ITT: times you accidentally revealed your power level in public

>>39113449
>good goy
Holy fucking shit you're autistic

>>39113449
I always say stuff like "Oy vey!" when my family makes stupid Drumpf jokes

>whisper out loud
can you teach me how to do that op you magician

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>>39113449
>accidentally whisper "good goy" out loud
>whisper
>out loud

>>39113449
A few times with family and in my liberal class. Defended Donny Trump, bashed on immigrants and Islam, the usual shit

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>>39113536
I whisper to myself and sometimes forget people can hear me.

>>39113509
I'm not even antisemitic but I have the urge to OyVey post IRL.
>inb4 this urge gets me expelled from uni and I never get a job

Got outed

>in college history class.
>another neckbeard sits next to me, unspoken agreement that were both anons
>one day some cunts from the wymn's studies department comes in to do a presentation on Japanese comfort women in ww2 even though the class didn't even cover ww2 at all.
>neckbeard next to me keeps making hentai quotes the entire presentation, trying to be quiet and keep them between us but normies are hearing them and looking at us like were Hitler and Himmler.
>don't know what to do so I just sit there and try to ignore him.
>he disappears from class following this day, I can only guess the normies told the professor and he kicked him out or forced him to drop since it was before the W date.
>still treated like a creep for the rest of the semester.

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>>39113509
>family members get annoyed and disgusted when anyone mentions anything Trump
I don't understand how normies act this way about him, he's flawed but not terrible.

>>39113788
My sister said he's literally Hitler and wants him to get assassinated
We don't even live in America, calm down bitch

>>39113788
>>39113852
He could literally call himself a Democrat and keep the EXACT SAME policies and Dems would love him and Repubs would hate him. I guarantee it

>>39113897
Policies. Not behavior. Also his budget isn't a fucking Democratic budget, educate your sorry ass, anon. I like Trump and I think I'm not gonna hide my power lvl anymore. Fuck it if my family is left-wing or if great-grandpa died a communist.

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>Tfw said Hitler did nothing wrong but lose in class
>Everyone laughed neurvously and someone asked me if i was joking
>"Y-yeah it was just a joke"
>They laugh more, relieved.

Y-yeah, i'm h-happy he lost

>>39113994
Why do you like a literal mass murderer who ruined europe?

>>39113509
I make Jew jokes with my friends, my brother, even my ____gf______ all the time. Only we're not really joking.

>>39114023
>Why do you like a literal mass murderer who ruined europe?
Yeah i said Hitler, not Stalin or Roosevelt

>>39114023
>literal mass murderer
Pretty sure he didn't do the killing himself, mein friend.

>>39114023
Contrarianism is the official religion of /pol/.

>>39113994
I don't get the obsession with Hitler. Europe was fine till the 90s and political correctness and globalization.

>>39113897
If he was a democrat and espoused the same views he does now i would still hate him. Pieces of shit know no political party.

>>39113449
Nothing, really. Why would I talk about politics in person? I don't have any political opinions, after all.

Redpilled a bunch of people when some BLM students tried to make us do a whole day about how they wuz kangz. I can give the full story if people want but its pretty long.

>>39114463
Yeah story please, also their reaction

>>39114023
But I hate Stalin

>>39113536
It is totally possible especially at these 1-second-silence moments.
It is almost the peak of my autism because everytime it happens something really really stupid comes out that people pretend I did it mistakenly.

There is not that many autists here

>a colleague plays some rap
>I'm not very pleased
>"don't you like rap anon?"
>"I don't like blacks in general"
>facepalm

>>39114719
no way the story ends there

>>39114719
brush it off as a joke, retard
i say stupid racist shit like this all the time and my friends love it

>>39114908
That's what I did obviously. Honestly where I live it's nearly okay to say racist shit, joke about Hitler etc. but I'm afraid one day I'll blurt something so bad everyone will realise I've been serious the whole time. Being labeled an actual racist/borderline Nazi probably wouldn't be so good for my barely existent social life.

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I'm pretty open about my beliefs. I've had full blown debates with people as to why I am a national socialist. Call it autism but I really don't give a shit what my peers think of my beliefs.

>>39114463
Don't be that goy. Just post the fucking story.

>>39115075
Would you marry me, my aryan savior?

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>>39113449
>2017
>not whispering out loud

Is this going to get screencapped just for the whispering out loud like the wet milk post? Include me in the screencap if it does.

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>>39115332
Lord I hope not. I didn't just create a meme, did I? I seriously don't understand what's funny about it.

>>39115332
99% Of screencaps aren't that funny tho. It's one mediocre thing or typo and then a bunch of (likely samefagging) undeserved hype and over reactions, and then lately the obvious "include me in the screencap" posts. But they still aren't that funny. So even if this does become one it'll just get posted here and then maybe a few more times.

