Lads, It's happening, I'm taking a tranny out, we're

>>39076294
Let her fuck your ass

Its not worth it , dont do it.

well, i saw your post yesterday.
dont do it
its not worth it, trust me, you will miss sitting down

You will find out that it's just a meme.
Some of the ones saying that it's not gay are shitposting, some have never seen trannies in real life and some are trannies.

It's going to be really gay. Unless you're bisexual you'll feel disgusted afterwards and maybe during too.

Some one please tell me to do it, I can't back out now. Already postponed and just confirmed.
Leaving in a little under an hour
Think it's okay if we don't do any sex stuff? I just don't know guys, I'm just imagining this bitch is going to look and seem really manly, She has a nice body in pictures and is a full HRT tranny. The date anxiety is crazy on top of the tranny anxiety

>>39076593
Just do it, you obviously wanted to. Don't let a bunch of people on an internet board tell you what to do. Try and enjoy your self and if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out.

>>39076653
She just asked if I'd take her friend home too because her boyfriend stranded her, God damn it nigga what the fuck am I running a god damn charity in this bitch FUCK

>>39076593
Assume nothing is going to happen. Think of it as meeting a new friend instead of someone you're gonna fuck.
Unless you set it up as a bang date from the get-go in which case you're SOL

>>39076679
They might be nervous about being alone with you

>>39076732
>Assume nothing is going to happen. Think of it as meeting a new friend instead of someone you're gonna fuck.
That helps
We specifically agreed no hooking up but she kind of hit on me last night so I'm worried

>>39076294
lol daniel cormier

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>>39076294
Do it for the green text op, don't pussy out.

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>>39076990
At this point, the greentext is going to be one of my main motivaters, At least I can say I gave it a try or did it once you know.

i would personally be down to fuck a very feminine tranny

Well lads, I'm getting ready to leave, keep this thread bumped if you want the inevitable lulz and awful trauma I'm about to experience

>>39077181
Bro don't go into it expecting it to be shit, just go fuck her anyway. Regardless of what happens, one day you'll look back and laugh.

>>39077181
Wish you luck anon. Hopefully you don't get disgusted or get get AIDS

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>>39077181
Good Iluck anon!

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>>39077211
>>39077214
>>39077222
She just delayed 30 minutes because her "makeup was fucked"
I just peptalked the fuck out of myself and am dressed, Sounds like a flake or she's taking this too seriously.

>>39077373
"she" is cleaning out the literal shit from "her" mancunt so you can fuck it.

>>39077402
Stop lying.
We already agreed no hooking up and she told me before she was celibate.
The girls I've met on tinder all say that too but maybe because she's a tranny, she's not lying and has no intentions other than to date I guess
God damn it why am I such an impulsive autist, why do I do this to myself.
I think I can do it lads

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>>39077425
I'm spiritbombing you anon, just do it!

>>39077680
Driving right now anon, will try to live update.
Wish I had some booze but I'm only 19 and broke as fuck. Oh well lads

>>39077706
Don't use your phone while you're driving

>>39077722
I parked in a lot to update the thread

Keep us up to date with what happens, I'm interested

>>39077807
yea im curious too.

>>39076294
Don't engage in faggotry and kys.

>>39077863
This will be interesting. A live event. Realtime autism. On a serious note, OP will be fine.

Trying to date a tranny now.

Not worth it, maybe it's her but she/he way to flaky for me.

Also being bottom to a dude with tits and a dress feels belittling

>>39076400
Bi-fag here.

I've fucked a straight up man where when he's sucking me off I can feel the prickly-ness of his beard against my dick.
Fucking a trap feels far more guy than just fucking a straight up manly-man.

>>39076294

might as well kill yourself now anon faggotry is not accepted by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Father.

Bitch lives in a fuckin trailer park guys god damn red flag

>he thinks trannies are cute innocent little boys in skirts like on /r9k/

Have fun with your aids faggot

>>39078265
Just pray for them to be somewhat passable irl. Pics never tell the truth. Still go through with it though.

