25+ Thread

>26
>work 4 days a week
>750 emubucks per week
>permanent position
>run martial arts class 4 times a week
>get to spend time with my son over the weekend
>gym and study in all other free hours
>finished class tonight and took my fellow blackbelt and sisterzoned friend out for dinner at a burger joint
>had a good time, lots of laughs and bantz
>just got home
>collapse into bed feeling good.

Life is comfy.

>>39126731
I don't want to go back to school. I don't want to work either. The only thing I regret is I tried. It is completly meaningless fighting the inevitable.

When's the golden age to kill yourself? I'm comfy at the moment as a neet but it's depressing. Parents won't throw me out. So probably could go many years in this routine.

>30
> haven't worked in 8 years
> crippling anxiety non24 bipolar
> apply for disability get rejected
> reapplying probably going to get rejected again
> sure I failed the psych exam because I appeared too normal because I force myself to appear normal because the anxiety forces me too
> Hopefully she noticed I was shaking
> don't want to get sent back to asylum
> want to just function
> trying so desperately to live a normal life
>my progress I've struggled so hard for that's mentally killing me is seen as laziness
>tfw fatfucks get disability when I don't
>tfw they chose to be fat fucks and I didn't choose to be mentally ill
>tfw nobody cares
>tfw if I'm not actively committing suicide I'm not "sick"

I'm so fucking tired. I can't keep going like this. I'm starting to wake up tired and wanting to die. Instead of refreshed. Sleep used to fix it. Now it's just a time accelerator switch.

>tfw 33yo NEET
I'm never going back, this is perfect.

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>>39127182
Do you really enjoy being a NEET? I'd go through mini neet episodes when I have a few days off of work. I wake up, eat, browse 4chan, play video games, browse 4 chan again and masturbate, get drunk, and play video games until I pass out. The first day is great. The second is ok. Then I don't even enjoy it anymore but I still just go through the motions and afterwards I feel guilty for wasting all my time doing nothing productive. How is your neet lifestyle? Do you feel no shame?

>>39127343
You need to do more varied things than that or you'll end up depressed enough to start thinking that being a wagecuck is enviable. I have outdoor activities so I'm enjoying myself quite a lot. I feel no shame whatsoever.

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>>39126858
If you love your life so much then why are you on /r9k/?

>>39127343
could you really trust his word? I have a NEET friend of the same age that's falling apart at the seams but he keeps lying over all this shit, he has serious pride issues and would rather burn in hell claiming it's the best place to be then to admit he was miserable and start the climb out into a better life.

>>39127549
interesting you aim on shame, that would imply you are likely living off mommy and daddy and that your outdoor activities are them dragging you around like a broken pet they can't get rid of.

>>39127748
I have my own place, pretty far from my family.

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>>39127343
I doubt any really enjoy it and these post are more likely shitpost fantasizes thinking it be cool without comprehending what exactly happens when you hit your 30s in terms of life.

>>39127663
Because I enjoy this place.

>>39127549
>NEET claims he has outdoor activities and does shit to keep him busy but working part time for some play cash and to have the ego trip you can fuck with upper management because you don't need the job is a bad thing.
you fuck up shitposter. try again.

>graduated with a college degree 2 years ago
>never got hired
>missed that crucial experience
>literally haven't worked a day since
>all my friends are professing in their career
>tfw I'm 26, jobless, and live at home

>>39127663
it's called easy (You)s. most of this board is underage and even these 25+ threads I take pause to believe most here are over 20.

>>39127798
I would barely make more money working part time compared to just being on NEETbux.

>>39127834
Most programs keep you on longer and support you better if you show signs of wanting work and trying to keep it, as a male you have about 5 more years give or take that they will support you before they pull the plug completely, where as if you have some level of work through the support they usually extended it basically til you are dead.

I think I've had enough of life.
I'm just not interested in continuing it.

>>39127873
understandable, if you have no ambitions, lover or children to keep the fire going it makes sense you want it to be over. That's the horror of wasting youth, when you are older you have nothing really worth looking back on and nothing worth looking forward too.

>>39127860
That's not how it works here. I've been getting the exact same amount (raised a bit every year) for a bit over 3 years without trying to find a job. And I'll keep getting that for as long as I don't work.

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>>39126731
>26
>dropped out of community college twice
>live in one of the worst cities in the US
>work a minimum wage job that's destroying my body due to all the lifting/reaching/pulling/running around
>barely have enough money for rent/bills/food... and that's living WITH my mom and splitting rent
>not enough money to buy a car or to move to one of the big thriving cities
>don't have the time or a car to go back to college

>worst of all my hours will be cut down to 20 a week starting next month and have no clue how we'll make rent
i feel crushed by society on all sides
i feel like a burden

i look around me and people my age have already made a name for themselves in their careers. meanwhile i haven't even started life. i have zero friends. i don't know how you're supposed to get out of this hole when you're this poor.

>>39127905
where is "here" my shitposting (You) hungry friend?

>>39128018
France.
>everything I don't like is shitposting
Sad.

>26
>work a seasonal job 9 months out of the year
>it's a dead end job, but it pays enough to let me live with an irritating roommate
>three unpaid months off in the summer
>all the money I save up over the year goes into paying for rent and other bills while I'm unemployed for three months
>get depressed halfway through it, feel like shit
>get angry and suicidal as the season ends and I'll have to return to work
>feel like shit all year, only good times are when roommate goes out of town for a week and I have the house to myself
>realize my entire life would improve if I could just live on my own, but rent in California is FUCKING expensive

>>39127902
>you have nothing really worth looking back on and nothing worth looking forward too
Yeah, that sums up my situation perfectly.

