Frogs and Feels Tavern

i'll have a rum and coke lad

just a bit stressed about work lately. i work five days a week at a fast paced 'popular franchise themed' gift shop and i'm working minimum wage and i'm just fucking tired all the time.

like i can't complain about anything though because there's so many people applying to work here every day, i'm the definition of disposable. it's just the eight (mostly more) hours on my feet rushing around to help customers fucks me up, especially five days in a row and over busy holiday weekends

>DON'T WORK RETAIL LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATvB53L9pw
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>>39114619
Retail is pretty shit for everyone and I know how hectic those 'popular franchise themed' gift shops can be. I work retail too but it's at my dads (i guess it's mine now) shop so it's a bit better.

>>39114619
>DON'T WORK

ok

>>39114716
If you want to be a detriment to society and humanity as a whole, sure, go ahead.

>>39114681
cheers lad, wasn't expecting some empathy on the neet board

planning on saving some money and with my student loans i could actually relax for a little bit maybe???

worked retail for three/four years now and it's just turned me into a horrible racist person with no customer care left in me

bumpity bumporibump

>>39114838
Teach English in Asia, you'll save a lot more.

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>>39114838
No problem mate, that is the purpose of this thread. Saving money is a good idea but be careful about loans you don't want to get into an endless debt swamp. Our customers are generally nice so I try to be nice too.

>>39114527
Mark me down for a white Russian.

Been a real good day so far. Good week in general actually. Spent a lot of time with friends and with uni fast approaching my parents actually smile when we talk now.

>>39114910
Is it actually a good way to earn money ? I wanted to do it for a while now but could never muster up the courage to do it.

Don't know if this is the thread for it but I have problems coping with my inevitable death, so much I can hardly sleep at night. How do you guys do it? I hate my life and I'm as far from a normie as you can get but the thought of not existing drives me mad

>>39114986
I guess the easiest question to ask first is, are you really existing now?

>>39115007
Obviously, even if I don't exist whatever this is is better than death

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>tfw I want to be able to draw but hate the process of actually drawing something
>even if it would bring me joy, the endless grinding of fundies would still sap all the fun out of it
>same goes for writing and reading
I just want a fucking hobby okay

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>>39114944
Good dubs and great taste my dude. Same for me, I hope uni goes better than highschool.

>>39114974
I'll take a soju, barkeep

You just do it. South Korea is the place to save more money, China has a lot lower standards. I did Korea for two years.

Hey barkeep. I'll have a Guinness.

Hanging out with her as friends soon, think I might actually have a chance. First time I've drunk happily in a while.

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>>39115040
Welcome to the fundy hell boyo. I'm currently grinding Loomis, but I enjoy the process of drawing and learning. Reading shouldn't be that hard either, what particularly bothers you about reading. Want a drink ?

>>39115048
Thanks keep. Good luck to you.

>>39115040
My writing has improved a lot, and I can do it more, ever since I stopped trying to write all the time. Before I would sit outside and write, now I sit outside and watch the world. Eventually it all started to push me more towards writing and now I just write when it pushes me to. Guess you just have to find your own way. I know that doesn't help much but it's all I can give.

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>>39115060
I only know nippon-speak. Is Japan a good place to earn money ?

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I'll have some Danish Navy rum, neat.

Just got off of working in a Disneyland. You wouldn't believe how irresponsible and rude van people be.
I thought I'd be working in paradise, turned out to be hell...

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>>39115078
Want some crisps with that ? I believe in you anon, you can do it.

Just a whiskey and coke please.
I'm such a huge fucking piece of shit I can't even believe it. I'm absolute trash at making and keeping friends now and I have absolutely zero hobbies or talents.
I'm really lonely too but am aware that I deserve to be that way.

>>39115264
Crisps would be great old friend. Here's a nice tip, advice I've gotten from you is what got me this far.

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>>39115220
Why did you even think working at an amusement park would be easy ?

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>>39115184
No, don't worry. I get what you mean. I have stuff in my mind I'd like to convey somehow but I'm a lazy fuck with no drive.
>>39115102
I'll just drink a coke, drank too much yesterday and my sister got pissed.
That's good to hear, I'm glad when others enjoy their craft. I wish I had something like that. Even my autist furry friend can draw better than me (still terrible though) and shares his pictures with friends on tumblr. I'm glad for him but it's also frustrating.
>what particularly bothers you about reading
I fell for the /lit/ meme. Even though shitty lesbian fanfiction is what I like the most, I forced myself to read canon stuff, which, albeit it IS very good, great even, does not give me as much joy. I'm pathetic I know.