>>39078294
5 minutes left, jesus please be passable. If she's not, how the fuck do I get out of it?

>>39078355
Do whatever or say you have to leave. Don't say anything if you have to

>t fooled around with ugly tranny and it still haunts me

But also

>Fucked passable tranny and it still haunts me in a semi good way

>>39078355
Just take a good gander at first when you see them. Not to quick, not to long. Just sprint to your car and drive away if they are ugly. They don't know where you live.

>>39078265

uh anon that "bitch" is also a fucking man who thinks he's a woman so if you're worried about "red flags" you fucked up a while ago

I'm fucking keking the fuck out please keep this updated anon holy shit

I'm outside, debating going home lads, holy fucking hell fuck what am I doing. This is fucked holy shit panic. Fuckkkk

>>39078525
did you even see him yet faggot?

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>>39078525
THE GREEN TEXT THOUGH. YOU NEED THIS. WE NEED THIS.

>>39078550
Nope, not in person. She still thinks I'm omw but I'm really sitting in my car listening to the radio and thinking back on my life and feeling like I need to throw up from anxiety, if some man faced tranny with a man ass voice tries to sit in my car, I'm doinv a fucking dropkick and driving away as fast as my car will go
>>39078554
Fuck the greentext, fuck everything, fuck this. Fuck it,I'll do it

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>>39078592
get in there man its going to be alright

>>39078592
KEK anon we need this as much as you do. Please keep us updated

>>39078592
THIS IS YOUR DEFINING MOMENT OP

>>39078592
You got this anon, remember to project confidence. Take a deep breath. It'll be worth it, in the end.

>>39076294
dont do it. They wont look like their pictures. If you end up having sex its going to be something you work hard to forget,

>>39078592
i'm fucking rolling. thank you for this OP your strength is inspiring me

>>39078592
You'll be fine. Just go say hi to her. Maybe she is nervous too

>>39078694

>he*

Fixed that for ya ;^)

Okay, been sitting in my car outside her trailer for like 30 minutes, about to just say I'm outside and I've planned out for my mom to call me if this bitch is ugly.
>>39078694
Dude, fuck being nervous, I don't want an aggresive manly tranny. Fucking hell dude god damn, if it was a girl and had a pussy, I'd suck it up so I could dtop being a virgin

OP is driving this Tranny around as we speak. Thoughts and prayers up for the lad, boys

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>>39078749
I mean, you don't have to be a virgin by the end of tonight if you take the boypussi.

post pics of your date OP

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Don't put it in your butt!

Did OP post pics of her last thread?
How did they meet?
Anyone got the story?

I'm fighting through the depression Nyquil for this bread.

>>39078872
He said he found them on tinder and was desperate for a friend or something. No pics yet.

>>39076653
>Don't let a bunch of people on an internet board tell you what to do
oh the ironing. it is much too late for that friendo

ANON IM DRUNK AF AND FIGHTING DEPRESSION SLEEP FOR THIS DONT DISAPPOINT

>>39078355
i'm fuking dying thnk u anon

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the suspense is killing me, please keep posting

>>39078921
yee OP Isn't back he's probably gotta mouf fulla tranny balls.

>>39078945
at least we know hes going through with it

>oh geez guys oh fuck oh shit wahhh boo hoo piss moan

Fuck you op this thread is shit, just you whining for 12 posts.

>>39079004
He's pretending like he isn't turned on by the fact that the passenger in his car could potentially be hung.

>>39079037
I know. I offered this tranny weed, booze, and my body and she ignored me. Only shemale that posts on Craigslist in my area.

Fucking ungrateful. That's what op is.

>>39079004
shut the fuck up nigger i don't see u trying to make content for this shit hole. go to a race bait thread if this isn't fun for u faggot.

>>39079075
pics of her? we all wanna see

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>OP is getting raped in the ass by a man-jawed shemale right now

>>39078510
You've murdered my sides. Top shelf lel.

