to be posted where ever I am needed

>>39136505
Underage fag detected

-anon

>I don't know what soap bar is, me and my friend Tarquin can only get nice skunk here in Buckinghamshire.

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>>39136466
here you go Iaddo

>>39136532
tbf he might have retaken, I did because I bombed my AS' the first time

>>39136552
>getting a semi

I am such a desperate fucking bender, good grief

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>>39136507
You're a Paki, lad. Why don't you just admit it? It's obvious you're trying to lessen the impact of the crimes by casting doubt on the girl's actions. Very subtle but all too obvious to anyone aware of how devious you people are

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what do your binges look like?

>>39136568
Have you ever even met a paki in your posh Buckinghamshire town lad?

>>39136567
Where you from lad mate

>>39136408
>Yukari

You've been here a while haven't you anon, seem to remember I had a good chat with you over a year ago maybe even two

>>39136568
Jesus, I hate this country more and more.

>>39136533
>WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB
>EVEN TARQUIN HAS A JOB
>MARY BERRY HAS A JOB
>SO WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?
This should be /britfeel's/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oxqf_15k0w

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>>39136574
>what do your binges look Iike?

>>39136501
I'm white sweetie
Please don't get angry

>>39136568
What happened to her bones then?

lads lads boys boys

how do you not be autisticin public and have gf/freinds feelslonelyman.

>>39136588
Not the SW

At least I "think" you're the same guy

>>39136533
Buckinghamshire is a shithole

t. Buckinghamshireman

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Have you thanked Corbyn today?

>>39136631
I'm not that guy mate

>>39136574
I get KFC or Dominios and drink Jack and Coke

Lads I think I'm turning gay, been fingering my ads a lot recently and trying to get a prostate orgasm, also meeting with a guy in a few days to suck him off. I've all of had sex with girls but am still a virgin, been told I look like a bottom and have a nice ass but I think I'm going gay after months of rejection from

Should I go for it? Guys don't turn me on just the dicks

>>39136669
Lancashire, you?

>>39136657
Lefties should be made to move to Rotherham or any of the other towns affected by nonce gangs with their families

>>39136591
I drift in and out anon, its nice to be remembered in a positive manner. Hope you are keeping well.

>>39136657
Dunno why we can't have leftism without sucking paki willy

And not natsoc I mean actual communism

>>39136641
I've never been mate but I guarantee it's posher than where I am from.

>>39136694
*almost had sex

I'm a degenerate phone poster apologies

>>39136694
>Lads I think I'm turning gay
Ok lad what's happening
>been fingering my ads a lot recently and trying to get a prostate orgasm
well now that's no necessarily ga-
>also meeting with a guy in a few days to suck him off.
ok pretty gay

>>39136697
The guy who has never heard of soap bar hash should move to Rotherham and see the council estate slags. Would be a big eye opener for him.

>>39136694
You're going prison gay. Resist it Anon.

>Oi look at me I grew up well poor aint you impressed by my poverty

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>>39136272
>decide to have an early night
>take some Nytol
>not had it in months
>immediately start choking
>throw up soon after
It's just been one of those days

>>39136694
> also meeting with a guy in a few days to suck him off.

As an ex-prison gay who has done this, oh boy are you in for a shock

>>39136725
Send me too please! So many white girls to stretch out, sounds fun.

>>39136726
I just get more attention off guys and am actually desirable, I don't want it but I do as roasties always reject me

>>39136695
SE

asdfg

>>39136694
Can I see your bum (no homo)

>>39136741
Why anon it can be that bad can it?

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>>39136751
What a shitter

>tfw no slightly hairy, masculine BF

>>39136747
I know, but you don't want to do it Anon, you're just desperate at the moment and will settle for literally any attention. You'll regret it mate.

>>39136703
In a shitposting culture, the good anons stand out in memory.

>>39136775
It's just a genericwas that wobbles a lot when I move, im not even fat either, id give you a snapchat but I would have to make a new account

>>39136793
I trust you lad but one day I'm scared hormones will take over and i end up getting too drunk and doing gay shit and regretting it, might as well do it now and get off it lightly right?

>>39136780
As soon as you smell his cock and his arsehole, you're going to be monumentally discombobulated.