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I'm good, lad. Drinking won't ease away this pain.

I'm in a relationship with this girl. It's been months, if not years so I had good expectations. However, she's hanging out with this male friend of hers on the bi-daily and constantly posting him all over social media, calling him "handsome", "attractive bitch", and so forth.

It never ceases to end. It's compliment after compliment, and from what I can gather, she's closer with him than me. Call me paranoid but I think something's up here, and It hit me like a fucking train. It shattered any ego I had, I don't know what to do, why would this bitch string me along just for this? I should fucking gut her like the faggot she is and hang her from the fucking lamppost.

I've had enough. I ask her about it and she brushes off the question, claims it's nothing all the while ignoring me for the rest of the day. I can feel my calm behavior slipping by the second, I can't stand to be around this bitch anymore; I was played like a fucking fool.

I should've listened to you lot. They really all are the same, huh?

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>>39115298
What seems to be undermining your friendships ?

>>39115321
Its human nature my man. We always want what we don't have.

Now I'm not condoning anything here. In my personal opinion you should just take the grieving head on and work through it. But after similar experiences, sometimes I wish I had just followed my heart and done something crazy.

Little drunk already though so maybe don't listen to me.

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>>39114527
Ill try a pint of your finest local Kentish ale, cheers lad.
So yeah been out of work for about 4 months now and ive practiclly given up trying and I'm seriously thinking about jacking it all in, and just becoming a sit at home neet who can do chores and gardening for a living like a butler.

The first setback was being told to go to a job for a monday start, only to turn up and not be needed as their was some bloddy "administration error", the worst part was I went and brought a weekly travel ticket that couldnt be refunded!

Well the next job was just the exactly the same, all good to go I turn up and I have the wrong type of plant operator ticket, despite telling the bloke on the phone in exact words the type of ticket I had!
Whilst at the same time repeating the train ticket fiasco from last time...

Since then its more or less the same where I will ring up and get everything set up ready to go, only to not hear a single thing back or I ring up and the jobs just been filled about 10 minutes ago.

>>39115398
I dont know, people come, they stay for a year or two, and then they're gone. Almost as if knowing the real me is repulsive to them. Or maybe I'm just not enough for them.

>>39115319
well the obvious answer to your problems is "don't force yourself" If you want to read lesbian fanfictions go read them, if you don't want to write then don't write, if you don't enjoy drawing then just don't. The whole point of hobbies is to have fun and pass time. If you don't like it you don't have to do it, please don't force yourself anon.

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>>39115310
A tad bit late but here they are. I'm happy I was able to helpsomeone. The pint is on the house.

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pint please, don't worry I got ID.

Fucking exam results tomorrow. I only need to pass two subjects to get into uni, but the closer you get to the date, the more you think you failed. Parents say they will be supportive if I don't get in, but they went off at me for failing last year, and those tests meant jack shit.

I guess I will need to get a full-time job if I fail, but will I even be able to get one with my shit grades?

>>39115447
I get you. It just blows my mind, like, it really makes me think, yeah?

I should've known earlier. I can call her a stupid cunt all I want but maybe it's my fault for not being smart enough. Can you fathom that mindset? I can't. Imagine dragging someone along in a "relationship", doing all this false "love" bullshit only to at the same time be hopping around with some effeminate fuck that looks like he stumbled out of a gay bar with ten cocks up his ass.

I don't know what she notices in him, but, it's surely better than me, that much I can tell you. But It just blew my mind because for a split second you get the idea of "maybe all women aren't that bad" but then it blows up in your face as their fucking little masquerade fades week after week.

My anger is immeasurable and the only thing holding me back from mutilating her are the consequences.

>>39115316
I didn't think I'd be easy, I just thought that people may be nice since it's an amusement park and everybody should be in good mood

>>39115520
You're right about me forcing myself. It's just me wishing to have an outlet for my fantasies, that's why I keep having these reocurring thoughts. Maybe I'll find another way, one that makes me happy. Thanks for listening to my story.