>>39079107
>hey guys I'm nervous about meeting a shemale x30 is "content" to you

Maybe you should go fuck yourself you dumb ass.

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OP is stuffing a boipucci full of hard dick right now, and pretending it's not while he loses his virginity KEK

>>39079075
lets seee m8

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OP COME BACK AND TELL US HOW GOOD THAT DICK TASTE

Bumping to hear how awful OPs night was

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Op here not too bad so far.
She's defintley cute, although the voice sounds a little gay.
fuck I might like her lads. I'm in the bathroom at the Diner right now, her friend didn't need a ride so we figured we'd get frys and milkshakes. My stomach isn't too good with the milkshake and it was making loud noises. Don't want to be in here too long because things are actually working out between us.
She used to play baseball, and likes the same teams I like. Thinking I might go in for the kiss, although she warned me ahead of time that wouldn't be happening.

i cant wait until the trap hes talking about makes a thread here complaining about how her date just shitposted on /r9k/ on his phone all night

>>39079580
Don't be a cuck

She's a trap, so I don't see any possibility of her not being a sexual deviant

>>39079580
baseball babes are hot anon. HOT

>>39079580
>her

ANON IT IS A MALE, YOU WILL REGRET THIS IF YOU ARE NOT GAY

>>39079580
If she says no kissing then just go for a hug instead and see how she reacts
Bur dont hug for too long and also not too short

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>>39079580

>She's

HE'S

A

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>39079580
Go for it. If she pulls back and says she told you nothing would happen apologising and say she's just really cute and you thought it was worth a try. I dunno if trannies are like girls but girls love that shit

>>39079580
Go for the Kiss Anon if she made her friend ditch it means she thinks youre cute. it's called a SHIT-TEST and you passed.

>>39079721
>tfw he also caught HIV

>>39079735
This. Didn't think about that. Her friend was probably an excuse like how OP planned to use his mother as an excuse.

>>39079735
that's true anon

>>39079580
>She's defintley cute, although the voice sounds a little gay.
now imagine her riding your dick moaning in that faggot voice anon.

The mental image in my head is rita mordio with the voice of Sylvia brown

>>39079822
Sounds hot. Want to jump on my cock, anon?

>>39079822
with her dick slapping your stomach every time she moves

>>39079913
cut or uncut? How big?

>>39079928
And when you cum in her ass, she shoots her own load onto your chest.

>>39079936
Uncut masterrace 7"

>>39079953
pic??????`
please.

unoriginal comment but I mean it.

This is so goddamn gay

>>39079953
I've posted it on /r9k/ a couple of times already. And if that autismo mod is on at the moment he'll probably try to ban me again and I'll have to change IP and delete cookies to evade.

>>39079953
same exact specs as you broski

>>39080007
I don't mind. you can always link to it with imgur if youre scared

>>39080007
This post is probably gonna get you b& for dodging, brobot

>>39080038
Bans don't do anything. You have to range ban and that's not going to happen to fuck with one person. And if it did it'd be hilarious. I also have a phone to phone post.

>>39080020
Feelsgoodman

>>39080021
Maybe other anon will post his.

>>39080007
>not being a bad enough of a dude to send dick pics to a gay stranger in a random thread
Might as well spit on the name of love.

>>39080063
I'm sorry for ruining everything anon.

Where is OP? Please come back soon.

OP here, In a walmart parking lot, fuck lads ,help
I just dropped "her" off but I'm cringing hard as fuck from how awkward that was.

>>39080322
Lmfaooo you dropped her off on a Walmart parking lot? Did you at least get your nut off or what?

>>39080322
Tell us what happened. Origifu

>>39080344
Yo, let me drive home. 15 minutes
>>39080344
Nah, I dropped her off at home, I realized I don't like trannies.
Stopped at walmart to process what the FUCK just happened

>>39080322
>>39080380
Are you retarded? You said you thought she was cute, and now you're backpedaling. Are you sure you don't actually like her or are you just letting your insecurities dictate your actions?