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>>39136241
Lads finally got some privacy, at my sisters house on my own with a 20 bit of weed, 2 blunts and nice cold bottle of barr cherryade about to binge watch the 7th season of g.o.t and start blood and wine dlc what you guys up to and what episode does the big battles happen pls no spoilers.

>>39136836
You know there's a guy attached to the dick yea? How you gonna feel looking at him in the eye before going down on him?

Where did you meet anyway.

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>>39136694
How does this make /britfeel/ feel? Gay or nay?

>>39136836
No, it's not. It'll be even worse because at least when you're blind drunk you don't remember it as much or care as much.

>>39136857
Imagine he ends up meeting up with the lad who did a vocaroo of himself having a shit. I am sure that guy has a cock too, but fuck sucking it.

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>>39136725
If you aren't a Paki on damage control duty, then I can't imagine what type of a weirdo you are where you hate women to the point of siding with Paki nonces

>Damn, those 13 year old slags seducing poor innocent middle aged Pakis

>>39136736
That doesn't sound very nice anon.
What is your general experience with it? I might have to use something to actually get me to sleep at night considering the constant lack of sleep if any at all, it's only gotten worse this year - it used to be bearable.

>>39136784
I'm slightly hairy except I'm a twink beta

>>39136864
Dunno just confused what am i getting turned on by

>>39136851
Sounds like you just got a neckbeard who didn't clean himself. What about a lad who washes his cock and bumhole every day?
SW btw

all these jean wearers, jeans are not very comfy for late night chilling

>>39136864
what a fag, shaved his pubes

>>39136864
Now add the rest of the guy to the webm. It's focused TOO much on the dick and not enough on the fact it's an actual man, with man smell (yes, it's a thing)

>>39136851
I suppose, our minds tend to over exaggerate things in our favour as we try to convince ourselves to want it, mere exposure effect I think it is. Wording like you have brings more reality to it, thanks anon

>>39136857
Met on grindr he seems nice and said I was rlly feminine and shit which turned me on

>>39136745
>stretch out

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm

Don't think they were stretching anyone out, lad

>>39136900
You change your clothes based on time of day?

>>39136885
I never said they were seducing them mate. They were willingly fucking them. And I don't hate women. I hate slags who willingly shag paki scum.

Not sure how many times I need to explain this to you.

>>39136864
Gay as fuck. original comment pls don't steal

>tfw you pull down your pants after a long day and get a whiff of your sweaty smelly willy

Bit gross but I love it desu

>>39136241
I always wondered what was further down feels street.

Anyone else now trying to unlearn patterns of behaviour that their parents taught them? My mum has some very strange views that I thought were acceptable for years.

>>39136892
It's worked for me but don't take it too often because you build up a tolerance really easily

>>39136954
I get that all the time lad. I never wash under my foreskin because I collect my smegma and sell it to lads on Reddit.

>>39136961
Like what??

223

I haven't had much sex, but thank god I've had enough not to turn prison gay

What a buffoon I have made of myself. I went to a book shop today and a when a cute girl working there asked if I needed any help I said "no, I am just browsing the history section for he who does not study it is a fool". She just said "oh, ok" in reply. I must have looked like a right bell end.

>>39136919
Fucking hell mate, don't go hooking up with people on Grindr. They're almost as bad as craigslist faggots.
Worst case you get some bug catcher obsessed fuck and you're HIV positive six months later.

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>>39136856
Sounds proper comfy desu. I'm watching Fargo tonight, new GoT is wank but I've heard the leaked ep 6 is good. Big battle is probably 6 or 7

>>39136961
Give us some details lad.

When I was a kid we kept socks in a drawer in the kitchen, I thought that was normal until I was about 7 or 8.

>>39136977
Mark Corrigan IRL.

>>39136977
Learn from it. Because that made me cringe like I'd bitten into tinfoil, sweet lord, learn from it.

Anybody remember that absolute mad lad from a few months ago who ripped off clips from a youtube channel and pretended his house was haunted? Still howling tbqhwy

>>39136959
Terraced houses and dog shit if it's anything like mine.

>>39136977
>for he who does not study it is a fool

That is kinda cringey

>>39136998
do you know where i can get business secrets of the pharaohs?