>>39115201
>mmm, chamisul

Well yeah, but you don't actually have to speak the language to teach in the country. Japan is really popular, you should try with one of the bigger recruiters.

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>>39115466
You are an ultra-sassenach but whatever, we serve everyone. Job hunting is fucking horrendous. I worked shitty retail jobs for half a year and ended up at my dads shop. Doing chores and gardening usually pay poorly but you can make it work with neetbux.

>>39114527

Anyone here have xanax? I'm really considering just killing myself.

water please admin
also who /schizotypal/ here?

>>39115648
You could try writing poems, its quite fun. I used to write haikus and it was really entertaining. Actually haikus are better than normal poems for a robot imo since if you want to write a good haiku you have to go out into the nature. Give it a try.

>>39115605
People are probably tired of keeping their kids in line so they lash out at he staff.

>>39115666
Nice satanic trips. I just don't want to be a turbo gaijin who doesn't even speak the native language.

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>>39115803
It's not as bad as all that, but there are some fuckers who drink their whole paychecks and never leave the foreigner bars except to stumble into work. As long as you're not routinely too drunk to work, you're in, that's China, Korea, or Japan. Check out /r/TEFL for more info, search for the discord and tell them the epic weed guy sent you from 4chan.

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>>39115589
Just slam your fist on the table and say you want to have this shit sorted out. If she says it's "nothing important" make a huge fucking scene and make her choose between you and him. You have nothing to lose here lad.

>>39115877
Will do mate. Thanks for the help.

>>39115504
How does your conversations with those people go ? Do you have mutual interests ?

>>39115698
After another drink I can assuredly tell you you shouldn't listen to what I say. But I'm gonna say it anyway.

Humans are trash people. Honestly we are terrible fucking people. I mean look at the largest goals people have. It's shit like "love myself" and "respect others" like we shouldn't be doing these things from the get go.

Women will leave you, men will leave you. The best people arent humans, they're dogs. If you want real companionship and love, get a fucking dog it'll change your life.

But if you want a real life in this goddamn shitty world then understand that people change and people leave, and no matter what you do, you'll leave someone too. You'll change. It's just how it works.

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>>39115901
You're right. I don't know why I haven't done this already.

>>39116003
>>39115981
Is me. I also agree with >>39115901

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>>39115668
Indeed so I do like a pint of old English ale from time to time sure cant beat one.
But I mean as for a solution I could aim for a more avaiable job such as one in retail or another industry, however in doing so I feel as if im wasting years of college and training.
To no avail mind you as im lowering my self for a job that would pay half of my normal rate, not that im trying to sound snobbish that im superior to such jobs, but it just comes down to missing out on a potential greater propisition that could arise.

As for neetbux well ive often thought about getting down to the job center, but im a stubbon person who prides themselves on self sufficentcy and paying backtrack payments on rent money to their parents.
To such an extreme where I would rather starve than willingly submit to being spoon fed by the state, and essentially becoming a parasite in the eyes of hard working tax payers.
Im probbly a mug for not claiming neetbux mind you.

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>>39116104
I understand your worries on the topic of leeching off of others. Self-sufficiency has been and will be one of my greatest aims in life. Even though I'm working a decent job it doesn't feel like I have "earned it" since it's at our family shop. At the very least I live on my own in a decent flat. I still can't stop but desire to work a job I have "earned". However there is also the fact that I have not graduated from uni as of yet. Therefore I am trying not to be hasty and focusing on my studies and crafts.

I'll take some water.

I'm going to start this off with a little context: I'm underage (I know, I know) and I'm going to start high school tomorrow. I really only lurk, so I don't really care if I get banned.

It seems like the future sucks.
>No (decent) jobs
>it's expensive to have a decent life
>it's impossible to make friends
>automation is coming
>the startup bubble is going to burst soon and fuck the possibility of starting a company that actually has value
>being crushed by student loans

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>>39116511
>and I'm going to start high school tomorrow.
LOL
Also, don't worry about getting a job at this point man.

>>39115683
soundcloud rap trendfag

>>39116315
I can somewhat realate, when I finished school I went straight into an apprentiship with my dad, Whereas around me lots of people I knew were struggling to get jobs and apprentiships, and I felt somewhat guilty having been handed an appretiship on a plate.

