>You will never be a capybara
>>39074690
You just crave attention don't you? Well desu you're not even cute so stop trying to be
>>39074690
But I already am. It's great, but captchas are hard with hooves
>>39074730
>capybara
>hooves
I don't think you're a capy, anon.
>>39074782
English isn't my first language. The capybara to English translator is not so good
These things are fucking delicious. They're like pork but juicier.
>>39074844
That makes sense I suppose. What's your opinion on niggers?
>>39074690
Truly living the dream.
>>39075275
They're ok in my books. We are peaceful animals but my friend said he hates them. I told him that just because he had one bad experience doesn't mean they are all bad. They did eat his wife though
>>39074782
>a capy
kek
This is the first good thread I've seen on here in weeks
>>39074844
Fellow capy here. Holla
Didn't know I had this feel until now
>>39075400
I'll save you a seat in the hot tub
>>39074690
>One shot at life
>Decided to try and become an introvert
To make things worse I decided to waste my time here of all places
Even among introverts the only way to be someone is to be at the very least a little extroverted
I dunno, they say be careful about who you're friends with but it seems everyone has large networks
Is it possible I'm the only one who is wrong and somehow everyone else is correct
On the internet, nobody knows you're a capybara.
>>39074690
capybara is gay
>>39074690
Giant autistic guinea pigs
If I ever was forced to become an animal I'd choose a possum, it's the most robot animal.
>Nocturnal
>Eats anything
>Hated/feared by people
>Lives with their mom until she kicks them out
>Hisses to try and scare animals, failing that is to play dead and secrete awful smelling green slime
>Can remember where food is better than any other animal
>>39074690
ETERNALLY
COMFY
>>39076550
>Hated/feared by people
>implying we dont own cars and .22 to take out O'pussems
>>39076972
That means you hate possums, like all normalfags.
Friendly reminder that possums is the official animal of /r9k/
robots arent capybaras because capys are good at making friends
>>39076992
if anything the official animal of /r9k/ is apes/monkeys in general
most apes and monkeys live in harem societies where the beta males live in separate troups made up entirely of males who roam around and attempt to knock alpha males out of control of their female harems
>>39076994
Capybaras literally dont give a fuck
ive seen them laying with crocodiles.
>>39077040
>Beta uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKdB2HnWBDA
>>39074690
The look like pretty cool pets. How do they taste?
>>39078099
dont you dare fucking eat my pet dog you sick freak
>>39078150
Capys are up there on my list next to chinchillas. I also want to try cat and dog. There's a hunting lodge near me that serves "exotic" meats and such, but none have the appeal that pets do.