>>39136930
You dont think 13 is a little too young to have sex? cor damn right I do m8 I blame the parents though not the pakis btw have I mentioned I'm a working class hero?

>>39136982
What do I do then its the countryside lad

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>>39136926
I'll stretch you out, lad mate.

>>39136982

You're talking to some of the lowest intelligence people in existance here. These are people who fall for herd mentality of 'it's not gay if his penis is shaven'

>>39136927
I wear jeans when im out, when I get back I change into my fleecy pyjama bottoms. cos I know im not going out again and its more comfy

>>39136927
Yes when it's night time most people change out of their day clothes and into something comfy, like pyjamas

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One of the greatest kinos I have ever watched. Highly recommend to all of you

>>39137024
Bugger a sheep if you have to mate, just don't go getting porked by guys on Grindr because you'll really regret that.

>>39137015
Of course it is. That doesn't stop anyone though.

>>39136970
Ebin what have I told you about selling your bodily discharge to strange men online

>>39136930
These were girls aged between 10 to 15 in most cases. They were deliberately targeted, sexualised and subjected to horrific violence and rape. Read the Rotherham independent inquiry instead of blaming vulnerable little girls.

>Those 10 year old slags

>>39137035
I stay in my day clothes until I go to bed naked.

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good morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhWVJnKjtsQ

>>39137058
If you don't think a 10 year old can be a slag then you've lived a very sheltered, very middle class life mate.

>Little girls

These aren't the posh little girls you're used to seeing. Why can't you understand that Rotherham is nothing like the posh, middle class bubble you live in?

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>>39136998
>>39137013
It's probably time to re-watch Peep Show eh lads

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>>39136993
Thanks for the (you) lad, didn't think i was going to get one after the gay webm, fargo is pretty good 3rd season is meh, might watch rick and morty and some preacher instead funny thing is i know who you are, how is my grammar ;^) mister i number all my memes.

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>>39137093
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>>39137040
it's meh got halfway into it stopped watching

>>39136974
Rather not go into specifics. But when I read into borderline personality disorder she displayed many of the symptoms. I realised I had similar thought and behavioural patterns and have tried to work on changing them since.

>>39136967
Noted lad. That sounds annoying though.

>>39137026
*existence

>'it's not gay if his penis is shaven
I don't think anyone has ever unironically said that. Now a feminine penis on the other hand...

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Wanna know the worst thing about having a gf/bf who is into all of the same hobbies and interests that you are?

When they break up with you and you start to hate every single thing you was into because they're nothing but constant reminders.

>>39137160
>feminine penis
Literally doesn't exist. It's a penis, get over it.

>>39137058
Mate he's just baiting you, stop replying.
Look at this ffs >>39137081

>>39136993
fuck just opened and touched my weed it's damp and sticky not going to get many joints out of this

>>39137081
I'm convinced you're baiting me at this point or a genuine Paki

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trying to heat healthily today instead of binging on crisps and ice cream. sainsburys basmasti brown rice and peas. Peas were a bit hard to eat, had to put vinegar on them but it was still a very forced affair

>>39137170
Good thing I have no hobbies

>>39137204
take it as a blessing

>>39137186
He sounds like a typical left winger desu

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>>39137103
No problem desu, hate seeing people with decent posts go (You)less.
oh fugg I've been found
I appreciate the commas lad! Might have to go easy on the pepes from now on...

Newest rick and morty is pretty wank, don't watch it. Is preacher good?

>>39137211
Of course you are mate. You've never left your little middle class bubble so you don't understand the real world.

And you wouldn't call me a paki if you knew the slightest thing about me. I nearly got jailed for smashing a paki over the head with a bottle. Have you ever done anything like that? I doubt it mate. You just sit in your middle class bedroom posting shit on here. I doubt you hate pakis even close to as much as I do, because you've never had to live among the fucking vermin.

>>39136998
I'll share an innocent moment. My mum dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night as she had a dream the ceiling was falling on me.

>>39137080

I was waiting for you to wake up show I could show you this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIzU7_Iavk4

>>39137125
Yeah it sort of slowed down towards the middle with the dragged out cheap romance shit but it picked up afterwards. last episode was absolute kino

>>39137227
Why are peas so fucking boring? I swear there's no taste

>>39137235
>Typical left winger.

