Who else /sleeponcouch/ here? >why are you sleeping on a couch

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>>39123631
Why doesn't your couch have a bed?

>>39123649
I guess my family never considered someone sleeping on the couch longterm so they went for style over versatility

>why are you sleeping on a couch
because it's literally just as comfortable as a bed and way cheaper
>what are you doing to downgrade to a bed
nothing

I sleep on the floor. It's the best choice. Lemme explain why
>wake up easier feeling just as if not more well rested
>harder to oversleep (bad if you enjoy sleeping a lot)
>All you need is a comforter or mat at most. Both can be stored away to make extra room
>Gives you an incentive to actually clean your floor for once
>You save money by not buying a bed
Sure, it takes a week or so to get used to it, but after that its easy going.

>>39123631
Why haven't you taken the initiative in slept in the bed? The virgin kid in the middle of a divorce:sleeps on the couch. The chad kid who instigated the divorce: displays his prowess and t levels as the only man in the house.

>>39123749
I tried this once, end ended up turning on my side anyway and fucked up my neck so bad with was like I had whiplash and had to go to the chiropractor. My body just won't let me sleep on my back. Closest I came to sleep while on my back was having auditory hallucinations and a jolting sensation.

>>39123631
Superior floor sleeper coming through, watch out.
I bet you faggots don't even know what you've lost under and in your couches.
I'm gonna spread the fuck out on this sweet ass floor now.

>>39124947
teIl me your secrets

I have a bed. But something is wrong with it and I wake up with back aches when I sleep on it. I started sleeping on the couch and the back pain went away. So I sleep on the couch now.

>>39123631
Michael?

hsjkf

>>39125093
You're a lazy faggot and I hope Michael punches you in your dick.

I was a couch sleeper when my paranoia was running rampant. I thought my room was haunted / kept seeing shadow people so I slept in the livingroom.

Was really comfy actually, adult swim was my night light.

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>>39123631
I gotcha op. Haven't slept in a bed in years

>>39125143
Why did you want to show off your chest

>>39125155
My chest sucks, definitely not showing off. Showing the couch

>>39125155
Cause he has a nice chest

>>39125164
You say that but

Couches are more comfy the wall next to them provide more warmth I like em fact that they are smaller feels more secure Couches>Beds

Comsquash?

Anon, you're friend isn't the only person to sleep on couches, calm down.

>>39125074
It's likely your mattress. I also wake up with my lower back in pain and muscles of the back tight af and i sleep on an 8 years old mattress.

>why are you sleeping on a couch
Beds used to /trigger/ me and I was a tightwad while living alone so the habit stuck.

>what are you doing to upgrade to a bed
I read on my brother's bed, sometimes take a nap if he's not home.

My LDR Russian gf sleept on the couch for her entire childhood. She is 19 now and still sleeps on a couch but at least she has her own room and couch (her family is too poor to afford a real bed)