But despite feeling guilty i just overshadow it with the notion that i studdied hard at school, got my required grades and came into a family bussiness. lots of people have done the same for generations, I mean many jobs were decided by birthright and not choice at one time in the past.

In addition I can quell on it forever thinking I was "lucky", but ive come to look at it, like siezing an opertunity that anyone else would have taken had they been in my postion and wanted to go into that industry.

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I'll have a red bull, hold the jager I'm trying to stop drinking- 1 day strong so far.

>alcoholic
>broke, in part because I spend so much money on alcohol
>started smoking earlier this year when I became homeless and finding it hard to quit even though I have a place to live now
>infatuated with new girl at work who I know is not at all interested in me, but yet I can't stay away from her-like one of those hopeless pathetic betas who can't take no for an answer, people I normally have so much disdain for

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>>39116511
God, you must be what, fourteen or fifteen? Christ. I remember being that age time fucking flies.

WA HA HA anon! Holy fuck anon! Barkeep get everyone a round on the house! The state of Minnesota cashed my money order for my WEED LICENSE!! I am getting medical marijuana! No more fucking muscle relaxers, no more trying to push opioids on me, gonna get that MEDICAL FUCKING WEED from the WEED STORE!!

WAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm high as FUCK right now! Listen to me! This is a greeeeeeeeat daaaaaay!

>>39116511
>going to start highschool
That actually might be the best time of your life, you can ditch all the assholes in your old school for new ones.

The diversity in my first highschool was great, I ended up in the "alrernative" crowd, and was still bullied a lot, but all of us were wierd, and we were at least able to be weird together.

You lads aware your tavern is in the britfeel OP image?

>>39117013
god save the queen even though i'm a yank but in those threads i'm an honorary anglo

>>39116511
>lurking r9k
>freshman
I don't expect you to reply to this kek, but expect this to be your worst year of schooling ever.
You will learn that the Stacy/roastie meme is absolutely more than a meme and that you have no chance at a happy marriage based on love.
Good luck.

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>>39116511
I was very much the same at your age, not knowing what I wanted to do and juggling around the ideas of what would be viable as a sensible carrer choice.

Take my word of advice do what you enjoy, dont look at the pay grades take no notice of that and focus on what you are good at and enjoy based upon your own sense of inner instict and personality and nothing else but that.
for instance...
>if you really enjoy vidya, go into the gaming industry.
>if you like working with tools and being practical then go into construction.
>If you prefer animals rather than people work with animals.
>if you really enjoy making songs or playing and instrument go into the music industry.
>if you love cooking and food go into the catering industry.
Im sure you get the picture but just remember the greatest virtues in life are pride and happiness, not material wealth and as long as you remember that you really cant go wrong in life.

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>>39116921
Good to see you back and congratulations old friend. I got high and had sexual intercourse with that qt like you told me to.

>>39117078
oh trust me I already know I have no chance

>>39117151
That's fantastic news! As you personally know I'm not actually high right now. But in a couple of weeks I will get that dispensary weed. And then I might be able to come up with something better than that tutti fruition nonsense.

>>39117105
I've been considering going to a trade school rather than college, but my dad isn't exactly on board with the idea.

>>39114527
evenin son I'll take a bottle of your finest premium draft and a whisky chaser how's things with you lad how you holdin up

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>>39117221
keep the nonsense it's good to see you posting around. I actually acquired some seeds from a lad and currently thinking about growing my own.

>>39117292
Which is a perfectly legal and reasonable thing to do in a lot of places in the US right now. The secret is African Violet Blossom Booster. Standard fertilizer grows really tall plants, but you don't necessarily want tall, leggy weed plants. Also for indoor growing, blow a light fan on the seedlings to strengthen the stems as indoor plants are traditionally weak. With my weed card I can legally grow 12 plants.

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>>39117243
I'm doing mostly okay. My songs are becoming more dreamy by the day. Practicing drawing as always. Gonna start uni soon, im honestly quite excited. My oneitis also asked ME out. It was like a dream come true but I learned later on that she actually broke up with someone before asking me out. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

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>>39117358
I was thinking about going with hydroponic, would it be better to use soil ?

>>39114527
Ill have a 40oz big gulp with ice, cherry dr pepper please and keep the syrup handy in case it gets too watered down.

