>Only have one life >Born British

>>39110077
can i save this paypeh?

>one shot at life
>born Polish
Don't complain OP, I was literally born to scrub your toilet

>>39110077
>one chance at life,
>born a autistic ginger burger.

>>39110121
Poland has nice culture and nice people.

You would be 200% better than Britain if you had our level of wealth.

>>39110077
>One chance at life
>Born Algerian

All u whiney first world white idiots, this is true hell

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>>39110077
>one life
>spend the majority of my childhood and adolescence playing video games
>terrible at conversations
>terrible at life choices
>turn into an unhinged alcoholic
>terrible spendthrift
>live with my alcoholic mother and her boyfriend
>can only hold down a shitty part time job overnights when store is closed
end my life now famalam there's no saving it

>one chance at life
>born as a virgin
it's not fucking fair

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>>39110144
>nice people.

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>>39110077
>only have one life
>born in Poland
>jewish ancestry

>>39110266
do you speak french, wait a second i just realized that combining "algeria" with "anon" creates Algernon, like Algernon Blackwood or Flowers for Algernon, what marvelous sorcery is this

>>39110077
>only one shot at life
>south american
Geez, at least some of you have a rich history, and are not the result of the shittiest europeans fucking the shittiest native americans.

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>>39110077
Gotta make the best with what you have OP :^)

>>39110089
Not this time, sport

>>39110144
>nice culture
We barely contributed anything to the Western canon. Discount Russian culture is nothing to be proud of.
>nice people
Cold motherfuckers who would beat you up if you looked at them the wrong way and women who would leave you the second a foreigner with more money showed up. As Pilsudski would say: "The nation is great, but the people are whores".
God do I want to be English. At least I would live knowing that my ancestors conquered half of the world.
>>39110330
>Flowers for Algernon
Muh nigga

>>39110077
Become a roadman, blud. Bad gyals love showerman tings. Swear down

the only good thing about britain is being on benefits, without that i woudl've offed myself 2 decades ago

>One chance at life
>Born Romanian but emigrated to England
>Live a nice middle class life and can't complain
>See the shit the immigrants are doing to your country
>Ashamed of being one
>Understand that those around me, even the poor unintelligent fags living on benefits streets are superior

>Only have one life
>Born in third world shit hole
>ugly
>tiny dick
>stinks
>pisspoor

I wish i had the balls to kill myself

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>>39110077
you guys are pretty chill
at least ever since we fucked on you in the revolutionary war.

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>One chance
>Born in European Africa aka Lithuania
Fuck my life aka bybi dejau.

>>39110861


>be amerifat
>lose to actual poo covered stick traps in vietnam and ragtag ching chong groups

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Shut the fuck up you nigger some have it worse

>>39110791
You're ashamed of being one, but keep doing it anyway, right? Also, sa-mi sugi pula.

>>39110077
>ONE shot at life
>Born 5'11"
I hope God exists so I can kill him.

>>39110077
>Only have one life
>Get circumcised as a baby
Second holocaust when?

>one shot in life
>born in montenegro
i want out of this drug dealing hell hole

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>one chance at life
>born a dumb shitty accent poortherner
at least you can lose your virginity to an American girl OP, I have literally no hope

>>39111707
holy shit that map
i'm amerifat but goddamn is margaret thatcher up there with stalin and mao

>>39110144
>nice culture and nice people
delusional

>>39110077
>One chance at life
>Born with a 7 inch penis

I can't standing being a dicklet it's eating me from inside.

>>39110121
>one shot at life
>born slovak
>recently moved into the UK, working shit jobs
>born to clean and actually clean british toilets

>>39110077
>one shot at life
>born in America in this date where everything is collapsing all around you

>>39112267
slovaks are a premiere cuteboy race, you know your place

>>39111707
At least the north doesn't have insufferable posh cunts.

>one chance at life
>born bulgarian
It doesnt get any better than this

>One chance at life
> Born in France

This is not fair, i hate my country full of cucks.

>>39110077
>have only one life
>be born half French half Russian born in western Canada

>>39110134
Don't worry anon I was born an autistic ginger bong

>>39112495
well i don't look that bad myself
but i agree, slovaks are easily the cutest slavs of them all

>one chance at life
>born in Latvia
Sure is fun being being born in a poor and irrelevant country
If this country disappeared, no one would care or notice.

>>39112689
Hey, I like my posh accent. It's one of the few things I like about myself

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>>39110077
>one chance at freedom
>born Murikan.

>one life
>born aussie
Feeling pretty smug

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>>39110077
>only have one life
> be born as a britbong

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>>39113072
>He likes sounding like a pretentious git with a cock in his mouth

Okay, Quentin. Have fun.

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>>39113071
I only know Latvia because I read, but this is dead-on. I think, at one point, there may have been a competition between Lithuania and Latvia for relevance, as you both have similar names that get jumbled up in the mind of the average mongoloid normalfag. Lithuania won this competition, then got its ass beat into oblivion by Russia, and Latvia is still less memorable.
It's like realizing that you're still worse than the other robot who was lucky enough to get beat up; at least he got noticed by someone

>>39113039
>tfw live in U.S. and countries like slovakia, slovenia, 100% of the balkans except greece, etc. mean nothing to the ignorant masses
>also be completely removed from nature's ideal cuteboys, but the normaltons can't comprehend this existential suffering due to their ignorance

>>39113071
>If this country disappeared, no one would care or notice.
same. atleast we're the only remaining balts
t. your northerner neighbor

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>>39113199
Stay jealous, pleb

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>one life
>born amerifat
>there's guns and drugs everywhere, but we're still really rich
>the jews are actively trying to poison and destroy our nation but i'm on their good list so that's okay
>i could be homeless and, if not stupid, still live better than at least 80% of the planet

dude this shit is unbalanced how the fuck are so many people here ungrateful scum (pic related)

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>>39110077
>one chance at life
>be born in a 3rd world Spanish-speaking shithole
>be born with a fucking shit black skin

I fucking hate being what I am and it bothers me I can't change it, I've always wished to have a lighter skin, I hate the looks people give me thinking I am a fucking chimp like the other niggers

>>39113669
It should be evident, but I thought I would point out that expressing self-hatred over your race isn't necessary, you shouldn't be sad because you didn't get the phenotypes you wanted.

Can't say much about the 3rd world part other than sorry bitchboy looks like you can't dine with the us americanboys in mcdonaldland

>>39111023
I've only been twice, and I was young, but it seemed like it was pretty much the same except you talk funny and are more attractive.
Not sure what's worse about that

>>39113417
White people made the rules.

Also:

>wonder who could be behind this post
ironically

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>>39113669
I feel kind of bad my Spanish ancestors made your bastard, ugly race.
>pic-related, pure spaniard chad

>>39110077

>one shot at life
>born spaniard
>live a comfy life in a relatively first world country
>realize that i will never find a job, my degree will be useless and my future uncertain
>dont want to lose my living standards

>>39113072
>posh accent
Canadian here. Northern accents are bomb. Posh accents sound pretty faggy to me.

Then again, I have a Canadian rising in my speech.