Why don't girls like to sit on a guy's face?

>>39076420
It's not ergonomic and you can get scoliosis

>>39076863
>scoliosis
>from getting your pussy eaten
okay

>>39076420
I don't know it bothers me. When I drop pills I love having girls sit on my face and jerk me off. They're never keen. They also complain they can't get off like that. I hate women

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BBRRAAP

>>39076420
besides the fact that women don't have a dominant gene in their body, it's also because they are lazy

>>39077353
fuck off you cancerous fartfag

>>39076420
They're too lazy to do anything but lay there and occasionally give you a 20 second handjob before their "arms hurt". They only do stuff like that for Chad.

>>39077671
>he thinks this is a dominant/submissive thing
wow

>>39076420
I'm paranoid he can smell my butthole even after I wash it thoroughly. Him seeing it is embarrassing enough

>>39077845
the asshole is the hottest part about it sweetie

>>39077845
REEEEEEE

Stop. Why the fuck are girls like this? I want to see your asshole and unless it smells like death I'm going to keep my mouth shut about it because I need to eat that pussy and play with that asshole. Just wipe until clean and if you're worried duck off to give yourself a quick wash.

>>39076420
Girls want to be held down with their legs in the air and have their brains fucked out. They aren't into weirdo fem-dom shit.

>>39078027
So sexual pleasure is a one way street and men don't deserve to have their sexual fantasies fulfilled. k

>>39078057

God, you sound weak. Pussies are going to turn permanently barren just from being around you.

>>39078093
Not him but you sound like a virgin who is roleplaying after reading an article online about what women find attractive.

>>39078093
And you sound super alpha through those tapping noises your keyboard is making. see how that works?

>>39078127
>>39078161
Look at these salty virgins.

>>39078057
Sucks desu senpai but seems like women are just mad insecure and aren't able to put that aside and embrace unfettered physical enjoyment.
I'll let you know when I finally find one I like and we get the ball rolling

>>39078199
>I know you are but what am I
Hahaha truth hurts lil faggot

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>>39078199
dam u got us howd he do that?

>>39078226
>>39078233
V-I-RGIN

>>39078027
this exactly. it's gross

>>39077845

Spoiler alert: we WANT to smell your asshole

>>39078006
>unless it smells like death
Newsflash, idiot.
Next time you wipe your bum after having a nasty shit. Take the toilet paper you just wiped with, and get it really close to your nose. This is how girl shit smells like

>>39078557
That's not what asshole smells like hours later though. Have you ever even been with a girl? The only time they smell is if they sweat or they haven't cleaned their pussy from the last time you nutted int them

>>39076420
Wouldn't you feel embarassed if you were asked to put your smelly asshole on a girl you were keen on impressing?

>>39076420
i actually asked a girl to do this once, due to porn ideations, and it felt like it broke my nose

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>>39078006
Yeah whipe and wipe and douche and wetwipe. Clean pristine and sheen for my peen. I mean tongue

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Why don't girls like to pee right in front of a guy?

>>39078515
>>39077997
What?? Why? It's gross.
>>39078006
Why do you want to see the butthole? What's so special about it?

>>39080003
Butthole is the most vulnerable part of a girl and any girl who shows you her butthole trusts you with her life.
And more importantly her butthole.

>>39080003
desu, nothing. I'm not into anal but I do like eating ass when eating pussy. I think it's the whole "no anon, you can't see it!" thing that gets me. Nothing makes me want something like being told I can't have it.

>>39080050
Most vulnerable part? What about that vajayjay thingy?

>showing someone your butthole is trusting that person wirh your life

Lel

>>39077845
female butthole is super hot

as long as you wipe your ass properly it will smell amazing if he's turned on

>>39080092
Think of all the people you'd show your butthole to and how special they are.
It's THE yardstick for if she thinks you're family material or not.

Vag who cares there are girls who show those off for free

are there actually girls that don't like their boyfriends seeing their buttholes?

>>39080124
true. butthole is intimate

>>39076420
They do, it's just that they don't like to sit on your face, anon.

which girl smell is better, feet or ass?

>>39080124
>asshole who cares there are girls who show those off for free

I dunno how so many guys are romanticizing asses.

>>39076420
they do in porn but wont in real life cause they are too scared they will smell bad or you will find some kind of deformity or blemish on them.

>>39080215
because they're intimate and they smell very arousing

>>39080233
I was with this hot Latina chick and she was down to put her big butt in my face, but unfortunately I never got around to doing it and I never saw her again

>>39080210
Feet. Definitely feet.

>>39080210
Neither smell, really. Women tend to be quite clean. Only the pussy tends to smell

>>39080644
not true, ass and feet still have a smell but it varies of course

>>39080920
None of the girls I've ever been with had smelly feet and only a couple had a smelly ass and that was only a couple of times

>>39080957

they're gonna be a little smelly if you put your nose right up to them

Its a dominant position and most would rather be submissive.

Or they get wild when they orgasm and are afraid of breaking your nose whilst riding your face.

Or they are fat and take it as a fat fetish smothering thing.

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had a thicc black girl sit on my face twice. first time it was lit, made her cum 3 times and I then blew a load harder than most times I've ever came. second time it was obvious she'd pee'd before we began the face sitting.

>>39082083

did you mind that she peed?

>>39082100
yah, it tasted it bad. first time tasted fine