Im a little stressed out, Im starting college soon and have to take the bus to different campuses sometimes for classes in the same day.
Ive never had to know bus schedules like this before, idk if I shpuld bring my bike or not.
I hope I dont mess up and miss any classes the first couple times.

>>39114527

Rum and coke plz

In going to need it. I'm leaving my job to take on my masters full time. I put in my 2 weeks yesterday and secured the loans today but now it is dawning on my just how much of a risk this is. I hope this turns out well. I have to do well and network my balls off to secure a job or I'm up shits creak once again in my life, and honestly anon i don't think I could survive that a second time.

>>39117504
I'm sorry mate we serve only alcoholic drinks and water, there is a vending machine next to you though, to add to that I don't know freedom units. You'll learn how the buses work, it's no big deal really.

>>39117504
I would say bring the bike. You may end up sweaty at class but riding a bike is a great freedom.

Also, order a real drink. Soda will just fuck you up.

>>39116511

listen to me anon. You are at a critical point in your life. Do these things now before it's too late. These tasks are not tall orders at all. If You swim a little now you will avoid sinking later.

WORK OUT NOW IF YOU HAVE STARTED ALREADY.

STAY AWAY FROM THE COOL CROWD. IF YOU ARE HERE ON R9K YOU WON'T FIT IN THERE AND THAT'S OK. EXCESSIVE PARTYING IS OVER RATED AND DESTRUCTIVE AND THERE ARE MORE GIRLS THAN THE ONES THAY ATTEND THOSE EVENTS.

FIND A HOBBY (MUSIC, VOLUNTEERING, POLITICS CLUB, ETC.).

MAKE A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT ARE RELIABLE. PREFEABLE A SMALL CIRCLE.

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>>39117505
Good luck mate, do your best. Posts like yours remind me how I'm so priviliged to have a decent family business because if everything goes down the shitter, job-wise, I at least have something to work at.

Whiskey please.
A lady I'm interested in thinks I look attractive but I'm too awkward to connect with most women and I just don't know how to do it. Her and her female friends walked past, said hi and I said hi back but they laughed and everything is going to shit lately, what do guys?

>>39117493
I don't know, I've only ever seen soil used. I grow garden vegetables, and that's what I'm accustomed to, and were I to grow my own supply, that's what I would grow.

>>39117701

>Posts like yours remind me how I'm so priviliged to have a decent family business

I hope you don't feel guilty fot having available employment to fall back on. I certainly don't for what it's worth.

Thank you for wishing me luck. Based on what the program directors are saying about these classes I am going to need it.

>>39114527
Bourbon, please. It's been almost two years. I've done everything they told me to, and the pain still won't go away. I've accepted that it's mine forever now. I miss her to death.

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>>39117883
Acceptance is a good thing. If you can manage to turn the pain into a sweet melancholy things will get better.

Juice for me.

I feel like shit all day. I went for lunch at my mom and grabbed a coffee on my way home. While i was going for the coffee my stomach started to hurt. Literal shit went crazy later ,i had diarhea 3-4 times and then i had the urge to vomit for a couple hours. Now i cant sleep because my stomach hurts when i lie down and i cant tell if its because its empty of because of the ordeal i went through all day. Im suspecting last nights suspicious fast food i ordered ,something must've been off.

I watched Alien Covenant too and now im angry at this movie and disgusted too.

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>>39117857
I will do some research I guess. Thank you for your input.

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>>39118021
It sounds like you are having a terribly shitty day, but you will pull through soon enough. I had the diarhea+vomit combo a few days back and it's hell so Iktfb.

>>39118111
I don't know what to do now.
My sleep schedule is fucked because we had a power outage and i woke up very early two days ago because of the heat. I got used to sleep at 10-11am after this.

Maybe i should launch Diablo 2 and wait until im exhausted.

Anyways ,thanks man

Ballast point grapefruit please barkeep, I'm a little drunk so I'm not sure thats the actual name of the beer. I just turned 21 so you're probably gonna see a lot more of me, hopefully this is the last time you see me alone!

>>39118173
OH man Diablo 2 is so comfy. Sometimes I just listen n to music and watch the pixel animations go.

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>>39118285
Happy birthday hope you enjoy your beer. I have been drinking since I was 14 so it's a bit weird to see people starting to drink at the age of 21.