>>39080322
Sounds like you've learned a valuable lesson.

>>39076294
>hurr i planned a date with a tranny
>i think she might be manly, what do?
You're going on a date with a dude in a dress, did you expect there to be anime girl with penis drawn on her waiting for you?
Of course he is going to be manly, at best it's going to be some drag queen hon that tries to mask her baritone voice by sounding like mickey mouse

>>39079580
>>39080414
>>39080380
The post about her being cute wasn't me or the diner. I didn't even read no
So basically I pull up and she looks kinda passable but I could tell she was a tranny, Had the voice of a valley girl.
Looked kinda like her pictures but she reminded me of like a wimpy white kid wanted to try drag
>Picked her up
>Ask her where a chill place to hang out is (I will never spend money on a first date, Tinder is to fuck, not give bitches free shit)
>We walk around and I instantly just ask her if she's ever done acid (She is goth and seems like a party girl, talking about drugs is always a good opener and I like drugs too although I always do them alone)
>Realize I have no interest in fucking and there is no attraction on my side although she compliments me and I can tell she is really into me
>She is quite interesting though and has a very troubled past and is a hippy with an interesting and positive outlook in life
>We sit and talk, She stares at me a lot like she wants me to make a move
>I'm trying to make myself seem like a loser as much as I can
>I have no job, I'm a virgin, I'm depressed and suicidal, I have no friends, I do drugs alone in my room and I've only been to one party and I left ASAP without talking to any one
>She just acted interested still

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>>39080956
>Kinda awkward silences, I say we could be good friends and emphasize friends
>I say we should go and in the car ride home she says that "She never makes first moves and that like you know some people are scared of doing that"
>I drop her off and I get a text 5 minutes later that I should have made a move
I cut out a bit, she really really kept coming onto me hard, I felt like a fucking woman rejecting her and friendzoning her
Seriously, fuck this shit, Women are hot as fuck

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>>39081124

You did a good thing anon. Its gay to have any sexual relations with a guy. It is as simple as that.

This board on website will say otherwise because it is a fringe community full of degenerates. Any normal person in the real world considers it gay.

>your family would consider it gay
>your co-worker would consider it gay
>your neighbors would consider it gay

Once you fuck a guy, you will always know you fucked a guy. You can't ever take that back.

>>39081360
Nice spooky black photo
I don't really care if it was gay or not or what people think, I'm not normal, I'm a shut in any way.
If I thought she was attractive, I would have fucked with little shame
I just didn't feel it and the idea of being with a tranny was strange, She didn't smell or have the "vibe" of a female. I've never had sex, My other tinder date with a female, I couldn't get hard because I was drugged out and tired and we made out for 2 hours because i never advanced it further so my dick was tired out

but there is definitely something there with a female, You catch yourself staring at them, their body looks absolutely amazing, You smell them and their hair, their voice and the idea of fucking them seems great. With this, I thought she was great to talk to but there wasn't any attraction.
When I was out with a girl, I'd get a boner just being near them but with the tranny, my mind didn't even go to sex, It just went to talking about something interesting and how I'm going to friendzone this bitch
>>39080551
Fuck off tranny

>>39081124
Its not gay if he sucks your dick.

>>39081360
>She didn't smell or have the "vibe" of a female.
You're full of shit. If they're on HRT they're going to smell like a girl.

>but there is definitely something there with a female, You catch yourself staring at them, their body looks absolutely amazing, You smell them and their hair, their voice and the idea of fucking them seems great. With this, I thought she was great to talk to but there wasn't any attraction.
When I was out with a girl, I'd get a boner just being near them but with the tranny, my mind didn't even go to sex, It just went to talking about something interesting and how I'm going to friendzone this bitch
Totally whipped by roasties. Congratulations.

