>"Hey, you like that book too? It's one of

>>39087904
>I hope that you're favourite book is the Kamasutra
>Maybe we could have a look through it together

>>39087904
u-uhhhhh, m-marry me and makes babies!!!!

Your nose ring makes you look like a cow.

>>39087904
>tfw I only carry nerdy books
>tfw nerd
>tfw hate nerds

What? Fuck off you nerd!

Oh you like Namahousou Tsumugi Mariko too?

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>tfw no qt nerdy book gf
feels bad man

her clothes say librarian
but her smile says she loves chad

>"c-can you take my vi-virginty pretty lady"
>"Hmm... Alright I suppose since you're so cute"
>Begins cumming uncontrollably in pants "*moan* thank you"

>>39087904
*pepper sprays* Jesus Christ! Don't sneak up on me, lady.

>>39087904

I know this is just a picture, but I wish this would happen :(

sad world we live in lads.

I l-l-love u a

>>39087904
No I don't fucking like this book. Get away from me you tranny fuck.

Her smile is the cure for depression

Protec

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>>39087904

>"Oh, really? That's-"
>nose piercing

>>39087904
>"heh... looks like you know too much... looks like this is your unlucky day"
>*throw fedora at her, slicing clean through her neck*
>*teleport behind her and catch the fedora*
>*pull out my japanese katana and slice her faster than eyes can follow, dashing through her in the process*
>*she explodes as i sheath my katana, leaving no traces behind*
>"don't hold it against me, kid... you were just at the wrong place, at the wrong time..."
>*jump out the window*

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>>39087904
>I really enjoyed hanging out with you, Anon.

Take out that nose ring and MAYBE ill let you suck my dick

>>39088649
This is the only appropriate response. All others in this thread are fake robots.

>>39087904
That would never happen. I buy all my books online and have a small library of over 100 books.
I seriously doubt a girl would be interested in cryptozoology, occult, warhammer or alternate history.

>>39087904
>H-hey! Glad you like it. My name is Anon, what about you?
>Great, would you like to roleplay together on an afternoon in the library? I can be the DM if you want.

This? I know it's shit, don't kill me :,(

>>39087904
I'm not going to trust a bitch that likes Machiavelli

>>39088741
Where did you find this original image ?

>>39088064
Yes, didn't I just say it was one of my favorites?

>>39090324
Jesus cunting Christ why do you betas think you can take over the world by reading a 100 page meme book?

>>39088741
wow thats a real qt

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>>39088649
A very hearty and original kek, thank you anon.

>she meets you in the bookstore
>and then rides chads cock galore

Yeah I really like VALIS, about to read the next one in the series. PKD was a genius.

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>COME 'ERE N GET A WHIFF O' ME SHAGGY MINGE ANON! IT'S PROPER SWEATY LIKE CUZ OF THE SUN."

>>39087904
Can you imagine how many girls are just waiting for an average man to come up to her and say this? It's like a fantasy.

>>39091381
>Can you imagine how many girls are just waiting for an average man to come up to her and say this?
Surely not many.

I literally turn around and walk away. I can't handle talking to people I don't know unless it's seeking help from an employee.

>>39088527
>protec
>>>/r/eddit

>>39087904
Ha! Ya right! Everyone knows females can't understand Neitzsche!
Begone, wench!

>>39087904
Oh wow, she looks like great wife materi-
>nose ring
Nevermind.

>>39091442
>An average man.
Um no sweetie, they want Chad.

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>only read books about dark periods in history such as famines, wars and genocides as well as books about future disasters such as climate change, peak oil etc
>has left me a paranoid mess
>tfw go to a local book shop on a fairly regular basis
>used to be a qt who would always be there as well
>she would often smile at me
>i am not deformed or super ugly or fat or anything but I have no social abilities
>one day I am looking at a book about the Great Leap Forward that caused a massive famine in China where millions of people died
>the qt walks past
>smiles and says the book looks interesting
>start to sweat and feel nervous
>can't think of the proper response
>'YES, IT IS ABOUT THE GREAT LEAP.'
>realise I shouted
>stand straight
>hop forward like I am doing a great leap
>run out of the shop in a panic
>accidentally stole the book, can't go back

reee

>>39087904
>you like it huh? wanna talk about it over lunch?
also, is that onyxia? lol

>>39091553
This is what you think because this is what you've been told. By the internet. But your basis is few in real world facts. And even further skewed by real world facts after the fact of being told that this is how you should think. Even further damaged by the fact that the internet skews this to the same effect, and compounded by that's how you want to see it (on the internet, as in real life).

>>39091524
Oh wow, she looks like great wife materi-
>nose ring
and now she's perfect wife material instead of great

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>>39091553
Well Miss Roastie, atleast you're honest. I don't see many roasties even being honest on the 'net.

>>39087904
>Minecraft Guide Boom

>>39091821
Lol. I'm not a woman. I'm a guy. I shouldn't have used "sweetie" but I felt kind of sassy at the time I wrote that. Sorry for the confusion.

>>39087904
Oh, you also enjoy the word of the most powerful, Allah, as passed down by his beloved Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in the Koran?

Then why aren't you wearing your niqab, whore?

>>39087904
>Was planning on buying a Korean tommorw
Where's your veil then, bitch? Fucking hippie muslim shit, get outta here.

Strange, why would you be reading, "Coping with a Large Penis?"

I didn't know many people read The Divine Comedy anymore. What is your thoughts on its representation of the times?

>>39087904
Realtalk what is the appropriate response to this?

>>39092556
You start talking about the book or the author.

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>>39088649
audiblekek.wav

origgggliluly

>>39088007
And her tattoos which she no doubt has make her look like a black and white cow.

>>39091681
made me laugh more than any episode of Rick and Morty

>>39092327
>Buying a Korean
>Where' your veil?
>Hippie Muslim Shit

Where do they sell Koreans?

>>39087904
>I was merely inspecting this pitiful excuse for a book, harlot
>Such plebeian works are beneath me and could only possibly be enjoyed by low IQ savages. Begone.

Do you guys have noticed >>39088216 , the man who can read people like books? The Mentalist is based on him, only that he never lost his wife and child, because he doesn't have either

"fuck OFF white SLUT, you lost the right to be mates with the pinnacle of human males, for low brow nigger apes, i only date asian women, sorry bitch"

>>39087904
>You like monogatari too?
Ah, but that would never happen. Never seen anyone irl who knew what monogatari was, let alone a girl

>>39087904
EW! Get away from me, creeper!

>How is this not original

>>39088741
w-who is she, please?

I'm about to buy it for the first time. I've never read it before, obviously. I have no clue if I like it or not. Do you have any ability to judge situations appropriately?

She's obviously just trying to take the book from me.

It's what they do