>>39114986
The only man who should fear death is the one who hasn't lived yet.

>>39118370
Honestly I've been drinking since I was 16 but never at like a pub/bar whatever. Its nice to be able to show my actual ID

>>39114527
I always wondered what this genre of music was called when I heard it. Thanks OP

I'll have a water because I'm fucking 20 and already borderline alcoholic (with a long family history of substance abuse), not in a Chad drinks kegs everyday with his bros way but a I drink whatever is cheapest on my own or with one other depressed friend

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>>39114527
Shirley temple please. Here's a mildly sad song:

https://www.youtube/watch?v=biLX56lYhrs

My boyfriend of 8 months broke up with me. He was super friendly and social, but his flaws make a bad relationship. He's too irresponsible and immature, which makes him make poor (and illegal) decisions. The past two months he's cancel our dates for whatever reason, but later when he texts me he sounds drunk. He broke up with me because he said I deserve better, which even my parents said I do. It's been two weeks, I planned a last minute camping trip to upstate NY to get my mind off next week.

The only problem is that online dating is a mess. I've been on and off for about 2 years, now getting back they're all the same. Tinder, OKC (where we met) and POF all look the same. Douchebags looking for quick sex or assholes wanting to settle. I get a lot of matches but I'm not nearly interested. I'm going to give up this route, 14 dates and none ever worked.

https://soundcloud.com/m-i-k-e-235106240/smile

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I'll drink anything, OP.

At this point I'd say I'm not even existing properly as a human being anymore.

I'm allergic to alcohol

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Bourbon and some water please, I want it to burn.

Second year at college is already here and I still haven't made any friends despite clubs and the usual shit. I have to find a therapist now as well, after various testing to see what is wrong with me. I've thought that it could be inattentive adhd, depression, or anxiety, and I'm just tired of feeling terrible all the time. The results came in yesterday and they confirm what I was also considering, a smart but lazy meme, which makes me feel even worse because I know I'm not operating at full capacity/potential, but even then I don't know how to gauge my own performance. Maybe I'm just too hard on myself. I just don't want to turn out like the underground man.
Are some people just meant to be alone? I've never been really antisocial (though it does exhaust me when I have to socialize) or shy or anything like that. I just don't enjoy any hobbies that aren't solitary. Just BEEing myself won't improve my situation. Is it even worth pursuing? I'm usually fine being alone, but when lonliness hits me every now and then it's crippling. I don't think it would be fair (for them)to have a friend to talk to only when I'm lonely. It's no better than taking a drug to ease the pain, and I don't want the person to feel like a commodity. Maybe it's better for me to just be alone.

>>39114527
Nice music choice, OP.

Dad died a few weeks ago. I'm still torn up about it, and it was really sudden. I'm honestly more depressed and stressed than I've ever been. I nearly wrecked the car yesterday. I barely leave the house anymore. People keep coming by to drop off food and their looks of pity just bore into me more than they should. It makes me feel so useless and Infantile.

The only thing that keeps me sane is a qt from India I talk to daily. I love her so much, and sometimes I feel like I don't express that enough. Uni is coming up soon, though, so maybe things will brighten up then. I'll be in a completely new area.

Can I just get a water?

I'll have a cape cod barkeep


Well, everything's gone to shit and getting worse daily. I'm a unit supervisor at a psych center and my boss decided to kick me off to another unit because he says I "look stressed out". I asked him if there was a problem with my conduct and he claims he'd gotten some complaints very recently about me bullying the staff on my unit. I asked him why he didn't talk to me about it when he first got the complaints or talked to me about my so-called stressful appearance before he decided to just move me to another unit instead of blindsiding me with this information as I'm begging the day's work and getting report on my unit. He made up some shit about how he was going to move us anyways on september but because i looked so stressed out he decided to move us sooner. I told him the least he could have done was tell me the day before. Fucker never asks once how I am because he's too busy flirting with the nurses and playing favorites and now all of a sudden I'm supposed to believe he gives a shit about me and that it's completely coincidental that the other unit supervisor wrote an email telling him how the nurses fucked up with a patient and how pissed off he got about the email.