You sound like a stupid cunt who hasn't been paying attention.

>>39137227
>paper plates
Oh Ebin...

At least you're eating healthily desu, keep it up. Those meals might depress you though, you'll have to spice them up with something decent or you'll go back to eating shit

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>I nearly got jailed for smashing a paki over the head with a bottle.
ffs how is this guy still getting (You)s

>>39137287
>He's so middle class that he doesn't believe violence happens

>>39137287
I'm not that anon but is that seriously too hard for you to believe?

>>39137227
ebin are you one of those spastics that don't like their food to touch for some reason?

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>>39137261
Peas go well with fish and chips and some lemon desu. (normal not mushy)

>>39137242
Said the Paki intent on blaming little girls for being raped

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>>39136324
to be honest, he's probably browing r9k right now

>>39137227
if you would have mixed half your peas into your rice it would have been tolerable, save the other half for another day.

biryani rice is my fave.

you don't have to eat like shit to eat healthy.

>>39137227
Add a bit of salt to them then shake them a bit to spread the salt around. Also, try petite pois instead of garden peas, they're sweeter. Good job for eating healthier though!

>>39137304
It's the hilarious escalation of the bait that tickled me.

>>39137318
Actually lad, I think it's you who must be baiting. The "hash doesn't exist" thing made me a bit suspicious, but this post has tipped me over the edge into disbelief.

She's so beatufil lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrS2TzO5AI

>>39137340
What bait? You come across as out of touch and unreal yourself to be honest.

>>39137358
Kek sorry lad please carry on didnt mean to ruin your story. Tell us more about your paki bashing adventures

>>39137380
Not even the same anon, I think
>>39137350
was who you were talking to.

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>>39137241
Yeah it is, it's funny and action packed but abit jewy sometimes with it's message, but weirdy they make hilter seems like a good human and kind of a robot, who was in the wrong time and place instead of the heartless monster we are used to, minor spoiler btw.

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>>39137356
Why is there a grand canyon between her eyes?

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>>39137249
nice lad, I've been listening to this someone posted the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls

>>39137261
>there's no taste
that's a positive, most greens taste bitter and awful

>>39137283
I've used disposable kitchenware for years, metal stuff feels weird in my mouth now, can taste it and it has cold weird feel

>>39137309
I don't like most things mixed but I can mix stuff, I prefer eating stuff separate and alone though, I can relate to it more

>>39137324
>>39137329
I might try adding a few peas and see how it goes, I'll add a bit of salt that's a good idea, a conservative amount of salt and vinegar will improve it considerably while still remaining healthy

>>39137350
There is no such thing as hash though. It's a myth

>>39137414
>I can relate to it more
>ebin is able to relate to a paper bowl of pea
wtf

>>39137394
>abit jewy sometimes with it's message
Yeah that Christian preacher given with a divine power and searching for God is such a Jewish move.

>>39137356
It's mindblowing how people see this as entertainment.

>>39137414

That song is brilliant, must have been over 5 years since I last heard it.

Salt isn't inherantly bad for you, it's possible you don't actually get enough and adding some will be good for you

>>39137408
Wow mate move out of your posh suburban bubble that lass would be worth 7 bottles of WKD round my way.

>>39137437
I'm not even surprised anymore by the shit Ebin says, that one just rolled right over me.

Can anyone name a comfy series to watch?

Watched GoT, True Detective, Mr Robot etc and didn't like them

i personally think i am the kind of baiting ;)

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Did 11 on the 15th, intentionally limited myself because I was afraid I was going to hurt myself

>>39137446
Who are the baddies evil american nationalists also it made by the seth rogan have you seen sausage party it's not at bad and 2bh it's just a little subversive.

>>39137516
If you're looking for comfy, watch Northern Exposure. Show is pure comf.

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>>39137533
TV guy here did 25 yesterday

>>39137516
Mushishi is comfy.

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>>39137516
Twin Peaks desu, doesn't get comfier

>>39137551
>evil american nationalists
What? How much of the show have you seen?

