"Oh hey. You're that guy from class that did an oral report on Neon Genesis Evangelion last week. I thought it was going to be cringe at first, but you sure knew how to do an impressive analysis on it without making yourself look like a total dork. I'm about to go to In-N-Out to get myself something to eat, do you care to join me?"
>>39075419
Sorry, I'm allergic to gluten my dude. I'll come with you and maybe pick up a coffee. By the way, I have severe depression and I am not looking for a relationship.
What a back-handed compliment. You're probably insufferable to be with. How desperate do you think I am? I'll pass.
>>39075419
I'd like to give her the old in and out
>>39075419
Are we going to be having sex? If so I need to take the Viagra now
Oral speech on Neon Genesis? Was I high, shit what day is it?
>>39075419
D-do you want to discuss the relationship between Lain and the simulacra?
>>39075419
*looks at floor until she leaves*
>>39075419
But I'm really into burgers, is that you in the picture? Where you live girl?
>>39075467
I'm mentally ill too anon. Holla
>>39075419
>You're that guy from class that did an oral report on Neon Genesis Evangelion
I don't think a lot of people here will be able to identify with this. We're more the social anxiety obsessive autists than shameless call attention to yourself in public by being asses autists.
>>39075537
This post is ironic, right?
I know there are indians on this board, but they cant be THAT indian, can they?
Could all these fembot orbit threads be entirely populated by indians??
>>39075419
what the fuck is in-n-out is that some wierd british thing
>>39075570
Go back to your Doritos neck beard.
>>39075419
Hey OP you like movies? I liked Transformers. Was amazing movie.
>>39075560
This. We are all self aware idiots here
>>39075603
My mom won't buy me Doritos anymore. That hit below the belt
sighs *unzips*
why do we kidd ourselves when its just this schlong for which you long
>>39075622
It wasn't a upper cut, I don't know how I could've gotten 'below the belt' without turning you upside down so you're flab was all in your face.
>>39075419
? Yo are you here? If it's not you post pic I promise to like ;-)
>>39075670
Maderchod
>>39075670
He sets up like that and that's the best you can do?
>>39075419
Her eyes are amazing.