>>39081502
>Totally whipped by roasties. Congratulations.
Because I'm not gay and am attracted to females? It's cool if you are and hey, maybe I just didn't find this particular tranny attractive, maybe I'm a huge fucking faggot but this tranny wasn't the right one

>>39081422

All the power to you. It sounds like he just wanted a hook up out of it, but if you can create a friendship then you certainly have nothing to lose.

All I am saying is if you are willing to fuck, or if you do fuck, its gay and you are gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay.

>>39081450

Its gay. Don't kid yourself

>>39081737
>All I am saying is if you are willing to fuck, or if you do fuck, its gay and you are gay.
love this meme

>>39081746
A mouth is a mouth. No prostate there.

>>39078238
Shut up hypocritical bitch

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What do you anons think?

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>>39082269
such a handsome young man, my friend

>>39078749
>>39079580
>giving a tranny your first kiss
>losing your virginity to a tranny
That's not going to haunt you for the rest of your life :^)

>>39082357
Not my first kiss.
I'm kind of a weird story, I was fat for most of my life so I was an ugly outcast and It's molded me, I've lost the weight and I'm at least average but the mental damage is still there so easy low/mid tier women come by easily if I try.
I'm high now and everything feels good, I just texted the tranny back that I wasn't really feeling sex but I thought she was really interesting. Hopefully she feels okay with no sex and we can be friends because I would like that.
Life is weird man life is weird
>inb4 some retarded teenager calls me a normie
I'm a shutin bipolar NEET with no friends (Hopefully not anymore) who drinks and does drugs in his room,dropped out of HS and has probably been here longer than some of you have been alive, I'm not a normie.

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>>39082436
>Not my first kiss
>I'm not a normie

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>>39082436
>be loser who gets friendzoned by women
>become tranny
>now am a sterile loser who gets friendzoned by men

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>>39082466
I'm high so I'll indulge you.
Having sex in my mind does not make you a normie, It doesn't at all, I do not at all live a normal life and the ones who's only problem is tfwnogf are usually the ones who complain about others being normies are actually just normies who haven't had sex yet and likely underage or close to it, I've always been an outsider and normie isn't really an established term any way, there is always some one more autistic and less autistic than you so no use wagging dicks over being virgins and losers
>>39082479
fucking kek, never thought of it that way, fuck I'm sorry. I hope me and her can be friends
My female tinder date never texted me again

>>39077947
if you want to bottom just date a guy ffs
you prison gay fucks are retards

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>>39082911
have you ever considered the possibility that people might find trannies more attractive than normal dudes and women?

>>39083278
Tranny chasers are fucking creepy, I checked this tranny's instagram and she has a ton of weirdos following her and commenting on her photos.
Seriously, If you're not getting a tranny a gf, It's because you care too much.
The final step of depression is not giving a fuck and doing it for the lulz

>>39083300
tbf it's the same for all instagram sluts anyway

>>39083278
no i dont actually understand how something that has the worst of both can be better than either
not to mention all their mental problems

>>39083314
That is true. I feel like the tranny guys are creeps though,
Tranny chasers just want sex, I guess the trannies indulge them. I'm just more of a guy that doesn't care, If I'm attracted then I'm attracted, I like feminine features though

>>39076294

The traps arent gay thing is 100% a meme by shitposters to get you to fuck a man so they can laugh at you afterwards. Remember, ITS A MAN. If you fuck him, you're gonna feel gay as fuck because it is infact, gay as fuck. You will fully regret it.

>No pics of anything

Yeah this shit aint fake as fuck or anything

Thanks for wasting my time OP not a single pic or quality greentext

>>39084064
>>39084088
Are you retards blind or something

He posted it here fuckers:
>>39082269
>>39080956
>>39081124

>>39084136
>>39082269
That's not the pics, Sorry
That's some one else, I'm trying to be friends so I'm not posting pics

Lmao, based r9k convinced anon yo go out and hang ouy with a tranny at least

>>39080002
Wow, you fucking think? so what if it is?
Are you insecure, you fucking virgem?

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>>39077425
>tranny
>celibate

Wew lad