>>39137516
Preacher, american gods, strange things

>>39137576
wow sure is leddit in here

>>39137597
>he likes popular things he must be one of those reddit users I'm so obsessed with

>>39137576
>strange things
Yeah I loved that one even though its apparently a bit reddit

American Gods seems very Jewish and I didn't like the 1st episode of Preacher

>>39137566
Would it be ok just to watch the new season? My mum said she watched the old Twin Peaks yonks ago and that it was good but weird

>>39137553
Will check it out

Who /lonely/ here?

This has been asked before according to the robot

>>39137652
>Would it be ok just to watch the new season?
the new season is weirder and not as comfy

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>>39137652
No desu, Twin Peaks has a really in depth story, basically its own universe. You'll be lost if you don't watch the first 2 seasons (s1 is peak comfy)

If I had a gun I would kill myself right now

>>39137698
Are there 1080p rips up? Trailer seemed to be some horrid 144p VHS shit

>>39137574
halfway in preacher is in atlanta being chased by nationalist cpyto facist as the blonde girl puts it and again said it was abit not full sjw bs, actually more redpilled than bluepilled, but i bet you, god end up being a guy and it turns into some reddit nihilistic wet dream.

>>39137711
Yea there are some really good torrents out there. I think S1+S2 comes out to 20GB

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>there's trace amounts of alcohol in malt vinegar so i'm technically not a teetotal

also this stuff is disgusting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642x2Y3Zla0

>>39137664
Lonely as heck. Too ugly to find someone to cuddle me.

I'm not surprised it's been asked before.

What do you do when it feels like the world is crashing down around you?

>>39137719
>>39137743
wtf is going on here?

original post donut seal

>>39137759

It's so trace, it doesn't count, you are teetotal

>>39137768
Whereabouts are you
Why do you think you're ugly

>>39137798
they were bypassing the robot

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>>39137664
I am very lonely desu. I would love to be hugged

I think we need another monitor hug soon

>>39137652
yeah it's pretty shit 2bh intresting concept hear the book is better but black sails is god
>>39137574
shit got confused with american gods abit high lad, my bad

>>39137791
You join the world and go crashing down with it
>it all falls down

>>39137825
I'd be willing to give you a nice warm hug irl Tilde

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>>39137825

I'm going to get to Ebin before you

gunna be honest i never even heard of it

>>39137791
Grab a chair and watch?
It's best to just step back and think about it than get emotional desu.

>>39137816
When did R9K get mods that actually do their job?

I've been reporting avatarfags here for weeks and never seen a single post deleted.

>>39137884
got banned for it a few weeks ago, and warned for avatarfagging several times. Think its the new jannys actually doing their job

>>39137810
I'm up North, and I dunno, people just aren't attracted to me (I have tried, so it's not like I'm just saying this). I look "sickly" and my hair is pretty shit.

>>39137825
Don't worry Tilde you won't feel lonely next time I need a shit, it's dedicated to you. Tried to squeeze one out earlier but you deserve a big log, not some little rabbit droppings, my angel.

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>>39137859
happens everytime haha

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>>39137952
It's when I read posts like this that I question the direction my life has taken. What have I done? What am I doing? What am I going to do?

>>39137533
After a month, you guys should be hitting at least 100 a day.

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>>39137964

In percetange terms, what do you think the odds are that you'd be up for Scarborough September?

>>39137980
Why does it bother you mate?

>>39136352

^
THIS

I didn't even finish my first year of Anal-Levels when I realized just how fucked I am, unlikeable, ugly freakazoid manlet. Family has no connections (if you are willfully ignorant, you know how important this is).

I realised even then the only prospect was to get a difficult wage cuck job as an engineer of some kind or join the armed forces, to 'have a good life' working far too hard being sent all over the place with dat 40k a year valued slave pay check.

None of that appealed as that's for normies anyway who could eventually have a wife and a family. But I am a manlet and I am considered well below animals in the eyes of women, I knew this then so what good would it be to earn 40k a year working too fucking hard when i can't have a wife and family anyway.

So with my poor physicality (genetic failure) I decided I wasn't going to even try at all because you are either an alpha that fucks all the sluts and has EZ mode money thrown at them, a beta wagie slave workplace-hero who still has to look better than average and be at least 5'9 to get a 5/10 breeder wife and then there's the genetic failures whose life isn't even worth living a normie life when your best prospects to play society game and have a family is with a disgusting 1 or 2/10 fat bitch.

tl;dr manlet genetic failure chooses the NEET life for great justice over being the comedy relief for beta wage slave normies.