>>39120149
It's some major fucking bullshit. the director of the hospital told me to call in for the therapy sessions they offer as part of our medical insurance and I told them I knew about it. but what the fuck good is talking to someone going to do about any of my problems. all they're going to do is pat my head and tell me "good boy, good boy. wow that really sucks. oh well" and that's it. Shit will never help me or fix my problems. and half my stress is because of shit like this that he pulls with the staff. It's not going to help that my girlfirend works part time and I never get to see her because I work swing shift and they've been having her work 40 hours mostly in the morning since half her department quit. it sure as fuck isn't going to give me back the week of vacation that were ruined by my drug using brother in law who never shuts up who got dumped on our front door without even my mother in law having the decency to ring the doorbell before she took off on her own vacation. especially after all my friends moved out of town and then we all coordinated to take the same week off so they could come down and we could do stuff together. the director offered me some vacation in a month or so but what good will that do me now? nothing, that's what. yes, i'm stressed but my boss pulling this shit on me doesn't stress me out any less. they tell me I do good and I even got employee of the year last year but I know that was just more BS to placate me since they made me run all 5 units by myself for a month and not because they care since they sure as shit never show it.

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>>39114527
ay bartender ill have some sprite mixed with some coke please

desu i have nothing to gripe about so ill just take the drink and leave

Some Canadian Old please, it's been a tough day

i got a quick skit for a show i want to send to a tv network

tiny fey:
"so... white people"
*audience starts laughthing"

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ill take a glass of the strongest thing you have back there

been watching mental health documentaries and i feel like shit. it may sound odd but i almost envy the people who hear voices and shit. as an autist i just dont fit at all but in not a drooling retard or a nutter so im just left to manage.
i dont understand people. i dont understand how they converese. i dont understand the things they do. i dont kow hoe to make freinds or even what to do if i had one
id be content just getting a job but because i dropped out of uni thats more difficult. im in trade school but its a disorganized mess.
i want to kill myself because i dont see anything that indicates improvement. even if i can be functional im still always going to feel like a camera on a stick thats merely a prop in other peoples lives

>>39120697
sorry to hear that, can you reccomend any good docs?

vodka on the rocks

>tfw worried about the future because you don't know what to major in at college

i'm fucked lads i might as well end it

I was feeling fine up until the point I saw that snake covered in ticks in that other thread. I'm very close to puking right now.

>>39120716
im watching this series now but i tend to just go off youtube recommendations after each video
https://youtu.be/mVFonB-VVmI
watched this one some time ago. its more substance abuse though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lny5u-HIwbg

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>>39114527
Double dirty martini with blue cheese olives sir. Life is officially beginning another chapter as I embrace my senior year of college. Im not excited, i dont feel anything regarding my accomplishments at this school and the people i've met. Ive been fucked over by women (nothing new), and am currently maintaining a steady diet of psychoactive chemicals which has been snowballing since junior year in high school. Bah, im rambling. Apart from this, i've spent my entire summer consumed with construction work which had me traveling states living in hotels from June 1st till August 11th, it was well paid, but christ i have no fucking life or hobbies. After that drink, Ill take a black coffee to go. Thank you.

What's the point to anything anymore. There's nothing to look forward to, my friends all moved out of town and I don't have any left. I don't talk to my family so holidays have no meaning. Never get to see my girlfriend because of work, even on the weekends when I'm off she's at her part time job. There's nothing to do and my hobbies don't do anything for me anymore. Fuck even fapping is dull and meaningless. I don't want to kill myself but I wish I was never born. I'm too fuckin bitter and hate myself too much to ever be anything

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Yeah lemme get a fuckin' uhhhhhhh
>Triple shot of vodka [on the rocks]

Welp I've managed to sink further into my borderline sociopathic tendencies and I also make a seemingly subconscious effort to avoid what few things can make me sort of feel to begin with. I still allow empathy for my family and a few very close friends but other than that I've shut myself off from a lot of people and things in the last few months. My military contract is up soon and I have a job lined up that should do pretty well for me so here's hoping.