>>39128047
man living in Cali must suck dick if you're not working a 6 figs job

>>39128025
ahaha gibs discord

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>>39128025
>France
>doesn't use British English
Very sad indeed you shitposter last (You)

>>39127780 here

Do any of you guys have any plans on getting out of your current situation? I'm trying to hold hope that this will all work out for me but at the same time I've had so many attempts at fixing myself I'm not sure if it's futile.

Though this is also the first time I've ever had a clear, achievable goal to work towards rather than vague dreams of "one day i'll get a STEM degree and a good job".

>>39128051
that's why it's hard to believe any 30+ poster claiming they are happy being a NEET when by that age it's a fucking time bomb of despair if you have nothing else but your free time and health.

>>39126731
> 25
> About to drop from uni
> Never had a job
> Nor will I

I really don't know what to do...
The way things are going, I'll run out of money in ~2 years.
I'm too old to do porn.
Probably.

>>39128106
That's the biggest first step is to condense your goals into a day to day view. I did that last year and have pulled myself out of hell rather quickly just dealing with each day at a time.

>>39128107
assuming you even have your health, most NEETs I know our blobs of fat that just get bigger every year

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>>39128072
What for?
>>39128077
Only Brits use British English.

>>39128182
putain un frenchie!

t'es d'ou?

>>39128182
oh, un passeport. pour rien, passe ton chemin salaud d'expat

>>39128107
To be honest I think I'd be happier being a NEET.

Going to work is killing me, I can't keep doing this.
But I'd rather die than move back in with my mother again.

>>39128204
East
>>39128212
How would I get NEETbux as an expat? I don't get it.

>>39128071
It does. All the cheap places to live get invaded by tech employees making six figures who'll gladly pay 3,000 dollars a month for a fucking one bedroom hole in the wall on the mexican gangster side of town. I wish these people would fucking leave. I had a comfy apartment with cheap rent on the shitty side of town that just got more and more expensive as the cost of living increased, and now the only people capable of living there are mexicans with 9 roommates and people making six figures off the tech industry. Even now, I basically work 40 hours a week in a job that actually required a 4 year degree, but I can't come home to my own place at the end of the day.

I'm strongly considering moving, but other states with cheaper rent tend to pay a lot less as well. I wish I could work here and then teleport with my salary and live somewhere cheap.

>>39128230
Sud ouest

>>39127178
>Now it's just a time accelerator switch.
that hits to close :(

>>39128122
Yeah definitely. I actually started doing that kind of thing last year just to fix the most basic aspects of my life, having a little tasklist that you look at everyday and keeping autistically organised has helped a lot. Would recommend.

>pulled myself out of hell rather quickly
>tfw unless i someone use my NEET time like a superhuman and get 3 A grade A levels in 8 months then it's a gonna be over 2 whole years before I can go to university
Bums me out a little

>>39128265
Also NEET or what?

>>39128246
California seems like a shit-hole, if I was a rich burger I'd buy a nice remote place in rural Oregon/Washington/Idaho/Colorado or the New Hampshire/Maine area

If I was poor I'd probably move to Kentucky/Tennessee/North Carolina/South Carolina

They seem like the best states, am I right?

t. ausbot

>>39128368
I've only ever lived in California. A lot of Californians are moving to Oregon though, so I'd avoid it like the plague. Knew an online friend from North Carolina a while back who seemed happy there, so you might be onto something.

>>39128420
This is all from what I have derived from what burgers have told me over online games over the years

>>39128309
>having a little tasklist that you look at everyday and keeping autistically organised has helped a lot
Not that guy, but this is the only way. The only fucking way. I'm writing a 5000 word guide on it and how to do it properly. I wasted years of my life, lost my mind and nearly killed myself countless times just to realise it's the only way.

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>28
>Moved across the country 8 years ago for girl, work, school and new opportunities
>Was a shitty place
>Poor
>Worked to death
>Became a man there
>Get a call, father is terminal
>Move back to take care of family
>Fiancee goes full NEET, becoming useless anxious womanchild who only RP's and whines about being here
>Continue to work 50+ hours a week to support everyone
>Unrewarded
>All the faces are old acquaintances
>Always hated them
>Feel myself regressing
>Can't stop

Posting here because I can feel my quality of life slipping through my fingers.

I just wanted to be free.

Any fembot above 25? How's it like?

>>39128779
>go on dating sites
>whores above 25 STILL have their heads up their asses with insane expectations

Lmao, I'll go for the fresh 18-22-year-olds instead then, bitch

>>39128779
35 here. I've never wanted children, so it's fine.

>>39127178
Speak with a disability lawyer. They may be able to help out and get it for you

>always thought I'd finally be cool once I got older
>older
>even less cool

>>39129052
What's your life like? NEET, working? Any friends?

>>39129106
I thought I'd get cooler as I go older.
I became what 13 year old me thought was cool.
28 year old me doesn't think it's so cool.

>>39129144
Ultra deep, checked and thanks for the (You)

>>39129016
I've had pretty good experiences with dating sites. Everybody seems to embellish things or put too much emphasis on things they barely do, but still.

>>39129133
I'm a florist, and I have 1 good friend. I've been single for many years (I live in a very small town in a sparsely populated country, not many opportunities to meet others)

>>39129178
Sounds pretty comfy 2bh. Have you tried meeting someone online or do you not care enough?

>>39129178
What is the country, that you refer to?

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It's my birthday toady

>>39129757
happy r9k b-day.

>>39129757
Happy birthday Toady

>9497 days
Goddamn that means I'm bordering on 10000 days of disaster