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Hug at 00:00 please

>>39137991
It's how many they do all at once not how many they do in a day

>>39138009
probably 25% at best

what car do you drive?

>>39138021

i meant if you aren't willfully ignorant, damn it i have a headache from wanking all day and jizzing to white girls getting fucked by BBC.

>>39137991
>Implying any of them have been doing it right
lel

>>39138021
This is the saddest post I've ever seen on here. You could have had a great life but you deluded yourself into thinking it wasn't possible. Now you're fucked.

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>>39137119
YOU FUCKING IDIOT JEREMY

>>39138047
He drives a big white van with the BNP logo plastered all over the side

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>>39138047

Vauxhall Astra

I've been listening to that song on a loop ever since you posted it.

captcha: drive parkhotel

>>39137917
I'm pale and got pretty shit bed head hair too

How old are you

>>39138021
So you gave up before you started. Good work Anon, you're less than worthless.

>>39138045
Will anyone else hug with me?

>ran out of things to do online

A couple years back I could be on the computer all day and not get bored, but now I've exhausted my options.

>>39137855
Thank you. I'd hug you too lad!

>>39137952
T-thanks I appreciate it lad haha

>>39138009
I'd go too but September is a bit short notice desu.

>>39138045
I'll be doing it anon!

>>39138142

Sorry anon, hugging the monitor isn't the way to lasting happiness

>>39138142
No, hugging your monitor is reserved for losers

>>39138095
thank god your not that lad who bought an old ford focus estate a few months ago, another person I can chalk off as not you, also which song?

>>39138153
Shipanon could pick you up on the way

>>39138171
>another person I can chalk off as not you

I can just imagine that list. I remember you finding out I was the anon who found a 28 year old copy of the Sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls

>>39138171
>Shipanon could pick you up on the way
dont ruin this for yourself

>>39138101
It's not that it's bed hair, it's just thin as shit so it looks like it's receding, even though it's been like that ever since I can remember. There's nothing I can do with it.

I'm 26. A-are you interviewing me for a BF position here, because I must warn you I don't look like a 2D anime girl

>>39138129
It's sad, isn't it? He thought (and still thinks) that adult life is exactly like school.

>>39138078

no, you have no fucking idea...

there isn't any what if situation with me, trust me if you knew me and saw me in person you'd want to hate on me and denigrate me also, you have no fucking idea it's been the story of my life since primary school and it's continued on until i was around 22 when i finally decided i'm better off with no friends or interactions with other people at all.

even my own father and all his relatives said nasty disparaging about me, i'm totally estranged from my father when he never taught me a damn thing and just ignored me until he kicked me out one day when i was 18 and made me homeless, he actually spent time and money on my older sister, things like teaching her to drive etc. + encouragement.

people look at me and all they have ever seen is garbage ever, they look at me and they don't even want me to be their servant, they want me to be dead in the gutter somewhere, that's what they want.

you can't get treated this way your whole life and then think 'i'll just get certified and my whole life will turn around'

your mind and personality is set forever in these early years and there's no going back.

>>39138171
You don't want ShipAnon around when you're trying to seduce Tilde.

ShipAnon is a chad. Tilde will be infatuated with him

>Access to a live telephone landline in order to use a modem

what does this mean? does it mean they want me to have a house phone on the landline?

>>39138148
I like to find and create unsaucable songs, post them in ygyl threads over at /wsg/ and watch them lose their minds.

Fuck them.

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>>39138235
Solves a speedcube and proves how fast his fingers are and her pants are straight off

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>>39137825
>>39138153
>Look up the waifu hugging for a topical picture to use
>Comes up with 10,000 lewd bodypillows
Guess this will have to suffice haha
no bueno

I'm 27 and my normie mates have gone out because it's A-Level results night to look at fit 6th form girls. Should I have gone out or is that creepy

I hugged, did I do it alone?

Thinking of going out and putting my head on the railway tracks, I won't do it because I'm too much of a pussy. If there was a button I could press that would kill me instantly then I would press it

>>39138237

It means you need to have a phone line which you can plug the modem into. Some people don't have an active phone line though if they use their mobile phone for all calls/internet.

What modem are you on about anyway?