>Feels decent man.

been drinking mead all night/evening

my friends say they'd come visit me while i'm working elsewhere for the summer but they don't. i feel increasingly alienated from them: the way they talk, what they post about/believe in, their lifestyles. i'm sure part of its jealousy cause they're able to regularly be happy and enjoy the company of others
i'm starting to seriously dislike people in general and just wanna be alone most of the time
not to mention my roommates, who are either messy and won't shut up about how they're bi, typical reddit-capeshit people, or lying hippie-christians

idk what im gonna do once this job ends. no place to say (i can/will stay at my mom's, but hearing her voice and dealing with her constant negativity is a fucking drain), no desire to do anything

i honestly feel like i've accomplished a certain life, and i would not mind ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lETmskoqh30

>>39114527
Rum and Coke please. I'm just bored and lamenting me being a fuck-up and losing a really good friend that I probably won't ever hear from again. She was really cool and introduced me to a ton of music. My old HS friend group has finally drifted apart permanently sans my one very close best friend from it but he's going away for school now. 4th year of college ahead. Fuck college man. Listening to this currently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh_l--U73Qg

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>>39114527
are you a bartender irl?
>can i have St. Germain ,seltzer and gin please

>>39114527
Can I have a sweet cider?

I need someone to latch on to but something's wrong with me and I can't stay dedicated to someone for long. I don't know what to do.

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>>39114527
I want ten Fat Tires. Things are going okay but I'm spending way too much money on weed despite having a job. I really need to buy some other things.

Just some cold water. I dont feel like anything right now

A little background. I have been underweight my entire life along with heart/eye/hearing issues the works. Well for the past few weeks I have literally felt my body fall apart. My vision is going to shit, my tinnitus is getting worse and im becoming tonedeaf, I'm panting if I have to move up a flight of stairs and my heart kicks into overdrive if I move around to quickly. The best part is I have noone I can talk to about this and Im too poor to actually do anything about it so I'm at an impasse. Any suggestions would be appreciated but I feel I may be beyond redemption

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>>39123215
Start stuffing your face at all times, moron. It's all you need to do. Think of how many retarded overweight people you see.

Consume more calories than you expend and you're going to gain weight. Your body doesn't defy physics. Maybe you're just a runt.

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Been drinking beer all night and got a nice buzz, but hit me up with a bourbon, dealers choice.

I haven't been well lately. I think the end might be coming for me, and I don't feel like I've missed too many opportunities to make it unwarranted. It might start a couple barfights, but I've seen and done a lot that most would pine for. I just think I've had a good life and if I died now, it wouldn't be as if I left without doing enough. I feel like I've been living off of borrowed time and the day to day doldrums doesn't seem worth pursuing.

So I'll just take a bourbon, neat.

Do you have any dipa's?
It's a double Indian pale ale also known as imperial Indian pale ale.
No? How about a regular IPA ? No? Do you have any pale ale? I'l have the one on tap please.

Anyway I have lied about completing a qualification, and by lie I mean I completed 95% of the qualification and didn't do the last bit for some reason.
It has a tiny chance of being discovered but I'm still scared shitless that I may be fired despite doing well at my job. I guess it's just normal paranoia.

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I'll have a glass of champagne.

I went from the loser from highschool with no friends
I went from the loser who dropped out of uni twice
I went from the loser who cried himself to sleep

To a upstanding man who is proud and happy with himself. I work full-time now and make a great salary for my age. I make others smile and I found a friend that will stick around. By no means am I a Normie but in general I can walk through life with a smile for now. And it calls for a little celebration. I don't know how long this joy is going to last. But I want to believe that if I can do it so can you.
>Still a virgin tho

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>>39123468
Here you go man, the Bartenders busy I guess. I think you might be alright. That's enough that you should squeak by with no problems, but it's one of those heavy ass things that weigh on your conscience.

>>39123636
One sec man.

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>>39123636
Good shit man! Things can work out for some like that, and good job for keeping that chin up. The v card doesn't mean much, and if you get a chance to lose it, tell them you forgot it. Here you can have the bottle.

Let me pour myself a drink.
>>39123302

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>>39123302
>>39123767
Much better. I guess I'll be a drunken stand in. Wouldn't be the first time

I'll take a vodka on the rocks make it double, Today has actually been pretty good my crypto investments are paying off no thanks to /biz/

>>39123767
Life is good. The foot is in the door now for my career and all that I have to do is to lick it wide open. Good luck.

>>39123832
Oh and this is a pretty good mix

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>>39123832
Awesome man, and sometimes the opinions of others is worthless to your own intuition and knowledge. More likely honestly. Cheers!

>>39123840
That's the spirit man. And thanks