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>>39076337
None of these apply to me. Fuck normalfilth, don't bother with them.

They're all shit.
Only Facebook
I run and walk regularly
I do. Facial exercises and Patrick Bateman shit.
Only the NBA.
No.
I tried cigarettes once, they were shit.
Mass killing.

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>>39076337
>have not a single thing on that list except i shower and brush my teeth

is this why people think im wierd

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>>39076337

>Yes to 6/8

Fuck. Am I normiescum?

>>39076337
>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
i tried but i just couldnt watch that dumb shit
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
also tried to do that, but i found out theres nothing interesting there and i just dont go
>go out regularly?
also tried it, but was bored, hated everyone, hangover was awful and it was retarded
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
tried but realized i hate it and theres no point in it
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
tried to get into it, it was borning and dumb commercialfest for under-90 iq people
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
i dont even know what does "pad" mean
some kind of a hangout place or a room judging from google search?
if thats the case no i live with my large family and never go anywhere
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
used to be near normos in highschool, but never got into that shit, it seemed retarded and they were all dumbfucks forcing themselves to look cool or total deadbeats, who would want to be like that
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
no never had it, never will (at least not one practically possible)

>>39076337
>>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
nope
>>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
facebook
>>go out regularly?
is once every other week regular? and "out" means leaving the house right? if the answer to both of those questions is yes, then yes
>>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
reasonably
>>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
no
>>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
i'm sure my parent's house could be a good place to throw a party if they were away for the night and i had friends
>>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
i've smoked weed and am open to other drugs
>>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
ambition vaguely, successfully working towards it hell no

>>39076337
>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
I watched the first 2 seasons of Rick and Morty, I have a pretty easy sense of humor, so I still enjoyed it.
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
Does skype and steam count?
>go out regularly?
Nope
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
I'm hygienic, though my appearance is less than meh.
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
Not even a little.
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
No
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
No, I despise drug users.
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
I guess finishing college to get a nice job.
And probably some other stuff too.

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The normie game has been so preposterous these days that honestly I don't even care anymore.

>>39076337
>>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
No
>>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
Just a kikebook
>>go out regularly?
I walk around town by myself once a weke or so
>>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
Yeah
>>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
No
>>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
My brother has some friends of his hang out at our pool
>>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
I drink Fosters once a week and did weed once
>>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
No

>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
I watched only one episode of Rick and Morty because have nothing to do
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
Only Facebook, for talking, not lurking
>go out regularly?
Once every month
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
Kinda yes
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
I have no idea
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
No
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
Hell no
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
No

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>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
Pretty much the only Norman shows I watch are rick and morty and game of thrones. They're not terrible, not special either.
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
I only have Facebook.
>go out regularly?
I get drunk and coked out at a bar on weekends. Only other thing I go out for is work.
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
Not really. My teeth need work. I don't buy many clothes so I wear the same shit a lot.
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
Nope.
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
Nope. Small apartment I never have company in. Maybe so people I know from the bar will come over to do some Coke after closing for an hour or so.
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies.
I only do coke currently. Would love some adderall so I can be productive and actual have an attention span. I guess weed if that counts, I'm more of a stimulants guy though.
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
Hahaahahahahahaha

>>39076337
>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
only normieshow I watch is GoT
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
got facebook and snapchat
>go out regularly?
yes I get forced out by my friends occasionally
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
no, depressionfag
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
no
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
no
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
only by myself, getting high when not alone is a waste of drugs
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
no.

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>>39077098
>game of thrones
>not terrible
are you sure you've been watching it after season 4?

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>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
game of thrones
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
no
>go out regularly?
no
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
i guess
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
no
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
no
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
no
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
no

>rick and morty
thats it

>>39076553
Survey says yes

>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
Rick and Morty is ok, but it's not deep or anything. I just watch it casually. No GoT though.
>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
I made a twitter once because a /tg/ game over roll20 used it for communication, but that's the only time.
>go out regularly?
I have one friend I hang out with semi regularly. He's a robot too though so it's not too normie.
>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
I have shitty teeth but other than that it's pretty standard.
>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
Hell no.
>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
Nope.
>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
No
>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
Yes

Only Game of Thrones. I just watch what I like.

Only Facebook, that's all I need. Don't see the point in having everything else. I find the concept of Snapchat to be especially retarded.

Nope.

Hygienic, but unkempt in appearance.

Don't care about football.

Live in my parents house, nothing to do.

Drink occasionally.

Exhausted and lazy with little ambition.

Do I win the game?

>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?

I watch GoT and many others, but surprisingly the people I've ever spoken to don't watch them, do they live under a rock or something?

>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and Facebook?

Used to have a Facebook, but I deleted it a few years ago

>go out regularly?

Nope, not even my parents hang out with me

>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?

I wouldn't say I have a well kept appearance but I am hygienic, maybe it's just that I'm too self conscious about myself

>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?

Nope, I don't even do any physical activities, I should start sometime

>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?

No idea what cool pad means, also
>friends
>in /r9k/

>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies

No

>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?

I'm working towards it but I'm not sure if I'm doing it right and I feel like I could work harder

>>39076337
>no unless if you count Breaking Bad
>fuck no
>sometimes, by myself usually
>yes
>I only give a shit about kickboxing and hockey and even then I'm woefully behind
>and risk them destroying my shit?
>beer and vodka if you count that
>yes
Do with it what you will.

>>39076337
>>watch Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, and other shows they say you must see?
Yes, I've seen both actually and Rick and Morty is pretty fun with or without normiedom. I really like Black Mirror too.
>>have an instagram, snapchat, twitter, and facebook?
I have all of them and use snapchat to talk to friends.
>>go out regularly?
I try to go out whenever I can
>>have a well-kept appearance and are hygienic?
Yes, I love taking care of myself. I want to improve myself for myself. I'v ebeen slimming down and wanna drop the 180 by the end of the year hopefully.
>>know what local sports events are happening and have general knowledge of current football?
I know of local sporting events but none for football.
>>do you have a cool pad for your friends to hang out at that shows you like to party?
Yeah, my pads pretty sweet. I've been making it cozier with every upgrade but I don't have many viistors.
>>do you do drugs? you literally have to with normies
I don't. Drugs are really degenerate.
>>do you have ambition and are successfully working towards it?
I'm currently working on Law, finding love and losing weight. I've been trying to make myself the best I can be. I can feel it. If I keep at it one day I'll find the one. I work because I want a friend to spend all my freetime with. until then it goes into self improvement.
Even then when I find her I wanna fix myself to be perfect for her. I wanna be someone they can depend on. I wanna make them happy.