Shippy is trying to get you out of your shell ebin. Tilde isnt going to help that.

>>39138284
http://www.aplitrak.com/?adid=cGV0cmFjdXJ0aXMuNzgyODQuNDcwN0BzdXNhbmhhbWlsdG9uLmFwbGl0cmFrLmNvbQ

>>39136568
Imagine if her name was Donna

>>39138215

it is always exactly like school, there's always the cliques and the social pecking order

ALWAYS. secondary schooling and higher education is your introduction to these things.

people don't change they just hide who they are better when they get older, instead of outright bullying you, if you are a robot genetic failure, you will simply be marginalized by being ignored and left out of things, women will call you a pervert if you approach them (they always get away with with, this is the one thing that doesn't change), then some people will not like you but they will smile and have a surface manner but they will try to find things about you to label you as something bad as a way to dehumanize you before the assault begins on you, they legitimize their hostility to you so it becomes PC / socially acceptable to attack your character/being.

>>39138281
Nope, I did it. I also whispered that everything will be okay for the anons who participated

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>>39138304
>competency in numeracy

>>39138304

Yeah you'd qualify for that

>>39138355

I mean, your landline will be fine

>>39138273

you should find dark places and bushes friday night and rape a drunk a-level teen slut that's totally smashed on babbys first time with alcohol

rape those stupid bitches and make them contract HIV from your super toxic jizz.

>ebin will never come round to check your meter

http://thefappening.pro

Just been another fappening hasnt hit the mainstream yet

nothing interesting unless you like Margrot robbie

>>39138380
This would literally be Ebin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsj2bcnRlM

>>39138208
Dunno but I'm 19 and no where near you unfortunately

>>39138337
Isn't it past your bedtime Tilde? Don't forget about Mr. Shekelstein!

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I like to relax after a nice swim by reading Ebin's blog. /ourlad/

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>look at this diverse workforce!
God looking for jobs is depressing

>>39138439
I already went to sleep and woke up after an hour. I'm working tomorrow afternoon anyway

>>39138495
Bruh that Indian aunty on the left ahhahahahahhahah what type of job is this?

>>39138495
I'm not looking forward to the neoliberal future Britain full of sweatshops that are totally okay only because they have an ethnically diverse workforce

>>39138563
Funny thing is I couldn't even tell you what the company does after reading their 'about' section. It was advertising some generic office job

>>39138580
Nah we couldn't possibly have sweatshops here, those are for asian countries. We will buy the iphones they make though!

>>39138495
If the white guy has a different opinion on anything, he will be called racist.

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>>39136272
Sneaking one in before bed desu
Grats on the results lad, make sure you make the most of it

>>39138495
Everyone in that picture looks like they work in different places
>call center
>office
>doctors
>construction

>>39138652
Christ you're worse than my dad.

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After a hard gym session there's no better way to relax than a bubble bath and ebins blog. /ourlad/

>>39138629
Tbf we already have illegal immigrant slave labour on our farms already

>>39138655
>Sneaking one in before bed desu

talking about doughnuts again?

>>39138208
How many times have you tried to get a bf?

"Frustrating. I dont deserve to be treated like a lesser being because Im not formally educated to that level, Im much more rational, wise and maybe even more educated in certain areas than them and would do a better job than them in a lot of jobs"
He says never having worked a day in his life
Mate they don't like the prospect of somebody who's been sat around for 8 years doing literally nothing, in an employers eyes its a liability.
Your best bet right now might end up being volunteering to get some experience under your belt and show you are recovering or whatever
Have you tried applying to delivery jobs too? You don't have to have a moped to deliver pizzas or other items, lots of places I've seen allow you to use your car.

>>39138716
nah probably about a cock up his shit smeared arsehole

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>a buff dude with a power glove fighting a giant lizard
Watch Lucha Underground

>>39138746
He applied for a bus driving job but not delivery. I think it would suit him more, anything customer service related would not be ideal

Ok lets find the perfect job for Ebin. Do libraries still exist?

>>39138678
What did he do to deserve a poof of a son like you

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You DO read ebins blog right?