>>39113449
Good one anon. Should have let him hear it.

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>>39115443
I don't even understand what I said that was so strange. 'Whispered out loud' sounds fine to me.

>>39114023
t. triggered tumblrina

Kinda an autist power level but nonetheless
>at self service checkout
>attendant is chatting up teens girls (about his age) whilst bagging potatos (I guess it's the shops way of having them keep busy)
>spills the potatoes all over the floor
>whilst helping him and the girls pick them up I say "you're meant to spill spaghetti over cute girls man, not potatoes"
>yourautismisnowloading.jpg
>realise what I said
>hastily leave pulling hoodie over head
>>39115654
I don't see anything wrong with it; I whisper out loud all the time, it's like talking to yourself in a hushed tone

Told a black friend to stop listening to "nigger music" when he showers in the morning (we were on a week long school trip so we had to share rooms with multiple people) in front of a bunch of lefties and normies. I'm from a pretty pc country so for a bunch of them it probably was the first time they heard the "n-word". They were visibly shocked and apparently talked about me behind my back. Funny thing is, a few days later one of the girls came up to me to have a normal conversation in the bus and sat with my mates and me when we were eating.

>>39115954
Sounds like she was attracted to you for it. You missed a chance. Out of curiosity how did blackbro feel about it? Were they just getting offended for him?

lads make sure to whisper out loud

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>>39116165
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY I DON'T UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39116028
He actually was offended by their reaction, told me how he thinks it's bs that they stick their noses into other peoples buisiness like that. We like to talk shit to each other all the time, made school a lot more bearable. I actually wouldn't trust somebody that isn't ready to trade some banter. Kinda is the reason I didn't make a move on the girl (next to me being shit with girls due to trust issues and all that good stuff), she was alright looking but I couldn't stand her character for an extended period of time. Annoying bitch that talks way too much about things she knows way too little about. That and the fact that she'd never accept my actual political views kek

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>>39116249
Based blackbro.

>>39116249
You can't understand people being sensitive/ thin-skinned/ afraid of being disliked?

>>39116324
Oh, I can understand it fine, I'm just saying that I couldn't really trust somebody like that. A friend (to me at least) is somebody that is absolutely comfortable with the both of you, somebody you can trust to say the truth and mean it, to not hold back on you because he's afraid of hurting your feelings but to tell you if for example something you do is stupid / bad for you. I don't have a problem with people being thin-skinned, I just couldn't fully trust them since I don't know how they'd react to the truth (I greatly value honesty in relationships). Then again, I have trust issues, so...

>>39115733
>people that dont like genocide are tumblr now
im pretty sure that's what most people refer to when they bring him up as spooky anyways

>>39116319
He's a nice guy. Sadly he seems to be influenced by american nigger culture quite a lot. It's a shame, really, he's a good kid underneath. We've had some good talks when we were drunk.

>>39116440
Well, fair enough then. I can appreciate that. I don't mind banting, but it feels a bit artificial. Like
>Processing: Male bonding interaction

>>39116631
Nah, again, it's probably due to my trust issues. Like, I'm still kinda afraid that people make fun of me behind my back, so banter shows me that they're honest with me (or something like that). Thanks elementary school, I guess.

>>39116580
Nah, it has nothing to do with the fact that you do find genocide repulsive (as you should), it's just the fact that you come in here with the mentality of contesting and buttblasting over posts. That's either the behavior of an assmad plebbitor or a triggered tumblrina. Most people would just roll their eyes and move on, but people like you have to point out problems in someone's post who obviously would never change their mind if you did, and in the process, you merely state the obvious like its some sort of deep question.

>have small company
>extremely flamboyant femboi salesman
>everyone kinda gets tired of him being really gay in sales meetings and everywhere else
>isn't making sales
>let him go.
>starts some type of threat for discrimination, wants some bullshit commission on sales that he barely participated on
>threatens me with lawsuit, court, wreck business, etc
>Goes on for months, calls every day incessantly, totally extorting me for money.
>Shows up at jobsites and shit, general faggot weirdo taking it way too far.
>One day early in the morning I fire off a day-of-the-rope email to this fag replying to yet another one of his threats.
>He takes to social networks and spreads the letter around, along with my dox
>18 months later I'm still a social pariah, no social networking activity whatsoever without sjws immediately posting the letter and dox
>doesn't affect my business and i'm still killing it
mfw god really does hate fags I bet.

>Oh anon you play games? I do too, what do you play?
>me: I play europa universalis 3, It's a super fun strategy game!
>give me a look of disappointment and walks away

From that point on I never mentioned that I play video games ever again.