>>39138794
Where I am the councils are closing most of the libraries. It's also surprisingly difficult to get a job at a library, they require a lot of certificates/degrees and the pay is shit. I think the perfect job would be some kind of night delivery/driving job

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After a hard day drafting treaties at the UN there's no better way to relax than a quick nap and ebins blog. /ourlad/

>>39138678
Dad is downstairs moaning about the darkies
Son is upstairs furiously masturbating to BLACKED

>>39138779
From what I see jobs like Pizza deliver are just
>Pick up pizza
>Drive to house
>Knock on door and give pizza take money if required and potentially get a tip
>Drive back and see if pizzas need to go otherwise you can wait around whereever on your phone or something
Not anything socially requiring, unlike the bookies which he went for in example

>>39138794
Night guard? I had a Polish friend who was a night guard and all he did was translate nip porn from English to Polish for commissions whilst 'working'. All he had to do was let someone in every now and then and stare at some screens.

>>39138849
If pakis can do it, Ebin can do it. Half the delivery guys I get barely speak English

Is ebin's blog real or is it a meme

>>39138719
A few times. 3 progressed into the real world (met them all on video games). There's been a bunch of times where it never got that far. I don't do "hook ups" so grindr is out of the question

None of them lasted more than 2 meet ups. I did give up for a few years. Since then I haven't gotten anymore attractive but the feels are back

>>39138849
>"thanks for getting here so fast, here's your tip"
>"y-you too"

>>39138832

They look like the Prussian Blue twins

>>39138852
You need to get a licence for that. A lot of the places also require experience. That would suit him though

>>39138794
Gay clubs will be checked to see if they're "gay enough" in central London. Gay club inspector is right up his street

>>39138887

It is unironicly the greatest thing ever written

>>39138887
>autistic work of fiction
I think it's real, maybe he exaggerates some things but I think that's what his life is really like

>>39138894
I've tried to talk with a few guys but it never went anywhere and I've never met up with someone

>>39138951
How old are you? What stopped it going into the real world and meeting up? There are a LOT of flakes I found. Someone who just wants to use you to boost their validation/self-esteem.

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>crave some Krave cereal
>no milk
Why does life have to be so unfair

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Run hard. Run often. But never run without ebin's blog.

Ebin's blog - now on tape.

/ourlad/

>>39136476
Why would you smoke soap bar m8?

>tfw a touch of the feels tonight

>>39139101
Don't start that shit again.

>>39138991
19

I'm shy but they never wanted to meet up anyway because they weren't interested in me

>>39138832
>This is what a date with tilde and her sister would look like

>>39139065
>tfw Ebin will never narrate the entirey of his blog in that cute Yorkshire accent so you can fall asleep to it

>>39139125
Never say never, would be a funny thing to put up on youtube sometime if I get bored

>>39139118
Sorry to hear that lad. Still, you're super young so there's plenty of years ahead of you.

>>39136241
Raise your hand if you wanna bang Mummy May ;-)

>>39139119
Tilde's a bloke and his sister is a fat pig

Post obscure/hard to believe things about you that are true.

>A daily mail journalist once offered to enter a suicide pact with me, although I declined as I wasn't THAT depressed

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>>39139144
You might want to reconsider that post anon

>>39139158
I've never eaten any fish based products

>>39139138

I can't stop listening to that song, must have played it 20 times already tonight, got any more for me?

>>39139158
I was once one of the top 10 Wii makers in the world

>>39139169
I wanna buy you some fish fingers

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>>39139144
In a field of wheat?

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Does anyone else like watching videos about girls giving advice to girls who are just starting/struggling with their periods?

>>39136241
I just found out that my old teen crush is pregnant... whelp...

>>39139165
Well i only browse 4chan, bbc,uk and cfake.
Nothing wrong with that-

>>39139158
Nearly a year ago I had the chance to sell a start-up for 300k, I didn't take it and now it's going to haunt me for decades to come.

>>39139143
Yes

It's sad wasting my shall I say "prime years" though

>>39139177
I should have said seafood

>>39139171
try pet shop boys, that group is just the same

Lads recommend me some military history books, preferably British stuff but I don't mind whatever. I wanna be as prepared as possible for my application to Sandhurst after unis finished.

>>39138894
>>39139118
Try waifuposting, it has a good success rate

>>39139186
Ermmm that might just be you lad

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>>39139250
>good success rate

Not always! :P