>>39116746
>owner of a small company browsing /r9k/
yeah no

>Be me (who else?)
>At lunch in shcool with some friends
>Talking about things people of our country hate
>Nearly shout "Polish vermin"
>Fucking table goes client
>Polish kid sitting right across from me
>"Anon you really have no filter do you?"
Worst thing was I didn't even notice he was there for 5 minutes and didn't understand why everyone was laughing at me
Was ok though he couldn't speak english

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>hey anon isn't that guy the cunty chad that insulted you yesterday?
>ha, implying he will come here
>what did you mean, anon?

>>39116781
why not? it's not that hard to own a small company, anon.
literally any weirdo can run a successful business, you just have to make sure your clients are happy and you offer a good product, champ.

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>>39116785
I'm polish
And this hurts
You're a cunt anon

>>39116906
I'm sorry anon, it was just a joke but everyone thought i was serious.
Love your mead though

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>>39116906
>>39116785
polescum

>>39117025
Have your children been deported back to Syria last week or something?

>tfw you talk to your family so much about Jews that your mom says she doesn't want to get Jewed on a price when talking to a stranger
>tfw they probably think your family is anti-Semitic now

>be that quite kid in high school
>teacher is doing attendance
>teacher said *name* schwartz
>schwartz like in spaceballs?
>everyone gave me a weird look
>no one ever scene spaceballs?
>teacher was young she said she did
>good movie right?
>yes she continued to take attendance

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>>39117069
why do polecucks get salty all the time?

>>39115734
>whilst helping him and the girls pick them up I say "you're meant to spill spaghetti over cute girls man, not potatoes"
kek

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>>39117120
>t. Pakistan 2.0

>>39115075
Same desu but I'm not natsoc just fash. I lost all my friends and got kicked out my band for going on a twitter rant after the Manchester bombing but I was just so fucking done in with my communist bandmates making apologies for a man who killed children that I'm kinda glad they fucked off. Thinking of making some irl fash friends, there's a local identitarian group in my area I want to join but gonna try to get in shape and read more before I join.

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>>39117171
>implying i'm a bong


HAHAHA. polecucks aren't white

When I was an edgy kid I would tend to piss off my cusion(girl) by making fun out of black people. She was one of those early tumblr sjw faggots.

I just brought up the black crime statistics and IQ rates etc.

Was kind of fun pissing her off. But since then I have gained an rational fear of women and find it hard to talk to them. Not even my own family (accept from mummy)

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>>39115075
>I've had full blown debates with people as to why I am a national socialist.

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>>39117256
Then, you're a nigg- i mean a g*rman?

>>39116249
I feel you man. I call my (Mexican) best friend a spic all the time and he just calls me a faggot back. Not actually racist but if I was he'd be honorary to me

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>>39117337
nope, just not a butthurt polecuck

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>watching that movie about Hitler coming back to life in modern Germany in class
>the movie ends, teacher ask us what was the main message of the movie
>same normie answers as usual
>I decide to try to be funny using some anti-humor
>lift my hand
>yes, anon?
>I said: "I believe this movie was a real great showing of the power that a caring dictator can have in dark times, revealing the ultimate truth that Jews are worth nothing"
>class goes silent
>it's a joke guys haha

Lucky I am an natural extrovert so I didn't flinch or anything. Funny thing is, I didn't even knew /pol/ at the time.

>>39116759
Normies have the shittiest taste in video games.

>>39113449
shouldve just said "you're a good guy"

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>>39118088
>you're a good goy
4 Jew.

>>39115734

thats not even that bad, thats actually funny

>>39113618
I'm not antisemitic either but there's this fucking huge orthodox jew neighboorhood near me and the urge to OyVey post IRL is unsettling

>>39113701
>neckbeard next to me keeps making hentai quotes the entire presentation, trying to be quiet and keep them between us but normies are hearing them and looking at us like were Hitler and Himmler.
That's fucking hilarious though

>>39115654
I have no mouth but i must scream.
I like whispering out loud as a term, it has a beauty to it in the right context.

>>39117120
Because they still retain the capacity to feel, something to be envious of.

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>>39120045
I thought maybe it was grammatically incorrect or something. Apparently it just sounded retarded to some people.
>inb4 'whispering out loud' becomes the new 'burst into treats'

>>39120505
Like I typed it is really a matter of context, saying blatantly will make you look retarded, a good example:
>If you really wanted that thing to be kept secret than perhaps your shouldn't have been whispering out loud, those people figured out what you were on about.

>>39120554
I didn't mean to, it just slipped out. I whisper to myself when I'm alone and momentarily forgot that I wasn't.

>>39113449
>Be me
>Innaclass
>I say niggers have lower IQs than whites
>Teacher is pissy and almost throws me a detention
>Same teacher said that niggers destroy neighborhoods